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What's going on, I have some ominous premonitions, first the Colosseum, the fast food restaurant of the sect leader and the colonel, and then the magic show of the pseudo-mother, all of which are scenes I don't want to encounter.

Could it be ...... The road is full of bumps?

Glancing left and right, Siruth and Echo were grinning and holding my arm, talking and laughing, and at this point, I really couldn't say things like, "This road is dangerous, let's go in another direction."

As a daughter control, even if you go to the soup at this time, you have to keep going, come on, the enemy in front!

"Yo, isn't this Brother Wu? Come here, come here, and join us in the Sheep and Mule Chicken Squad. ”

One of the trio who kept posing in the crowd with what they thought was cool was actually a shameful PLAY show by the audience, and one of them waved his hand at me desperately.

"Gorilla gorilla, remember to have dinner with Sister Lina tonight, and then ......"

"And then?" The orangutan chief looked at me stupidly and naively.

"Then fly me to the end of the sky!"

A Pegasus meteor punch blasted out, and the three figures were beaten by me like a spinning top and flew to a distant place, turning into a little starlight in the sky and disappearing, accompanied by the classic sentence "I feel so annoying".

Hmph, I've successfully solved another obstacle, so let's move on.

High energy reaction ahead!

Within a few steps, the countless hairs on my forehead emitted a beeping siren.

"This way!"

With a snort, I quickly pulled Siruth and Acelo into the alley next to me, poking out half of my head and looking around.

Really. After a while, three familiar voices appeared not far away.

Raldoggoff a few, hooked shoulder-to-back. Loud and laughing like a devil entering the village, especially Doug, his loud voice is like a killer in a bar, once he fires with all his might. His voice was almost the only thing left in the entire bar, and what was even more hateful was that this guy could spray saliva for hours on end. It is estimated that the stinging snake had to sigh to itself when it saw it, and ran away with tears in his face.

Do you know why Tualdin's dwarf winter melon was named after the fake artifact he made under the name of Doug's saliva horn? It's really Doug's big voice that is too famous.

However, this guy also knows that his voice is the target of ridicule, and he usually doesn't fire with all his strength, causing public anger, and others don't say it, just his two [dear good brothers]. Maybe I'll be the first to beat him up.

Even so, he spoke so loudly that Ral and Geef had to pull their voices in response, thanks to their conversation. I can hear it clearly when I hide in this alley.

"What's the matter, Wu Xiaozi's family doesn't have anyone, didn't he say he came back last night?"

"No one, there are dogs, that golden retriever pug, don't let me meet it next time." Someone seemed to have suffered a little loss from the dead dog, and said indignantly.

"Forget it, I wanted to go to the bar with him to be happy, but now I can only leave this kid behind, hum, he doesn't have that luck."

"Boss Lal, you just want to drag him into the water and let him help you lie and deceive Sister-in-law Lisa." Doug said angrily, what this big mouth likes to do most is to expose other people's shortcomings.

"Nonsense, I'm going to be scared of Lisa? I wasn't dignified when I went to a bar. Lal's old face couldn't hold back.

"It's a dignified kneeling washboard when I go back."

"Geff, do you want to betray me too? Have you forgotten how beautiful it was that we lived and died together?! ”

"Who pushed me to the tentacle attack point of the Giant Hammer Reaper last time, and it caused my ass to hurt all day." The honest Geff threw a cold look at the captain.

Oh oh? These guys have quietly broken through the demon fortress and gone to the Harogas area? Not bad, these three bastards.

I listened from afar, was stunned in my heart, and thought happily from the bottom of my heart.

The Hammer Reaper is a characteristic monster of Hallogas, the kind of monster with long thorns on its back, two arms stuck into the ground, and two tentacles protruding not far away to attack adventurers.

If you are stabbed in the ass by the tentacles that come out of this monster, it is quite bad, remember me...... cough cough cough cough !!

