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was taught a lesson by Li Xiaofeng, Pavel was really a lot more honest, and the next day he obediently went to the office of a certain immortal to wait in line, and was hung for an hour or two without complaint. It wasn't until a certain immortal slept and remembered that there was such a thing, so he called the old man in.
"Andri. Hello, Mr. Petrovich! The old man respectfully took off his top hat and put it on his chest and bowed to say hello.
Li Xiaofeng glanced at this product with some amusement, and was really speechless about the previous choice of this product, you said that you are really a smart person, how could you do such a brainless thing? I want to do things without breaking my money, and I went behind my back to contact other big hooligans, do you think this is boring?
Li Xiaofeng raised his chin, "What, I hit a circle of walls and woke you up?" ”
If it had been before, this kind of ridicule and ridicule would have caused Pavel to explode, but after this lesson, especially seeing the shameless faces of the other big scoundrels, his little self-esteem was completely crushed. In these years, when it is time to pretend to be a grandson, you must pretend to be a grandson, the situation is stronger than people!
Pavel nodded and replied, "We did it wrong before, we were lucky, I hope you don't have a lot of knowledge like us......"
Li Xiaofeng raised his eyelids and glanced at him, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are really sober, but forget about a lot of adults, I have always had a small belly, if it weren't for your willingness to support our country's revolution, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you!" ”
Pavel said with a smile: "Yes...... You're right...... In the future, we will actively support the revolutionary cause of the Russian people and strive for ......."
Li Xiaofeng waved his hand and said, "Okay." Don't talk nonsense in front of me. I don't have that much to spare! We're ready to receive our first Jewish soldiers. The number is 3,000, so get ready! ”
This reassured Pavel a lot, and he resignedly: "Well, I'll send someone to you at once!" ”
"Hey!" Li Xiaofeng licked his teeth and said sarcastically: "You're really welcome!" Zhilu said: Do I ask you to prepare anything? ”
Pavel was silent, someone's attitude was unpredictable, and he really couldn't guess what else to prepare.
Li Xiaofeng snorted lightly and said coldly: "Then I'll give you a wake-up!" First of all. You are cooperating with EO, a subsidiary of NORINCO, and you Jewish soldiers are being trained as mercenaries and have nothing to do with Russia; Secondly, the Lake Lagardo Training Base is already operating at full capacity, and there is no spare space for you to train at the moment, so EO has decided to expand the size of the Lake Lagado Training Base......"
Pavel immediately nodded and said: "I know that the expansion of the training base needs funds, and we are willing to provide this fund!" ”
Li Xiaofeng just glanced at him, and the meaning was very clear-that is, the meaning of your acquaintance. Then he continued: "Third, to help you train your warriors. It is inseparable from Russian instructors, who serve the Soviet government. Therefore, I would like you to say something about the Soviet government......"
Pavel knew that this was asking for money again, but now his thoughts were completely different from before, spending money in the past was equal to spending money in vain, and now spending money can at least see the results, and how much this money is worth sending, so the old man just nodded silently and tearfully agreed.
However, this attitude of "cooperation" made Li Xiaofeng dissatisfied, and he snorted: "What, reluctantly? I can tell you, if you don't want to pay this money, you can not pay it, and the money is not for me anyway. But if you don't pay for it, I won't say good things about you in the Central Committee of the Bolsheviks. You don't say anything, what can I use to convince the Central Committee? Is it possible to get someone to help you empty-handed? ”
Pavel smiled bitterly: "I didn't say I disagreed!" ”
Li Xiaofeng pointed out unceremoniously: "But you are reluctant! You have a bitter gourd face, how can I introduce you to Comrade Lenin and Comrade Sverdlov? I don't know how to do it, and I think you're here to ask for an account! The more you make Comrade Lenin, the smoother the implementation of the plan will be, and vice versa...... I don't need to talk about the consequences, right? ”
Although Pavel was in pain, it seemed worthwhile to meet Lenin if he paid for it. I spent so much money before, but I didn't see the heads of state of those big hooligans.
"Okay, I'll happily pay for this money, as long as you are willing to help, there is no problem at all!" Pavel gritted his teeth and roared, but in a blink of an eye, the face of the mercenary came out again: "But I think that it is inconvenient to give cash directly, a transfer, and it is easy to expose the relationship between us, and you are now blocked by the Entente, and you can't buy anything if you have money...... I heard that your country's food supply is quite tight, and we are willing to support your country's considerable amount of food ......."
Li Xiao and the others all admired this guy a little, and they were really good at bargaining! It is estimated that this guy has a channel to get grain at a low price, so he is willing to give food but is not willing to pay. However, a certain immortal was not a vegetarian, so he asked directly: "Of course it is okay to use grain to settle the account, but this grain must be transported to Russia and received by our Bolsheviks, so it will be counted." Otherwise, if you fool me with foreign food, then don't blame me for turning my face......"
Pavel suddenly made a bitter face, for for their Jewish consortium, there was no problem at all in getting grain on the international market, but it would really cost them their lives to let them ship grain to Russia.
