"Lose money! Compensate for our ancestral graves"

"If you don't lose money, get out of here, you brutes are not welcome in our xx village!!"

"Brothers, let's get rid of this group of little devils, these inhuman brutes!!"

When Jia Yapeng arrived at the scene, the whole scene was really about to fight, and the two sides were facing each other, and they might look like opponents at any time.

But if you look at it from a third-party perspective, it's very interesting.

Because when the two sides began to face off, the crew had already started filming on the ground, and even the costumes had already been changed.

On one side are farmers holding various farm tools, on the other side are members of the Victory Team wearing Victory Team uniforms, and there are three different forms of Ultraman Tiga.

By the way, in the far corner, there is also a monster Baltans who are watching this group of peasant uncles with fierce eyes, as if they are ready to spew a breath of fire at any time, this picture is simply not too beautiful.

"Hurry up, shoot it, shoot it all for me!" Boss Jia hurriedly said to the photographer, such a bombing image data, you must take it.

Ultraman, the monster plus the victory team, the joint battle against the farmer uncle, this scene Boss Jia is afraid that he will not see the second time in his life, if he doesn't leave a video record, it will be a big loss.

"Okay!" Although he didn't know why his boss was so excited, the photographer nodded vigorously.

The crew had already called the police before, so when Boss Jia was watching the play, the police quickly came over, separated the two parties, and then began to mediate.

As a police officer in Huaxia, there is a skill that must be mastered, and that is to be with thin mud.

After knowing what happened, he began to get into the mud.

"Otherwise, everyone will take a step back, and everyone will be compensated 100 yuan, so that they won't drive you away!" A police uncle said.

"What is this called taking a step back?" Director Mura Shihong was suddenly dissatisfied, "It's not that we have to pay 100 yuan each, there are thousands of people in this village, don't we have to pay 100,000 yuan!" What is this a step back? What exactly did they retreat? ”

Shihiro Shimura didn't speak Chinese, so after he yelled in Japanese, the interpreter on the side hurriedly translated.

"Fuso people!" The policeman was stunned for a moment, he didn't know the true origin of this crew at first, but remembering the ideas of friendship with foreign countries constantly mentioned above, showing the demeanor of a great country, and not letting foreigners see it, the police discussed it with several principals in the village.

"Village chief, forget it, there are a lot of foreigners here!" Police Road.

"What foreigner? It's a group of little devils, when my grandfather was a guerrilla, he also slaughtered two little devils with his own hands, and today these little devils ran to our family's ancestral grave to spread wild, and filmed on our ancestral grave, don't you care!! The village chief said indignantly.

"Hey, didn't our village chief's grandfather use to be a translator for the devils in the group before? When did you become a partisan? A villager asked a little inexplicably and subtly.

"You don't understand this, the village chief's grandfather, do you know that is to penetrate the enemy's interior? You shut your mouth! A sensible villager next to him said.

The "......" policeman was also full of helplessness, and after chatting with the village chief for a long time, he could only turn back to Shihong Shimura and say, "Otherwise, you will lose 50 yuan alone, which is finally a step back!" ”

"We didn't destroy anyone's ancestral grave at all, there is a threshing floor under this concrete floor, and it is clearly written on the contract, if this is the ancestral grave in the first place, why did they sign a contract with us!" Shihiro Shimura took out his contract and came out, and it was indeed written in black and white on the top, and the bottom was a threshing floor.

"This ......" The police were also speechless for a while.

"This was signed by the accountant in the village and you, that accountant is not from our village, he only married in a while ago, I don't know what is here, so I signed a contract with you randomly!" The village chief was quick to react, and quickly retorted.

"Also, Li Er, Chen Liu, you two come over to me!" The village chief called the two guys who looked like two bastards over, and then said, "Yesterday, did the people here give the two of you a compensation of 100 yuan for no one?" ”

"Yes!"

"Given!" The two thugs nodded in unison.

"Look, comrade police, if they didn't admit that there was an ancestral grave of our village underneath the ground, how could they be willing to compensate the two of them 100 yuan each!" It was as if the village chief had the most favorable evidence.

"That's it! If not, why do you want to compensate? ”

"That's right, this is the same as why you helped others up if you didn't hit people!"

