Chapter Twenty-Five: The Orangutan is Settled, Next is the Precious Dog?
"Eldest sister, don't worry, even if Yin-chan is in danger, I'll add fire to him." Kagura said, gesturing with the umbrella in her hand.
"Be careful not to kill people~" Ah Miao reminded.
"Kagura-chan, are you talking about this kind of fire?" Jiang Cheng said, aiming his umbrella at Kondo Xun under the bridge. After that, a dense stream of bullets was fired at Xun Kondo.
"Wow, it's amazing, not a single bullet hit him!" Looking at Kondo, who was forced to jump up and down by Jiang Cheng below, stars appeared in both of Kagura's eyes.
"Don't worry, orangutan, I've played all FPSgames since I was a child, and I've practiced my marksmanship to perfection, and there will never be a bullet that will hit you." Jiang Cheng put away the umbrella as he spoke, and blew on the end of the umbrella that was still smoking.
"Hey! Are you kidding! Who would believe that! I think you're trying to kill me! Absolutely want to kill me! Also, I'm not an orangutan! I just look like an orangutan! Look! β
"Then, I'll come to Aru too!" Kagura said, and also aimed the umbrella at Kondo, but before she could launch it, she was pulled by Shinhachi.
"Don't! You don't have Jiang Chengsang's marksmanship! Orangutans will definitely become dead orangutans! β
"I don't have to worry about you!" Kondo chirped at Shinhachi on the bridge and said, "Hey, that four-eyed!" How's that guy doing?! β
"Hey, Kagura-chan, it seems that it is allowed to shoot a gorilla in the wild." Shinhachio loosened Kagura.
"I know, I know!" Seeing this, Kondo hurriedly admitted his mistake, "That handsome guy with glasses, where did the silver hair go naturally?" β
"Well, he seems to be talking about going to the bathroom." Shin Hachio replied.
"Cut, in the face of me, he can still be so calm." Kondo muttered disdainfully.
So in the long wait, the crowd on the bridge gathered more and more until dusk......
At this time, Jiang Cheng was holding a can of Coke and drinking it leisurely. Kagura, Shinhachi, and Haruta stand on the bridge and sell melon seeds, beer, and mineral water.
"What's going on?" Someone in the crowd on the bridge asked.
"It's like a duel." I don't know who replied.
"It seems to be for a woman."
"It's really rare, there are still people dueling these days."
The people on the bridge were talking nonsense.
"Hey, isn't that silver-haired natural curl scared!" Kondo and the others were a little impatient and yelled at the bridge.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Yinshi's voice sounded.
"You stupid, with an opponent of your level, how can I escape."
"Is it finally here?" Kondo chuckled and looked at the visitor, "You're too slow, are you going to get on the [tuba]?!" β
"How is it possible, of course it's the sugar supplements." Yinshi said as he walked.
"Stop the sugar properly, otherwise you will get diabetes sooner or later."
Gintoki didn't mind, but looked at the sunset behind Kondo, "It's good, it's the sunset." A duel in the sunset, not bad. β
"Hmph, you have silver hair and natural curls, and you can actually say something elegant." Kondo replied.
"You gorilla, you talk very well."
"Who, who's a gorilla! I may be a bit like a gorilla, but I'm not! Kondo was anxious when he heard this.
"It's all right, Sa, shouldn't we begin?"
"I said you, what weapon are you going to use? If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend it to you, whatever you want. With that, Kondo prepared to draw his sword.
"I'll be enough with this wooden knife, so let's just hit it." As he spoke, he was about to pull out his wooden knife.
"Look down on me? You soulless! β
"I'm sorry, I'm not so exaggerated that I can easily bet on other people's lives," Yinshi shook his head, and continued, "In other words, let's change the way, use my life as a bet, use my life instead of Ah Miao as a bet, even if you win, Ah Miao will not be yours, but I will disappear from this world if it gets in the way, and then you can chase her, whatever you want!" Of course, if I win, you can't make a move against Miao. β
Hearing this, not only Kondo, but even the crowd on the bridge were shocked.
"Don't worry, just keep reading." Looking at Ah Miao, who was a little worried on the side, Jiang Cheng said loudly.
Ah Miao looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously, but Jiang Cheng didn't give any answer, and still looked down with interest.
"Hahahaha, you kid, you're a kind of good man," Kondo sighed, then looked at Ginto, "No, I think you're more popular with men than women." β
With that, Kondo threw his knife on the ground and shouted at Shinhachi on the bridge, "Boy, lend me your wooden knife." β
However, as soon as Kondo finished speaking, Gintoki had already thrown his wooden knife in front of Kondo, "You are also very kind, use this, my proudest love knife [Lake Toya]." β
"Ginmulberry!" Shinhachi shouted and threw his wooden knife to Gintoki.
