"So, what the hell is calling me to come alone?" Jiang Cheng said as he sat down on the sofa in Yinshi's room.

At this time, there was only one person in the house of Wanshiya and a dog in Dingchun, and Kagura and Shinhachio had just gone out.

"I didn't call you, I called you here with a wig." Yin Shi sat at his desk and said with his back to Jiang Cheng.

"It's not a wig! It's Katsura! A familiar voice sounded, Jiang Cheng looked at the place where the sound came from, and at this time Gui Cai jumped in through the back window.

"Is it a wig, so what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng said very indifferently.

"It's not a wig! It's Katsura! Gui said and gave Jiang Cheng a punch.

"It's been a long time since you haven't seen you and you use an uppercut to greet an old friend?!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the mobile phone he had just bought not long ago.

"Moxi Moxi, I'm a small citizen in Edo, I seem to have seen the escaped Kotaro on the wanted notice, ah, the location is ......" Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was cut off by Katsura Yijian's mobile phone.

"Hey! You guy! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch all kinds of videos, but you can also make video calls anytime, anywhere! Do you know how much it is?! You guy! Jiang Cheng yelled as he tugged at Gui's collar.

"Anyway, it's not a wig, it's Katsura! Are you telling the truth?! Not only can you watch a [beep-], but you can also see a naked [beep--]?! Gui in turn grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar and gritted his teeth and said, "Answer me!" Answer me! Is there still a lot of wife who is too lonely because she can't stand her husband being away for a long time, her children are disobedient when she goes to elementary school, she pulls the braids of female classmates in the class and is called a parent, and her father-in-law is addicted to gambling, and then because she witnessed her husband's cheating, she is getting thinner and thinner, and she feels lonely! Feed! You guy! Have you already done it?! No, it's already succeeded?! You soulless! Are you going to deprive me of my only hobby?! ”

"Die, wig." Jiang Cheng said and pointed his umbrella at the wig, "Only you would think about that kind of obscene thing!" ”

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

Bang! The house of things exploded......

"Hey, that's enough for you two! Be careful to make such a fuss for a while, and bring the Shinsengumi over...... "Gintoki's hair has turned into a real explosive curl.

"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the general's sister Princess Chengye, who ran out of the general's mansion." Katsura also replied confidently in the face of the explosion, "So don't worry, there is absolutely no kung fu to catch us." ”

"No, it's you." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Jiang Cheng, have you even become like this?! I listened to Yinshi's words, oh, I can actually get that legendary night king phoenix! With your power, we can change this country! The wig said, picking up his sword, "Come with me, pick up the sword again!" Lend me the power of your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Gintoki] [Face of the Five] [Terrible Man] [Stinky Boy Popular with Girls] [Knife Drawing Zhai Without Scars] [Red Beast] again! ”

"Moxi Moxi, ah, love crazy X, Yoshihara xxxxx Jiang Cheng harvest. Hi hi, thanks. Jiang Cheng was making a phone call on the landline on Yinshi's desk at this time.

Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and looked at Gui with a puzzled expression, "Did you just say something?" Do you want me to help you buy one too? Yes, you can, but you'll have to pay for it. ”

Gui repeated with a dark face: "Come with me, pick up the sword again!" Lend me the power of your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Gintoki] [Face of the Five] [Terrible Man] [Stinky Boy Popular with Girls] [Knife Drawing Zhai Without Scars] [Red Beast] again! ”

"Moxi Moxi, send one more, well, green, he should like it, address, wait a minute, I'll ask," Jiang Cheng took the phone and asked Gui, "Wig, what's your address?" Why are you looking at me like that, did you just say something? ”

Gui's face darkened, but he still patiently repeated: "Come with me, pick up the sword again!" Lend me the power of your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Gintoki] [Face of the Five] [Terrible Man] [Stinky Boy Popular with Girls] [Knife Drawing Zhai Without Scars] [Red Beast] again! ”

"Well, send it directly to the Shinsengumi prison, and the wig Kotaro will receive it." Jiang Cheng said into the phone, and at the same time, Gui Ye couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and split the phone on Yinshi's desk in half with a sword.

"It's not a wig! It's Katsura! ”

"Hey! This is my home phone! My family's! You two ......," Yinshi said, kicking the two of them away.