"If you don't lose money, get out of here!"

"Yes, you are not welcome in our village, get out of here!"

With this evidence, the villagers immediately shouted louder, and some villagers began to wave their hoes again in front of the police.

"Forget it, let's not shoot here, let's go!" Looking at the villagers who were shouting wildly, Boss Jia shook his head, and then said to the village stone beside him.

"But Chairman, we have spent tens of millions of yen on the concrete floor here and arranging various scenes, and if we change places, the cost will all be smashed in!" When Murashi Hongshi heard this, he immediately said with some unwillingness.

"Hmph, even if I accompany 100 million yen, I will never be cheap to these sluts!" Jia Yapeng snorted coldly and said, "Don't worry, it's not your fault this time, I don't blame you, I'll go back and give you a drink!" ”

"Thank you boss!" Muraishi said gratefully, and then Muraishi Hiroshi yelled, "Everyone pack up their things, evacuate here, let's stop filming, go back to the hotel!" ”

"Good!" Everyone had already had enough of it, and when they heard Hiroshi Muraishi's order, they immediately began to pack their things, then packed up and got into the car, ready to leave.

"What are they going to do?" The village chief was suddenly a little stunned, there was something wrong with the development of this plot!

"Didn't you hear the interpreter? The crew is leaving! The police comrade also breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, the matter is settled, let's go back!" ”

"No, how did the matter settle down, how could they withdraw?" When the village chief heard this, he was immediately anxious and hurriedly said.

"No, didn't you just keep yelling for them to get out? Now that they have agreed to leave, isn't the matter settled? The policeman said in surprise.

"But they didn't lose money!"

"Yes, get out if you don't lose money, people choose to get out, what's the problem?" The policeman's words made the village chief and the others dumb for a while

"Then the concrete floor they built, the cement road they paved, and the foam house called the victory base, don't you want it?" The village chief muttered, "I heard that these things cost hundreds of thousands, how could they be willing to give them?" This is actually the reason why the village chief dares to make such a fuss, they are sure that the crew has smashed into it at a huge cost, and they are reluctant to leave here.

"......" The police comrade glanced at the village chief with disdain, and they didn't agree if they really decided to leave.

"Comrade policeman, if you discuss it with them, we don't want 50 yuan per person, just give 20 yuan per person!" The village chief decided to take the initiative to reduce the price.

The policeman nodded, and then went to communicate with the crew, but he didn't expect that Boss Jia was already hard-hearted, so he directly refused the request again and insisted on leaving.

Seeing that the cooked duck was about to fly, some people in the village suddenly became anxious, and suddenly a person shouted, "If you don't lose money, you want to leave, there is no door, I will kill you!" ”

Then a hoe hit it directly, and a staff member was instantly beaten with blood on his back. Several female staff members nearby, as well as actresses, were also frightened and screamed.

And this seemed to be a signal, and many red-eyed villagers rushed up directly with various weapons.

Even the police were stunned for a moment.

The crew members were all red-eyed all of a sudden, they had endured it to such a point, these guys didn't let go of themselves, they just fought with them, we still have Ultraman and monsters on our side, who is afraid of whom!

Just as the crew was about to resist, they suddenly heard Jia Yapeng's voice holding a loudspeaker, "All crew members don't do anything, all get in the car, only take away cameras and other items, and evacuate immediately!" ”

Jia Yapeng's order was repeated three times, and the crew was unwilling to get in the car and retreat, at this time the police also reacted and stopped the crazy villagers, and the crew withdrew cleanly in less than three minutes.

"Go to TMD!" Several villagers vented their anger on the various props, models, and equipment left by the crew, and smashed these things all together, and half of the city model of the magic capital was smashed by these people.

"Hey, the money is gone!" The village chief said a little unwillingly, he didn't know what kind of consequences he would face next.

"Chairman, are we so wronged?" The heroine Taohong, who was sitting next to Jia Yapeng, said with a pair of red eyes.

"Don't worry, I'll let them know what the Present World Newspaper is!" Boss Jia glanced at the photographer who was sitting on the other side of him, holding a camera, shooting at the villagers who were frantically smashing the base, and said lightly.

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