Song Qianqian rode a motorcycle to carry Yang Shenran and went straight to the mental hospital.

Yang Shenran sat in the back of the motorcycle, because the speed was a little fast, so he had to hug Song Qianqian's waist.

I have to say that Song Qianqian's figure is ......

"Sister Sissi, just slow down, don't worry." Yang Shenran hugged Song Qianqian tightly.

Song Qianqian said: "How can it be done? ”

"Oh." Yang Shenran said: "Sister Qianqian, I'll already take your motorcycle, I like motorcycles, big and soft, no, the main thing is that it's fast." ”

"Be quiet." Song Qianqian didn't have the heart to think so much now, she just wanted to save the Four Heavenly Kings and Brother Chun as soon as possible.

There is a paradox in the world, that is, if you are a normal person and enter a mental hospital, then how can you prove that you are a normal person?

The most frustrating thing about this paradox is that if you try to prove that you are not mentally ill, and you do something, such as trying to prove yourself, trying to verify your IQ or physical coordination, or whatever, as long as you try to prove that you are not psychotic, then the more you prove, the more it looks like a psychopath.

But if you don't test to prove that you are a normal person, then you are insane. After all, I don't say anything, and when I arrive at a mental hospital, it's as quiet as coming home, isn't that what is neurosis?

However, fortunately, the psychiatric hospital is also equipped with normal doctors, which is to prevent mental illness from self-harm, so Brother Chun's injuries have been treated. Actually, there was nothing serious, but I had an injury to my foot.

Brother Chun is really lucky, according to the doctor's words, there was once a person who felt that polishing shoes with gasoline would make the shoes clean.

So when that person ran and stepped on a cigarette butt, he stepped directly on the Hot Wheels and ascended to heaven and went to the Western Elysium.

That is, Brother Chun's gasoline is less, and he just burns his skin. However, this kind of mentally retarded behavior still makes doctors think that this group of people is neurotic!

Of course, the psychiatric hospital will not be so hasty, there is still a verification process to determine the identity and prevent mistakes, but it will take a process.

During this verification time, the Four Heavenly Kings and Brother Chun, who had been treated, were arranged separately in the resting room.

Everybody is messy.

There was a bald middle-aged man sitting next door, and when he saw the sad faces of these people, he asked, "Brothers, are you also locked up as a psychopath?" ”

Liu Jiyang looked up and said, "Well, you...... Is it a normal person? ”

"Of course I'm a normal person!" The middle-aged man smiled bitterly: "I look at you, and I also know that it must be a normal person." ”

Yang Youji asked, "Then how did you get in?" ”

The man sighed: "Don't mention it, my brother, this is it, this one sitting inside." Alas, he's brainy, a little problematic. ”

A little further in the opposite ward, there was indeed a man who didn't look very normal, sitting in a chair with a strange expression, sometimes convulsive, sometimes calm.

"This is my brother, it's been so many years, I'm in the hospital here mainly to be with him. Alas. The man sighed a little, and then said, "But since they are all normal people, they are finally a bit of a person who can talk." It's really troublesome to communicate with these people. ”

Li Yu asked, "Wait a minute, I want to ask, do you think we can go out?" ”

"Surely, normal people! As long as you are not sent by your family, then you come in, the hospital will also verify it, and if it is not true, it will naturally be released. You think it's a movie, how can there be so many bloody things. The man said, "But it's not a good place, don't come here." ”

Huang Junjun held his forehead: "Who wants to come!" Really, I'm still playing! ”

"It's all to blame on the sect master!" Yang Youji said: "I suggest it! Next time, let's still race in a hearse, get out of the car, let's continue to worship him! Revenge! ”

Li Yu reminded: "It seems to be a call from Sister Sissi." ”

"Sister Sissi is so good-looking, this revenge must be held on the sect leader!" Liu Jiyang said righteously: "And I have long felt that the sect leader is plotting against the holy woman!" ”

Li Yu rolled his eyes: "A group of idiots, Sister Sissi is a coach!" ”

Yang Youji said: "Just because he is a coach, how exciting is it? I, Yang Youji, decided to draw the ground as a prison with the sect leader, a cowardly guy! ”

Huang Junjun spread his hands: "Seriously, stop talking, just wait." You see, these people are all looking at us, making us more mentally ill than mentally ill! ”

Everyone looked around, and it really caused neurotic onlookers.

Liu Jiyang said: "What do you see, I haven't seen a handsome guy!" ”

A female patient with a disheveled hair poked her head and said, "Little brother looks okay." ”

Although it was a mentally ill compliment, Liu Jiyang was still very inflated: "Haha! Right! ”

The female psychopath asked, "Little brother, who do you think Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok is handsome?" ”

Liu Jiyang was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "Then who do you think Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok is handsome?" ”

The female neuropathy smiled shyly: "Isn't there you in this option?" Little brother? ”

"Oh!" Liu Jiyang glanced at the rest of the people, no matter what, neuropathy can be conquered by his brother's handsomeness! Hahaha!

"Ahem!" Liu Jiyang asked with a smile: "Okay, then who do you think Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, and me are handsome?" ”

The female psychopath did not hesitate: "Andy Lau." ”

"What!" Liu Jiyang was stunned, and the rest of the people laughed.

Yang Youji: ", the chicken secretary was tricked by neuropathy!" ”

The female neuropathy continued: "Little brother, why don't you ask, why did I add you to the options? ”

Liu Jiyang smiled suddenly: "Then why do you want to add me to the option?" ”

The female neuropathy smiled: "Of course it's to humiliate you, little brother." ”

"I'm special!" Liu Jiyang's mentality is directly blown through!

Yang Youji was already lying on the ground with his stomach in his arms, Li Yu couldn't help laughing, and Huang Junjun covered his face, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Brother Chun said, "Secretary Chicken, she seems to be much more normal than you." ”

At this time, the doctor finally came: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood, someone has come to explain that you are fine, you can leave now." Come with me. ”

The doctor opened the door, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Anyway, I finally escaped.

The middle-aged man who spoke at the beginning on the other side waved his hand: "Go slowly!" We definitely won't be coming back, and this is the last time we want to see each other in our lives. I wish you all eternal health. ”

As the only normal person in the psychiatric ward, everyone still has some good feelings for this uncle.

Huang Junjun nodded, and the middle-aged man said, "Uncle, do you really want to stay in a mental hospital all the time and accompany your younger brother?" ”

The middle-aged man smiled vicissitudes: "My brother, you can't do without me." My brother is very mentally ill and has to be accompanied by someone. ”

Li Yu asked, "What is your brother's disease?" ”

"Paranoia." The man sighed: "A few years ago he always thought of himself as a bicycle, then he thought of himself as a car, and now he feels like a Boeing 747 airliner, flying around all the time, very dangerous. ”

"Since I was a child, we brothers have depended on each other, and it is impossible for me to let go of my younger brother." The man smiled.

At this time, the delusional brother suddenly stood up and shouted, "The plane is ready to take off, fly and fly!" Then he started running around the house.

The group of people in the Lying Win God Sect were so sad to see how desperate they were, and they actually had to live in a mental hospital to accompany their delusional brother.

Brother Chun asked, "Why don't you let your brother go out for a walk?" Always locked up in the house. ”

The man sighed: "He's too fast, I can't catch it, the most important thing is that the bicycle and car were okay before, and now he is a Boeing 747, I ...... I don't know how to fly an airplane, and I don't have a driver's license! ”

Lie down and win the Divine Cult, everyone is shocked!