Chapter 262: Jokes
"How dare you come!"
Before Wan Boqian's mouth opened, her lines were snatched by the red goat-headed man who walked into the church with a cane, and her trembling fingers pointed at her and Chu Zihang beside her and said sharply, "You are really looking for death, I didn't catch you two adulterers yesterday, and you dare to come to death today!" ”
What an adulterer**, this idiom can be described as subtle, at least I can hear Lin Nian's expression on the high platform clapping the dust on his hands is very exciting.
"You still dare to steal my lines, and you still dare to come here?" Wan Boqian was angry when she saw the two goat heads, what kind of hellish professionalism is this, one with a cane and the other with hanging arms, she has to grit her teeth and endure the pain and come out to pretend to be a ghost and deceive people?
"Little girl, her hair hasn't grown and she is still so angry! If I don't open your film today, I won't have a surname... I'll take your last name! "The red goat's head can be said to have blown up his lungs, his knee was really shot by Wan Boqian, the special injury of the gunshot wound can not be sent to the hospital, most doctors will refuse to treat and call the police, so after being shot, he can only go to the veterinary store in the black market to treat the wound, the most hellish thing is that there is no anesthetic yet...
"Give it to me!" The black goat-headed woman on the side shouted loudly, and several strong men behind her put down the wooden box, rubbed their fists and walked into the church with gloomy faces, a few of them were taught a lot yesterday, Wan Boqian and Chu Zihang were all running for the dead, and one of the unlucky men in the strong man almost had a kidney stabbed, and the dagger rubbed against the side, and the doctors said that if it was more accurate, it was estimated that they would have to lie honestly on the hospital bed for a few months.
Unlike last time, this time the strong men brought enough guys, and took out one after another mountain knives and watermelon knives from the wooden box, and the edges were sharpened to the eyelid, and a few men in restraint clothes carried murder weapons that seemed to be indeed enough... Even if you don't have a murder weapon, you will have to be mad when such a few dressed macho men come to you.
"Is that them?" On the high platform, Lin Nian slapped his palms clean and looked down at Wan Boqian.
"Yes... That's them. Wan Boqian subconsciously wanted to touch the guy on her waist, but after touching the air, she realized that her Glock had long been lost, and a large number of her weapons were placed in the hotel, and today she came to meet with the 'S' class commissioner, so naturally she didn't bring hard stubble.
At this time, Chu Zihang had silently observed all the enemies and the weapons in their hands, and there was not much panic on his face, yesterday he beat this group of guys with a blue nose and swollen face and fled, so today he can escape again, but the danger and fault tolerance rate have increased a lot.
Lin Nian looked at the five strong men in restraint who came menacingly, thought for a while, shook his sleeves, a Colt revolver fell into his hand, and he pulled the trigger without raising his hand to look at it, and the huge gunshot shook in the church like a bell, everyone's ears and brains were buzzing, the black goat's head and red goat's head and feet snapped and sat on the ground, and the crutches flew into the rows of seats in the distance.
A restrained strong man led by him was shot, his knee shattered, and the whole person fell to the ground, and it was only after a few seconds of sluggishness that he let out a miserable howl, and the angle of the bullet was very elegant, but he only broke half of his kneecap, and he didn't break his leg, so the scene didn't look very disgusting, even if he made a movie, he could play it directly without being cut.
Four strong-clad men with murder weapons froze as if they had been immobilized, their hands holding their weapons were so tense that they turned white, and one of them was about to turn his head and run, when a ball of blood erupted from his left knee, and the sound of gunfire followed by the sound of gunfire that resounded through the church.
Wan Boqian swallowed his saliva, didn't say anything, Chu Zihang on the side was also a little stunned, although he saw Wan Boqian shoot yesterday, but it is obvious that the expressiveness of automatic pistols and revolvers in this spacious space is completely different, the sound of gunfire close at hand is as shocking as tearing the eardrum, and it is a person who has to tremble and prostrate in front of this real murder weapon and beg for forgiveness.
It turns out that the goat-headed men and women also behaved like this, although they sat in the door of the church, they did not have the idea of turning and running away, people can't run away from bullets, when you are really threatened by a gun, as soon as your eyes leave the muzzle of the gun, the fear of the back can destroy you, and then all you have left is kneeling and begging for mercy.
