Chapter Seventy-Six: To be a man, you must learn to empathize!
"How many times have you been here, how can you still enjoy it so much?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Doesn't that why children like this?" Haruta pouted and retorted.
"There's no way, let's take ten roller coasters and two more ropeless bungee jumps and go back." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said very casually.
"Are you trying to kill me?!" Harita yelled at Jiang Cheng, "Ten roller coasters are already too much, what's going on with the ropeless bungee jumping in the back?!" ”
"That's what I should say!" Jiang Cheng looked at the amusement park in front of him, and there was really a sentence in his heart, "MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not, "You little ghost is too willful!" Adults also have their own affairs, okay! Why do you have to accompany you little boy to the playground on this kind of rest day? Is it enough to use a perfunctory reason like "I'm a child"?! ”
"Isn't that what you're talking about is just playing games at home?! If it weren't for Sister Yueyong, I wouldn't have looked for you! Haruta retorted.
One big and one small stood at the door of the playground with big eyes and small eyes, and from time to time they bared their teeth and mocked each other.
Jiang Cheng finally calmed his mood, he was not angry, he was not angry, he was just a little ghost, nine years ago he was just a small tadpole swimming in a man's [beep-], in conversion, the current Qingtai is a big tadpole at most, no, it can't be said that it is a frog at most.
That's right, Haruta is the toad Ji who is still small, not the toad Ji during the Fourth Ninja World War, Toad Ji has the support of the toad boss, and Haruma has the support of two toad bosses, which is similar.
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt that the Qing Tai in front of him was becoming more and more hateful.
"Hey, why do I think you're thinking about something rude?" Haruma complained expressionlessly.
"Actually...... it's nothing," Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I just think Naruto was really miserable when he was a child...... Woo woo woo~"
"When did the topic run to Naruto?! What the hell is going on in your head?! Do we really live in the same world?! ”
"Have you finally found out?" Jiang Cheng smiled slightly and continued, "That's right! We are creatures living in two worlds, the world of children and the world of adults! Toad Ji! ”
"**** Ji! What is the world of children and the world of adults? What a little bit of an adult you are! ”
"Use honorifics when talking to your elders!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, "And although I didn't admit it, it's better that your mother hired a tutor for you, give me a little respect!" Stinky little ghost! ”
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stretched out his fist and tapped Haruma's head lightly, and Haruma was thumped into Mother Earth's arms, revealing only a small head that rolled its eyes and spat at the foam.
"It seems that my trick is still a little worse than the teacher......" Jiang Cheng squatted down and observed Qingta's brain, "This wrap doesn't seem to be as round as the teacher's smash." Forget it, no matter, hurry up and play casually with this little ghost for a while and then go back to play your own game! ”
As he spoke, Jiang Chengcheng dug Qing Tai out of the ground, and without much thought, Jiang Chengcheng dragged Qing Tai, who had fainted, to the gate of the amusement park, but as soon as he turned around, he felt that there seemed to be a few strange lines of sight behind him.
Jiang Cheng turned around to find that an orangutan, a nicotine poisoning patient, and a trio of shakers were shouting something in the grass behind him.
"Yo, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng patted Fourteen's shoulder familiarly, squinted and asked with a smile.
Huan is fourteenth was also taken aback by Jiang Cheng, who suddenly appeared, "When did you show up?!" What else is there to do with you! And can you not be so self-cooked! ”
"It's really ruthless, Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng pursed his mouth and made a somewhat regretful expression, "Obviously, everyone is so familiar, and they have to pretend to be so ruthless, it's really uncomfortable~ Do you say, Mr. Wujun?" ”
"You can't blame Tufang-san, boss." Sogo replied, "After all, Hijikata's head has been poisoned by mayonnaise and nicotine for so long, so it's inevitable that he will be a little delirious. ”
"That's a pity," Jiang Cheng said as if he suddenly thought of something, "By the way, remember to send me an invitation when Liu Haijun is funeral." ”
"Who is Liu Haijun?! Who's going to have a funeral?! And why do you two look so familiar! Fourteen complained frantically.
"Why does he look so angry?" Jiang Cheng asked in a whisper in Zongwu's ear.
"Actually, the first two chapters should have a role in the real selection group.,But it seems to have been deleted by a street fighter.,So I'm a little unhappy......" Sogo explained in a whisper.
"Fourteen, who is this?" Matsudaira Kattori, who had been beside him, asked.
looked at the uncle in front of him with a big back, sunglasses, a sniper rifle in his hand, and a red scarf in such a hot weather. Jiang Cheng cast an inquiring glance at the general Wu beside him.
