Chapter 266: What a coincidence

Honestly speaking, Lu Shan is actually excessive, but where would Lu Shan care about such a small detail, just after he already knew his mission, he would not be polite to all the obstacles in front of his road, and the same is true of the chubby head coach in front of him!

There's no way, it's in the way!

Lu Shan looked around, they were basically their own people, even if it was a few people from the opposing team, in fact, if they really let them stand in line now, it was obvious that they were all on Lu Shan's side!

In fact, at this time, if Lu Shan directly asked for such a vote, maybe he could remove the chubby head coach, although there was no such thing, after all, the head coach was appointed by his superiors, not elected, and at the same time, he could not be dismissed casually!

But if the grassroots personnel have opinions on the head coach, then this situation is reflected in the ears of the superiors, but it can also shake the position of the head coach!

After all, this clearly proves the incompetence of the head coach, and since he is an incompetent head coach, of course, there is no value and significance in existence.

It's just that Lu Shan didn't want to do things so absolutely!

There is always a line in life, and Lu Shan naturally has his standards for doing things, not to mention, it is not a good thing to beat the other party to a desperate situation, the other party will always do some risky things, then it will not be beneficial to anyone.

"If the head coach has no opinion, I'll preside over the meeting!" Lu Shan opened his mouth and said, he didn't play any tricks, he came up directly to show his strength!

A place like this for the team, in other words, is also a kind of sports, and it is the kind of competition mechanism that is quite strong, in such a place, what to play is virtual, only strength, only strength, only strength, that is everything, Lu Shan is also quite clear about this!

To play is to play strength!

There's not much to say about that.

As soon as the chubby head coach heard this, he was slightly stunned again, and subconsciously wanted to oppose it, but obviously, his eyes swept and saw everyone in front of him, even if it was a stunned black buddy, he already knew that it would definitely not work to forcibly stop it himself, and if it came in that way, he would definitely have to support the meeting by himself, about this, the chubby head coach would not be timid, but there is such a sentence in this world, it is not good, The more you do it, the more wrong it gets!

As long as you do something, then someone will definitely find fault with it!

Sure enough, the other party is really quite cunning, worthy of being known as a lame tiger, experienced, this is to force himself to take the initiative to stand up, stab himself with words, let himself snatch the right to preside over the meeting, and then find loopholes from his own words, and then use it to hit himself!

Merely......

Such intentions have been clearly seen through by yourself, don't think you can succeed!

That's right, you can't get away with it!

The chubby manager's wise eyes seem to have seen through everything, now let you reap the consequences, you will preside over the meeting, and then let me find your loopholes and crack down!

Hahahaha!

I'm really too smart, the chubby head coach simply admires himself from the bottom of his heart, I don't say, I'm just too impressed, I'm just too smart, how can I be so smart, the chubby head coach has to be completely impressed by his intelligence.

"Okay, okay, okay, everyone is welcome, everyone is welcome, please Brother Da Lu to preside over the meeting!" The chubby head coach applauded directly.

And this time, sure enough, there were many more people who responded than before, and when the chubby head coach said something himself, few people responded, but now that it is Lu Shan, it is a little terrible at this time, and everyone began to applaud!

"Okay, okay, Brother Dalu is presiding over the meeting, great, great!" A voice like this rang out.

"Very good, very good, Brother Da Lu said two words, said two words!" The sound of this was also heard.

"Great, with Brother Dalu presiding over the meeting, I am completely relieved!" And there are voices like this.

It can be said that they are all voices of support and approval, and that is an endless ear, which is such that it is supported, approved, and loved!

The chubby head coach only feels that his face is quite unbearable, and the whole person has become quite uncomfortable, which is simply quite unpleasant!

It's super unpleasant!

How can this be, this approach is a bit too much, have you thought about my feelings?

It's too much!

