Chapter 509 You Can Never Wake Up A Man Who Is Pretending to Be Asleep (Ask for Subscription!) )
A certain group of vampire book friends.
"XD I can't do it anymore, the company laid off me after a year, and now I'm unemployed, with my girlfriend, I can't pay off the mortgage and car loan...... Is there any way to make money without threshold? ”
“??? Isn't this a book friend group? ”
"Book friends chat nonsense special group, referred to as book friend group."
"Why do you actually have a girlfriend? Admin trouble kick thanks. ”
"The minister seconded the proposal!"
"That's not the point, hey!"
"Brother, you were also laid off by the company? What a coincidence, so did I. ”
Someone suddenly began to reply in earnest.
It's a low-level user in a group chat.,At first glance, it belongs to the perennial diving party of the book friend group.。
However, this person joined the group very early, and he is almost an old fan.
However, if you have sharp eyes, you will find out.
This person also came out to bubble a long, long time ago, when "Dou Po" was finished, and he was the god who seriously instructed the group friends and how to face the coach in the second exam.
整活の大神。
However, the brother who asked the question didn't care about any of this at all.
"Ah this, sympathy, brother, is there any way to get money quickly?"
"Yes, do you want to hear it?"
"Of course!" The person who asked the question said without thinking.
And so the great god began:
"Making money is really not as difficult as you think, the key is whether you can use your brain ......"
All right!
Meet someone who understands!
To make money, you have to use your brain!
When the person who asked the question saw that what the great god said was so coherent, he was naturally ready to continue to take notes.
The great god continued, "...... I just drank too much at the next table and was fighting, so it was hilarious......"
"Well, what's the relationship between fighting and making money?" The man looked confused.
"How could it be okay! This is the opportunity! ”
“…… You know what? People were playing lively, I stuck my head over, clicked a wine bottle and smashed it, and 10,000 yuan arrived immediately. ”
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At the end of the conversation, I also took a screenshot of the transfer of 10,000 yuan received on WeChat.
The remitter's remarks clearly read, "Big brother, let's be private, don't call the police", which is completely consistent with the situation told by the great god.
"To sum up, this is what I can teach you, the way to make money with your head, how much you understand, it depends on the individual." After the great god said this meaningfully, he waved his sleeves and left the stage silently.
The person who asked the question: "......"
What kind of person is this Nima who makes money with his head! (Fall)
The group chat began to boil uncontrollably.
“6666。”
"Good guy, I'm straight good guy."
"Well, a simple and crude way to make money, and it is well-reasoned and convincing (fog)"
"Really? Make money with your head. ”
"Wonderful!"
"Coincidentally, I have a friend who did the same thing before with cerebral palsy."
"Upstairs, this friend you're talking about...... Isn't it yourself? ”
"It is recommended that brothers who are short of money practice immediately, and it is best to invest a few more guarantees, and when the time comes, they will make a steady profit."
When discussing the topic of making money with their heads in the group with a happy atmosphere, there are actually some serious book friends who are seriously helping the previous people solve their problems.
Some suggest changing jobs, some suggest transitioning as a part-time worker, some suggest buying an electric donkey to deliver takeaways, and some suggest writing by the group......
In short, in this materialistic run? A fast-paced society with apathy? Sand sculpture netizens are still very warm to each other.
Under all kinds of different suggestions, the little young man who was laid off? Have you also found your own new direction? Let the group members be relieved.
As for the god who used his head to make a lot of money before, after creating another unique skill? Then I went into diving again.
After the vignette.
The book friend group changed the topic and chatted about the topic of the sun in a rare way.
"Does anyone know what the next book is going to be written in the ghost university?"
"It's been March in the blink of an eye? Students are back to school. ”
"What? Rushing into a book shortage? ”
"Anyway, didn't vampires say that they picked hot topics in the comments to write?"
"Ah, this, please tell me what the current hot comment is?"
"Let's just have the most likes and the second is sci-fi? The third is to return to the old business and write suspense? As for the fourth, there are no serious comments. "Someone kindly posted information.
True.
Now that the Spring Festival has long passed, even in March, the vampire is still salting fish, and there is no sign of interaction or wanting to open a new book.
What kind of laziness is this?
A group of book friends have actually been anxious for a long time.
But why can't Aite call this old pigeon on QQ? So there's not much you can do.
It's like you'll never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.
If the vampire is determined to take this opportunity to salt, coo-goo? Then no matter how much the book friends shout or shout, it is useless.
He is now the one who "pretends to be asleep".
"So when will the new book be released?"
"You should ask: whether the new book will be released or not." Someone corrected.
"The current author doesn't come out to bubble up and talk about a new book or something? It's the same as s. ”
"Vampires, the god of pigeons!"
"This wave? This wave seems to be asking readers to vote for the theme of the new book? In fact, looking for an excuse to drag on the salted fish? Even if the results come out, he can use the excuse of researching a new book to continue to procrastinate. ”
"Upstairs the truth is 2333, and the vampire is on the fifth floor."
"Alas, I don't know if I will be ......able to get a new book in my lifetime," sighed the long-waiting book friend.
Suddenly.
"Vampires, where? When will a new book be written? ”
"Don't be stupid, this vampire won't take care of you, he's a cold batch."
"I know, but I just want to give it a try......"
"Your attempt, there is no point~"
"The old green steel shadow is gone."
Talking and laughing.
I accidentally noticed that the mobile phone shook Su Chen, and he also took the time to look at the book friend group.
Then he woke up from a dream.
I wiped it, completely forgot to open the book at some point! Forget to die!
That's right, no one has come to remind him of the editors these days.
Su Chen, who was busy planning and supervising the two animations, almost forgot about a certain new book...... No, it should be said that it has been forgotten.
At this time, I glanced at the book friend group that I hadn't opened for a long time, and it was the one who woke up the dreamer with a word.
Vampire: "I'm so busy lately that I completely forgot about the new book......"
He messaged in the group.
In the group chat, he was so cold and was blown up by the group owner.
There was an eerie silence for a few seconds, and then the message exploded.
"? Who is this? New book friends? ”
"The vampire actually spoke?"
"To be honest, I thought something had happened to the author, and I haven't responded to the news for so long."
"Could this be the author's ghost?"
"Ahead, vampires are obviously immortal!"
"The ghost seems to be too comfortable in the new year, and everyone has forgotten (crying)"
"The author is big, begging for updates, mom has been waiting for a new book for a long time!"
"Labor and management punch a male mother!"
Messages scroll like lightning.
Seeing that the person concerned, Su Chen was dizzying.
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