Chapter 18: Hit the Street Author: Respect the CP fans of the original work! 4000 words (Kagura appearance end~)
"You...... Are you also a night rabbit? The leader of the explosive head looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked in disbelief.
"What? You too? Is there still a night rabbit with an exploding head? Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"Ahahahaha, we're just here to sell the newspaper, aren't we?" The leader shouted at the group of juniors behind him.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"I'm just here to sell newspapers."
Those explosive head brothers began to echo and say.
"At least I'm selling explosive heads! Is it so bad to find a reason?! Jiang Cheng said in disgust, "Come, shout with me: we are here to sell explosive heads!" One or two! ”
"We're here to sell exploding heads!" ×n
"Not neat enough! One more time! One or two! ”
"We're here to sell exploding heads!"
"It's not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! One more time! One or two! ”
"We're here to sell exploding heads!"
Jiang Cheng nodded at this time.
"What a noise in broad daylight! I don't let people sleep! The voice of the mother-in-law came out, and the crowd was startled in an instant.
The mother-in-law looked up, "Are you causing trouble again!" Silver time! What kind of face does the guy who owes rent have to yell while the owner is sleeping! ”
"Rent?" Yinshi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hugged the leader's explosive head, "Baba! Actually, it's all my friends! Come and help me pay my rent! ”
"Isn't that right~Explosive Head~" Yinshi smiled darkly, and whispered in the ear of the leader of the Explosive Head: "Be honest with me~ Otherwise, I will call the police~"
The explosive head in the lead instantly panicked, and said to the mother-in-law downstairs, "Yes, yes, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired natural curl." ”
"Really? How come I don't remember you having such friends? ”
"Say what? Doesn't the natural curls of silver hair and explosive curls sound like good friends? Ahahahaha. Gintoki laughed when he finished speaking.
"Search, search, explosive curls and silver natural curls have always been good friends, ahahaha." The explosive head, who had been threatened by Silvertime, laughed as well.
"Hey, why do you feel like we're more of a bad guy. In every sense of the word. "Shin Hachio →_→ said.
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"That...... The rent has already been paid for you, and a hundred puddings have been bought, can you let us go? The leader knelt on the ground, rubbed his hands, and asked with a trembling smile.
"Well, I did a good job this time, remember that I won't be treated so well next time." Yinshi said impatiently while holding on to his big belly eating pudding.
After Yinshi finished speaking, a group of people stumbled up and rushed towards the door, for fear that this silver-haired natural curly would make some excessive demands.
At this time, Jiang Cheng was already lying on the sofa and falling asleep, but Yue Yong was looking at the sleeping Jiang Cheng with a tangled face, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
"Yinsang, why do you feel like you're the villain?" After seeing the group of explosive heads leave, Shin Hachio couldn't help but complain.
"Remuneration, remuneration, shouldn't you pay in advance before asking someone to do something?" Yin Shi said indifferently, and then looked at the back window of his house, "The little girl under the window, if there is anything, you can say it now, after all, the payment has already been paid." ”
"Who wants your help, Aru!" Kagura said and re-entered, but said very arrogantly, "But if I really have to help, I can reluctantly accept Aru." ”
"Well, don't be reckless at this time, tell me, do you want to go home now or do you want us to help you find your stupid uncle?" Silver plucked his nostrils and said casually.
"At that time, I was invited by that guy and said something like "Do you want to change with me?" and "Let you eat salmon chazuke for three meals." Kagura sat down again, picked up the pudding left over from the table, and said as she ate it.
"Hey! Let's get straight to the point! For Mao entered the memories without authorization! Also, those puddings are for me to eat tomorrow! ”
However, Kagura continued to say to herself, "When I heard those words, I immediately left with him." ”
"Why?! At least the three meals should be different! Your conditions are too low! Xin Hachiao couldn't help but complain.
"I'm a little bit stronger than the earthlings, so I've been helping them out, and then I'm happy to be able to eat salmon chazuke aru every day. But the recent work has also come to life. ”
"No, that read [upgrade]." Shinhachi corrected.
"He even told me to go and get someone else's [liferoot] Aru."
