Chapter 7: The White-eared Ape
"Mr. Wu Yi, dinner is ready." Outside the door came the old butler's comforting voice, warm and delicate.
"Got it!" , Wu Yan agreed, and looked at Wu Silly who was lying on the bed playing with a worried face, the past few days of living with her made Wu Yan clearly and profoundly realize how shocking her eating and eating are!
Although I am not a particular person, after all, this is doing things for others in other people's homes, and if I make it look like I haven't eaten in my life, I can't say anything!
"Wu Silly, pay attention to your image when you eat, don't you ancients pay attention to this, eat dignified and decent, be polite, don't go up and act on the CD, let others be embarrassed."
"Don't worry, I will tell them what is traditional Chinese etiquette! Give you a good long face! ”。
"Really?" , Wu Yi was a little skeptical, he had never thought that things would go as smoothly as he thought, but looking at Wu Silly, who was constantly patting his chest in front of him and constantly working hard to make a trustworthy look, now he could only silently pray in his heart that she would really do what she said and talk about etiquette well!
"My lord, please eat this~".
Wu Yi at the dining table almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, in front of everyone, Wu Silly was using her weak and boneless soft reed to take the initiative to give Wu Yi a dish, the delicate and crispy voice, the affectionate eyes, instantly made Wu Yi have a feeling of crossing into the Water Margin, Ximen Qing is flirting with Sister Li Gui in Lichun Courtyard, and as soon as he gets home, he will be killed by Pan Jinlian and quack doctors.
That's good, after Ximenqing died, he left 5,000 taels of silver!
"Why don't adults eat? Is it a lack of appetite? Then I will pour you wine and drink this one together. As he spoke, Wu Silly quickly put down the chopsticks in his hand, snatched the wine bottle from the old butler's hand, and poured a full glass into the goblet in front of Wu Yan, until the wine was about to overflow the cup.
Then after pouring a full glass into his cup, regardless of the corners of Wu Yan's constantly twitching mouth, he raised his wine glass and drank the dark red wine.
"Poof! What kind of broken wine is this, sour and astringent, the color is not right, it is simply a wine, is it true that modern people are related to this! The wine is so bad, and the food is not very good, no wonder you, no, adults, you don't eat", as soon as the red wine entered the wine glass, Wu Silly spit it out, the bright red color was like real blood, as if the wine was indeed poisonous, so poisonous that Wu Silly, who did not refuse the food, rejected it.
This can't blame her Wu stupid, what was red wine in that era? To them, the colored wine is estimated to be similar to the emperor's death-giving wine, and God knows what hurtful things are added to it.
However, Wu Yan was worried about whether the carpet soaked with red wine would lose money.
"Where did you come from, since she asked you to do something, hurry up and leave after finishing it, it's just a deception anyway." , The middle-aged man who couldn't stand this farce didn't have any food at all, so he took the lead in leaving, and at this time, the couple who loved New Year's Eve were left on the table, Wu Yi and Wu Silly.
Where did that reporter go?
Wu Yan doesn't know, and no one seems to care, eating, one more person and one less person, the dish still tastes the same, but people's hearts have changed.
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
"How do you put the plate up, put it down!" , Wu Yan pressed Wu Silly, who wanted to take the plate and pour it into his mouth.
However, Wu Du, who was not holding the plate, grabbed and grabbed with two pairs of flexible lotus arms, and the speed was not slow at all, and she had been pretending to be waiting for Wu Yi just now, presumably she was already anxious to get started.
"I said you can't eat slowly, can you leave me some! Look at you, look at your appearance, this is someone else's house, everyone is a civilized person, look at you, how embarrassing! ”。
"As far as your appearance is concerned, it's not much better than us!" , Wu Silly didn't care about Wu Yan's disdain, she could say whatever he said before she was full, anyway, she now put her greasy hand into Wu Yan's dinner plate.
Wu Yi hurriedly grabbed her dissatisfied hands, and let her eat again, and she would have nothing left!
"Oops, leave me some!".
But just as the two of them were fighting over their plates, a pair of cold and emotionless eyes were staring at what was happening inside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the hall.
I don't know when, only Wu Yi and Wu Silly were left on the table in the hall.
Suddenly, there was a loud bang from the second floor.
The sudden sound in the originally quiet villa attracted everyone's attention, especially in such a sensitive villa.
Isn't this the same as the plot of a genius elementary school student, with a loud bang, and the body should be found in someone's room next!
And it's usually the one who doesn't come out to check on the situation and who 'peacefully' lies down on the bed in their room.
No one wants to be that serene person!
So basically everyone in this villa gathered at the place of the sound.
A shattered window.
Broken glass all over the floor.
A stone used to break glass.
The ape that wandered nearby.
It's these damn monkeys again!
But even fewer people came out.
Not only was the reporter gone, but so was the middle-aged man.
What happened?
At this time, it suddenly began to rain outside, and the howling wind and rain began to fly in through the gaps in the windows.
Wu Yan, who felt that something was wrong, began to worry about Da Bai who was locked up outside the villa, this group of wild monkeys can smash the glass with stones, God knows if Da Bai will be poisoned by them, no, he has to go out to see the situation!
Who knew that Da Bai had already panicked outside the door and turned in circles, and when he saw Wu Yan come out, he immediately pounced on him, opened his dog mouth anxiously, and told Wu Yi a thing that subverted his worldview.
"Hurry up, we can't do this business! That's not an ordinary monkey, that's a monster! ”。
Raccoon?
Mountains and seas pass through Nanshan through the first beast of the first mountain, born in the first peak of the swaggering mountain, near the South China Sea, its shape is like Yu and white ears, ambush pedestrians walk, its name is called the fox, the food is good to go.
Yu is a macaque, according to Guo Pu, Yu is like a macaque and long, with red eyes and long tails.
In other words, the raccoon is a white-eared monster similar to a macaque, and after eating its meat, it will be good at running.
But there is a completely different kind of raccoon in the southern longitude of the sea.
The raccoon has a human face and a pig body, and knows the name of the person.
"I'm rubbing! What's wrong with it now, the demons and monsters in the myths are all running to me now? By the way, how do you know? ”。
"I said I was a descendant of Diting! What's so hard about knowing its true body! Hurry up and pack up your things and leave with Wu Du, the 30,000 yuan is terrible, otherwise when it drags us into the demon world with its demon power, we won't think of it for the rest of our lives! I've seen two unlucky bastards captured by the raccoon! If you don't leave, we will be next! Dabai's mouth that has not been closed for a moment and the tail that has always hung down can't see the slightest joke.
Some people say that it is the earliest geological book in China, and some people say that it is the earliest compilation of monsters, but what it depicts is actually a map of the demon world separated from the human world! I don't know who wrote it, and I don't know how it was handed down, but the original Book of Mountains and Seas is on Wu Yi's body! It's the tattered Book of Mountains and Seas that is about to fall apart!
Those who own this book will never be separated from demons again for the rest of their lives.
"But the Great White! We can't leave now! The earliest ferry will not arrive until 8am tomorrow! None of us can live without this place tonight! Although Wu Yi was also frightened by the name of the fox, there was no other way to leave this damn villa on the island except the ferry, and before 8 o'clock the next day, everyone had to stay with the fox on the island!
Suddenly, the rich woman's hoarse scream from excessive fright came from inside the villa, and the voice was screaming, and Wu Yi outside the villa heard it clearly.
Could it be that the raccoon has entered the villa!
Thinking of the smashed glass on the second floor, a strong sense of unease surged into Wu Yi's heart.
Wu Silly is still staying in his room!