"One of the rules of the Enforcement Department is that those who raise a murder weapon towards the commissioner, regardless of status, men, women, old and young, are qualified to kill." Lin Nian jumped down from the high platform with the muzzle of his gun down.
Yesterday Wan Boqian and Chu Zihang did not get the scene, today he solved it with two shots, although the situation is not completely the same, but Wan Boqian is inexplicably sure that even if the church is full of believers now, whoever eats the leopard dares to pounce on it and grab the boy's gun, there will inevitably be an extra bloody hole in his body.
"Isn't it going to be a bit too much?" Chu Zihang said.
"No, it won't." Lin Nian said, "Next time you ask a question, use a question sentence, don't use a declarative sentence, otherwise it will seem that your 'question' is too weak, and it will make people think that you are just a perfunctory question." ”
Chu Zihang stopped talking, he didn't show the slightest unbearable look on his face from beginning to end, probably just out of ethical common sense so simply asked Lin Nian, obviously his sympathy for these scumbags was very limited, and at the same time, his eyes looking at the back of Lin Nian who walked in front also had a little more recognizant look.
"Have you ever learned the torture methods of the Enforcement Department?" Lin Nian turned his head to look at Wan Boqian.
"Learned... But it wasn't used. Wan Boqian said truthfully, bowed her head and followed behind Lin Nian, she was an assistant in this mission, and she had the obligation to assist the commissioner in whatever she did.
"Just look at it, remember what they say." Lin Nian walked in front of the first strong man who was shot and lay on the ground, the strong man on the ground had blue tendons bulging on his forehead, and his mouth was constantly wheezing rapidly and reducing blood pressure in pain, all the courage of he, a ruthless character who had always been rampant and domineering, boasted of sticking to human life in his hands, was cleaned up by this shot, and only the desire to survive was filled with his eyes, and he was almost about to overflow.
"What if they don't say you?" Chu Zihang further understood the true face of the 'Executive Department' that Lin Nian had always said.
"Actually, I also asked the head of our executive department the same question about you, and our minister only told me a Soviet joke." Lin Nian said, "He said that in the past, there was a KGB student who went back to his alma mater to visit his teacher, and the teacher complained: The current students are not as good as the first class, and I asked them who wrote it, and they actually said that they did not write it themselves!" After hearing this, the KGB students were very annoyed and said: These little rabbit cubs are too disagreeable, you can leave this matter to me at ease, teacher! The next day, the teacher got up and received a phone call, and found that it was a KGB student, and as soon as he answered the phone, he happily said to her: Hey, teacher, that Yakov kid has finally been recruited, and he said that he wrote it! ”
At the end of the joke, the strong-clothed man on the ground with his knees shattered let out an earth-shattering howl, and his knees were lightly stepped on by one foot.
"The executive department is the department that makes people speak, and if they don't say it, you let them sing it." In the screams, Lin Nian calmly swept over everyone in the church.
... Wan Boqian didn't dare to say anything, because she knew that the Executive Department was such a cold-blooded, ruthless, and violent organization that did everything possible.
Before the Kassel Academy really became an academy, it was a mysterious military fortress, and the Executive Department was a terrorist department that was even more KGB than the KGB, and the aces that came out of it naturally had a rather ruthless side.
The Executive Department was born for the 'S' class, and the charter and ideas inside can really sharpen the minions of monsters.
Two bullets, plus a joke, the self-proclaimed 'cult' grass platform team knows everything, as imagined, this group of bondage thugs knows very little information, they are only hired to be responsible for deterring believers, and receive a bonus after each fraud ceremony, and the real information is the man and woman with the red and black goat's head who have long collapsed under the gunfire at the entrance of the church.
They are a husband and wife, in their mouths Lin Nian has a very comprehensive understanding of the number of times they cheated under the pretense of rituals, the place and the amount of money involved, the believers who used the "eternal life" as the reason to deceive are very widely distributed, there are people of all classes, zero zero finally down, these two people actually defrauded more than 10 million traps in less than half a year, no wonder after tasting the sweetness, even if they are seriously injured, they have to go into battle with injuries to continue to cheat.
Regarding the gimmick of 'eternal life' and the statement of 'Holy Child', the red goat-headed man bluntly said that he was "inspired" by the rumors, and as for the rumors, he also answered them in detail after Lin Nian's simple inquiry.
... What Lin Nian didn't expect was that the grass platform team tracked down by Wan Boqian's coincidence was really inextricably linked to the target they were tracking.