But before Sogo could answer, Kondo on the side took the lead in replying: "This is Jiang Chengjun from Yoshiwara, and in short, he is also our old acquaintance." ”
"Can you not open your eyes and talk nonsense! How are they old acquaintances! I haven't met a few times at all, so it's good! Fourteen complained.
"Say what? Fourteen," Kondo continued with a tone of reproach, "We have established a good cooperative relationship with Jiang Chengsang! Simply a friend of my heart! ”
As he spoke, Kondo recalled the scene when Jiang Cheng gave him a coupon for Yoshiwara, which can be described as deeply emotional, moving, touching, and empathetic...... That cordial condolences really made Kondo unforgettable to this day......
Kondo burst into tears and said to Jiang Cheng, "By the way, is there still that kind of coupon last time...... Wow! ”
Before he could finish speaking, Kondo was knocked over by Fourteen.
"Is that all you think about?!" Fourteen shouted, "That's a bribe!" Blatantly bribe! At this time, you are still asking people to give you a blatant bribe! Do you have a problem with your brain?!! ”
"This is the chief of our True Selection Group, Matsudaira Katachesturi Tiger, Matsudaira Gong!" Kondo stood up, wiped his nosebleed, and continued.
"Oh, I see, hello," Jiang Cheng greeted Matsudaira Gong.
Looking at Jiang Cheng holding an umbrella, Matsudaira Gong thought carefully for a second and came up with a good plan.
"Huh? The people of Yoshiwara? Then it's fitting that you're up to the task! As he spoke, Matsudaira handed the sniper rifle in his hand to Jiang Cheng, and pointed to a delicate girl with short chestnut hair and a pink kimono in the distance, and continued, "All the opposite sex who appeared next to that girl will be wiped out in a while!" Yoshiwara's people must be very good at dealing with stinky men. ”
"Bridge bean sacks!" Fourteen felt a little wrong, "What does it mean that the opposite sex who appeared next to that girl should be wiped out?" I thought it was some kind of classified mission! Just to ruin my daughter's date?! ”
"Ah, here we are!" Jiang Cheng saw through the mirror that a man dressed in an unusually sassy bag walked up to the girl and began to talk and laugh.
"Yo Xi, I'll count one, two, three and you'll shoot." Matsudaira said, "One! ……”
"Not good!" Fourteen reacted and was about to rush to stop it, but ......
Matsudaira Gong had just finished counting one, and Jiang Chengcheng was the first to shoot, but because he forgot to count the wind speed, Jiang Cheng's gun was empty, but fortunately, the gun was silenced and was not found.
"It's a pity, I wanted to hit that kid's special penetrating weapon, but I didn't expect his weapon to be much shorter than the average male one, and I didn't hit it~" Jiang Cheng said with some regret.
"Hey! You're really shooting! And why shoot when you count to one! What about two and three?! Also, why shoot at that part! Why?! Fourteen scolded.
"That,I'm one of the people who don't want to follow orders.,Number one, two, three, and shout a start or something.,I'm very annoyed with this.。 As for the stupid question of why you shot at that part, don't you know the answer just by thinking about it? That's a [weapon], isn't it normal to knock out the opponent's [weapon] first? Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course.
"All in all, you put the gun down first!" As he spoke, Fourteen snatched the gun from Jiang Cheng's hand, "And although it is also a [weapon] in a sense, it is obviously not the situation now!" ”
"No, I don't agree with that," Jiang Cheng retorted, "In front of that girl, maybe he is already preparing to [ignite and launch]!" ”
"I agree with that!" Kondo nodded and continued, "After all, I'm ready to ignite and launch at any time every day in front of Miao!" ”
"Your head is thinking about ignition and launch three hundred and sixty-five days a year!" Fourteen retorted angrily, "Can you please stop irritating Uncle Matsudaira!" I'm so angry that I'm trembling! ”
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng's words stopped the quarrel between Fourteen and Kondo, but the next moment ......, "That uncle, don't worry, I won't be empty for the next shot!" ”
"It's not that worry!" Fourteen yelled.
"You don't understand anything, how touching is this uncle's mood for the sake of his daughter! This is the great fatherly love! If you are not a father, you will never realize it! Saying that, Jiang Cheng's tone began to soften, "Just imagine, if you get married and have a daughter, and watch your daughter grow up day by day, suddenly one day!" How do you feel when a boy who looks like a little hooligan shows up at your house with his daughter in his arms and calls you [Father]?! ”
Kondo/Fourteen/Sogo/Matsudaira Ko: "Kill him!" ”
"Yo Xi, then it's a united front now...... Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Then ...... next?"
"Yo Xi, you're big!" Fourteen hammered Jiang Cheng with a fist as he spoke, "Don't fan the flames here, okay?!" ”