[20] Introduce yourself
Jokes are jokes, and in the end, Yang Shenran presided over it.
"Ahem, okay, no more fuss. There are classmates here, there are also my cousins, and there are also great gods I met by chance, anyway, it's really fate. Everyone is not familiar with each other yet, so let's introduce myself first. ”
As soon as Yang Shenran wanted to continue speaking, Huang Junjun said: "I suggest that those below the silver rank be disqualified from speaking!" ”
Liu Jiyang nodded and said, "I think it's okay, I'm sorry, in Xia Zu'an's liberal arts, the strongest king rank." ”
Yang Youji, this bastard, had to get up at this time, and said to Yang Shenran: "Cousin, that ...... Ay? I just heard that you seem to ...... Oops, I can't talk to you! ”
"Rebel, you guys!" Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh, but after looking at it, Li Yu's rank was the strongest king, Huang Junjun was the strongest king, and Liu Jiyang was also the strongest king. By the way, my cousin is not!
"Cousin Ram, didn't you just switch to League of Legends? You don't even have a rank, do you? Yang Shenran laughed arrogantly: "Fuck off, you're not even silver." ”
Yang Youji's face changed greatly, and just when Yang Shenran wanted to continue to say something, Yang Youji sighed: "Alas, I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect to get ...... I don't pretend! I'm in a showdown! ”
"Why do I know this word so well? I seem to have said that before. Yang Shenran said angrily: "What can you do in a showdown?" ”
Yang Youji said: "Cousin, in order not to embarrass you, I haven't been idle these days, playing games every day and playing ranking." Or I would have arrived the other day. But with my tireless efforts...... Forget it, you see I'm in charge. ”
Yang Shenran had a bad premonition, looked at Yang Youji's mobile phone, and saw that the rank displayed on it was...... Proud of the Grandmaster!
"What's that?" Yang Shenran frowned: "I only know that after the transcendent master, he is the strongest king." What is it to be proud of a grandmaster? You even lied to your cousin! ”
Huang Junjun supported his forehead, Liu Jiyang supported his forehead, Li Yu supported his forehead, and Yang Youji was dumbfounded.
"Cousin...... Are you serious? It's a shame that you're still playing this, proud of the grandmaster is a new rank in the S10 season, between this kind of extraordinary master and king! ”
Huang Junjun alleviated the embarrassment: "Do you expect a guy who cries and shouts that he can't go to the ground when he goes to gold, and knows the rank above the diamond?" It's not a joke, it's too far away! ”
Li Yu was stunned and said, "Xia insects can't speak ice. ”
"I'll go! Li Yu, I thought you were an honest person, but I didn't expect an honest person to speak more heart-wrenching! Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, then...... Anyway, Grandmaster, you're the penultimate dish. ”
"Cousin, I've only been in the ranks for a few days!" Yang Youji said helplessly: "And I'm almost promoted, if I win one more game, I'm basically the king." I've been a gaming genius since I was a kid, you know. Back then, you used three dollars to buy me a number with the rank of corporal in the line of fire, and you forgot about the three dollars to buy a deduction number! ”
Yang Shenran's face turned black, black history! Absolute black history!
Crossfire is divided according to military rank, which is not based on technique, but actually on experience points. If you play too much, the natural rank will go up.
But Yang Shenran always loses, he will always be a senior soldier 4, and then promoted to corporal I don't know why it is difficult to be a thief. So Yang Youji, a bastard, actually deceived his cousin and spent three yuan to buy a buckle number.
Although three yuan is not a lot, ordinary people can do this kind of thing by spending three yuan to buy a deduction number!
"Stomach ache......" Yang Shenran felt that his end was today, he just wanted to play the corporal number, and he didn't want to level up by himself. I didn't expect ...... Yang Youji's words are bastards, it's really a misfortune for the family!
A joyful atmosphere filled the whole meal!
Sure enough, e-sports, the dish is the original sin!
"Cousin......" Yang Shenran sighed and said seriously: "I really want to be your father!" And then kick you to death! ”
Liu Jiyang applauded: "Yes, this little mouth is the same as smearing honey!" This is how Zuan greets? ”
The crowd was immersed in a lively atmosphere.