Who doesn't know that the Entente bloc is blockading the Bolsheviks, and the reason why they are unwilling to give money directly is that they are afraid that the big hooligans of the Entente bloc will find out that they Jews have fornicated with the Bolsheviks and transferred large sums of money, which will definitely be exposed. And now, if someone asked them to bring grain to Russia, didn't that make them Jews die directly with the Entente? How can they do such a big risk?
"It's completely out of our reach!" Pavel said with a sad face, "We don't have that ability!" ”
Li Xiaofeng stared at him for a long time before he laughed like a night owl: "Okay, you don't have this ability." I'm not embarrassed for you. You are responsible for the food ......"
Speaking of which. He paused slightly. Then he smiled strangely: "And bear the shipping fee!" ”
Pavel was dumbfounded and asked in a daze, "What freight?" ”
"The cost of smuggling grain, of course!" Li Xiaofeng said very politely, "I have a channel to safely transport grain to Russia, but the cost is not cheap, and you must be responsible!" ”
Pavel was really stupid this time, if it wasn't Li Xiaofeng who said this, he would probably laugh at the other party for talking in his dreams. The blockade line over the Atlantic is a joke, smuggling? Isn't that?
But who let it be a certain immortal who amplified the words? He still has a certain understanding of someone's power, and since the other party has released big words, he will continue, anyway, the food has been seized by the British and American navies, and he doesn't care.
"Yes, but we are only responsible for delivering the grain to the channel you designate and paying for the freight. As for whether the grain can reach Russia safely, and the question of transportation. We don't care! ”
Li Xiaofeng was a little amused in his heart, he didn't plan to let the Jews take care of it. Besides, you have to have the ability to manage whether it is or not. He nodded and said, "Very good, that's it!" ”
However, Pavel is not at ease, someone turns his face ruthlessly, but he has already understood, in case there is a real problem with the grain in the transportation link, and then someone deliberately angers them, how can this be rectified? Therefore, he thinks that it is necessary for both parties to sign a written agreement and make a contract to clarify responsibilities, which is always good!
However, Li Xiaofeng scoffed at this, and he scolded: "You are stupid, how can this kind of thing sign an agreement?" One is accidentally exposed, and we can't get out of it? I still say the same thing, if you are willing to do it, you will do it, if you don't want to do it, I am too lazy to bother to speak for you in front of Comrade Lenin! ”
Pavel was very entangled, reason told him that a certain immortal could not be trusted, but he was reluctant to let him just give up this opportunity. After thinking about it for a long time, he made up his mind - he can't give up the child and can't trap the wolf. Isn't it just being pitted? Anyway, I'm used to being pitted in history, and it's nothing to do it again!
He replied categorically, "Yes! That's it! ”
Li Xiaofeng ridiculed the virtue of this generous death, although he is an immortal who is domineering and unreasonable, he still has to be faced, it should be his thing, he will definitely fight to the end, just like Pavel was not authentic before, he taught the other party a hard lesson. But the agreement has been finalized and the price has been negotiated, and he will definitely admit it and abide by it. He doesn't make small moves in this regard.
"Look at your chicken thief, can I still pit you with this little food?" Li Xiaofeng sneered, "Put your heart in your stomach, as long as you honestly do things according to the agreement, I won't trouble you!" ”
Although Pavel was still not at ease, he had already said this, and he had no way back, so he could only go all the way to the dark. Of course, the Jews of the chicken thieves did not forget to urge a certain immortal to fulfill his promise: "When, then, will you take me to Comrade Lenin?" ”
After saying this, Pavel looked at Li Xiaofeng with blazing eyes, according to his experience, generally at this time, if the other party is really insincere and only wants to use them, he will definitely shirk it in every possible way. He really wanted to know if a certain immortal in Lu Dao was also this kind of two-skinned face.
This is really a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain, Li Xiaofeng really didn't lie, he had this plan, but things can't be rushed.
"Can't be rushed?" As soon as Pavel heard this, he immediately cooled his waist, this kind of prevarication was too familiar to him!
"What do you mean by that ghostly look!" Li Xiaofeng was furious when he saw it, "If you want to meet Comrade Lenin, you must be ready!" Didn't prepare anything, what to say after the meeting? Just like you are now, staring at me stupidly! ”
Pavel cautiously asked, "What are we going to prepare?" What do you mean? ”
Li Xiaofeng was speechless, I really haven't seen such an unenlightened person, do you think I'm asking for money again? The next Ao, killing pigs also have to be fattened and then killed, it is not easy to trap the Jewish fat sheep, what a pity to kill with a knife, how can you have to be a long stream, you have to be slaughtered slowly! The stupid thing of killing chickens and taking eggs is not done!
