Chapter 009: Pirate Edition One Thousand and One Nights (1)
Chapter 009 Pirate Edition One Thousand and One Nights (1)
By the time the Empress and Gloriosa arrived at the tavern, it was already bustling with hundreds of Amazonian women listening to stories inside, and Amazonian warriors lining up outside, waiting to enter.
The errand runners of the tavern stood at the door, charging one by one, but they couldn't be squeezed inside, and some people didn't bother to give money and poked their heads into the second floor to listen to the story.
With the arrival of the Empress and Gloriosa, everyone made a way for the Empress and her two sisters to enter the tavern.
The atmosphere in the tavern was very lively, and basically everyone had a bottle of wine, and it was obvious that the proprietress was bound to make a lot of money today.
The proprietress sat in the VIP seat and did not leave, but held a bottle of wine in her hand, and then supported her chin with her arms, leaning her body and looking at the man sitting in the position with appreciation, her eyes were full of admiration.
Although the man sat in the middle like this, being watched by countless Amazonian female warriors, he actually did not have any stage fright, and talked eloquently: "That female slave was originally a princess of a certain country, but the royal family of this country was benevolent and did not want to exploit its own people to obtain heavenly gold, so as to become a member country of the world government, and because there is no heavenly gold, it is not a member country of the world government, so their country has been living in great difficulty, and the navy does not protect these countries that do not pay heavenly gold." ”
"So under the harassment of a steady stream of pirates, this princess was taken captive to the Chambord Islands and sold to the Draconians."
"We also mentioned before that this Draco was very tyrannical after being betrayed by the slave's wife, he no longer believes in slaves, but he has that need, he has to change a first daughter slave every day, and then in the early morning of the next day, he will kill the first daughter."
"He just did it one day at a time, and after a month, it was finally the turn of this princess."
"She was not willing to die like this, so she said to the Draconian, 'Why don't I tell you a story from my hometown, and we will sleep together when I am done.' The already irritable and tyrannical Draconians agreed, and the princess slowly told the story of her hometown......"
"And the name of this first story is called: The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fishman."
That's right, what he's talking about is the story of the Thousand and One Nights.
One Thousand and One Nights is a story from more than a thousand years ago, but these stories contain philosophy, and the accusations of ignorant monarchs and dark realities are no less than those of modern masterpieces, but after the processing of various religions, it is filled with a lot of boring praise for God, when Leo removes these things, the story becomes concise and capable, and with Leo's localized rhetoric, the whole story is full of various explosive elements.
There are a thousand Hamlets out of a thousand, and in Leo's story, a thousand Amazonian warriors see a completely different story.
For example, the empress sees the princess and her status as a slave, while Sandasonia and Mary Grude see their own miserable experiences, while others are driven by the resonance of women, as we all know, women are particularly resonant in this regard, so many marketing accounts on Facebook in China are very deliberate in the rhythm of women, and after highlighting the facts of the news on the rhythm of a woman, it is easy to get the performance of forwarding.
It is precisely because of this that when Leo told this story, all the women present felt the same way, they really brought themselves into the identity of the female ** subordinate listening to the story, and when he heard the first story, he suddenly stopped, and everyone exhaled in disappointment, because it was too neat, but it made a huge wave in the whole scene, which scared everyone.
"Why don't you continue, go on." The Empress Han Cook stood in the middle of the way everyone got out of the way, and unsurprisingly became the center of attention, her waist crossed, her red dress like fire, a large area of skin exposed, and her fair skin made people dizzy.
Many Amazonian women clutched their chests with fanatical gazes on their faces and shouted, "The Empress! ”
Hancock's face was calm and he didn't pay attention to it at all, just looked at Leo and asked, "Why don't you continue?" ”
"The name of this story is One Thousand and One Nights, and this is only the beginning of this story, when the maiden has been telling the story, every morning is in the most wonderful place, so that the dragons did not touch her or kill her, but kept her to prepare for tomorrow's story."
And she finally used this story of one thousand and one nights to buy herself time and a chance to survive.
"I can't tell you all these stories in one go, but I just have to spend a certain amount of time on the Amazon Lily Island, just to leave you in suspense and have some fun." His face was full of wise smiles, and his whole person was full of modern self-righteousness.
"Ah, are you going to stay?" The empress asked in surprise as she covered her mouth.
"Didn't you agree to join me......" Leo chuckled as he looked at the delighted flush on the empress's face, feeling as if he had overlooked something.
Gloriosa stood behind the Empress and looked at him with a smile, indeed beginning to believe that this guy was not really an enemy spy who had infiltrated the Amazon Lily Island, and that a spy with so many loopholes would die in a few days.
"In that case, you can stay here." The empress, who wanted to give him an exact answer, instantly IQ online, said with a smile.
The nearby Amazonian warriors instantly indulged in her smile and shouted in unison, "Your Excellency! ”
Both of them ignore them, Leo knocks his head in annoyance, he finds that he has made the mistake of "common sense" again, thinking of everyone too "utilitarian", in fact, this is an agrarian society, most people will believe you wholeheartedly as long as they are moved by you, and many times the conversion between the bad guys and the good guys in One Piece is only one action that can impress them.
Leo brought the thinking of modern people into it, looked at the empress's choice too rationally and calmly, and made jokes again.
Obviously, his departure to sea is going to be postponed, but that's fine.
After going through it in his heart, a smile appeared on his face: "It just so happens that my body hasn't recovered yet, so let's rest in the Amazon Lily Kingdom for a while." ”
PS: To be honest, the previous bad habits haven't changed, and I've been forcibly correcting my work and rest time: now I sleep at night like a nap, basically get up at about 5, 6, 7 o'clock in the morning, and then make breakfast to eat, I can't write a few words after eating, just sleepwalking, taking a nap after eating at noon and sleeping late is the same as rushing feet, sleeping until 6 electricity to get up for dinner, and then resting for an hour before starting to code words.
Now it's much better than before, when I used to rush the manuscript, I basically wrote until 3 or 4 o'clock every night, and then slept until 12 o'clock the next day, and I was bald when I dropped a handful of hair.
Knock knock, beg for forgiveness.