Chapter 45: The Road Is Hard
If Lin Nian didn't understand the meaning of the bet that Mandy made with him before, now he has completely understood.
Half an hour had passed since Mandy left, and now Lin Nian was eighteen meters away from the lobster table.
That's right, eighteen meters.
Compared to the initial position, he advanced a few steps at most in half an hour, and he was still far from the Boston lobster he was thinking about.
"Yes, I'm not used to using a light board, the light board feels too floating, compared to the light board, do you know, the guys in our surfing department all think that real men should use heavy boards!"
In front of Lin Nian, the head of the surfing department of the student union who was in a suit and arms bulging with muscles was holding a cocktail in his left hand, and his right hand was flattened like a surfboard galloping in the air with a funny look: "But the strange thing is that the girls in the department jointly named the light board the next day, and the girls feel that the real art of surfing is not to control the waves, but to dance with the waves, which is a very interesting insight, but do you know what I said to make them speechless for an instant?" ”
"Uh-" Lin Nian opened his mouth slightly, his eyes glanced left and right, but he couldn't find any chance to relieve himself.
Fortunately, the head of the surfing department is a rough and acute man, and he took the initiative to say it with a smile without waiting for Lin Nianchai: "I told them that you can't stand on the tip of the board to surf with a light board!" It is known as the most ornamental sea dance move! ”
After saying that, the head of the surfing department consciously threw out an excellent stalk, laughed and hammered Lin Nian's chest, and Lin Nian could only let out an embarrassing and polite laugh together: "I like the topic of surfing you said, but..."
"Really? Do you really like surfing? Would you like to join our surfing club? I'll report to the student council, tomorrow... No, your student union membership card will be issued tonight! The head of the surfing department's eyes lit up, and he patted Lin Nian's shoulder vigorously, and the powerful bronze arms that were revealed by rolling up the sleeves of his suit shook the Margaret in Lin Nian's hand and almost couldn't hold it and was about to splash out.
"No... I mean, I need to think about it, after all, you're talking about it interestingly. Lin Nian hurriedly said.
"It's okay, think about it slowly, I believe that one day when you see our surfing department galloping on the waves, you will be unable to hold back your excitement and apply to join us, no man can refuse the charm of surfing!" The head of the surf department gave a thumbs up and smiled, showing his white teeth.
"Well... Good. Lin Nian rubbed his head and nodded, and finally jumped over the man who was talking about surfing art for ten minutes.
Finally escaped from the hell of surfing, Lin Nian took a deep breath and looked stunned, the sky was pitiful, in just twenty minutes, he was actually stopped by no less than five ministers of the student union, including but not limited to the sailing department director Karsha who accosted him at the beginning, followed by the three ministers of the equestrian department, the music department, and the mountaineering department appeared one after another like the boss of the magic tower, and tirelessly introduced the beauty of related sports and the welfare of the student union in Lin Nian's ear.
For example, the head of the equestrian department emphasized that as long as Lin Nian joins the student union of the equestrian department, he will spend money to match him with a good horse that matches his identity! On the horse farm, he will inevitably become a model of a good general with a good horse, just like a red rabbit with Lu Bu! The minister of the music department also hinted that a new Steinway has recently been added to the department, and he hopes that Lin Nian will try it out...
God opened the light, Lin Nian felt for a moment that he was a living Buddha and entered the incense temple, and everyone wanted to come and rub it to see if he could come down without rubbing some gold dust.
The most outrageous thing is that after Lin Nian smiled and refused the invitation of these ministers, in the end, even the logistics minister of the student union came to the door, and the logistics minister who was suffering from life at a glance pulled Lin Nian to talk about the hardships and difficulties of doing logistics in the student union for a while, and emphatically implied that if Lin Nian intends to join the student union and participate in the chairman's seizure of power, as long as he can seek some benefits for the logistics department after the fact, Then the logistics department will definitely support Lin Nian to go to any pole to overturn Caesar and the current chairman and become the new king of the student union!
Lin Nian was thinking that he had not yet touched the student union, and he was about to intervene in the political infighting? I'm afraid that's not appropriate, brother?
Lin Nian really wanted to ignore the ministers directly and go straight to the coveted Boston lobster, but tonight his school uniform was too dazzling in the banquet, and the ministers were too enthusiastic, and every tone of conversation was like Lin Nian's long-lost brother and sister, Lin Nian felt that as long as he shook his face and didn't give face, the next moment the Ampanile Pavilion would have to turn off the lights and close the door, and the wine glass fell and three hundred axes jumped down from the second floor to chop him into a pulp.
