Chapter 143: I'm Coughing to Death!
What does Jurassic Park mean to Roland?
He knows better than anyone else.
Is it the excitement of blending in?
No, it's the success that comes with change.
"HA", the perfect character design, does not need to be changed; "T2", classic sci-fi, impeccable; "Hook", pure soy sauce, practicing cameos; "HA2", commercial money, human relations......
To put it mildly, the first four movies only have a relationship with Roland, and that is only a smooth appearance, but "Jurassic Park" is different, he finally removed the disgusting sister and brother in the original film in his previous life.
Is this a change for the better?
Roland doesn't know!
In fact, when filming the scene of protecting his sister, Roland was apprehensive, because he didn't know if it was a right decision to add a guy who could fall into extreme sanity in order to protect his sister in a movie that should be purely a thriller, but the box office and word-of-mouth told him that in this kind of epoch-making movie, how bold and prolific the heart is, as long as he doesn't make stupid mistakes, then he can gain more by standing with scientific and technological progress!
So after being sprayed with champagne, he just laughed and picked up his weapon to fight back, but unfortunately, he couldn't stand the siege of a bunch of people, and after snorting Spielberg, Lucas, Scorsese, Coppola and other important people with champagne, he decisively jumped into the lake, swam to the center, and made a Stop gesture.
“Ok,Ok,Ok,Ok,Ok…… Champagne is also bought with money, so we don't waste it, right? ”
"No, no, no, this champagne was given by Moët & Chandon, and I still have a warehouse there!" Lucas spat out the wine from his mouth, stroked his head with his right hand, wiped all his wet hair back, and rubbed his chin, his beard sticking to his skin.
Where did he not know what Roland meant?
Isn't it just that after spraying them, they want to run?
But how can it be so simple?
“Come on! There's a lot of this stuff, don't you want to squirt? Don't be a spoiler! ”
“Shit! George! Can't you save some of it? The next time you have a party to celebrate the party, you can still use it! ”
Floating in the middle of the lake, Roland rubbed his face with water, he didn't want to go up until those guys put away the champagne.
It's not that I can't accept it, but being sprayed and sprayed are two concepts!
If he is snorted on others, then of course he is willing, as for himself being snorted by a group of people?
When the snow white envelops the body, don't you think it's somewhat, probably, maybe it's strange?
"Oh! Are you trying to be a coward? Spielberg, who had already taken off his glasses, wanted to trick Roland into it.
"Hey! Steven, I won't go up no matter how much you're provoking me! Roland, who was hiding in the middle of the lake, beeped arrogantly.
"That's no problem! If you don't come up, we'll let Xia Li go down and arrest you!" Coppola, who was covered in drinks, twisted his neck.
Hearing this, Harrison Ford immediately laughed and kicked off his leather shoes, pretending to be fierce and said: "Roland, you can't swim me, since you broke my record, then don't think about walking out of the Skywalker Ranch today!" ”
Although he knew that the other party was just joking, Roland still showed a frightened expression after his life was threatened, and he raised his hands in the water from the neck down and surrendered: "Oh! Charry! Don't come down as a pilot, I'll come up myself...... Seriously, shall we change the show? I'll admit I can't spray a bunch of you! ”
"So, how about I play a guitar and sing a song for you? It's okay to dance! ”
Seeing that the situation was almost over, Scorseston waved his hand and said, "No, No, No...... We don't have to pay to listen to Michael, and it costs nothing to listen to you sing, it's going to be damn ......."
"I still remember the Golden Globe Awards, I was still telling Francis at the time, Steven doesn't know where to find a neuropath, fortunately you didn't develop into the music industry, otherwise I think you might be even more famous than now......"
"Come on, come on, I won't spray you......"
As soon as these words came out, the scene burst into laughter.
Roland, who knew that the other party was joking, didn't care, and swam to the shore in three or two, and when he climbed up, one arm suddenly stretched out in front of him, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Harrison Ford.
"Congratulations, imp." The old man, who had been threatening Roland earlier, smiled.
"Thanks, old ghost." Roland unceremoniously grabbed the other party's forearm and let the other party drag him up.
For the vast majority of Hollywood members, the celebration banquet is actually a job.
The production company took out the field, the main creative team attended together, and invited three or two friends, a bunch of media, and the event that should have been celebrated became a peer friendship, and the follow-up announcement of the film, everyone climbed the power and seized power, the male protagonist may be discussing the next project with other guys, and the female protagonist may be chatting happily with the sponsor and want to chat and fart? That's dreaming!
But—
Jurassic Park is not the same.
