Chapter 80: The feeling that you can't think of the answer when you're the only one in the puzzle game......
In the early hours of the morning, the Earth terminal (space terminal) welcomed two guests who looked a little special today.
"The earth is still too dangerous...... "The owner of the Star Sea muttered.
"I think it's good......" Jiang Hua took a puff of his cigarette and looked at the brightly lit Edo and continued, "Also, can you stop following me?" After all, it's divorced. ”
"Who said divorced! It's just a temporary separation! Never have I ever signed a divorce agreement! I won't admit it! The owner of Xinghai hurriedly denied, "Moreover, I didn't come with you, I came after a parasitic cosmic monster!" ”
"Really? I thought you were here for your precious daughter, but it turned out that you were just for a cosmic monster......" Jiang Hua didn't care, but continued to walk forward by himself, but the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc.
The owner of the Xinghai Fang pondered in place for a full 0.001 second before chasing after him, "Hey, have you replenished enough Altana on your body?!" If something happens to you, that stinky boy will definitely hunt me down in the universe! Of course, there's another stinky boy I haven't seen in twenty years......"
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"Why should I come to see such a boring exhibition! Panda or something, wouldn't it be nice to watch TV on a regular basis? Why do you have to watch Panda on such an important day! Harita's entire face was full of unhappiness.
"Little ghost, no one asked you to come and see, if you want to complain, turn your face to the other side. Otherwise, I won't be able to do anything to you. Jiang Cheng's eyes were still fixed on the giant panda playing in the glass window.
"Sister Yueyong~" Qingtai coquettishly to Yueyong on the other side, "I don't want to watch pandas~ I want to watch "Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man"~ I've been waiting for this movie for a long time~"
But as soon as she finished speaking, Qing Tai noticed that Yue Yong didn't hear what she said at all, and a pair of beautiful eyes were staring at the giant panda in the glass window.
"Sister Yueyong!" Seeing this, Qing Tai shouted.
"Huh?" At this time, Yue Yong finally reacted, "If you don't pay attention, you will ...... Sure enough, pandas are too dangerous......"
"It's dangerous! You're addicted to it, too! Qingtai complained, but the next moment Qingtai found that Yueyong's eyes looked at the giant panda in the glass window again, "Forget it, I really don't want to complain, but you must accompany me to watch "Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man" in the afternoon!" Certain! ”
Just when Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong's attention was completely attracted by the giant pandas in front of them, they were suddenly disturbed by a group of police officers from the True Selection Group.
"The real selection team investigates the case! Leave as soon as possible! One of the members of the True Selection Team shouted.
Most of the audience began to leave the venue consciously, and in the end, only Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Harita were left.
"Hey, it's cleared," a member of the True Selection Team patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, a little impatient.
"If you slap me again, I'll throw you in the sea and feed the sharks." Jiang Cheng didn't reply, his tone was very casual, "Also, if you dare to disturb me to see the panda again, I will dismantle your real selection group, so that you can't see the orangutan!" ”
"Do you know what you're talking about?! Threatening the Shinsengumi is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our director! ”
"Huh? When did I say you director? Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked curiously, "I'm just talking about orangutans, why do you want to say that I insulted your director?" It's strange, do you think your director looks like an orangutan? You're the one who insulted your director, right? I remember if you really chose the group to have some in-game law or something? I don't know if there is such an insult to the director~"
This member of the True Selection Group had also seen Jiang Cheng once or twice, so he recognized it instantly, and realized that the other party was not easy to mess with, so he hurriedly apologized and explained to Jiang Cheng with a smile.
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"The panda can't see it, it's really going to cause trouble~" Jiang Cheng walked on the road with a helpless face.
"Then come with me to the movies! It's really super super super good-looking! Haruta said excitedly.
"I'm annoyed when I hear the words cosmic monster now, and I must destroy it when I see it!" Jiang Cheng said hatefully, and at the same time looked at Harita, "Also, why don't you go to the dojo on this rest day?" ”
"The new starling said that he needed to combine work and rest, and gave me a day off today." Haruta replied.
"I only go there for two days a week, and I even give you a holiday......," Jiang Cheng pouted disdainfully.
"Hey, what's going on there? Why are they all police? Haruta said, pointing to the door of the bank not far away.
"Didn't you say you're looking for some cosmic monster? Maybe it's there. Jiang Cheng said indifferently.
But the next moment, Jiang Cheng's eyes caught a glimpse of a scene that made him instantly angry and irrepressible......
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The owner of the Hoshikai Workshop, who has become the Mediterranean, dragged Kagura out of the bank.
"Good, come with me, can I invite you to eat chestnut parfait?" As he spoke, the owner of Xinghai lowered his head and whispered in Kagura's ear, "Mom is here too, and you must say a few good words to Dad when you see it!" Whether the two can get back together or not depends on you! ”
"You let me go first! I'll go on my own, Aru! Kagura shouted as she tugged at her arm, "I don't want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like you!" ”
"What's wrong? Is it a shame to walk with your dad? Where to be ashamed, be specific! The owner of Xinghai Fang chattered endlessly, "Also, what is it called [I don't want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like me]!" What's wrong with an uncle like me? Say it, and Dad will correct it! ”
Kagura glanced at the barcode on the head of the Xinghai Owner, "You can't change it back to Aru..."
