Chapter Twenty-Three: Harita's Bizarre Adventure! (below)
"Hey, what the hell is going on? Why did Harumu shout too hard, but Dr. Hinawa still didn't look at him? Xin Bachiao looked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong and asked.
"Ah, this, in fact, there is a reason......" Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly.
"What is the reason?"
"Before, Rilun said something like [It's boring to stay in a high place every day~], and then I bought her a pair of invisible wireless headphones, high-fidelity sound, surround stereo 3D sound, completely isolated from the sound of the outside world, take it, and the whole world is only you! Buy now don't want 98000, don't buy 58000, just 18888 and you can take it home! Young man, it's better to be tempted than ......" Jiang Cheng was kicked over by Xinba before he finished speaking.
"It's all your fault!"
"It's all my fault! It's just that the author forgot about Harita! I just remember to fill the pit now! It's all the fault of the author of the street! Jiang Cheng retorted.
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"You put the cart before the horse, do you think your mother will be happy to do that kind of thing to see your mother?" Granny Denshi said as she smoked a cigarette.
Harita wiped away her tears and looked at her mother-in-law.
"Work here, it's not enough for you to meet the woman in Yoshiwara, but it will help somewhat. So, thieves or something, don't do it anymore. After the mother-in-law finished speaking, Qingta couldn't help but reddened her eyes again.
"Thank you so much......"
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At night, Haruta was dragged by Shinhachi to take a shower and then fell asleep upstairs.
Downstairs, in the Dengshi shop, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shin Hachi, Kagura, and Gintoki were discussing plans in front of the bar.
“…… In the end, the brave Haruta defeats the Demon King Night King and finally meets his mother! After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he couldn't help but be moved to tears, "How about this plan?" Definitely, definitely the best RPGgame of the year! ”
"It's rotten to the scum, hey! What a vulgar plot! I haven't liked to play RPGgames since I was a child, and the plot you designed is as bad as shit! Yinshi couldn't help but yell.
"I think my character can be a little richer Aru, for example, if Harita collects enough vinegar kombu, you can get Kagura-chan's help, so that the plot is even more complete Aru." Kagura said from the side.
"It should be modified like this......" Gintoki said as he began to write and draw on the paper.
"This is also going to be changed...... "Shin Hachio snatched the pen and said.
"Here ...... too"
"It's ...... here, too"
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As a result, a vulgar script called [Qingtai, Agarwood, Big Barrel Wood Black Saving Mother] was officially completed......
"Hey, it seems to be even worse!" Jiang Cheng, who finished reading the script, couldn't help but shout.
"I really can't imagine that the heir of the Night King Phoenix Immortal is such a person." The mother-in-law looked at Jiang Cheng and couldn't help but sigh.
"Then, auntie, Qingtai will entrust it to you during this time~" Jiang Cheng said and took out an envelope from his body and handed it to his mother-in-law.
However, the mother-in-law did not accept the envelope, "No need, with the help of one more ghost, I can be a little easier." ”
"Thank you very much." Jiang Cheng said with his hands folded.
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Unconsciously, a period has passed, and Harita has now completely changed as a person, and the whole person has begun to become clean, and her eyes have become softer. The whole renovation was a great success! All that's left is ......
"Today, the plan is about to officially start, the actors in Yoshihara are already in place, and you all memorize the lines." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind.
"Hey, I didn't think that one day I would have to accompany the children to pretend to be a family drink, what a hot little ghost." Yinshi glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.
"What do you say, Yinshi, I remember that your personality when you were a child was called bad, no matter how you compare, Qing Taijun is much cuter than when you were a child." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Hey, did Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang know each other when they were children?" Shinhachi asked curiously.
"Well, Yinshi has been like this since he was a child, picking his nostrils all day long, but he didn't expect to be deducted for twenty years, and I don't know what a big piece of boogers can be deducted for twenty years." Jiang Cheng replied.
"I can't imagine it." Xin Hachiao sighed, "Yinsang's nostrils may be like a black hole, and he unconsciously sucked Yinsang's hand into it, and he couldn't get rid of it for twenty years." ”
"Do you think so too?! Haha, I think so too, it's hard to imagine what a person would be like if he could buckle his nostrils for twenty years. But when I saw the silver, I understood, after 20 years of nostrils, it would become a natural curl of silver hair like him, completely unmotivated. As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he felt that there seemed to be a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier and heavier.
"You two apologize to all the silver-haired natural curls! Ah no, apologies for my nostrils! Yinshi said and had already pressed the heads of Shinbachi and Jiang Cheng on the table.
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Voiceover: The brave Harita, who has assembled his partners (silver-haired natural curls, glasses in human skin, and vinegar kelp girls), has finally come to Yoshiwara, tonight, can he go to the last level, defeat the Demon King (Night King), and thus rescue his mother, let's wait and see, now an advanced advertisement~
(Ad time...... )
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"Can it really be done? Yinsang, I've always felt a little scared......"
Harita constantly looked around her, afraid that something might not be so good.
At this time, the trio of Harita and Manshiya had already sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Cheng deliberately put it in), and it should be said that they had just entered the gate and had not gone far.
