Volume 1 The World Section 57 Ask the heavens to bless my miserable son
There are always some obscene topics between the two men, and the two people at the small wine table talk to each other and whisper. From time to time, he pointed out the women who came and went in the courtyard, and the bold ones took a sip, and the timid ones blushed and couldn't come out of the house.
"Today, I only know that my brother can go all the way to the marquis, it is not fortunate, the three magic weapons of being an official's thick skin and black heart are shameless, and you can use them freely, but are you sure that spring breeze is really useful? Jiuniang has gone through disasters, and the strength of her mind is not comparable to that of ordinary weak women. ”
"The younger brother is sure that even if she is a chaste martyr, she will not escape the palm of her brother if she uses this medicine."
"How can you be so sure? As if you've eaten it" After saying this, seeing that Yun Ye was silent, he asked in surprise: "Could it be that you are really planted under this drug?" Who is it, it is the male who administers the medicine, and the female who administers the medicine? After asking, he moved his body back.
"Princess, the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty, now your nephews are one year old, if a man enters, believe it or not, I will give Chang'an City." No matter who it is, it's a little annoyed and angry when the scandal is exposed.
Xi Tong laughed loudly, shaking the dust on the eaves and falling down, Yun Ye was slightly stunned, and also laughed, and threw it out in front of his brothers, it became a funny thing.
After the whale meat was steamed, it was served, and the children habitually gathered around their father, and the two big ones didn't eat, so they fed the children with chopsticks and chopsticks.
"That's where your hope lies?" Yun Ye pointed to the children who dispersed after eating the fish, and it could be seen that Xi Tong looked at these children with a smile in the corners of his eyes.
"Yes, Lao Tzu is fifty years old in Chinese New Year's Eve, he has been stumbling for half his life, he has been wandering between life and death for so long, he should also have a nest, now my wife and children are not lacking, after you come, there is no shortage of food, what else can not be put down, now the child's foundation is poor, when Jiuniang teaches the children enough words, I will take them to Chang'an to find you, put them in the academy to teach well, become talented, do not become talented, look at their own creation, even if my responsibility as a father is fulfilled, wait until they grow up and become in, has the ability to support your own mother, if you are tired of being an official, let's go to the side together. To be honest, I will never forget the scenery there. "Speaking of these, Yun Ye sighed, thought for a while and said: "If you want to reach Bai Yujing, it is almost impossible, unless there is a great opportunity, otherwise it will be in vain, there are some things I don't want to hide from you, when Tian Xiangzi was going to Bai Yujing, I didn't block it too much, and it can even be said that it played a role in fueling the fire, this is a very dangerous thing, he must die, the prosperous era is coming, I want to see the white sails above the eight rivers of Chang'an, the merchants are like clouds, I want to see the people with proud smiles on their faces."
And Tian Xiangzi is the enemy of a good thing, he has long seen through the world, all the life and death of the entry are not important to him, including his own, in order to achieve his own goals, he does not hesitate to take all the entry to die together, how terrible it is for a wise man to enter the devil, I have seen, Datang can't withstand such a toss. "So you knew that he couldn't get to Bai Yujing, but you showed him the way and let him die with his dreams?" Xitong lowered his head sadly and continued, "He is grateful to you until he dies. ”
Yun Ye's hand shook, the cup slipped from his hand, fell on the stone slab and shattered, it was definitely not a pleasant experience, even if it had the most noble purpose.
"I know that Tian Shi can't enter Bai Yujing, he killed too much, I followed Tian Shi at the beginning, I watched how he lured Zhu Ji to eat, he had a secret book, he recorded eating a member of the Guild to get this into the essence of blood, and then extended the years, it turned out that it was wrong, in order to prove that the book was talking nonsense, Zhu Ji ate at least three hundred into it, and finally even his own concubine, son ate, at that time, Zhu Ji was no longer in, irritable, irritable, two eyes blood red, Seeing all the ins is like seeing food, he is already a demon, a beast, about to extinguish the last of his sanity.
Tian Shi saw this situation, just said a pity, and burned the book and took us away, and later, Zhu Wei was all shortlisted and burned alive in his mansion, I think he reached the last moment, and wanted to pray for Tian Shi to give him a way to live, but unfortunately he was a failed waste, Tian Shi abandoned him.
So I thought that Tian Shi was tempted by you, and finally died in sadness and despair, this is the best arrangement for the old man, the reason why I accompanied him to the end is to see if this old man has eyes, the result, very good, very perfect, when he swallowed, I almost had to worship the old man, he has eyes, he is fair in the end. After saying that, Xitong poured three glasses of wine and devoutly dedicated it to Lao Yao.
