291 Outwitted Smokers
Emperor Guangxu asked, "Is there anything wrong with what Lin Aiqing said?" ”
Xin Wenyuan replied: "According to what he said, all sizes are stipulated, and when you use it, isn't it a little more restrictive?" ”
Emperor Guangxu replied: "That's right, Lin Aiqing, you can explain." Lin Yuan smiled: "This is not a constraint, if you want to design from scratch, then such as tensile strength, shear strength, etc., you have to calculate by yourself, the purpose of formulating the size standard is to leave this part of the work for everyone, so it is not a constraint, but a help." ”
Emperor Guangxu slapped his palm and smiled, and said: "What Lin Aiqing said is very popular with me, Lin Aiqing, this champion belongs to you." ”
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "What's the use of giving me a champion, it's easy to be jealous." So Lin Yuan hurriedly said: "No, no, no, this matter must not be done!" ”
Emperor Guangxu has been on the throne for nearly 20 years, and it is not the first time that he has taken the palace test, and it is the first time he has seen someone who is unwilling to be the champion, so he asked: "Why don't you want to be the champion?" ”
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "If I tell him that the champion is useless, he must be provoked, so I might as well say so." So Lin Yuan said: "I just want to be loyal to the country, and my fame is just a fictitious name, and I ask the Holy Lord to give it to others." ”
Emperor Guangxu smiled: "Good! A good one who is loyal to the country, and his fame is just imaginary, I will follow your heart, how many places do you want? ”
Lin Yuan said: "Then let's be the first-to-last." ”
Emperor Guangxu smiled dumbly and said, "Then it will be as you wish." In this way, Lin Yuan got the first place from the bottom as he wished, not to mention, in this way, there was less gossip from those officials and Confucian scholars outside.
As soon as Lin Yuan entered the house, Liu San ran up and said, "Yutai, the commander of the Shenji Battalion, is here. ”
Lin Yuan was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks when he saw him, and thought, "Isn't it Yutai?" As for the worried? So Lin Yuan smiled and said: "Yutai is not a tiger, look at your worried appearance." ”
Liu San said: "It's not that I'm worried, this Yutai is a bad person, if he is provoked, he can do anything." ”
Lin Yuan smiled: "It's okay, I'll take a look." ”
As soon as Lin Yuan entered the living room, he almost didn't laugh out loud when he saw the situation in front of him, and he saw him put the three Taishi chairs together, and then lay down on them, the Taishi chair had armrests, and it stands to reason that his legs couldn't be stretched, but he actually put his legs into the space between the armrests and the chair surface, took off the outer robe, rolled it into a ball and cushioned it under his head, and there was a subordinate on the side who was serving him, smoking opium cigarettes.
When Yutai saw Lin Yuan, he hurriedly wanted to stand up, but his legs were in the empty chair and he couldn't take it out for a while, the subordinate hurriedly went to draw the chair, and after working for a while, Yutai stood up, and when the subordinate saw that he wanted to talk about things, he walked out, and Yutai said to Lin Yuan: "If you don't give me something today, I won't leave." ”
Lin Yuan hurriedly said: "Didn't I let the grace period be a few days? ”
Yutai said three "stop" words in a row, and said with a smile: "You don't have to give me this set, I understand, I will tell you, if you don't give it back to me, I won't leave!" He shouted out of the door again: "Little Liuzi, get in for me!" ”
Xiao Liuzi is the name of the subordinate, as soon as he came in, Yutai shouted: "At noon, I want to eat crispy shortbread from Xianglou and roast duck from Quanjude, go and buy it for me." With that, he lay back in his chair.
Liu San gave Lin Yuan a look, and when Lin Yuan came out of the house, Liu San asked anxiously, "What can I do about this?" If he stays here and won't leave......"
