Chapter 360: Zhangyu Alliance, Two Matches (Ask for Subscription~!) Chirp! RUA! )
On the evening of the 9th, after arriving in Oakland, Su Feng and his teammates were received by NBA staff and stayed in a hotel officially provided by the league.
According to the schedule of this year's All-Star Game, on the morning of the 10th, Su Feng will participate in community activities with the players who have been shortlisted for the East and West Star Teams this year, and be interviewed by media from all over the world.
It is worth mentioning that when handing out the itinerary to Su Feng and others, the alliance officials also kindly reminded everyone not to run around if they were fine.
Because Oakland has always been one of the most dangerous places in the country, with a high crime rate.
Coupled with the high profile of this year's Oakland All-Star Game, in addition to local California fans, there will also be a large number of foreign tourists who will flock to Oakland this coming weekend.
Therefore, for the safety of the stars, Stern believes that it is very important to arrange for the staff to repeatedly remind these NBA stars, who most of them only use their own thinking.
One thing to say, although in the eyes of many people, Stern, who is at the helm of the NBA, has a very glamorous appearance......
But in reality, only God knows how difficult it is to control these NBA players whose average IQ is much lower than normal.
In Su Feng's previous life, during the Stern era, many stars have been complaining that Stern has controlled their speech and made them unable to enjoy freedom of speech like ordinary people.
However......
In this life, after playing four seasons in the NBA, Su Feng just wanted to give Stern a thumbs up.
Because sometimes, Su Feng felt that chatting with certain people was really insulting his IQ.
For example, on one occasion, when the Raptors players were chatting with each other, can you believe that the gang was arguing for two hours over whether Wales were in France or Germany?
Hong Kong Zhen, the ghost knows how broken Su Feng and Nash, who were passing by at that time......
And in addition to the common sense of geography, many NBA players are also very poor at taking care of themselves.
You know, in the NBA, many agents are not only responsible for negotiating contracts for players......
They are even responsible for taking care of the daily life of this group of players.
In the future, many agents have expressed their helplessness about these NBA players when they retire, because this group of giants on the basketball court is like a giant baby in life.
So it's no surprise that many NBA stars have made jokes on and off the court.
After all, you can simply think of the NBA as a "league of education."
In Su Feng's previous life, the funniest thing is that when he read the starting point basketball article, he often saw readers complaining about NBA stars being demoted.
But actually......
You may not believe it when you say it......
In reality, the IQ of the vast majority of NBA players is really not worthy of the description in the starting basketball article.
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On the 10th, after resting beautifully for a night, Su Feng was dragged out of bed by someone he hadn't seen for a long time in the morning.
"Still sleeping? Your girlfriend has been waiting for you downstairs for two hours! After giving Su Feng a hard kick, the satisfied Kobe Bryant smiled at Su Feng.
Su Feng: "......"
Girlfriend?
After gradually waking up, looking at Kobe who suddenly appeared in his room, for a moment, Su Feng was almost scared half to death by Kobe.
Fortunately, Su Feng quickly reacted, Kobe Bryant's girlfriend was referring to Britney.
According to her cooperation plan with Britney, Britney naturally wants to rub off on the heat of this All-Star Game.
It's just that Su Feng never expected that Britney would arrive in Auckland early in the morning of the 10th.
"It got up......
No! You told me to get up and told me to get up, why are you still addicted to kicking? Su Feng, who was woken up by Kobe Bryant's violence, was so anxious that he even spoke his hometown.
On the other hand, after a bit of addiction, Kobe Bryant felt that he didn't choose to play football back then, which was really a big loss for AC Milan.
Tut!
Kicking Su Feng's feet, it's so good!
"You arrived this morning, too?" While washing, Su Feng looked at Kobe Bryant and asked.
"Well, because Los Angeles is close to Oakland, Shaq and I both chose to rest in Los Angeles for the night after the game on the 9th.
Oh yes, did you read our news report on the game on the 9th?
You know, in that game, I had 28 points and 12 assists! I don't know if it's because I haven't seen Su Feng's relationship for too long, so after reuniting with Su Feng this time, Kobe Bryant felt that he was still a little excited.
Hearing this, while rinsing his mouth, Su Feng said to him in a mouthwash that only Kobe Bryant could understand: "I...... Not...... Wail...... L......”
Bryant: "......"
Sure enough, a beautiful day will end after Su Feng opens his mouth.
Listening to Su Feng's ridicule of himself and reasoning, if it weren't for the fact that he was Su Feng, Kobe would definitely leave immediately.
"Come on! Work a little harder and you can surpass me. After washing up, patting Kobe Bryant's shoulder, Su Feng said to him with a smile.
