Chapter 31: Dog Stinks Are Innate! The same goes for the uncle on Elizabeth!
Another half an hour later......
"I feel like my mind is drifting farther and farther away, and my body is fluttering, can I take the third step now?" Hasegawa asked aloud.
"It's not enough! Go on on another foot! ”
"Hey!" Hasegawa said and changed one foot, and continued to stand on the golden rooster independently.
However, at this time, the Wanshiwu group and the [Baihua] group led by Yue Yong met in the park......
The two teams looked at Jiang Cheng, who was constantly reprimanding Hasegawa, speechless.
"What are you doing? Soul light! Yue Yong took the lead in throwing out several kunai.
"Ah, isn't this Yueyong? Why are you here? Jiang Cheng got up and said as he pulled out the kunai that was pricked into his forehead.
"And why?! You're an idiot! Absolutely stupid! Why don't you go back to Yoshihara and do such a boring thing here?! Yinshi kicked Jiang Cheng over, and said while stepping on it, "It's just a play, and it's really to this point!" You're an idiot, aren't you? Absolute idiot! Can you hurry back and don't cause trouble to others! ”
"What a boring thing! Is it boring to help Madao, who has lost everything but retained his freedom, to find the true meaning of life?! Jiang Cheng was about to start a tirade as he spoke, but Yue Yong didn't give him this opportunity, and directly ordered the security guard to drag the scarred Jiang Cheng away.
"Slow, slow," Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, but he couldn't break free from the security uncle, and in the end, Jiang Cheng could only shout at Hasegawa, "The last step, throw away your sunglasses, you can feel the real freedom!" Go for it! Even my share of freedom will be handed over to you! madao! ”
Then there was no more, Jiang Cheng was dragged on the ground by the security master and followed Ji Yuan's people farther and farther, leaving only a long blood mark on the ground......
"Well, it really doesn't matter if people who have lost their freedom are teaching people who have freedom what freedom is?!" Shinhachi was speechless.
"That...... Is it time for the third step now? I felt like my consciousness was free, as if I had seen a river, and the ......" Hasegawa couldn't help but say at this time.
"No, then you will really be free, maybe you will be free to choose your life in the next life." Shinhachio looked at Hasegawa, who was still in place and was independent, and didn't know what to say......
At night, Hasegawa was found by kind passers-by and taken to the hospital......
Jiang Cheng, who returned to Jiyuan, also caught a cold due to the rain for a long time......
Three days later......
"Huh? Train Sadaharu? Why? Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi and Xin Bachi in front of him and asked.
"That...... Actually, I saw a game with pets, so I wanted to ...... However, Sadaharu didn't listen to us at all, and even if Kagura-chan was directing, it would make both of us hurt all ......over our bodies," Shinhachi said with a twist.
But just after speaking, Jiang Cheng had already sent the two out of the door and closed the door, "I'm sorry, the cold just got better, and I don't want to participate in any outdoor activities for the time being." ”
"Wait! Half of the prizes you get from participating in the contest! Maybe I can give you the latest FPSgame! Yinshi shouted as he knocked on the door.
Just finished shouting, Jiang Cheng had already opened the door and stood in front of the two of them, "Then don't hurry up!" With that, he pulled the two of them out.
"Okay, it's the latest limited edition Half-Life Commemorative Edition." Jiang Cheng said as he walked.
"That? Isn't that something that money can't buy?! As soon as Shin Hachio finished speaking, he was covered by Yinshi's mouth.
"No problem! Absolutely no problem! Yinshi said.
"Say yes!"
……
In the park, looking at the Sadaharu who was trained by Jiang Cheng to be extremely standard in every move, Yinshi and Xinbachi were speechless. Kagura applauded happily and encouraged Sadaharu.
"Sure enough, when facing Jiang Chengsang, Sadahharu would be so obedient." Xin Bachio said helplessly.
"In that case, this contest will definitely not fail! Champions are definitely in the bag! The luxurious prizes are ours! Yinshi said with a snicker.
"No, what should you do with the FPSgame you promised to give Jiang Chengsan? Absolutely can't get that! There's absolutely no way to get that! How do you explain it afterwards! ”
However, Yinshi's face was full of indifference, "Don't worry, you can just fool around with Contra or something when the time comes, it's a big deal to find a small overlord learning machine in the second-hand market." ”
"Definitely two things! Absolutely not! ”
"Huh? What's not to do? Isn't FPSgame just a game with a gun? There is no difference. ”
"Hey! You apologize to all FPSgame players! Apologies to FPSgame players all over the world! No, it's not an apology, go for seppuku, you soulless! Xin Hachiao couldn't help but complain.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Katsura and Elizabeth appeared behind Shinhachio and Gintoki.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng, who was training Sadaharau not far away, and asked with Xinbachio when he was puzzled.