The chubby head coach smiled and remembered everyone's appearance in his heart one by one, no mistake, it turned out to be everyone's appearance, saying that he thought that some people were exceptions, but now it seems that he is completely mistaken, and no one is an exception, probably only he is an exception!

It's really sad about this!

The chubby head coach clearly felt the deep malice from this world, specifically for himself, what is going on, is he so unloved?

I want to cry!

It's just that the chubby head coach at this time is smiling more and more happily, and he must not admit defeat, the more he is like this, he has to hold on more and more, hold on, he must hold on, he must not cry, cry, then he will admit defeat!

The chubby head coach smiled even more happily!

Of course, seeing the happy expression of the chubby head coach, even the others are smiling even more happily, and everyone is very happy!

"Okay, okay, stop, stop, don't talk anymore, now everyone listen to me!" Lu Shan didn't pay attention to the chubby head coach's expression, he walked straight to the front, at this time Lu Shan's footsteps were almost impossible to see anything unusual, his legs and feet recovered quite amazingly, it was a little unscientific!

It's just that, in fact, this is not unscientific, but too scientific!

Therefore, the reason why Lu Shan's legs and feet recovered so quickly is because of science that far surpasses today's science, but these are not the focus now!

The focus is on the whiteboard in front of you.

"I'm going to talk about a set of tactics here!" Lu Shan said quickly, picked up the pen on the side of his palm, and quickly wrote and drew on the whiteboard in front of him, and in a blink of an eye, there were so many circles and positioning on the whiteboard, and from a corner of the whiteboard, a lot of pictures were drawn in a blink of an eye, it looked like such a comic book!

Everyone couldn't help but come forward one after another, after all, some people in the back didn't see this very clearly, and the pattern drawn by Lu Shan was relatively small, so they could only see it clearly if they got closer.

The chubby head coach frowned at himself, saying that he really wanted to find faulty shortcomings from what Lu Shan was drawing, but the problem was that he had to understand the patterns in front of him first, otherwise everything would just be in vain, and he also hurriedly stepped forward, almost leaning on Lu Shan's side, this head was going to be next to his head, and the chubby head turned out to be the most serious person.

Of course, if you want to find faults, you have to look at them well, otherwise, how to find faults, just rely on the imagination in your own mind, that is obviously not possible.

Therefore, the chubby head coach is also very attentive.

It's not a simple thing to find faults, not to mention that the people here are experts, you can't pick this fault, but people will doubt your ability!

Chubby managers don't want to be questioned about their abilities.

He's absolutely capable!

"Purr!" There was a snoring in the back, and sure enough, as soon as some tactics were mentioned, as well as theoretical things, someone immediately couldn't do it, just in the seat, the black buddy seemed to be asleep again, no way, I just like to sleep so much, this is also not sleeping!

Fortunately, no one cares about him, and the black buddy sleeps very comfortably, but his body is starting to slip out again, and he keeps slipping out of the seat to the bottom of the seat, looking like he will fall down at any time.

The people in front of you were watching.

The melancholy Marcus has always maintained his melancholy appearance, but the melancholy gaze is on the whiteboard, but he has not moved, nodding from time to time, and shaking his head from time to time, he seems to understand something, and seems to not understand it very well!

Of course, the melancholy Marcus is very good, but the others just can't be counted on at all!

Most of them look like they don't know why.

After all, everyone is just a player, and it's only a halfway player, if you explain it well, then you can still understand, but ......

If you don't explain it well, then you really don't understand, and it's something that can't be helped!

The things that Lu Shan is drawing are really some of the more professional, in fact, they are the few coaches here at the moment, and they are also a little half-understood.

It's just that it can finally be seen that Lu Shan is drawing such a tactic!

That's right, it's a tactic!

Of course, Lu Shan also explained this at the beginning, of course, it is a tactic, undoubtedly!