Bryant: "......"
In this way, Kobe, who was in a good mood, immediately hung his head and became depressed.
It's just that when Su Feng and Kobe Bryant went downstairs together......
Suddenly, Kobe Bryant resembles Jerry's Tom in "Cat and Mouse" who is ready to target him with a conspiracy.
In the hotel lobby, taking advantage of Su Feng's inattention, Kobe Bryant lifted Su Feng's clothes from behind extremely naively, covering Su Feng's head......
Kangkang, this is the idol of the future 8.1 billion Komi.
Be reasonable......
Such a childish thing, in Su Feng's opinion, even Carter may not be able to do it.
"Listen to me, you're so cute." In the hotel lobby, looking at Su Feng, who "finally" got up, Britney covered her mouth and smiled.
After sorting out the clothes, Su Feng looked at Britney with a curious expression and asked, "Why did you arrive so early, it doesn't look like you at all." ”
Britney spread her hands helplessly, "Because after someone kissed me twice, he seemed to have forgotten all his promise to me." ”
Su Feng: "......"
Promise?
Touching his head and looking down at Britney, Su Feng felt as if he had promised Britney something before.
Fortunately, just when the scene was about to be embarrassing, Kobe Bryant stood up to save Su Feng.
"Hey, I said, we've got to go to a community event.
If you and your girlfriend have anything to say, wait until the evening. After stabbing Su Feng's waist with his elbow, Kobe Bryant smiled evilly.
Britney: "......"
Oh, shit!
At night?
If I wait until the evening, then I won't starve to death?
However, what made Britney desperate was that after receiving Kobe's kind reminder, Su Feng really planned to try to fool around.
So, how can Britney still take care of her idol personality?
I saw that she directly grabbed Su Feng's arm, and said with a "face full of grievances": "My dear, do you know how I have lived in the past month or so?" ”
I have to say that Britney, who is good at acting, has amazing acting skills in spoiling......
Because if this was seen by the melon-eating masses who didn't know the truth, they would definitely think that Su Feng had done something bad outside to be sorry for Britney.
And coincidentally, because this is about the time when the stars set off for the community......
Looking at the eyes around him, Su Feng always felt that he had locked tomorrow's headlines in advance.
Hong Kong Zhen, that is, there is no Twitter and Weibo now, otherwise the play played by Britney Spears this morning, wouldn't it dominate the hot search to death?
"Honey, what's the matter, can I talk about it when I get off work?
Rest assured, I'm only yours tonight. ”
In the lobby of the hotel, Su Feng, who knew that he couldn't get out if he didn't get Britney, suddenly hugged Britney and said while gently touching her head.
And now, Britney feels like she's met a master.
Because how did she know that under Su Feng's seemingly "simple" appearance, she knew so many routines?
It's just that Su Feng's routine is still too ...... in Britney's opinion
Not......
Not.
Not!
"The Seventh Style of the Scumbag Tutorial": There is nothing that a kiss can't do.
If there is, then make two.
One thing to say, if the current mobile phone is more developed......
The first thing the NBA stars who were watching from the sidelines must do was to film this scene and then sell it to the media for money in the name of their friends.
"Oh my God!
You're so cool just now, Sue, I always thought Chinese were more conservative......"
After Su Feng got Britney in a hurry, on the way to the community, Su Feng became the idol of many young stars.
After all, everyone has been soaked, but for such a thing as soaking the American national goddess, where did the group of people here today, except for Pippen, have experience?
And as one of the topics that NBA stars usually talk about, women themselves are the most enthusiastic topics for everyone to discuss.
It's a pity that the future generations obviously did not inherit such a glorious tradition.
Therefore, it is no wonder that Pippen looks down on future generations......
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On the morning of the 10th, the community activities went very smoothly.
Influenced by someone, this year's NBA All-Star Weekend was also full of strong Chinese style.
When offering condolences in an orphanage, Su Feng took this group of hairy NBA stars to wrap a large steamer of "buns".
In addition, Su Feng also taught everyone to make lanterns for this group of children.
Although there are many elements of this kind of public welfare activities, it has to be said that Stern has indeed put a lot of hard work behind the scenes in order to change people's stereotypes about the NBA.
After the lunch break, in the afternoon, under the arrangement of the league staff, Su Feng was interviewed with other stars.
Because not long ago, Xiao Yao had officially announced that he would participate in the 2000 draft, so in this interview, reporters also asked him what he thought of Xiao Yao.
"I think he's going to be drafted with the top five picks in the first round this year.
As you can see, he's got unmatched talent, and in my opinion, he's going to be one of the best centers in the league in the future. Su Feng replied.