I remember when I first came to the Dark Continent and met Lal them, their level was only eleven or two, and at that time, the scroll back to the city was still very precious, and they were reluctant to use it, so they ran back to the camp all the way, and thanks to this, they were able to pick me up who fell on the grassland, and there was the story of the undisciplined stupid prince elder Druid Wu Fan behind.

Now, eleven years have passed.

When I first met them, they were just camp rookies who had been trained for about two years, and with these eleven years, they were ...... Goo~~ Forty years?

Ahem, the numbers don't matter, all in all, according to the speed of ordinary adventurers who clear an area in four or five years, their speed is already very good, and what is even more commendable is that they used to be three-person teams, while other adventure teams were mainly four or five people.

Don't look at only one or two more people, it doesn't seem to be much different, let me make an analogy, for example, set the combat power of all adventurers to be 5, a four-person adventure team, the combat effectiveness will be more than 50% stronger than a three-person team, and the five-person adventure team will be more than 50% stronger than the four-person adventure team.

In addition to the law that one plus one is greater than two, an adventuring squad with more people means that the squad may have more classes and be able to use more tactical means, which are all manifestations of strength.

And what about the Lahr squad? Not only is there only three people, but in terms of profession, it is a paladin and two barbarians, which is completely a combination of well-developed limbs and simple minds, and it is a strict team with strong melee physics, but the output of ranged and magic is almost zero, and such a team experience is very dangerous. Because once you encounter a monster that restrains melee combat, there is no way, such as an electric beetle.

However, they were able to rely on such a trio. Forced to break into the Kurast area, until almost to the model worker, it was really impossible to go on, so he hired mercenaries. Such a stupidity is not to give a thumbs up, and in fact, although the three guys are obedient like kittens in front of Aunt Lisa. But outside, no matter where they go, they are regarded as the most elite adventure team, and the other adventurers are not fools, so they can naturally see that they have not come all the way.

Ahem, the topic is out of control, now is not the time to discuss the strength of Team Ral. Read on.

Poor Gef, who was blown up by the giant hammer Grim Reaper, in the short time I was distracted just now, I don't know how to be fooled by Lal to get over, quiet down, and no longer hold accountable. And the conversation of the three of them also returned to the bar they were going to later.

"I said, let's make an offering first, and when we go back, Lisa can also have an explanation when she asks, don't you think?"

One moment ago, he claimed to be the head of the family, Aunt Lisa or something, majestic in front of people, but well-behaved like a kitten in the back, as long as he snorted lightly, he would immediately stop what he was doing and pour him wine and beat his back, but the next moment, Lal was shameless and admitted.

"Sister-in-law Lisa is scolding you, not us, why should I help you confess." Doug gouged his nostrils, with the face of a dead friend who was not dead and poor.

"Don't forget that you are also accomplices, with Lisa's means, do you think she can spare you?" Lal drank loudly and pointed with his big hand, as if he were saying something righteous and awe-inspiring.

"In that case, I'll just make a confession with Geef."

"Don't do that, aren't we brothers?"

When Lal heard this, he was immediately coaxed again, it is a tragedy for a wife to be strict, like me, hum, as long as you gently hook your fingers, Veras's little dog will run over quickly, let my bullying face be red, and be docile to the extreme.

Of course, you have to be careful that things are reversed and put her into pan mode...... At that time, I really had to coax it.

The Lal trio had another bar, la, la, laar, laer, laer, laar, laer, laar

Oh ho, get me drunk?

I threw away the memory crystal in my hand that had just recorded all the conversations between the three of Ral, and stared at the three of them in the distance with a malicious expression.

Since these guys are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust.

Oh no, Siruth and Echoru are still around, and I can't let them learn badly.

With a few coughs, I quickly put away the engrams and continued to walk ahead with them.

After walking a short distance, the princesses suddenly stopped, stood on tiptoe and looked around, as if looking for something, and then pointed to me excitedly.

"Daddy, Daddy, look, there."

"Oh?" I answered, turned on the titanium dog eye function and looked straight away.

Did the baby girls choose this direction just to show me what was in front of me?

