My name is Wu Yi, I have been an orphan since I was a child, I relied on the help of society to climb all the way to high school, and then dropped out because I couldn't afford to pay the college tuition, and then struggled in society for three years, and finally rented a small double-storey shop at No. 16, a street in Jiangcheng, the name of the store is "Psychic Office".

When you see this name, you will probably think that I am a liar.

Paranormal Firms? Isn't it just a group of god sticks who are responsible for dancing the gods, who specialize in defrauding the elderly of money!

But when it comes to this, I have to tell you responsibly!

That's how I cheated money!

When I encounter a wedding, I will pick a day from the yellow calendar, and when I encounter a funeral, I will perform a dance god, and occasionally I can meet someone who is looking for my fortune, so I will take the gossip instrument and talk nonsense.

You must not despise me, you still have a lot of people to despise before you despise me, because the people on this street are basically doing the same deception as me.

For example, the tarot card fortune teller in front of the door, every time the nearby school is out of school, a bunch of little girls will rush over, and the business is much better than mine, and for example, the underground casino next to me that makes money by making money, every time I can always see naked old men being kicked out at night.

And this street is specially called a scammer street by the people of Jiangcheng, as the name suggests, it is all a scam business.

So before despising me, let's despise them.

But there are still some differences between me and them!

For example, this book of mountains and seas, which has been with me since I can remember, although it is tattered on the surface, and even the spine of the book is about to fall apart, but it is also the only source of knowledge that I have anything to do with the supernatural.

There is also a white dog who is sitting in front of the only computer desk in the store at this time, with Erlang's legs crossed like the second uncle, and a pair of dog eyes are staring at the screen.

That's right, you read that right, a white dog is filling out various questionnaires online with the intention of improving the meal in exchange for experience rebates for new products from various food manufacturers.

Why do dogs go online?

Why do dogs type?

Because it says it's a descendant of Diting!

Listen, tiger head, single horn, dog ears, dragon body, lion tail, unicorn foot, it looks like a dragon is not a dragon, like a tiger is not a tiger, like a lion is not a lion, like a unicorn is not a unicorn, like a dog is not a dog, also known as nine dislike, can understand human words, know everything in the world, is a legendary beast!

However, this so-called Diting offspring is no different from an ordinary big white dog except that it can speak human language, so even though it is reluctant every time, I still call it, Dabai!

And today, even though there is basically no business on weekdays, this small shop is still open, and my slightly strange story in the future will also start today.

"Dabai, what are you going to eat at noon today! Braised beef, or chicken stewed with mushrooms? No one patronized his supernatural office all morning, and I think about it, who would come to such a place if they have nothing to do? Although Wu Yi was depressed in his heart, fantasizing that he would one day be able to make a lot of money to get rid of this deceitful street, but at the moment, lunch can only be solved with instant noodles.

"Braised beef with a sausage!" The two big white paws in front of the computer desk are constantly tapping on the keyboard, crackling, and it seems that it is bound to win the lucky place drawn from this questionnaire, after all, it even wags its tail.

"And sausages? Think of the beauty, we are half of us! I don't know if we haven't had any income for days! And feed your dog's mouth! As soon as Wu Yan heard that Dabai wanted to eat the whole sausage extravagantly, he immediately put on a small belly chicken intestine, which really looked like he was poor and crazy!

"What! Without me filling out surveys day and night, would you still be able to eat sausages? I won this whole box of sausages by filling out the questionnaire! If you insist on saying that you don't eat it, besides, I'm not a dog! Da Bai, who was obviously angry, jumped down from his chair, arched his back, and strongly expressed his dissatisfaction to Wu Yi.

But no matter how Wu Yi looked, he couldn't see that he had the slightest hint of listening, how could it be like an ordinary white dog, oh no, a talking white dog.

"Okay, I won't say you're a dog anymore, give, here's your braised beef noodles, Dabai!" , Wu Yi put the instant noodles on the ground in front of Da Bai's eyes with a malicious face, and a whole sausage floated inside.

"That's pretty much it!" , The defenseless Da Bai immediately lowered his head and devoured it, not paying the slightest attention to Wu Yan's distorted face that was holding back without smiling.

"Sure enough, it's still a dog!".

"What do you say!".

"Anyone?" , Just when Da Bai realized that Wu Yi was playing himself again, this small shop actually had a rare customer, and it was so frightened that it immediately closed its mouth, after all, if a dog can speak human words, if the matter spreads, things will be troublesome, although he is really not a dog!

"Yes, this esteemed guest, I wonder what business you need help with when you come to the shop?" , and Wu Yi instantly put on a flattering smile, kindly grabbed the guest's arm and kept pulling him indoors, afraid that he would run away.

After all, intuition told Wu Yi that the man in front of him was very rich!

Nonsense, an Armani suit from top to bottom, even the leather shoes are Armani brand, and the key to the Mercedes-Benz Maybach exposed at the waist inadvertently did not escape Wu Yan's thief's eyes.

This kind of fat sheep that basically can't get along with his eight poles really appeared in his own small shop, how could he not slaughter him.

Wu Yan seems to have seen the rent paid off, the luxury car, the mansion, and the bright future beckoning to him.

"You dog still eat instant noodles?" , however, the customer's next sentence pulled him back from fantasy to reality, why did Dabai eat instant noodles?

"It has a unique taste, don't worry about this for now, please sit down, cough cough." , Wu Yan hurriedly snapped the guest chair that had been dusted for a long time, and the dust raised choked him and coughed continuously.

"There's no need to sit down, I really want your help with something." , The distinguished guest frowned, awkwardly rejected Wu Yi, and then looked around, and then carefully walked to the door of the store and closed the door tightly, and then put it to his ear in Wu Yi's confused flattering smile.

"Do you dispose of corpses here?".

"Corpses! Did you break the law? I'm telling you that I'm a regular storefront, a law-abiding citizen, and I don't do this kind of business! Wu Yi, who was still full of anticipation in the last second, exclaimed in surprise the next second, and was hurriedly covered by the guest.

"Not what you think! I'm engaged in civil engineering, and I recently dug up a coffin while digging the foundation, so I came to you! ”。

"Ancient coffins? Then what should you look for the country, what are you coming to me for? ”。

"Don't delay looking for the country, you know, my project has dragged a lot of money, if I find the country to excavate, in a few months, I will go bankrupt!" That's why I came to you, aren't you a supernatural office, just choose a good location and bury this coffin in another location. The distinguished guest finally explained the whole story and his purpose.

Wu Yan suddenly realized, so it was! In order not to delay the construction period, please secretly dispose of this hot potato, but anyway, it is still a big deal to move other people's coffins.

"This, I'm though...

"After the deed, 200,000!".

"Deal!" , After hearing this number, Wu Yi immediately gave up all secular concepts, 200,000! This has to be the money that Wu Yi swaggered and defrauded many times to save, oh no, with these 200,000 yuan, why don't you do something else, why do you have to guard this office?

Deal! Just for these 200,000!

"Then tomorrow night in this position, I will open all the workers in advance, and the security guards will not stay, you will secretly go over and remove the coffin." , After hearing Wu Yan's eyes glaring to promise him, the guest hurriedly handed Wu Yan a business card, with Jin Ke La Construction Company written on the front and the address written on the back, good guy, in the suburbs!

Then the guest left in a hurry, leaving Wu Yi, who was constantly fantasizing about how to spend the money, and Dabai, who was also excited, this person and a dog really deserved to be each other's partners.