But now that it's been up to now, of course, there's no reason to retreat, skiing, surfing, and equestrian have all been here, and what kind of boss will the student union put out! Lin Nian took a deep breath, raised his head, and stepped towards the seventeenth meter away from the Boston lobster.
Then he was stopped again.
"Student Union, Head of the Dance Department, Catherine, Russian." The white-blond haired girl in a white swan-like evening dress bowed slightly in front of Lin Nian.
Lin Nian wanted to cry and mourn, but this didn't fit his personality, so he could only get to the point depressed: "Hello, I can't dance." ”
"No, you will, you learned kendo while you were in the Children's Palace, and you had a few lessons with the singing and dancing teacher in the next classroom." The head of the dance department smiled and exposed Lin Nian's lies.
"You know everything." Lin Nian took a breath and rubbed his head.
"When you're shining enough, every one of your virtues hangs in the night sky, and in a moment's ballroom dancing session, can I have the pleasure of inviting you to dance along?" The head of the dance department smiled and stroked his long white blonde hair.
The color of the white gold long hair is bright, and the halo of the crystal chandelier is particularly dazzling, Lin Nian was in a slight trance for a moment, and suddenly felt that his brain was a little unclear, and many never-before-seen pictures appeared in front of him, and the face of the head of the dance department in front of him was also a little distorted.
"What's wrong with you?" The white-blonde girl in front of her asked, "Don't you want to dance with me?" ”
"No, no, it's my pleasure, if you don't mind if I step on your foot." Lin Nian didn't know why a trace of panic swelled in his heart, and hurriedly replied.
"In the dance department, I am in charge of teaching dance steps, so I'll see you later, now please forgive me for temporarily missing me and not disturbing you to enjoy the banquet."
The next moment, the picture in front of Lin Nian returned to normal, and the head of the Russian-American dance department was very happy after receiving the reply, and left with a foxtrot.
At this time, Lin Nian, who had recovered from the dizziness, realized that he was in reality, and not far away, the head of the dance department returned to the corner in a few steps, and a group of dance department girls dressed like swans.
"It's weird..."Lin Nian rubbed his eyebrows to dispel some discomfort, and re-energized and headed towards the dining table.
Finally, this time, no one came to bother him anymore, he kept his head down, and walked all the way forward until he saw the white tablecloth, and he couldn't help but look up in surprise to see if anyone was sneakily preparing to approach him.
Most of the people at the banquet gathered on the dance floor to socialize, but the table was the least crowded, and the person closest to Lin Nian was still eating at the table two meters away at the moment, thinking that he was also a glutton with an excellent appetite, so he put his mind at ease and focused on eating.
On the dining table, the gluttonous fragrance is tempting, it can be seen that the chef used by the student union is the top, the half-meter-long salmon is stacked on the ice, the fish is lined up by the skate blades, and those who need it take it by themselves, the seasonal vegetable and fruit salad is brightly colored, matsutake mushrooms, turtle feet, and various dishes that are rarely seen on the table are sent after careful carving, and the kitchen is even more comprehensive in considering the taste of diners, and more than 20 kinds of different sauces are prepared, and tableware is not only knives and forks, but also silver chopsticks can be found in the corner.
Only at this time will Lin Nian sigh from the bottom of his heart that in fact, this banquet was not in vain, he stretched out his hand to grab the lobster claw and was about to break it, but at this time, another hand suddenly reached in front of him, and the target was also the lobster!
Hell, why do you always have this kind of fork when you want to do business.
Lin Nian's heart was full of frustration, and he subconsciously grabbed the lobster claw in front of the other party with lightning momentum, and won the crash with a sideways hand.
The empty hand stiffened in mid-air and then slowly retracted, and the owner of the hand could only sigh slowly: "Good speed!" ”
"Promise, but with all due respect, there are many lobsters, you can pick another one to take, this one of mine is not necessarily more fragrant than the others." Lin Niantou didn't raise his head and said politely.
"No, I'm actually full, so I'm just a greeting."
Hell, other people's greetings are all pretending to be familiar or beauties, how can your greeting become a food grab, Lin Nian muttered in his heart.
Hello 'S' Class, I'm..."
"Stop, stop, stop." Lin Nian didn't want to look back at what the person who spoke looked like, he decisively broke off the lobster and dipped it in some mustard sauce and stuffed it in his mouth and took a bite, the pungent mustard smell rushed to the back of his head, and then he turned his head willingly: "Now you can say it." ”
Standing in front of Lin Nian was a young and handsome Asian man with a ponytail, who was looking at Lin Nian with a smile with his hands behind his back: "It seems that I disturbed your meal, how rude it was just now, let me introduce myself, the head of the kendo department of the student union, Miyamoto Yixin." ”