"When I was in the wild mountains, I was also confused, especially after Dou Yanshan died, I buried him, at that time I was actually in a sleepwalking state, if there are any poisonous snakes and beasts coming, I will also die, but the old man will not let me die, the poisonous snakes and beasts in the jungle seem to avoid me, there is no terrible thing, even leeches such as everywhere seem to be hidden, at that time I thought that I was the darling of the last child, and I have the right to kill and take all things under the death. It wasn't until I saw the huge pit that I realized that I was lucky, the earth collapsed, and all beasts avoided it, which is common sense.
Out of the wilderness into the mountains, I have a very good memory, it was they who soothed my heart, those cheerful dances, beautiful songs, kindness, simple love, soothed most of the surging intention in my heart, even the remaining point, also let me send more than 200 into the dead end, you know? None of them escaped the trap of the mountain god playing the drum that I designed. I also stripped the flesh of my life-saving skull and made it into a skeleton to take home and collect. I cursed loudly in the tornado, hoping that it would bring me back to where I came, but they didn't want me, no one wanted me! I am the most pitiful orphan under my ......" Yun Ye began to speak in an orderly manner, but later, laughing and laughing, tears flowed down, the corners of his mouth were still upturned, tears crossed the corners of his mouth, and dripping down his chin, and that smile was more sad than crying.
Xi Tong handed Yun Ye a jar of wine and motioned him to drink it, Yun Ye saw the word twenty-eight on the wine jar through his teary eyes, so he pulled it aside, picked an altar with six crosses written on it, patted the mud seal and held the wine jar and drank bitterly, only drank less than half of it, and then poured the pestle into the dish plate and didn't know anything.
At three poles in the sun, Yun Ye got up, with a headache as if he had been stepped on by 10,000 donkeys, rested his head on the table, rubbed his temples and began to make up for the blank memory of yesterday's death, remembering what he said at the end, he slapped his face twice, and exposed his ** naked in front of him, is it funny?
A half-grown boy poked his head in through the window, and when he saw Yun Ye awake, he shouted outside: "Daddy, Uncle Yun is awake and rubbing his head." Xitong, whose head was full of grass stalks, poked his head in, glanced at it and said with a smile: "This is the first time you drink without playing tricks, it turns out that your family's wine, the higher the number, the stronger it is, this time I know, if you get me again next time, Lao Tzu will pour you three jars with the largest number, in your home, you are miserable, I have been wondering, looking at your body is not a good amount of wine, you can actually spell it like that with me, and it is me who is drunk back." "What I told you yesterday to hurry up and forget it, be careful that I kill into the mouth, the nobles you know are out of the mouth, then it's not in, I just killed more than two hundred, and I am a demon king who kills without blinking."
"The demon king is a fart, kill a few into the guilt howl for half the night, you are a general, a thousand is the work of killing, guilt is a fart, only more than two hundred, when Lao Tzu killed the bandits, the blood stained the whole body red, this outside world will not be much better than you in the wild mountain, let Lao Tzu choose, Lao Tzu would rather choose the wild into the mountain, than choose to run outside to suffer the sin. Hurry up and finish your affairs, and let's go to the end of the dead land together. ”
"There is an end to a fart, if you keep walking in one direction, walk for a few years, you will find yourself back in the same place, don't believe it, just try it, if we start from Chang'an to the south in the future, we will definitely return to Chang'an in the end, just like the old donkey who pulls the mill, this kind of stupid thing, I am not a thousand."
"There's such a thing? Isn't that the damn saying that it's the opposite of the fuck? Xi Tong looked suspicious.
"Of course it's right, a fool who doesn't know anything will think that this allusion is a joke stupid, in fact, o, whoever laughs, who is stupid."
Wearing a single coat and soaking his head in warm water, until he was about to suffocate to death, he spit out a few bubbles and raised his head, panting heavily, there was a feeling of coming back to life, it was very beautiful, and he didn't dare to delay any longer, Li Er was waiting for treasures in the capital, ready to stimulate those powerful people, and now seeing their heartache is Li Er's biggest bad taste.
After drinking a bowl of porridge, Liu Jinbao put on Yun Ye's armor and prepared to leave, Xi Tong was busy picking up the thousands of grass piles with a wooden fork to dry, just smiled and waved at him, and continued to busy his farm work.
Knowing that Xitong didn't like the love of children and daughters, and he didn't like it himself, Yun Ye stroked the heads of several children, and said to the women who went out to see them off, and rode back to the camp on Wangcai.
Good days, leave the truth in Hebei, and return to Chang'an with ease to continue to maneuver between the powerful and powerful, and it is always necessary to be sincere, if the fake time is long, the fake will also become true, this is a realm, and I have not yet reached the point of making the fake true.
Riding on the horse, he pulled a dog's tail grass in his mouth again, and when he closed his eyes and tasted the fresh smell of grass, there seemed to be a desolate and majestic singing voice behind him: "Please bless my bitter boy......
(To be continued)