From afar, I saw two stages set up, and the audience circled around and around, which was much more popular than the strange shows of Rickenhans and Finney.

This is like words, this is the real performance, those are all evil ways.

I nodded my head and continued to use the good Alius to open the way, all the way to one of the stages, which was a pure natural forest stage surrounded by flowers and living trees.

Oh oh oh this is ......

On the stage, I saw a group of elegant and beautiful elves, dancing, that graceful posture, neat and consistent, like a person dancing the dance, people were fascinated, and couldn't help but sigh, sure enough, it is worthy of the artistic race, the level is different, compared to the amateur performances of those circus and roadside artists, it is completely the rhythm of beating children.

We are also like most ordinary audiences, fascinated by the audience, the singing and dancing music of the elves, the beautiful and fresh style, combined with the elegant temperament of the elves themselves, is indeed intoxicating, this natural talent for singing and dancing, it is like opening a plug-in.

This can't help but remind me of the top ten singers of the elf clan, standing at the top of the elf clan, how can their real strength make people intoxicated?

Of course, it's okay to have a Mipa Knight, she's too dangerous, and I'd rather not watch her show than run into her.

"Hmph, what's the matter, stupid Wu, I'm stunned by Princess Ben's masterpiece." Just as I was engrossed in watching, an unexpectedly familiar voice rang out.

Hey, where, who's it? I looked around several times, but I didn't find anyone, so I muttered to myself, "I probably heard it wrong," and looked back on the stage.

"Bastard, I'm here!" The screams were accompanied by intense calf pain.

Stupid, stupid!

Do you think I've been kicked by the princess of the Three No Princesses for so long? Compared to the princess kick, the attack in front of you is simply weak!

But it still hurts, bastard!!!!

I hugged my calves and jumped and stared at the culprit, the short, poor-breasted stupid elf princess Beya.

"Want to be spanked, you stupid princess."

"If you have the guts, you can try the stupid druid, the stupid Wu."

"Stupid repeats stupid!"

"You've also repeated stupid stupid!"

"People who say others are stupid are stupid."

"Stupid people say others are stupid!"

Two fierce eyes intertwined sparks in the air, Beya and I stared at each other, constantly turning in circles, both hands kept swinging, behind us there appeared the illusion of the green dragon and the white tiger, seeing that the war was about to break out, the world was about to be in chaos, when the country would not be a country, the people would not have a good life, the earth would cry, the sky would cry, the gods would fall, the world would collapse, the universe would explode, and Pangu would open the sky.

At that moment, a light cough sounded, and I turned around to see Beya's guardian, Elder Lyman, slowly walking through the crowd.

"His Royal Highness Beya, under the public, what kind of system." He first gave a gentle admonition, his tone was kind, but it was quite powerful, and he immediately let Beyaan divide it.

Turning his gaze to me, Elder Ryman chuckled.

"I said who made our Highness Beya come in such a hurry, it turned out to be Elder Fan, I just heard the news of your return this morning, I didn't expect to be able to see it so soon."

"Yes, Grandpa Lyman, it's been a long time, are you okay?" I also hurriedly stopped fighting with Beya and gave a junior salute to the old man.

"Okay, with His Royal Highness Beya, I toss every day, and I can't think about it."

"Grandpa Lyman, how can I have it." Beya protested unhappily.

"I also said, this time it wasn't you who made trouble." Lyman glared at Beya, reproachful in his mouth, but his eyes were full of doting.

"I'm just putting the show out in advance for everyone to enjoy." Beya knew she was wrong, and her voice was much quieter.

In advance?

I glanced at the stage, could it be that the current performance is a show that the elves plan to take out on God's birthday? I'll just say, even if it's an elf, the performance on stage is too professional, and it doesn't look like an amateur artist at all.

However, why did this fool put the show of God's Birthday on this time, even if she was a fool, she would not do such a stupid thing for no reason.

Glancing at another stage not far away, I suddenly seemed to figure out why............ (To be continued.) )