"What, it's a wig." Yinshi turned around and said.
"It's not a wig, it's Katsura." Katsura then said, "I mean, I'm asking what the hell are you doing? ”
"Don't you understand?" Kagura walked towards Katsura at this time, "We are teaching Sadaharu skills. ”
"Oh, that's right." Gui nodded and said.
At this time, Jiang Cheng also walked over, and said to Sada Haru, who had been trained by himself for a long time: "Sa, let's play with your silver-haired natural curly master." ”
After speaking, Sadahharu instantly rushed towards Yinshi, and took Yinshi's head in his mouth.
"What a good relationship, it looks like Sadaharu really likes you, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, but the next moment he saw Gui on the side, "It turned out to be a wig, what are you doing here?" ”
"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!" Katsura said, "Just like you, just bring your pet for a walk in the park." ”
At this time, Jiang Cheng discovered the mysterious creature beside Gui, "What is this?!" ”
"It's not anything, it's Elizabeth!" Gui corrected solemnly.
"It feels disgusting." Jiang Cheng complained.
"That idiot from Sakamoto shoehorned it into me the other day, most of it was picked up from some planet, and he still seems to be as obsessed with his space voyage as ever..."Katsura explained.
"Sakamoto? Ah, that man with a loud voice, it's been a long time since I've seen him, and it's incredible that he's still alive. Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "However, don't you hate creatures outside the earth?" ”
"Why do you want me to hate this kind of thing that can't even think!" Katsura retorted, "And... Don't you think it's cute? ”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng was instantly petrified, and it took a long time to come to his senses, and he came to Elizabeth's side to look left and right.
"I didn't see it cute or anything, but why did Elizabeth smell like a middle-aged uncle?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui and asked.
At the same time, Kagura also came over, and after smelling it, he also looked at Katsura, "Really Aru! It really smells like a middle-aged man! The smell is exactly the same as that of the bald dad! ”
"What nonsense! It's Elizabeth stink! It's exactly the same as a dog smelling like a dog! Katsura retorted again, "Although it smells like an uncle!" But that's Elizabeth stink! ”
At this time, Yinshi finally broke free from Sadaharu's mouth, but his face was already covered with blood.
"It's impossible to train this dog by one person, and sure enough, did he ask you for help?" Katsura looked at Sadaharu again and said.
"I don't know.,It's just that Yinshi said what pet competition to participate in.,If you win the first place, you can give me the latest FPSgame.,It's just a simple deal.。 Jiang Cheng replied.
"Moreover, Sadaharu will be on TV this time~" Kagura touched Sadaharu on the side and said at the same time.
"We're training for this!" Yinshi took over and said to Gui, "Of course it has nothing to do with a wanted criminal like you. ”
"Hey, you didn't tell me about TV!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with disdain and said.
"Does it matter? As long as you win the first place, you can get all the games for you! I swear! Yinshi raised his hand and said.
"Really?" Jiang Cheng still didn't believe it.
"Really!" Yinshi covered Shinbachi's mouth and said at the same time.
"If you dare to repent......" Jiang Cheng said with a fierce look on his face, and even Sada Haru on the side was taken aback.
"How is it possible, there will be no remorse!" Yinshi reassured.
"Then, let's train again! Sada Haru, practice and jump into the air and rotate 720 degrees to turn and land, you can't do it for one more degree~" Jiang Cheng said and dragged the trembling Sada Haru away......
"What the hell is 720 degrees in the air?! Is there such training?! What the hell is training for such a project?! Are you going to go diving!! Shinhachi complained.
And Gui, who was ignored on the side, stood there thoughtfully......
Finally, the time came for the day of the competition.
Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, Kagura, and Shin Hachio took Sada Haru to the scene of the 7th Universe's No. 1 Monster Pet Grand Prix.
"This is a cosmic creature from Kabukicho, Sadaharu-kun and its owner, the Sakata family!" With the introduction of the host, Jiang Cheng and Sadaharu officially appeared on the stage.
"The winning team will be awarded the right to challenge the previous champion, Mr. Matsuzo's family's MISS GARTER BELT!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, a sea lion humanoid creature holding a red wine glass appeared on the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the four of them.
Presumably it is the last champion that the host said.
"Let the horses come!" The sea lion humanoid shouted. At the same time, his pet also howled, and what made Jiang Cheng speechless was that his pet turned out to be a sea lion......