This group of people was talking and laughing, and they originally introduced themselves well, but the meals were served, and they were still talking nonsense, and they didn't introduce them at all.
In the end, Yang Shenran said: "Don't make trouble, reintroduce it." After all, it's our first time together. Xiao Huang, you come. ”
Huang Junjun nodded and said, "My name is Huang Junjun, my name is a bit tongue-twisting, you can call me Xiao Huang." ”
Yang Shenran finally found an opportunity and said, "In the dormitory, we all call him Little Yellow Dog, and everyone can call him that." Or what Ah Huang, Rhubarb, it's all right! ”
Huang Junjun is helpless, Yang Shenran is really revenge overnight!
"Okay, call me Xiao Huang, Ah Huang is okay." Huang Junjun said: "I am Yang Shenran's roommate, from the northwest, Shaanxi, Gansu and Ningbo know!" We are the inheritance of red. From now on, they will be everyone's teammates. I can play mid laner or jungler. ”
Yang Shenran didn't make a fuss anymore, and said: "You are a mid-laner, you said it before, it won't change, don't worry." But let me say hello in advance, do you know about the profession at home? It's best to let your family know about this kind of thing. ”
Huang Junjun nodded: "I said it, but I didn't say that I was professional, that is, I said that I practiced in the current era." Anyway, taking you to play the game is similar to boosting, it is all about taking others to win the game. ”
Yang Shenran smiled and did not speak.
Liu Jiyang spoke at this time: "Hello everyone, my ancestral home is Henan, but I grew up in the south, two lakes and one river, no spicy or happy." Far away, so the latest. My name is Liu Jiyang, and I am a jungler. Now that I'm a pro, I'm still a little unconvinced. There's a chicken farm at home, it's true. You can call me Ah Liu, or Ah Yang, you can do it. ”
"It's so numb!" Yang Shenran said: "Anyway, you are a jungler, you have to be on call whenever you need gank, you are the secretary of the team!" The secretary who raises chickens, you are the secretary of chickens! That's it! ”
Liu Jiyang was stunned: "Damn, your revenge is too fast!" ”
Yang Shenran smiled: "Let you just laugh, Secretary Chicken, this is the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao!" By the way, does your family agree with you to play professionally? ”
Liu Jiyang shrugged his shoulders and said: "I went to college, but my family was not satisfied with my major, I opened a chicken farm and learned postpartum care for sows every day, can that work?" So I came to play professionally, and they had no opinion. ”
Yang Shenran nodded.
Li Yu said: "Needless to say, I was originally a professional. No opinion at home. I was a top laner at the club before, and if it wasn't for the change of boss this time, I wouldn't have been able to play. ”
For Li Yu, Yang Shenran is very trusting. Because of SL's attitude towards Li Yu before, Yang Shenran also knew something. But Yang Shenran wondered why Li Yu didn't leave SL. Later, Yang Shenran also asked, but Li Yu told Yang Shenran another thing.
In the thousands of years of Chinese history, almost every province has had an emperor. Only Shandong did not have any emperor of any dynasty. Because this is deeply influenced by Confucianism and Mencius, he is relatively gentle in his bones, and he is not good at intrigue and competition with the monarch. And it is precisely because of such values that this person is more conservative, and once he works for whom, he will definitely be single-minded, and there is almost no idea of betrayal.
Li Yu is from Shandong, plus because of his personality, so he will stick to the things he believes in, even if it is difficult.
Yang Shenran smiled: "Okay, we will be brothers of a team in the future." ”
Li Yu nodded and said, "My name is Li Yu." Well, the position in the team is the top laner. Forehead...... Nope. ”
Yang Shenran nodded: "Then you should be very good at playing excavators." ”
Li Yu smiled: "Really, I won't, but the excavator is on the order, I can try." ”
Yang Youji said: "When it comes to me, my name is Yang Youji......"
The rest of the people said in unison, "Ram! ”
"Damn! Cousin, you've spread my nickname so fast! Yang Youji's mentality collapsed.
Yang Shenran laughed, come, come! Hurt each other!