"I mean it very simply!" Li Xiaofeng said hatefully, "We Bolsheviks must have a plausible excuse to help you Jews, right?" You have to be famous, right? ”
Pavel shook his head, he really didn't understand the twists and turns in this, which made Li Xiaofeng really speechless, and he let out a long sigh. Rhetorical asked: "It's really unenlightened." I ask you. If I take you to Comrade Lenin. How will you convince him to help you? ”
Pavel thought for a moment and said: "We will guarantee great aid to the Bolsheviks in exchange for your help in establishing a state in Poland!" ”
Li Xiaofeng took a deep breath and scolded: "Are you an idiot? How can you say that! ”
Pavel was dumbfounded, and asked in a daze, "What should I say then?" ”
"What do you say!" Li Xiaofeng was about to go crazy, and said violently: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?" Although it is not very necessary for a political teacher to become famous, when he can become famous, he must become famous. Look at what you just said, according to your meaning. That is, you Jews who buy us Bolsheviks with money, and then in exchange for our acquiescence or even assistance in your usurpation of Poland. Do you know what the nature of this is? What does this mean? ”
Pavel was asked stupid, because it seemed to him that wasn't the way things were? We Jews pay for it, you Bolsheviks do it, and as for the territory of Shenma Poland, so what? Is it necessary to care too much? Didn't you Russians do anything about destroying the country and grabbing territory back then, as for being so secretive?
"You're such a complete idiot!" Li Xiaofeng was furious, "Your simple minds are still stuck a century ago...... Now it's different! When engaging in politics, you must pay attention to your appearance! It's too ugly to eat, and it's too red, it's going to provoke the anger of the public! ”
Li Xiaofeng took another breath. "Comrade Lenin was a very particular person, especially in this respect. To convince him, it is necessary to pay attention to ways and means. You can't get straight to the point...... Then the original form is revealed. If he said that, he would not agree with a hundred. You have to impress him with a reasonable excuse, to make him feel that helping you is internationalist, that it is helping the weak, that it is reasonable and legitimate! ”
Pavel became more and more confused, and it was impossible to divide Poland and cut a piece of Polish land out of it to the Jews. Poland has not belonged to the Jews since ancient times, and there is really no justification for it!
Li Xiaofeng sighed again: "Why are you so brainless? Yes, Poland has not belonged to you since ancient times, but you Jews have also lived in Poland for hundreds of years, and you have a large ethnic group, right? ”
Pavel still didn't understand the meaning of a certain immortal, which made Li Xiaofeng more and more speechless, people in this age are still too real, like later generations, they have been taught badly by the US imperialists, and any shameless excuse can be come up with. I really can't think of any excuse for interference, and there are formulas for democracy and human rights that can be copied. If you say that you are not democratic, you have the original sin, and if you have no human rights, you should exterminate your family, and even the eighteenth generation of your ancestors have to dig out the grave and break the bones and scatter ashes.
"Hey, I'm afraid of you, let's learn!" Li Xiaofeng sighed and taught: "You Jews have suffered injustice, massacres and discrimination in Poland, and are living in misery...... What is particularly infuriating is that a very small number of imperialist countries not only have no sympathy for your misery but are even conniving at the violence of the Poles in disguise...... In desperation, you heard the news of the victory of the Russian Revolution and saw the establishment of a new system of fairness, democracy and equality that had never been seen before...... The Russian Revolution and the fighting spirit of the Russian people have inspired you, and you are ready to learn from the Bolsheviks, to master advanced experience, and to fight for the liberation of the suffering Jewish people in Poland and other oppressed peoples! ”
It was the first time Pavel had heard such a disgusting statement, and he felt fresh at first, then sick to his stomach, and finally had to admit that it was an excellent excuse. Judging by this excuse, the Jewish act of struggle is completely understandable and just.
"I see, I totally understand!" Pavel said with some excitement.
Li Xiaofeng just glanced at him and sneered: "You know a fart, do you think that's enough?" ”
Pavel was stupid again and muttered: "Isn't it enough? ”
Li Xiaofeng said confidently: "Of course it is not enough, are you a fool to be Comrade Lenin?" This little trick is trying to fool him, are you idiots in the leadership of our Bolsheviks? ”
Pavel honestly asked, "Then what else is needed?" ”
Li Xiaofeng snapped his fingers and said: "First of all, you can't come forward, you are a Russian Jew, you will be exposed, you have to find a Jew who has a little influence in Poland, preferably a Jew who understands a little MARXISM." He went to see Comrade Lenin as the main body, and you and I only came forward as intermediaries, understand? Of course, this was not enough, and it would be better to have the Jews in Poland form an organization, like the Czechoslovak National Council, so that it would make sense...... Well, I've thought of a name for you, what, it can't be called the Zionist Council, it's too fruitful, it should be called the Jewish People's Liberation Front, this is a positive organization, and you hear it like you're engaging in terrorist activities. ”
Pavel carefully recorded someone's suggestion in a notebook, and the more the immortal spoke, the happier he became: "Organized institutions are like that, of course, it is not enough to be organized, there must be facts!" How can you get a little bit of the fact that the Poles persecuted the Jews, preferably the kind that makes the headlines, what? Not yet! You're stupid, you can't make it up without you! Pay for a newspaper, by the way, don't be reluctant to pay, look for a bigger newspaper, don't look for a pheasant tabloid. The more reputable the newspaper, the better, and you have to make up a sensational story, preferably a tearjerker...... That's it, you're stupid, how is this enough, you still have to find a group of Internet trolls to make a big splash and hype up this story, the more sensational the better! When you have made all these preparations, let's go and see Comrade Lenin again, and then it will be a matter of course!! (To be continued......)
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