"Speaking of which, this kind of work [Baihua] is also often done." Yueyong interjected.
"Well, it's not [the root of life] but life, and life is not the same as the root of life. It's not the same as the kind of work of [Baihua]! Shin Hachio corrected again.
"I'm tired of Aru, Edo is a scary place, so I want to go back to my hometown." Kagura finally finishes speaking, and at the same time the remaining pudding on the table is eaten.
"Are you an idiot? The guy with the exploding roll and the woman in red (here alluding to the woman on the red light street, the kind you know...... The words cannot be trusted. Yinshi said casually to Shinbachi, "Anyway, you broke into this world by yourself, or you have to sweep the tail yourself." This is for Kagura.
"Yinsang, what you said is very ugly, and haven't you already accepted the payment?!" Shin Hachiao couldn't help but slap the table and said.
"What a ruthless man, no different from those men who come and go in Yoshiwara every day." Yue Yong said disdainfully.
"It's not far from the tram stop, and the tram will always take it, right? This is the map," said Gintoki, pointing to a landmark called the terminal, "get off the train here, and take the spaceship home." If you want to help find someone, please bring me the photo. ”
"I ...... Qian Aru, who didn't go back, ......," Kagura said with some hesitation, lowering her head.
"Tram? It's okay, I can still deduct this money, three hundred yuan? Five hundred dollars? Or a thousand dollars? Yinshi replied casually.
"It's the money for the spaceship, you idiot!" Kagura stood up and smashed the entire table with one kick.
"......" Yinshi's cold sweat brushed down, "Then, then I'll help you find your stupid uncle, photo?" Do you have any photos? ”
"Aru, who doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook her head and said.
"What about the phone? What about physiognomy? What about age? Or is it race? When did you come to Edo? As he spoke, he took out a small notebook and prepared to start writing.
"Aru, what Mommy said, Dad and Mommy lost their uncle twenty years ago...... Sent to Earth. Kagura thought in thought with her chin propped up.
"Did you say the word [lost], did you say the word lost?" The corners of Shinbachi's eyes twitched.
"And then, there's no Aru." Kagura continued.
"How do you find this information! Are you kidding?! Shinhachi complained loudly, "Speaking of which, it's discarded!" Your uncle! It must have been discarded! It's embarrassing to find this situation! ”
"No, the scope has narrowed down a lot, twenty years ago, and then the exploding head just now said that the night rabbit or something, as well as the hair color and eyes of this Mu Siba, I don't know why, I can only think of one person now......" As he spoke, he looked at Jiang who was sleeping on the sofa, and Xin Bachio and Yue Yong understood, and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time.
"Night Rabbit? Kagura-chan is from the Night Rabbit family? Xin Hachio reacted and said in disbelief.
Kagura nodded, and curiously followed the eyes of the three to look at Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly.
"If you look like this, Jiang Cheng-san and Kagura-chan are indeed a bit similar, whether it is the color of the hair or the color of the pupils. Yinsang seems to have said that Jiang Chengsang is not an earthling. The new eight chirps looked at the faces of the two carefully, and then said.
"Speaking of which, when did Yinsang meet Jiang Chengsang?" Shinhachi asked.
"Hey, wake up, idiot." However, as if he hadn't heard it, Yinshi walked up to Jiang Cheng and kicked it, "Take your stupid niece and leave!" It's rude to sleep on someone else's couch! ”
"Yin-san, I'm not completely sure that Jiang Cheng-san is Kagura-chan's uncle." Shin Hachio hurriedly stopped.
"Speaking of which, he also said that he is not a night rabbit." Yueyong pondered.
"Hey, hey, wake up!"
"Huh? Well? Jiang Cheng, who opened his eyes, looked confused at this time.
"Uncle!" Kagura threw tears and snot at Jiang Cheng.
"Nani? What is the situation? Jiang Cheng was completely stunned.
"It's really a touching scene, new eight chirps, Sa, Sa, go back quickly, go back and have a good reunion. Slow down and don't send. Yinshi said that he had already sent Jiang Chengyue Yong and Kagura out of the door.
Jiang Cheng was experiencing the discomfort of waking up from a dream at this time, and being blinded by a strange girl calling her uncle in reality, the two added up to the fact that the whole person is still in a state of downtime.