"Ahh Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.
"Who? Ginmulberry? Shinhachi asked curiously.
"Just keep reading."
"Oh."
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Gintoki took the knife and said to Kondo, who had already picked up the [Lake Toya], "It seems that whether you win or lose, there will be no grudges between the two sides." β
"That's right, it's purely a battle as a man!" Kondo said that he had already set up his posture.
"Come on!"
"Dignified!"
"Fight it out!" Γ2
As he spoke, the two rushed towards each other at the same time and swung their knives at the same time.
But at this delicate moment, the [Lake Toya] in Kondo's hand ...... Broken.
"Wait, this, knives...... The knife ......" Kondo looked at the broken knife in his hand and couldn't help but panic.
However, Gintoki didn't give Kondo a chance to hesitate, and just threw a knife in Kondo's face.
Kondo instantly fell to the ground and hit GG, and it looked like his cheeks were going to be swollen for several days.
The people on the bridge were all staring at the silver hour below.
"It's so naΓ―ve! How can I borrow a weapon from the enemy, but I have been cutting in the toilet for half a day, and it will break if I wave it slightly. Yinshi said smugly.
"You guy! To do that kind of thing! Kondo said as he lay on the ground.
"It's foolish to have someone lose something for that. In order to deal with this matter satisfactorily, this is the best trick. Yinshi replied.
"It's ...... Is it complete? With that, Kondo fainted.
"Hey, how's it going? See my pretty means? Yinshi said to the people on the bridge with some complacency.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura and Shinhachi jumped down instantly, kicking Gintoki down with one kick.
Looking at the three people fighting below, Jiang Cheng said helplessly: "Sa, I said it before, I will definitely not lose, because that guy is such a person." β
Ah Miao on the side couldn't help but hide her face and laugh after hearing this.
"However, the incident can be regarded as a satisfactory resolution." Jiang Cheng said again, "Qingtai, go back." β
After saying that, Jiang Cheng left with Harita.
And Ah Miao, who stayed in place, looked at the three people playing below thoughtfully.
"Soga, the incident has been successfully resolved, thank you, Yinsang." Ah Miao said to herself.
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One afternoon, Jiang Cheng had lunch and was about to take a nap when he saw Yinshi appear in his room with Shin Hachio and a huge white dog. The heads of Gintoki and Shinhachio are covered in bandages.
"If you want to make a fuss like that, if you take the dog for a walk, I suggest you go to the park." Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi with disdain.
"Actually, it's God...... I just got such a dog, and I thought maybe Yoshihara needed it, so I could use it to see the gate. Yinshi made a look of concern for Jiang Cheng.
"Do you think I believe it? Do you know how much this dog costs? With your income, you may not be able to afford it if you have to fight for hundreds of years. Jiang Cheng said and walked towards Dingchun, look at this and that, Dingchun is very affectionate to Jiang Cheng.
"Really?! Is this kind of dog really that valuable?! In an instant, Yinshi's mind came alive.
"Of course, the [Komshami], also known as the [Dog God], is a very, very valuable dog breed. The entire universe is uncommon. Jiang Cheng said while rubbing Dingchun's chin.
"[Inujin]? Why did Jiang Cheng-sang know about the ethnicity of Sadaharu? Shinhachi asked curiously.
"Ah, this, in fact, I have been wandering for the past few years, and sometimes I can't help but eat some wild animals and the like, in order not to kill by mistake...... Encounter rare species and learn some knowledge about rare animals. Jiang Cheng explained.
"I don't know how to complain." Shin Hachio whispered.
"This number, how about this number, as long as you give enough of this number, I will give you Dingchun!" Yinshi said with five fingers.
"Go back." Jiang Cheng said and blasted the two of them out of the door.
"Open the door! Is it expensive? That's the number! Yinshi said and held out four more fingers.
However, Jiang Cheng had already put on earplugs and got into the quilt.
But before Jiang Cheng fell asleep, a huge impact sounded, and even Jiang Cheng, who was wearing earplugs, heard it.
Jiang Cheng got up and saw Kagura and Shinhachi chirping when he was frantically pounding silver, and at the same time, Kagura's mouth kept shouting something. The door to his room was completely shattered.
Jiang Cheng took off his earbuds, and then he heard the words from Kagura's mouth.
"I'll just say that when I wake up, I'll be gone, Aru! It turns out that you two are still thinking about discarding Sadaharau! β
"Hey, spare me, you will pay me to repair the broken door! Can you let people take a good nap! I'm going to make a noise! Jiang shouted at the same time as the three people who were scuffling.
"Wang!" Sadaharu screamed.
"Sadaharu~Long time no see, do you miss me Aru~" Kagura affectionately hugged the head of Dingchun on the side and said.
"Hey, what the hell is going on?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi on the side with a disdainful expression and asked.