In the case that the whole world wants to tie up with this pair of masters and apprentices, whoever they want to let in, whoever they want to get in, they have to go, not to mention, among the guests present today, more than 20% are A-list, 30% are B-list, and 40% are behind the scenes of the producer, and the remaining 10% are either A+list or famous directors.
To put it mildly, if the Skywalker Ranch suffers a terrorist attack today, then more than 60% of Hollywood's projects will have to be suspended tomorrow.
Oh come on!
The group of people who are the most bullish beeps have been *** by Roland, and the rest of them are either licking him or licking him.
When he got up from the lake and went to the ranch room to wash up under the guidance of the waitress, Roland rolled his eyes at the hint of wanting to enter the shower room together to serve deeply.
Turning away the guy who was dressed as Max Black, but not as pretty as the other party, rinsed and washed, changed his clothes, and reappeared at the party, all the guys who didn't get it came up.
"Hey! Rowland! Nice to meet you! David Fincher raised his glass and laughed.
"Oh, David, I heard you've been working on a new movie lately?" Roland took a glass of juice and touched it with the other party.
David Fincher is a neighbor of Lucas and participated in the production of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
Even if he is an MTV and advertising director, but people shoot the Rolling Stones, Madonna, MJ, Coca-Cola, Chanel, can these things be filmed by those poor and white kids? Dream on!
The fact that he was here proved his identity, and while hugging Roland, the yet-to-be-known guy responded: "yes, yes, yes, I recently saw a good book about the seven deadly sins of Catholicism, but I couldn't find an investor, so I wanted to ask George to help, and I wanted Lael (Al-Pacino) to do ......it together."
"Al? Wow, you dare to think it! Al only won the best actor this year, if it weren't for a good book, I think he might not be able to impress him......" Roland tilted his head and smiled, while giving his own thoughts, he also gave a hope, "If I can, I would like to see the book, anyway, before the filming of "Spider-Man" started, I didn't have anything, I was idle and bored......"
“Ok! Ok! Hearing this, David Fincher was overjoyed.
"When I go back, I'll take the notebook to your house, everyone is their own person, and there will be no problems......"
After reaching a brief agreement, the two separated, but before Roland could take a few steps, a guy in a peaked cap leaned over again and looked at it, this is not selling copies!
Now he is only twenty-eight years old, and he is far from being crazy in the future, and when he found that Roland's eyes fell on him, this guy who wanted to say hello took the initiative to stretch out his right hand, "Hi, Roland, congratulations on the big sale of your movie, my name is Michael Bay, a rookie director, and I will have the opportunity to cooperate with ...... in the future."
"Thanks, Michael." Roland stretched out his hand and replied simply.
Although the newcomer in the circle, Bang Bei, did not show too much fanaticism, but the closeness on his body was already a very flattering performance, after all, he was not a fledgling young man.
When Chris Columbus was filming "Home Alone", it was only with the Jewish gang that he got 15 million from Fox, and when Robert Zemeckis was filming "Back to the Future", Spielberg signed it and took 19 million from Universal, but what about Michael Bay? The practice work is the nineteen million "Jedi Men", and this money is not the seventh, plus he came with Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer......
So...... It's one of your own!
After a brief chat, Roland and the other party parted.
Now he doesn't care who Michael Bay's dad is.
What did the principal say?
I don't care if he has a background or not, I don't have a background anyway!
Can your daddy have my cow beep in the cow beep?
No matter how well you mix, you're a producer, and a colleague like Warren Buffett, I can have a dozen!
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David Fincher and Michael Bay, in fact, are the epitome of the audience, whether they are men and women, old and young, celebrities or rookies, there are too many people who want to make up for him, some people are here to ask for an eye, some people want to engage in a project, some people want to make an investment, and some people ...... 'Hold the grass, don't let your daughter lean on me!' ’
'Hold the grass! Hug it! Don't hug your waist! ’
'Hold the grass! Don't touch my leash! This thing is so expensive! ’
In short, the current Roland is like the master of Teacher Six, and the box office results that people can't take their eyes off are the key to what everyone wants to contact, and "Spider-Man", which is already sure to be filmed, is a project that many people covet.
They contacted Roland just to join it, regardless of whether they wanted a role for themselves or a position for relatives and friends, anyway, everyone understands that if it is according to the standards of "Jurassic Park", this is a movie that lies down and brushes the box office, they can do without money, those who are famous want to rub Roland's audience, and those who are not very famous want to raise their value, and how many of those who are desperate to introduce their daughters to Roland are not aiming for the position of heroine?
To be honest, the second generation of stars generally doesn't look bad.
And as soon as they did this, they immediately did the same as choosing a concubine in the harem.
If anyone is picked by Roland, it will be a free cut coupon for the New Year's party!