But the degree of complexity is simply unimaginable, you must know that normally speaking, football tactics are nothing more than a few kinds, attack, defense, that is very simple, and then basically play individually, but the tactics played by Lu Shan here are quite complicated, it looks like embroidery, this is not a normal player at all, or a normal team can complete the tactics!

Speaking of which, it's more similar to the sword formation in martial arts, or the stick formation or the like, but reality has proven that those things are all false conjectures, which don't exist at all!

But now......

It seems that Lu Shan is imagining such a sword formation to be used on the court, or a stick formation, which is simply whimsical, for this, the chubby head coach saw through everything at a glance, and suddenly his heart was very happy, and at the same time, he also felt quite unhappy about his caution just now!

What the hell!

I was taken aback, and I thought it was something terrible, it was originally this kind of imaginary thing, it was just outrageous!

The chubby head coach can't help but laugh, can't help laughing, really can't help laughing!

I can't help it.

"Hahahaha!" The chubby head coach really opened his mouth and laughed, and then, everyone looked at the chubby head coach with strange eyes, and everyone's eyes were quite unkind.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I just thought of such a joke, and I couldn't help but laugh, by the way, do you want me to say it and let everyone laugh together?" The chubby head coach said loudly, although he said it like this, but in reality of course it was impossible.

As for the others, it is clear that they don't mean it that way.

No one wants to hear chubby manager's jokes.

"Boom!" At the same time, accompanied by such a scream, the black buddy fell off the seat all of a sudden, looking very miserable, but he hurriedly waved his hands with both hands, and hurriedly shouted: "I'm not asleep, I'm not asleep, I'm really not asleep!" ”

The black buddy actually emphasized this matter first, in other words, it can be seen from this point that the black buddy is really quite ......

A bit of self-deception?

In fact, no one paid attention to him at all, and the black buddies also noticed this, he was a little stunned, and then slowly raised his head, looked around, looked very serious, took a long breath, and felt a lot more comfortable, and the fall was a little sudden, and it was also a little painful!

Anyway, everyone doesn't care about themselves, the black buddies began to worry about this matter again, their eyes turned, and they saw that everyone was watching around the white curtain, and the black buddies also came over to join in the fun, and got up from the ground, he walked here, opened his eyes wide, and looked very curious.

"Hey, what's going on? What is the road drawing? The black buddy patted the shoulder of the foreign player in front of him and asked, although he is tall and big, but the people here are all tall and big, and the people in the front are all coaches, so the black buddy doesn't dare to squeeze into it at all, on the contrary, he is honest, and the whole person can be said to be quite well-behaved!

I really couldn't find anyone more well-behaved than him.

"Don't talk, watch quietly!" The foreign player said angrily, he looked at the whiteboard, and casually pushed away the palm that the black buddy put on his shoulder, but the black buddy is not such an easy person to give up.

It's impossible, you have to see what happens!

The black buddy quickly turned his body and found another kind person who seemed to be more kind, well! No problem, the other party will definitely help him, the black buddy thought so, hurriedly walked over, he quickly patted the other party's shoulder, this is a Chinese player, and he also saw the black buddy when he turned around slightly, and suddenly he looked angry, and said: "Go to the sofa in the back, there is nothing to do with you here!" ”

"It's none of my business, I'm a member of this team!" The black buddy is quite sad, is this deliberately trying to exclude himself, too much, really too much.

So......

Sure enough, his good brother, the black buddy saw the melancholy Marcus, and he didn't hesitate anymore for a while, and immediately prepared to squeeze in there, at this time, the black buddy couldn't take care of much, he had to go to the melancholy Marcus, so this was his only reliance!

"Spread out, spread out some!" At this time, Lu Shan suddenly spoke, and with a wave of his hands, he pushed the people around him to the side, he probably also drew the appearance of such a stage, of course, in fact, just that one stage is enough!

Lu Shan waved his hand, and everyone quickly dispersed, it was so executable, in comparison, the chubby head coach couldn't do this, so the chubby head coach was also a little angry about it!

