Section 45 Li Shimin is an idiot

Li Er walked very fast, although Yun Ye and Wei Zheng were constantly quarrelling, one was dismantling and the other was lifting, but it was related to Li Er's safety, the two had ambitions together, and they didn't dare to leave a little, a bearded strong man, although he was driven away by Li Er several times, still followed him, Yun Ye found that this guy's hairs seemed to stand up, if someone suddenly appeared now, it would break his arm and lose his leg, and if it was heavy, his head would fly. ,!

Turning around and smiling at the guard, he returned his eyes that were indeed extremely hateful, wanting to get angry, his mind turned for a moment, and he was relieved, as long as Li Er scratched a little oily skin, this guy would be considered to be alive, and now facing the culprit who put Li Er in danger, it would be strange if he had a good face.

Guanzhong people squatting under the root of the wall to eat the vice of I don't know when it began, bigger than the head of the black pottery bowl filled with millet rice, covered with a piece of fat fat pork slices, reluctant to eat, this is used for others to see, a bowl of rice after eating, pork slices unharmed, still lying at the bottom of the bowl, is those dried vegetables, there are one or two pieces of green vegetables disappeared without a trace, the meat slices are kept next time and then piled up on the bowl to continue to let others visit.

The Zhuang households of the Yunjia Zhuangzi have long been not curious about the big people who came to visit, and yesterday there was an official from the household department who mixed a bowl of rice before leaving.

As for the owner, he likes to run to the house to see the pot stove when he has nothing to do, and sometimes he points to the pig's hind leg hanging on the beam of the house and asks why he doesn't eat it, and eats all the dried vegetables in winter.

The farmer's face should be given, and the farmer does not lack wisdom, so the Yunjia Zhuangzi has formed the habit of having meat slices on the bowl but not eating them.

The old man also said: "After only a few full meals, he began to lose?" Eating meat? What kind of meat do you eat every year, the owner of the village is a loser, should the whole Zhuangzi be a loser with him? ”

Yun Ye overheard this sentence, so he could only hide his face and leave.

Li Er didn't know, he just saw that there was grain, vegetables, and meat on each of the bowls of the villagers, and suddenly he was happy, he had seen the suffering of the world from south to north, and of course he knew what it meant that the people had dry rice and meat.

was about to praise Yun Ye twice, but he saw a half-sized boy who was as strong as a calf, and ate the piece of meat that had been coveted for a long time in three or two bites, and was stupidly ready to kill even the piece in his father's bowl.

He Lao Tzu was naturally furious, put down the bowl and began to hunt down his loser son all over the world.

Finally caught it, the soles of the shoes crackled a few times on his son's buttocks, and he pointed at Yun Ye from a distance to teach his son, too far away, he couldn't hear clearly, it was probably a negative example.

The son who dragged the tears and snot back to the wall, stuffed the meat slices in his bowl into his son's mouth, and saw that he ate sweetly, and slapped him twice on the buttocks.

Li Er smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, Wei Zheng even laughed and bent over, and even the guards behind him, their frosty complexions gradually melted.

"Boy, you don't lack a bite of meat in your Zhuangzi, why am I still so frugal? Still make a piece of meat as a face? β€œ

Yun Ye's face is dark, none of these fools have raised their faces, they are all honest people, but they want to live like a flower, the wheat is full of grain hoards, but they are reluctant to eat it, and the Yunjia Zhuangzi does not grow millet and this kind of low-yield thing, they all exchange wheat for themselves,

There are new clothes, just show them for two days during the fucking New Year, and then put them away, and wear them again next year, or new, I don't know what it means. They all hide the money, they don't have brains, most of them are hidden in the pigsty, and the most heavily guarded by Yunjia Zhuangzi is the pigsty, as long as the pig hums, there will immediately be a big man who comes out to inspect with a dung fork.

The copper coins that made the Yun family Zhuangzi go out had a smell of urine, a real copper smell. "Wechen is out of cure, there is no shortage of food, there is no shortage of meat, there is no shortage of eggs, even green vegetables are not lacking, everyone has new clothes, maybe there is more than one, but they just don't want to enjoy happiness, like to take wheat to exchange for millet, like to hang up the meat every day to see, like to wear rotten clothes, I reprimanded them last time, so every family will put a piece of meat in the bowl to fool me when they eat, and when I meet very old people, I always say that I am a loser, and Weichen wants to knock out their few teeth, but he doesn't dare, so he has to listen."

Li Er laughed wildly, laughing so much that tears came down, and Wei Zheng held on to a tree on the side of the road and gasped.

Smiling and smiling, Li Er stopped smiling, turned back to Yun Ye and said, "The farmers still have a sense of crisis, they are always worried that there will not be enough food to eat in the coming year, and they are afraid of being hungry." β€œ

After finishing speaking, he came to a few old men, arched his hand and asked: "Ladies and gentlemen, I see that this Yun family Zhuangzi house is like a cloud, it must be a rich Zhuangzi, why are the old men so simple, and the clothes on their bodies, but what is the secret?" β€œ

An old man with a white beard looked down at his bowl and his clothes, and sat there without moving, thinking that he was a small official of the Ministry of Industry or the Ministry of Households, and that he was 86 years old, so he did not have to sell the face of these small officials.