……

"Well, okay, it's already half water, and according to the progress of the animation, twenty minutes has been ten minutes of water, so it's time to start. So, now that it's officially begins, what are you calling me to do? Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa again and looked at Gui at the same time and asked.

Voiceover: Hey! How to tell the author's sincere words!

"The elusive skill in the battle with the celestials, with the name of the [Red Beast] that terrifies all the celestials, no celestial knows your true appearance, because all the celestials who saw you were killed! So! Once again, I sincerely invite you, once again, to join me in saving this country! Gui said excitedly.

However, Jiang Cheng had already stood up and walked to the door of Yinshi's house, "If it's okay, I'll go back." ”

"Wait, at least give me the phone purchase hotline!" Katsura shouted.

But just after shouting, he was knocked down by Yinshi.

"Let me tell you about it, let this idiot say that he can't find the point in two chapters." Yinshi sighed and said,

"Actually, yesterday we were involved in an accident.,Kagura and Shin-Hachi-chio were captured by a group of people from the spring rain.,Due to some accidents.,I teamed up with the wig to rescue Kagura and Shin-Hachi.,That's probably it.。

Hearing this, Jiang Chengcai sat down again.

"Although the other party is only the lowest level in the spring rain, but you can still hear a few words, the spring rain has not given up looking for you, looking for the legendary [Red Beast]!" Katsura took the conversation and continued.

"If the other party can find me, come and find me, I don't care." Jiang Cheng's face didn't matter.

"Your destination is the battlefield! It's not the kind of Yoshiwara-like place that sounds like dogs and horses! Gui's face was full of sincerity, and as he spoke, Gui closed his eyes with a look of resentment, "Why?" Why would you be in a place like Yoshiwara! It's true...... It's true...... I'm so envious!! ”

"So you're thinking about this?!" Gintoki knocked the wig down again.

"Actually, I got your address when I was in the silver before, but I never succeeded in sneaking in, and every time I arrived at the gate, I was stopped by an inexplicable security guard, and then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Katsura stood up and explained.

"Actually, I gave your photo to the security uncle, and told him that as long as this person came to the door, he would find a way to blow it out, and if he couldn't find this uncle, he would be really reliable, and he would be given a salary increase when he went back." Jiang Cheng nodded with satisfaction and said.

"Photos! You still have my picture! Looks like you haven't forgotten me! Jiang Cheng! Gui said with tears streaming down his face.

"No, the streets are full of your wanted notices, I just tore one up, don't get me wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng explained.

"With the end of the war, you're all gone, and I can't figure out what you're thinking, what's going on in your eyes, but I know that you two are the ones who know each other best! Moreover, they are all so powerful! If we gather the two of you again, we will definitely ......" The meeting was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and Yinshi at the same time before he could finish speaking.

"So you've always been a fool, wig. Neither I nor this guy knew each other at all. And, as I told you, our battle is long over. Yinshi said, picking his nostrils.

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

"That's right, our battle is long over. I'm sorry to experience life like home with you, but I'm not interested in it at all. So, goodbye, the FPSgame I just bought in the morning hasn't had time to open yet. Jiang Cheng said and opened the door and walked out. It's just that Jiang Cheng didn't notice, and Gui also followed......

"Hey, that little girl of the night rabbit has something to do with you, her situation is very bad now, Jiang Cheng." Gui suddenly appeared next to Jiang Cheng, who was walking on the road, and said.

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked.

"As I said before, the police throughout Edo are searching for the shogun's sister. Guess where the general's sister is now? And who is next to the general's sister? ”

But as soon as Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already pointed the umbrella at Gui, "Wig, some jokes can't be made." ”

"Hahaha, it's still the same as before, I just tried it like this, I didn't expect you to really admit it." Gui smiled, very indifferent, "Don't worry, this matter has nothing to do with me at all, it's just that on the way here, I saw the general's sister and the leader in the park." But it's impossible to say what the cops will do. After all, the leader's temper is not weak and deceitful. If the Shinsengumi ignore ......"

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already quickly rushed into the distance.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's distant back, Gui smiled helplessly, "Really, what has changed, it's still exactly the same as before." But just after finishing speaking, Gui suddenly remembered something, and shouted in the direction where Jiang Cheng left, "Hey! I haven't been told about the phone's purchase hotline yet! Feed! Installments are not supported! Feed! ”

However, Jiang Cheng had long since disappeared at this time......