"What are you kidding?!" After a long time, Jiang Chengcai came to his senses and kicked open the door, "I'm a single man in the family!" Why did you suddenly talk to yourself and stuff someone with a niece without authorization! ”
"Uncle, don't you want me?" Kagura was about to cry when she said that, her big eyes were watery, and Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say.
"Auntie!" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Tsukiyong's arms.
"Hey! That, that can't be said! The CP fans of the original will kill me! Absolute! Hearing this, Jiang Cheng instantly shuddered.
Voiceover: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of the author of the street, right?!
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"What is this?" Gintoki, Shinhachi, Tsukiyong, and Kagura gathered together to look at the small card that Jiang Cheng placed on the table.
"IDCARD (proof of identity), see clearly, it clearly says the Milky Way and the citizens of Anxing!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain.
"And Anxing?" The rest of the people looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.
"I seem to have heard that it is said to be a planet destroyed in war." Shin Hachio said.
"Well, this was handled when He Anxing came to Earth and got on the spaceship. Although I have never taken it out, and the author has never explained it, there is such a thing that can prove my identity. Jiang Cheng put away the card as he spoke.
Voice-over:...... Author: You xxxxxx!!
"Jiang Chengsang looked quite cute when he was a child!" Shin Hachio couldn't help but say.
"Cute?" Yin Shi couldn't help but sneer, "Jiang Cheng, what are your interests?" ”
"Of course, it's a water spirit n......" Jiang Cheng subconsciously replied, "It's so dangerous!" Fortunately, Jiang Cheng reacted in time.
"What a fart! The first syllables are out! I thought you weren't the same as Yinsang! I think you're a more reliable man than Yinsang! After complaining, Shinhachio continued, "In this case, Jiang Chengsan is not Kagura-chan's uncle." I'm sorry, Kagura-chan. After saying that, Shinhachio looked at Kagura on the side apologetically.
"But don't be discouraged, since you've been paid, we'll help you find it anyway! Because we are the House of Everything! ”
"[House of Everything]?" Kagura looked up curiously.
"Well, I'll do anything [Wanshiya]! In other words, no matter what the commission is, we will help you achieve it! With that, Shinhachio stood up, his face full of pride.
"So, give me the money to go back to the spaceship." Kagura said with her hand outstretched.
"This ...... This really can't be done, although it is said to be a house of everything, but it can't receive any stable work......" Shinhachi lowered his head and poked his finger.
"So, why don't you let this girl work here to earn money for the ferry ticket?" Jiang Cheng proposed.
"What a prehistoric joke! Why don't you let her go to Yoshiwara to work! Yinshi shouted as he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar.
But before Jiang Cheng could reply, Kagura punched the floor, and the entire floor cracked.
"What? Isn't it okay, Aru? ”
"Uh......" Gintoki was scared into a cold sweat, "how could it be?" Hahaha, I just feel that I have wronged you to come to work with us on such a condition. ”
"Uh-huh," Gintoki's words made Kagura very useful, and Kagura nodded, "But there is no other choice now, in that case, I can also be wronged by Aru." ”
"Actually, this uncle has better conditions and a higher salary, if ......," Yinshi said, pointing to the side. However, when Yinshi turned his head, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who was still there just now, had disappeared......
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"It's like that......" Jiang Cheng sighed softly.
"Huh?" Yue Yong, who was following Jiang Cheng, looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.
"It's nothing, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng said that the speed under his feet couldn't help but be much faster.
Now I don't have a lot of self-confidence, not to mention complacency. Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but pursed the corners of his lips a little self-deprecatingly......
-- Dividing line --
Voiceover: Hello everyone, I'm the voiceover in charge of complaining in this book, why don't you let Jiang Cheng Kagura recognize him and take it away at the end of this chapter. In fact, the fundamental reason is that a certain author who fights the street is a senior nail uterine cancer, and if he takes it away, maybe the book will become a full screen of roadless races or something like that in the later stage.
A certain street fighting author: No Road Race! No Road Race! Obi hentai!!
Voiceover: yes, like this......