Ignoring Li Er, he turned back to Yun Ye and said, "How many officials is this guy?" The officials are stupid, right, the old man has vegetables in the bowl, meat, and the eggs that his great-granddaughter-in-law just peeled, dare to say that this meal is simple? Look clearly, the old man eats dry rice, even His Majesty's food is probably like this, you look around, Guanzhong eats three meals a day in our Zhuangzi, this happiness is all enjoyed.

The old man has lived for eighty and six, and the number of years he has been able to eat dry food can be counted in a slap, and he has to count the past few years.

Last year, the mother came to Zhuangzi, and chatted with the old man a few words of homely, the fairy-like golden people, the skirts they wore were exposed, just to save a little clothing, the old man wore warm and clean clothes are enough, where did the farmer come from so exquisite, the long flow of water is the right reason.

If you are the owner of the village, you can't just bring such a loser to the village, bad atmosphere. β€œ

After the reprimand, he called a young junior to pick himself up, bent over his waist and held the bowl, stuffed the eggs in the bowl into the mouth of his little great-grandson, glared at Li Er, turned his head and left, it seemed that he would be polluted by Li Er if he stayed for a while.

Yun Ye's face couldn't be greener, and the guards hesitated to kill this bastard old man.

Li Er listened to it with relish, and didn't care about the old Hao Tou calling him an idiot and a loser, as if he was talking about someone else, and when the old man left, he also said that he had been taught. "Your Majesty, the old guy is old and confused, you must not be like him, he is like this, Weichen is deeply affected."

Li Er patted Yun Ye on the shoulder and said: "The ancients said well, there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, I am not deceiving, the old man said that I am an idiot and a loser, it is very pertinent, my words are not right, it is inevitable to be scolded, even if I am scolded every day, I will not be angry, boy, you can always give me some surprises at home." "Your Majesty, Weichen also thinks so, the old man is not wrong, the great cause is three years, the world is hungry, the great cause is five years, there is no rain in October, the drought is rampant in the sixth year of the great cause, and it is common for the son to eat.

Even at the beginning of the founding of our dynasty, it was also a series of disasters, and if the locust plague three years ago was not dealt with properly, it must have been another human tragedy, so Weichen also thought that there was nothing wrong with my father's words. β€œ

Li Er nodded and said: "Only when we live in peace can we think of danger, as long as we work hard for a few years, after the unsubordinate land around my Tang Dynasty is extinguished, we will begin to do a certain blessing for the people of the world, I really hope that everyone in the world can eat dry food, we will encourage the monarchs and ministers." β€œ

Yun Ye, Wei Zheng, and the guard, bowed down together.

The road surface of Yunjia Zhuangzi is all paved with bluestone slabs, there are peasant families on both sides of the road, lying on the chest-high wall and looking in, Li Er is smiling, there is a group of chickens running in the yard, and there are a few big white geese, there are a few chickens laying eggs in the wheat straw pile in the corner, the small yard is very clean, there is a well in it, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl is shaking her wheel, and she found that there are several men standing outside the wall, looking at herself, under a panic, her hand is loose, and the bucket that has just been hoisted up falls again, The little girl covered her face and ran back into the house.

Seeing that Li Er was Longyan Dayue again, he pointed to the pile of wheat that had been dried in the yard and said to Yun Ye: "Good guy, this is enough for ten loads of wheat, this is all her family?" "We'll find out soon." Before Yun Ye's words fell, a peasant woman with a feather duster rushed out of the house, and was about to scold, but found that it was the owner of the village, so she immediately changed her smile and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou came to see my Su Niang?" It's not that I'm boasting, Su Niang's needlework is the best in Zhuangzi, if you can send it to the house as a maid, no matter which little lady you serve, it's all excellent, are you still satisfied? β€œ

Li Er, Wei Zheng heard the words of the peasant woman, and looked at Yun Ye with disdain, Wei Zheng despised it, you Li Er is a hungry ghost in the color, why do you despise me? Yun Ye was furious in his heart. "Your family has so much food, don't say that you can't even support your daughter, you have to send it to my house to help you raise it." "Master Hou, you don't know, there is no shortage of food at home, the hoards are full, these are last year's stored grain, it was bitten by rats, and the preparation of the head of the house was dried and sold to the capital to be eaten by those dignitaries, our family eats new grain by itself, and the girl sent it to the house to ask her to follow the old nǎinǎi to learn the appearance of a big family."

Li Eryi slapped Yun Ye on the back of the head, and said viciously, "That's how you taught your family's banker?" The Empress is now collecting food for the palace, and you are going to let me eat the food that the rats have eaten? β€œ

When the peasant woman saw that she was in trouble, she shrank her neck and slipped back into the house, hiding behind the door to peek.

Yun Ye shouted with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, who doesn't sell the old grain in this farmer's family, and keeps the good ones in his own family, and the grain is put for more than a year, how can there be no rats, you have wronged Weichen." β€œ

Li Er remembered that he had only eaten a big bowl of noodles in the morning, and when he thought of the mouse, he was a little disgusted, nodded Yun Ye with his finger, turned his head and left.

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