Chapter 2 Language
"Kill me!"
In the room, Yun Qi ...... Ah no, the traverser who should have called Naruto now knelt on the ground with a look of despair and said in pain.
"I'm such a big idiot."
Naruto pounded his hands on the ground, he was really shocked by his stupidity.
It all started half an hour ago.
That is, when he got up this morning, he planned to go to the village to learn about the price of goods and other living information, but just as he was about to greet others with disgust, he realized that he didn't know Japanese at all.
After a few seconds of embarrassment, he walked home without looking back, as for whether the uncle who sold fish would think that he was sick with the "demon fox" was no longer in his consideration.
"God, you're playing with me."
He had never heard of a traveler who didn't master the local language, and if he didn't have a system or a golden finger, would he die if he came to "know the language"?
Now what does he do? It's not going to have to be a goof.
You must know that he is not passing through ordinary people, but the human pillar force of the Nine-Tails, maybe now there is a dark part under surveillance in places he can't detect, and even the old lamp of the third generation is looking at him through the crystal ball.
"Won't you give me a slice and humane destruction when you're discovered?" Recalling the methods of torture in the manga and the roots of Shimura Danzo, Naruto's face became even more ugly.
But after all, the soul of this body was an adult from another world, and after a brief panic, Naruto stood up and sat down in front of the window, while his mind was fully engaged in thinking of a solution.
First of all, he ruled out the idea of doing nothing and getting away with it.
The reason is that his level of Japanese is limited to those that he is exposed to in anime and love education movies, and in layman's terms, he may be able to understand part of everyday conversations, but basically only "Hello", "Ami Butterfly", "Ichiku" and "prprprpr" are left, and it is even more blind when it is written.
With this foundation, I'm afraid that I will be arrested in no matter how I say that this is also the headquarters of the violent agency of the Fire Country, and the ninja's insight is no joke.
But if you don't get by, what can he do, you know, this body is still a five or six-year-old child.
Naruto looked out the window at the street scene with some headache, trying to find some traces in the crowds of people on the street or in the rows of houses, such as the shadows that were spying on him.
However, I also know that this is impossible, whether it is the body that has not yet refined Chakra or the soul of a traverser who has no ninja foundation, it is impossible to find anything valuable, after all, he was an ordinary person before the crossing.
"It's uncomfortable, this ninja life is going to die before it starts?" Naruto, who still couldn't think of any good way to do it, said that this was too difficult, and he was now starting to think about whether he would go back in time if he died once.
But soon he threw this delusion out of his head, what kind of joke, if it was really like that, it would be too wretched, he is an ordinary person, but it doesn't mean that he is a wreck, he really doesn't believe in this hurdle in his heart.
Thinking of this, Naruto's blue eyes gradually lit up, and his eyebrows raised slightly:
"There's no good way, but there's a stupid way!"
……
"Fuck off! , there's nothing you want. ”
On Tea Street, in front of a shop, the owner was speaking impatiently at Naruto, even though Naruto hadn't even stepped into the shop yet.
“……”
Naruto's footsteps suddenly stopped, his face first angry, then gradually sad, he opened his mouth, and finally didn't say anything, but turned and walked away alone.
"This monster is here again."
"yes, why are you so shameless."
"I really don't know what the village thinks, such a monster should be expelled."
The undisguised disgust, the little back that surrounded Naruto, was so sad.
And for Naruto, who has been out since the morning today, I don't know how many times this scene.
Fruit stalls, bookstores, various shops, and even hot springs, the attitude towards him was almost as if they had been discussed, and he was even beaten twice when he was driven away by two adults with brooms, and his back was still aching.
After nearly a day, he found that the only places that welcomed him — nay, it should be said that there was no obvious discrimination against him were Ichiraku ramen and a convenience store next to the reservoir.
At this point, he also understood why Naruto Jr. lived on cup noodles all day long, and when it was impossible to eat Ichiraku ramen all at once, cup noodles in convenience stores were already the best choice.
"Unconsciously, it's so late, it's finally time to go home." Naruto looked at the street lamps that were gradually lighting up, and he felt that it was almost there.
To be honest, this day was really an eye-opener for him, even if he had more than 20 years of life experience, he really didn't expect that human malice could reach this point, walking in the village, the ubiquitous cold violence really opened his eyes.
"I'm afraid this original Naruto is not a lack of heart!"
Staggering back home, the traverser spread out on the bed said hatefully in his heart.
I didn't think much of it when I read the manga, but I just saw the sunny and enthusiastic protagonist, the ninja who never gave up, and admired Naruto's character very much, but when he experienced it personally and actively, he found that he couldn't understand Naruto anymore.
Is this a masochistic tendency? Konoha has abused me thousands of times, and I treat Konoha like my first love?
After such a day, all he had left in his mind now was the idea of giving him all the ashes of Konoha in the future, go to his mother's identity, and go to her mother's Hokage dream.
What does it mean to repay grievances with virtue? What Naruto did in the original book is to repay the grievances with virtue!
In the eyes of the traverser who occupied Naruto's body at this moment, the original Naruto could really be described as a "saint", and he was sure that he would not be able to do that no matter what.
Even if it was planned in advance for him to take the initiative to come forward and be abused today, he was irritated by these countless negative emotions, I really don't know how the original little Naruto endured all this, and how did he transform into what he was in the plot? His adult soul could barely suppress the anger in his heart.
Taking a deep breath, Naruto got up and poured a glass of water, putting aside the negativity for a moment and starting to think about today's actions.
"Hmm...... Very well, except for a little deliberate, it should be quite successful. With a glass of water in his hand, Naruto reviewed the day's itinerary and said with satisfaction in his heart.
That's right, it's not that Naruto likes masochism, everything today was actually planned by him, because it was a necessary step to pass the language level.
He didn't want Konoha to be seen in front of him and look at his head with illusions, and he didn't have the ability to escape from this place for the time being, so the remaining option was obvious, which was to become a mute before he mastered the language here.
Of course, this is a stupid solution, but now Naruto really can't think of a better way, so he can only make this plan to protect himself first.
His plan was very simple, he was blessed that his girlfriend in his previous life was a nurse in the oral and nose department, and he knew that there was a disease called "hysterical aphasia".
People with this disease usually suffer from a period of time that has been subjected to a huge mental shock that has led to a temporary or long-term loss of language skills.
Apparently there was no better fit for his current situation, and all he had to do was give himself a plausible reason for suffering from it.
That's the real reason for what he's been doing all day.
So what he hopes most now is that there is really a dark department to monitor him all the time, and it is best to report all his encounters throughout the day, so that he can have an excuse to suddenly lose his voice.
Of course, even if the shadows didn't report him, he was not afraid, because many people in the village had seen him today, whether it was those who watched him being driven away by adults with brooms or who were talking coldly on the sidelines, he had left enough traces, and the next thing is to see tomorrow.
Thinking of this, Naruto clenched his cup a little nervously, he himself was actually not sure if this stupid method would work, but life is sometimes a gamble, and he simply did not lack the courage to be all in at a critical moment.
What is the saying?
"If a stupid solution works, then it's not a stupid solution."
Naruto at the moment also hoped it wasn't.