"Su, are you so optimistic about Yao because you are compatriots?" The reporters asked.
"No, because no matter how much I tout him, teams with high draft picks aren't stupid." Su Feng said.
Seeing that Su Feng had no flaws, the reporters quickly changed the topic and asked: "Now that the MVP battle between you and Shaq is intensifying, are you confident that you can play better than Shaq in the second half?" ”
"I think people have been getting too obsessed with me or Shaq lately.
Because in fact, there are more players who have performed better than us this season.
For example, Tim, in my mind, if I were a judge, I would definitely vote for Tim. Su Feng replied.
On the side, after hearing Su Feng's answer, although he didn't say anything, Duncan's face still showed a rather evil smile.
"Sue, does your answer mean that you lack the confidence to compete with Shaq for MVP?" The unrelenting reporters continued to provoke.
"Confidence? Seriously, I really didn't know what confidence was since I entered the league.
Because I thought, in this world, there will never be a second fool who dares to jump on the tech table and declare war on Michael Jordan, right? Su Feng replied with a smile.
Journalists: You have a good point, but we are speechless.
"You're going to a slam dunk contest tomorrow, and we all know that your biggest rivals in this year's slam dunk contest are your two teammates, so is there anything you want to say to them before the game starts?" The journalists asked.
At the interview site, listening to the reporters' questions, Su Feng suddenly spread out his hands and said, "Can you please do me a favor?" ”
Journalists: "Huh? ”
"I'm sorry you guys to go and ask Vince and Tracy who wants to win the runner-up in this slam dunk contest!" Su Feng said with a serious face.
Journalists: "......"
Sure enough, Su Feng is still the same Su Feng.
The so-called modesty, with him simply could not exceed three seconds.
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On the night of the 10th, the All-Star Weekend's Appetizer Rookie Challenge was held at Oracle Arena.
Su Feng has little interest in this year's Rookie Challenge.
In his opinion, instead of wasting time watching the rookie challenge, it is better to take advantage of the rare opportunity to reunite with Kobe Bryant and continue to educate the young mamba.
In the end, just when Su Feng was bullying Kobe, this year's rookie challenge ended with the sophomore team winning.
The game was 119-96, and second-year Lakers junior Lewis was named MVP with 30 points and 7 rebounds.
Throughout the game, the more experienced sophomore team always took the initiative.
The only highlight of the competition was the performance of Olavo Kandi, nicknamed "The New Big Dream".
In the case of playing 8 minutes, Olawokandi slashed 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, and 1 turnover.
And after the game, Olawokandi also said depressedly that he really couldn't play this kind of tactic that didn't focus on him.
"Oh my God, my coach kept asking me to go inside, but I'm a pitcher!"
After the game, Olawokandi expressed his strong dissatisfaction with Raptors assistant coach D'Antoni, who served as the head coach of the second-year team this year, through the media.
And after learning about Olawokandi's statement.......
D'Antoni, however, felt that people were sitting at home, and the pot was coming from heaven......
"Perhaps...... He's a really good pitcher. In an interview with reporters, D'Antoni said depressedly.
On the other hand, after beating Kobe Bryant 4-1 in the night's practice, Su Feng also returned to the hotel, ready to recharge his energy and meet tomorrow's battle of the century in the best condition.
"Sue, seriously, I still think it was a mistake for you to choose to participate in this year's slam dunk contest.
Because this year's judges aren't Dell Curry. ”
It is worth mentioning that before separating from Kobe, Su Feng also successfully harvested a "poisoned milk" from Kobe.
Kangkang, what is called a best friend?
In order to avoid being defeated by Carter by his own mistakes, Kobe Bryant even deliberately gave himself a sip before the game.
Hong Kong Zhen, no matter how the world changes, in Su Feng's opinion, Kobe Bryant is his only true love.
In addition, when returning to the hotel, Su Feng found that Britney was missing.
However, for Su Feng, who has already put all his mind on tomorrow's slam dunk contest at this time, he thinks this is a good thing.
Because women are creatures, God knows how troublesome it is.
"Whew...... It's been a long time since I've been so nervous. On the eve of the Battle of the Century, Su Feng, who felt that he was a little overexcited, stayed up until the early hours of the morning before falling asleep.
And the next day......
Needless to say.
In the words of the fans:
In this year's Oakland All-Star Game, as long as you can go to the scene to see the PK between Su Feng and Carter, it will be worth all the ticket prices.
Right now.
Auckland is like a barrel of explosives that could explode at any moment.
And Su Feng and Carter ......
It was the two matches that lit the leads.
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