"Kagura-chan, there's nothing that people can't correct," said the owner of the Xinghai Workshop, who was about to drag Kagura away.
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This scene, in Jiang Cheng's eyes, has become a LOLI uncle forcibly dragging a weak and bullying underage girl, while a group of policemen are watching coldly around......
"What are you doing bastard?!!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and rushed out, hitting the Xinghai Fang owner in the face with a kick.
"Kagura-chan, are you alright? That perverted LOLI doesn't do anything to you, right? Jiang Cheng ignored the Xinghai Fang owner who was kicked away by himself, and asked anxiously at Kagura with a confused face.
Then, before Kagura could explain, Jiang Cheng walked directly to the Shinsengumi, who were watching the excitement on the side, and lifted Fourteen's collar, "What are you doing here?" DIDN'T YOU SEE A PERVERTED LOLI BULLYING A GIRL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? ”
"Boss, it's all an order from the earth. If you want to kill him, kill him to relieve his anger. Sogo said on the side.
"What are you talking about?! Don't add oil and vinegar, okay! Fourteen yelled at the general realization on the side, and at the same time looked at the angry Jiang Cheng in front of him, "You calm down, it's not as ...... as you think."
Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and stared straight at Jiang Cheng's back.
"What do you mean? What do you mean it's not what I thought it was?! Why don't you go on to explain? Yes?! Jiang Cheng replied.
"Mom...... Mommy......" Kagura's voice sounded.
"I'm not your mommy, although your mommy will do this when she sees this kind of scene, but I'm just a good young man who is righteous and brave." Jiang Cheng said without looking back.
"It's really been a long time, Xiao Jiang Cheng-chan~"
Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng was stunned, not knowing whether it was because he was afraid or ashamed, Jiang Cheng didn't dare to turn his head to look.
"But, it's really grown up," Jiang Hua said, putting his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, of course, Jiang Cheng is taller than Jiang Hua now. Jiang Hua briced his toes a little before putting his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder.
"Who are you?!" Yue Yong took out the kunai and asked.
"Jiang ...... Sister Jiang Hua ......" Jiang Cheng muttered, but he never dared to turn his head away.
"Why are you shaking?" Jiang Hua asked, and at the same time hugged Jiang Cheng from behind as if they had met for the first time.
"Right...... Sorry ......"
"Really, it's changed a lot, but I still think it's cute when I was a kid."
It was at this sensational moment that a voice that destroyed the atmosphere rang out.
"Bridge bean sacks!" Yinshi said, and walked to Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua at the same time, "Kagura called you Mommy?" Jiang Cheng called your sister? Bridge bean sacks, I'll pick them up..."
"You take it slowly," Jiang Cheng said as he took Kagura's hand, and held an umbrella in the other hand to shield Jiang Hua from the sun, "Then we'll go first." ”
"the!" Yin Shi said, and knocked Jiang Cheng over with one kick, "So you are the stupid uncle?!" ”
"Huh? Don't you know? Jiang Cheng was a little curious, "I thought you already knew~"
"You know what a! What is called [I thought you already knew]! If you don't say this kind of thing, who will know?! ”
"Huh? It's so strange, I thought everyone around me knew about it~"
"Strange fart! No one even knows! As he spoke, he looked at Shinhachi, "You know what? ”
However, something shocked Yinshi happened, and Shinhachi nodded slowly in silence.
"Why do you know?"
"It's just that Yinsang's nerves are too big, so I didn't find out." Shinhachi muttered quietly.
"What about you?" Yinshi looked at Yueyong on the side again.
"I guessed it a long time ago." Yue Yong replied.
"And so do I." Haruta raised her hand and said.
"Actually, I'm too, I've long guessed that the weird little girl has something to do with that guy." Fourteen said, holding up his hand.
"And me." Sogo also raised his hand.
"Hahahaha, and me!" Gui's voice rang out, but it was on the roof of the bank, "Yinshi, you are too dull! ”
"Katsura!" Fourteen shouted and chased after him with a group of members of the True Selection Group.
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Gintoki's face had completely darkened, "So, I'm the only one...... Am I the only one who doesn't know?! Is it just Yinsang who is kept in the dark?! Is it just Yinsang who is stupidly taking care of your niece?! ”
"Don't say that, Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang has usually helped us a lot." Shin Hachio said.
"Shut up, you four-eyed!"
"Hey, have you forgotten a person Aru? Like a super cute girl or something? Kagura said with a smile squinting her eyes.
"Kagura-chan doesn't know about it, right?" Shin Hachio said.
"I ...... I've already guessed Aru! Kagura said stubbornly, and at the same time thought to himself, [If you don't know about this situation, it will become the same level as that silver-haired natural curl!] It's going to be a stupid thing that everyone laughs at! So!!! 】
Hearing this, Gintoki's face darkened even more......