Oops! This special code is simply a blessing! (Dedication)
Of course, everyone is a figure with a head and a face, even if they meet Roland with their daughter, they will not be as red as the founding brothers, but those who seek other positions are as bold as the Harry couple who want to settle in Canada......
For this kind of situation where the stars hold the moon, Roland is naturally full of nonsense.
Although this kind of drunken gold fan has always been a celebration banquet that Roland is looking forward to, it ......
Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, what do you mean by giving me your own people?
What's more, after sweeping around, he didn't find a few famous ones in later generations.
So, after a few haha, he decisively went into the main venue and foraged for food.
…………
"Oh, you have to take a shower for two hours?"
The guys who were still soaked before had already sat down, and after seeing Roland's arrival, they immediately focused their eyes on the little guy who was late, and in the face of Harrison Ford's ridicule, Roland suddenly rolled his eyes, shrugged his shoulders and said, "No way, they pulled me one by one to talk about the project......"
"George, your neighbor David Fincher said he wanted to ask Al (Al Pacino) to make a movie......"
"Steven, Michael Bella talked to me for a while, and then David Cape (the writer of Jurassic Park) said that he also likes Marvel and he has a lot of ideas for Spider-Man......"
"Ron (Howard), Michael Keaton (Tim Burton's version of Batman in "Batman") told me that since I crushed him with "Jurassic Park", I simply beat him up in the movie, he wants to participate in "Spider-Man" and play a villain, but my script has not been finished yet!"
"What else ask me for the heroine's ......"
"Really, if I hadn't been afraid of getting shot in the head by Steven, you wouldn't have seen me at noon today......"
Roland's 'complaining' made the bigwigs at the scene laugh.
They have been famous for a long time, and everyone has a temper, so no matter how much others want to ask for a project, they will not be stubborn.
But Roland is different! To those guys, he's just a kid!
'Big New Year! It's not easy! 'It's coming!' 'All men are dead!' 'It's a child!' ’
The first three may not be applicable in America, but the last two can still sweep everything.
"If you don't like it, ignore them and say what I said."
Spielberg also hates that kind of buzzing meetings, so his attitude is very firm.
And the others are different, the old man Dongmu, who is not too big to see the excitement, put down his knife and fork, clasped his hands, and said with a smile: "Steven, this is also a realistic problem, right?" "Spider-Man" needs a heroine, and since we have the right age, then we will use our own people! And two years later, at the age of fifteen, Roland should also be in love......"
Before he could finish speaking, Lucas, who was sitting on the side, smiled approvingly, turned his head and glanced at the old man, and then said with a wicked smile: "I remember, don't we have a suitable one on the spot?" Brythe, Bryce Howard! ”
When Lang Howard, who was still watching the excitement, heard the name, he immediately jumped up.
"George! What are you doing? Isn't that my daughter? ”
"What's wrong with your daughter? She's still my niece! Old Man Dongmu turned his head and glared back directly.
"It's not! My daughter doesn't like acting! Ron Howard frowned.
"How do you know my niece doesn't like acting?"
"How did I not know that my daughter didn't like acting?"
Seeing that the two guys had a tendency to fight, and a group of people around them just laughed and ate, ignoring the meaning, Roland, who was still the focus before, directly hooked the seat with his foot and sat down.
I don't know how this position is arranged, Spielberg on his left, Scorsese on his right, and after he sat down, the two people shook their heads almost at the same time and said: "Ignore the two of them, Clint has always wanted to beat up the guy who cheated on his sister, it's normal to fight......"
Oh......
Roland showed the expression of a melon-eating crowd, picked up the juice and drank it.
However, before he could rejoice, when the muzzles of these people's guns were finally removed from his body, Francis Coppola, who was sandwiched between two people, couldn't stand it a little, "Ok! Ok! Ok! Clint! Bright! Let's stop dwelling on whether Bryce likes acting or not, okay? Since you two parents can't figure out if Blythe likes acting, let me recommend one of them? My friend Melanie Sloan, her daughter loves acting so much! ”
"What stage show did you do with Ethan Hawke in New York last year? I forgot what it was called......"
"But now, she's working with Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, and Julia Dreyface on Kevin Costner's The Prodigal Son's Bodyguard...... It's a little smaller than Roland, but she's pretty good-looking, and she likes to play with my daughter the most. ”
"Her name is Scarlett Johansson, Steven, Roland, if there's a shortage of people in Spider-Man, I can call her to try ......"
"Ahem, ahem......"
When Roland heard the familiar name, he almost didn't cough up his lungs as he was drinking juice there!
And when he took the napkin handed by Spielberg and wiped his mouth, his face was already as black as Yang Shaoxia!
What?
Did I hear it wrong?
Can anyone tell me who the girl Francis Coppola talks about every day about the Italian mafia?