Why is this, he is the real head coach, and he is quite faceless like this!

It's very unpleasant!

But Lu Shancai ignored these, and the others scattered all of a sudden, but they immediately revealed that the black buddy came alone, he just used enough strength to squeeze towards the front, so as soon as he came, the time was terrible, and there was no one in front of him all of a sudden, so the result of the black buddy's exertion was very obvious, he hit the front head, and there happened to be such a person in front of him, a chubby figure!

And here, there is only one chubby figure, and that person is of course the chubby head coach, which is a bit bad at this time!

Lu Shan noticed this, but he stretched out his foot on the bracket of the whiteboard in front of him and kicked it, and in an instant, the whiteboard turned quickly, and the black buddy hit the chubby head coach's body, where could the chubby head coach withstand such an impact, and immediately rushed forward, this is still the black buddy who reined in his strength at the last moment, otherwise he could directly knock the chubby head coach away!

But even so, the power is quite huge, after all, the black buddy is here, and the black buddy himself has fallen, because he has gained strength but destroyed his own balance, otherwise he would not necessarily fall.

In this way, the scene in front of him naturally appeared, the black buddy hit the chubby head coach, and the two of them fell out together, their route is better is the whiteboard in front of them, but Lu Shan dodged the whiteboard just right, so the result is quite miserable!

In fact, even if there is a tabula rasa, the fragile tabula rasa can't block the impact of these two big guys at all, the black guy is really big, and the chubby head coach is not inferior in size!

The result is quite interesting.

Two people crossed the whiteboard and went forward, it was a wall, and in an instant, two people hit it one after another, it was an incomparably miserable!

Of course, the most miserable thing is the chubby head coach, with a wall in front and a black buddy in the back, he was directly pressed in the middle, and suddenly became the one with the most impact force!

The walls trembled, and it felt like they were about to collapse!

The people on the side looked a little stupid, this accident came really too suddenly, and it was too inexplicable, something that no one thought of!

"It's not good, it's not good, come and save people!" There was such a coach who immediately opened his mouth and shouted loudly, and he was ready to pull the black buddy away quickly, of course, he didn't want to save the black buddy, his guy was rough and thick-skinned, there was nothing to save at all, what the coach really wanted to save was the head coach!

That's right, although the head coach is large, but his body bones are quite fragile, the front is a wall, and the back is a black buddy.

It's really miserable.

Others also rushed up, hurriedly pulling the black buddies and pulling them up, the previous coach alone was not enough at all.

Next, look at the chubby head coach's appearance, it's quite a bad thing, and then look at the blood coming out of the nose, and it seems to be a little unable to stand up.

"It's not my fault, it's not my fault, it's not my fault, I didn't mean to hit him, it's all a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding, it's a coincidence!" The black buddy was frightened, he shouted loudly, he didn't know what to say about the situation in front of him, but he really didn't mean it, of course, as such a player, who dares to hit the head coach without anything, and also knocked the head coach into the way in front of him, it is simply self-defeating!

It's terrible!

Of course, the black buddy didn't mean it, but the things in front of him did happen in front of him, what should I do?

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, no one said you hit it, it's all just an accident!" The people on the side hurriedly comforted the black buddy, of course everyone believes in the black buddy, this must be an accident!

No one knew it would be such a coincidence!

And strictly speaking, Lu Shan is also responsible, his words spread out, which played a very key role in it, if it weren't for everyone scattering, the black buddies would definitely not crash into the head coach's body, at least not so badly, but it's too late to say anything now!

At that time, there were many people in front of Lu Shan, and he couldn't see the situation behind him at all, not to mention, his eyes were always looking at the whiteboard, so it was really just a coincidence!

That's right, it's just a coincidence!

Everybody thinks so.

Everyone looked at the chubby head coach at this time, and they couldn't help but feel a little silent in their hearts, it was really miserable.

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