Lin Yuanyi waved his hand to stop his words, and said, "It's okay, I have a way, I have to get him away." After speaking, he whispered a few words to Liu San, and when Liu San heard it, he gave his thumb up and said, "My lord is really smart, I'll go and prepare." ”
Lin Yuan returned to the house, moved a chair and sat next to Yutai, watching Yutai smoke opium, in order to make it easier to get cigarettes, Yutai put the cigarette bag on the ground, inside were small pieces of cigarettes, Lin Yuan smiled: "Commander, I will have someone paint the wall of the living room in a while, you better go back, don't get you." ”
Yutai ignored Lin Yuan, and saw three craftsmen coming in outside, one carrying a big bag, the other carrying a large bucket of water, and the empty-handed one walked up to Lin Yuan, asked for a greeting, and then asked, "My lord, do you still paint the wall?" ”
Lin Yuan smiled: "Brush, why don't you brush?" Before the words fell, I only heard the craftsman carrying the bucket exclaim, and fell to the ground with a "plop", and the bag dodged, but the bag was not carried steadily, and fell to the ground with a "pop".
Lin Yuan hurriedly went up to help, and asked with concern: "It's okay." ”
Lin Yuan looked back, it turned out that when the craftsman fell, the bucket of water was poured on the bag of opium, and the person behind him carried it, but it was full of lime, lime This kind of thing, after encountering water, it can release a lot of heat, and it was used by Lin Zexu when he was in Humen.
The lime didn't have Lang Fei at all, it was all spread on the opium smoke, and Yutai was sorry for his opium smoke, he stretched out his hand to take the bag out of the lime, but as soon as his hand grabbed the bag, he was burned hard, and the pain made him let go, the bag just turned over, and the opium smoke that was not burned below was also burned.
It turned out that this was Lin Yuan's plan, these craftsmen were all deliberate, Lin Yuan knew that the big smoker couldn't smoke opium, so it was impossible for Yutai to stay here without leaving.
Beat the dog to see the master, Yutai didn't reprimand the two craftsmen fiercely, looking at his bag of crushed opium cigarettes, he was so distressed that tears were about to fall, Lin Yuan couldn't help laughing, pretended to scold the two craftsmen away, and didn't let people come in to clean up, so he left the wreckage on the ground to block Yutai.
Yutai has a great addiction to smoking, there is no opium to smoke, and after a while, he is already uncomfortable, Lin Yuan is also deliberately angry with him, and said ashamedly: "I'm really sorry, or I will send someone to your house to get ......"
Yutai jumped down from the chair and said, "It's too late, let's go, let's go to the smoke house, but the words can be explained, you have to pay for the silver." ”
When Lin Yuan heard about the smoke house, he thought: "This smoke house is also a part of my plan, so it is better to take this opportunity to go and investigate." ”
So Lin Yuan hurriedly said, "Okay, let's go to the smoke house." ”
Yutai walked out in a hurry, not even taking the long shirt, Lin Yuan rolled his long shirt into his hand, Yu Tai trotted all the way, and entered a smoke house, it seems that Yu Tai is a frequent visitor to this smoke house, the boss saw that he was disheveled, and did not stop him, so he let him in.
Lin Yuan stayed outside and asked the boss, "Where do you get the cigarettes here?" ”
The boss looked at Lin Yuan from one at a time and asked, "What are you asking for?" ”
Lin Yuan said with a smile: "I'm very picky about cigarettes, and I only smoke those kinds of opium cigarettes." ”
The boss saw that Lin Yuan came with Yutai, and his speech and demeanor were good, so he didn't dare to slack off, and asked, "Dare to ask what kind of cigarettes this master smokes?" ”
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Is this opium cigarette still divided into brands?" I don't know how to do it, isn't it suspicious that I can't say it? He had an idea and said, "I only smoke the cigarettes brought in by my friend, and my friend is the dragon master on the dock." ”
The boss was in awe when he heard this, and said, "The cigarettes I have here are all brought in by Master Long." ”
Lin Yuan was just about to investigate carefully, but he heard Yutai's voice upstairs: "Haven't you ever played with women, a brute?" Make it that loud! ”