"Yesterday was so dangerous......"

The next day, Naruto, who had already returned home from the hospital, recalled what had happened yesterday, and still couldn't help but sweat coldly, secretly rejoicing in his heart.

Yesterday can be said to be the pinnacle of his acting skills in his life, he not only deceived the three doctors who consulted, but also passed the most difficult level after that - the three generations of Hokage, Ape Flying Sun.

He is most grateful to his girlfriend in his previous life, if it weren't for the fact that his ex-girlfriend talked to him about the various lesion characteristics of hysterical aphasia, it would be really difficult for him as a layman to deceive professionals and even the cunning three generations.

Especially the latter, during the less than ten minutes of the meeting yesterday, he almost leaked out several times, thanks to the fact that he pretended to be dumb, otherwise I am afraid that in a few words, he would be debunked by the insightful ninja hero.

Even if yesterday's three generations have been talking to him kindly, he also feels pressure, an important source of pressure is that he must listen to his brain, dare not miss every syllable that the three generations say, and when he encounters words that he can't understand, he is even more full of brain strength to analyze, for fear that one is not good, pretending to be dumb and becoming a real fool.

In just ten minutes, it was even more tiring than the military training in his previous life, and fortunately he was pretending to be dumb, as long as he nodded and shook his head and his expression should be reconciled, otherwise he would definitely be exposed, and after the three generations left at that time, his entire back was already soaked.

Now thinking back to the actions of the whole day yesterday, even he has to admit that luck accounted for a large part of it, which made his "stupid method" work.

First of all, he is grateful that the medical level of this world is at least the same as or above his previous life, which allows him to pretend to be successful, if this world is all the kind of medical technology that uses medical chakra for physical recovery, then all his plans are like a bamboo basket for water.

Fortunately, judging from the results, the academic community here at least has a concept and some research on mental illness.

Secondly, judging from the contact with the three generations, this shinobi didn't mean to get to the bottom of his abnormal performance in the past two days, well, at least in front of him, of course, maybe the three generations didn't care at all, and maybe he couldn't speak for a while, and it was hard to say that there was no loss to the village, and it was difficult to say that it would have a huge impact in the long run.

These luck combined with his previous actions made this "stupid method" work successfully.

In fact, this stupid method was only PLAN B at first, and his original plan was to pretend to hang himself to carry out the plan of pretending to be dumb after attracting the disgust of the villagers.

After all, compared to the so-called "mental aphasia", it is much more credible to actually use ropes to damage the airway and vocal bands to achieve vocal difficulties.

And he calculated carefully, the possibility of an accident is extremely small.

First of all, assuming that there is shadow surveillance, he, the "human pillar force", will definitely not die easily.

Secondly, he also considered whether it would cause permanent damage unexpectedly, and thought that this was unlikely.

Because he is familiar with the comics, he understands that the bloodline of this body comes from the Uzumaki clan, which is known for its chakra and recovery power, plus the nine tails in the body, to be honest, it may be difficult for him to die, after all, he is also the protagonist of this world, plus there is Tsunade, a universal doctor, so he is not worried about the recovery after the injury at all.

To sum up, in fact, this is the original version of the "stupid method".

However, notice that there is a "but" here, but then he discovers a loophole in the plan, which is that there are too many things in the plan that he has no control over.

The first is that if he chooses to hang himself, he can't control the time for the shadows to save him, if he shoots early, then the vocal cords and airways are not damaged at all, and if he shoots late, the nine tails may come out to make trouble.

That's the awkward part of this plan.

Besides, will it seem too abrupt to have been coldly violent by the people in the village until now, but suddenly commit suicide at this moment? This is also an issue that needs to be looked at with caution.

In the end, the most important thing is that the use of "suicide" is too extreme, like he is now pretending to be mentally ill for three generations and the village may let it go, or it doesn't care, but the nature of suicide has changed.

It's hard to say if he will be sent to the shadows or an illusion class to check his memories with illusion after being rescued, and Naruto can't afford to take this risk.

So after thinking about it again, Naruto still chose the slightly more skeptical but less dangerous PLAN B as the course of action.

And the fact that he was able to return home at this moment also proved that he had made the right choice, and that he only needed to go to the hospital once a week for recovery treatment until he fully mastered the language of the world.

The result is all right! In Shinnosuke's words, it is gratifying, Coca-Cola.

The first problem after this sudden crossing has finally been passed by him, and it is difficult to say that he has cleared the customs with a full score, but as far as he is concerned, at least he has passed.

Thinking of this, Naruto, who let out a sigh of relief, took out a bucket of cup noodles from the cup noodle box at the bottom of the bed, ready to relax and eat a meal before thinking about the next thing.

"Hell, maybe the next thing on the mind is to get rid of you." While brewing the noodles and smelling the unique smell of the instant noodles, Naruto couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Unlike the original Naruto, he had eaten too many instant noodles in college in his previous life, and he simply hated this kind of food, but whenever he had a choice, he didn't want to eat it.

Especially considering that this body is still suitable for five or six-year-old children, and it may be difficult to grow taller if he eats this kind of thing every day, he felt even more nauseous, and his hatred for the old lamp of the three generations and the group of people in Konoha deepened greatly.

As he waited, Naruto couldn't help but wonder how to change his food next.

"Knock knock."

However, before his instant noodles could be soaked, a sudden knock on the door interrupted his delusion.

"Who could it be? It can't be the old lamp of the third generation, right? Naruto, who heard the knock on the door, was curious at first, and then thought of that possibility, and his brow furrowed.

When he thought of the three generations who were kind on the surface but put a lot of pressure on him, his mood suddenly became bad, but these were still forcibly suppressed by him, and the expression on his face instantly became normal, and at the same time implied that he must not speak.

After doing this, Naruto walked over to the door and opened it.

"Is it Naruto-kun?"

To his surprise, the person who came was not the third generation he imagined, but a young ninja wearing a traditional Konoha tactical vest, and after Naruto opened the door, the young man looked at Naruto with a somewhat complicated face and asked.

“……”

【Turn on the actor mode】

Some strange switch is on.

I saw that Naruto opened his mouth at this moment, as if he wanted to answer the youth, but he didn't make any sound, and the scene suddenly fell into a short silence, and at the end of the silence, Naruto just nodded slightly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Naruto-kun, I learned about you from Hokage-sama, let me introduce myself first, my name is Iruka, and I'm the homeroom teacher of your school from today onwards." Seeing that Naruto was silent, the young man suddenly remembered the introduction of the previous three generations, and hurriedly said with a little panic.

At the same time, Iruka's heart was also like being stabbed by something, and he was originally complicated by this task, but now he only had sympathy and a little guilt for the small figure in front of him.

He realized at this moment that his previous hatred of Wu and Wu was nothing more than an impotent anger, and no matter what the Nine-Tails did, it should not be counted as this poor child.

"Being discriminated against and hated by people, and not even being able to speak......" Iruka reflected on her childhood when she lost her parents, and suddenly realized that the humiliation she had endured was nothing more than a breeze of dust compared to Naruto.

Iruka, who has excellent empathy skills, "understood" Naruto's situation almost the moment he saw Naruto, and he bent down slightly and said, "Naruto-kun, I see that you haven't eaten yet, why don't you treat the teacher to you, and I can also introduce you to the school." ”

“……”

As if thinking about it with his little head, Naruto slowly nodded in agreement.

What Iruka didn't know, however, was that Naruto was thinking, "What did he say, invite me to dinner?" Picking? Is it the meaning of school? Oops, him, just nod anyway. ”