"We'll be sure to let you meet your mom! Don't worry about Aru! Kagura said confidently patting her chest.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura exclaimed, "Ah! Caught the trap Aru! Now only collecting a hundred vinegar kelp can save me! Hurry up! The place to put the vinegared kelp is in Aru, two hundred meters in front of you, under the stone slab! With that, Kagura collapsed to the ground.
"Traps? What traps? Why didn't I see anything! Could it be poisoning?! So why are we okay? Also Why does vinegar kelp detoxify? Why is there vinegar kelp under the slate two hundred meters ago? Why do you know? There are too many slots! I don't know where to start complaining! "Qing is too messy.
"It's because Kagura-chan is not an earthling, and this poison is only for Kagura-chan, so we're fine, and Kagura-chan has the ability to [detect the location of all vinegar kelp within two hundred meters]." The new eight chirps finally came to a close.
"Really?" Harita asked with some uncertainty.
"Really, of course it's true! Sprinkle! Hurry up, brave! It's up to you to save Kagura-chan! Gintoki patted Harita on the shoulder and said.
"Good...... All right. Haruta said as she began to tentatively head in the direction Kagura had pointed.
"Hey, Kagura-chan, your acting skills are terrible! I finally helped you get through this lie. Next time, at least find an acceptable reason! Shinhachi whispered to Kagura who was lying on the ground, "Kagura, Kagura? Kagura! Why did you fall asleep, hey! ”
"The vinegar sea is back, let's detoxify it quickly, Sister Kagura!" At this time, Haruta had already rushed back with the vinegar kelp she had found.
But at this time, Kagura was still snoring......
Gintoki quietly kicked Kagura, and Kagura finally rubbed her eyes and stood up, "Where is this?" Is it time for lunch? ”
"It's ...... Is this a poison that can make memories disordered?! Haruma's eyes were misty, "It's done for me, for me......"
Ginshi: "......"
New Hachi: "......"
In this way, the four of them began to challenge one sand sculpture level after another (such as collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the suddenly depressed silver, then wiping the glasses of the new Hachio to wake up the sleeping Shin Hachio, and then collecting two lace small Nene that fell to the ground to defeat a member of Baihua, and collecting three to recruit a member of Baihua for their own use...... and so on), although the danger is full of dangers, but there is finally a thrilling arrival at the residence of the final boss Night King.
At this time, the Night King (Jiang Cheng) was trying to memorize his lines......
"Yinsang, it's finally here! Hurry up! Let's ......" Haruma said happily, but as soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already come behind Haruma, and kicked Gintoki, Kagura, and Shinhachio all into the air. The three of them fell to the ground in an instant, spitting blood and hitting gg.
"Ginsan! Kagura Sister! New Starling! Haruma exclaimed.
"Quite capable, to be here, little ghost, you have the qualifications to challenge me! As long as you can defeat me, the Night King... Phoenix, you will be able to meet your mother! Come on! PS: Collect more than a hundred pieces of braised pork on the ground and feed them to the Night King, and you can win without a fight. Jiang Cheng said.
"What is this setting?!! Although he was complaining, Qingtai still did so, lifted the plates on the ground one by one, and threw the braised pork he got to Jiang Cheng one by one, Jiang Cheng didn't waste it at all, and swallowed it all into his stomach.
Finally, a hundred dollars is enough......
"Amazing brave! I didn't expect it to be able to ...... Can you defeat me Night King Jiang...... Phoenix, your mother is waiting for you behind the door...... Go ahead! After saying that, Jiang Cheng also fell to the ground instantly, punching gg, and at the same time spitting blood (tomato juice) in his mouth.
In the end, after a touching confession clip, the whole performance ended......
"Amazing little imp, since you have defeated me, then the title of Night King will be handed over to you!" Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice from his mouth, "The entire Jiyuan will be handed over to you!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and was about to leave.
However, Yue Yong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance, and hit Jiang Cheng in an instant. Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time it may really be gg.
"Don't add drama to yourself! You soulless! Yue Yong scolded.
"I just think that in this case, the plot is more reasonable," Jiang Cheng got up and said, "And this little ghost will definitely become an excellent Night King, I believe him!" ”
"I believe you're big!"
"What the hell is going on?" Harita asked, rubbing her red and swollen eyes from crying.
Finally, after learning the truth, Haruta couldn't help but laugh too.
"When human beings are dominated by emotions and emotions, human beings at this time do not think about the rationality of the state of affairs at all. It may sound silly and funny in hindsight, but I always think it's one of the shining points of humanity. Jiang Cheng rubbed Harita's hair, "Remember, little ghost." ”
"Finally, it's a fart to say something that sounds philosophical! Reward, reward! Hand over the pay! Yinshi kicked Jiang Cheng over, and then stepped on the side and said.
"Ah, here, one for three for each person." Jiang Cheng got up and took out three envelopes from his arms, each with the names of the three people in the Wanshiwu written on them.
"Such a thick ......," Yinshi took his share, "this must be a million!" ”
"Thank you, Jiang Chengsang!" Shin Hachio took the envelope and said.
"You can buy a lot of vinegar kelp, Aru!" Kagura said in a bouncing motion.
However, when the three of them opened the envelope, their expressions were completely different. The envelope of the silver time is in the denomination of 1,000 yuan, and the envelope of Shinhachio and Kagura-chan is in the denomination of 10,000 yuan.
"Why my least!!"