"I've lived in secret for the past century, hiding alone in the darkest shadows, and until now, I'm a vampire, and this is my story—"

Lin Nian looked at the phone intently with melon seeds, a sexy and low narration sounded in the headphones, and the first episode of the TV series "Vampire Diaries" was playing in the mobile phone, the phone case was pink, and it was obvious that this mobile phone belonged to the blonde dog who was lying on the table and pretending to be dead, and only this guy's mobile phone would download popular American dramas all the time.

The exam is still going on, and the elite students in the classroom are scratching their ears and cheeks at the test papers, and some of them are like gods, in the spirit of tearing to death as long as they don't die, and they are writing things that even they have never heard of.

But there are also a small number of people who accept their fate, from the beginning of "how to do" to the "how to make up" just now to the current "how to copy".

A big copy of the world's articles, see if you can copy it (not the original intention)!

There are only two kinds of students in the world, one is the student who cheats and is put on the shame list, and the other is the student who has never been caught cheating.

For example, a student in the second column of the fifth row, who had studied psychology, was now looking at his paper intently, nodding his head a few times with understanding every time he looked at it, and then immediately lay down and put down his pen to open and close the scroll like a god.

- If you observe carefully enough, you will probably find that this student seems to have one more paper, and if you look closely, you will find that what he carefully examines and looks at every time is not actually a test paper, but a cheat sheet that is typeset and printed a day in advance.

Other people's cheat sheets are made as small as possible, eager to use a microscope to write the entire textbook on the rice grains, but this student did the opposite, directly printed the cheat sheet with the paper of the test paper specifications, and the answers were all hidden in the stem of the first application question and the second essay question on the crib that he typeset and nailed.

A more creative student who is proficient in alchemy and magic has spent a night carefully modifying his mechanical watch, and through precise operation, he has stuffed a miniature essence cheat sheet into the watch, and as long as he quietly turns the mechanical axis of the watch, he can see the different parts of the cheat sheet.

And then directly take advantage of the gender advantage of the female student directly on the original tattoo on the body with the same color pen to write the key prompt words, unless you know about it in advance, otherwise no matter how carefully you check, you can't see the clue, not to mention that the position of the tattoo is still a little sensitive... Isn't it a little inappropriate for you, an old comrade of more than 100 years old, to stare at our girls' legs for cheat sheet traces?

The eight immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers.

Although the Kassel students are known as the elite of the mixed race, the elites often cheat in a way that you can't imagine, and if it weren't for the fact that the principal's exam paper didn't have multiple choice questions, they would have been able to design a new Morse code for you with cello scores.

Principal Ange is also a human being, not a fairy, as long as he doesn't engage in some clumsy cheating skills in front of him, he will generally not be discovered, and the behavior of throwing paper crumpets can basically be regarded as throwing a few times and being caught a few times.

"Five rows and five columns, Derksen, please hand in the paper ball you threw to the next seat and the rolls of the two of you."

“......”

The paper balls and rolls were handed over to the podium, and Ange kneaded the paper balls and raised his eyebrows? Glancing at the two students in front of him, he threw the paper back to him: "If you are bored in the next exam, you can hand in the paper in advance?" Don't compete in exams to see who draws the ship better. ”

"Yes..."

"Go back and continue answering questions."

In the last row of the lecture hall, Lin Nian suddenly bumped into the desk as if he had been beaten by someone? A crisp bang loud? The students in the entire classroom subconsciously looked back at him.

Lin Nian raised his head and rubbed his forehead, sat up, and a depressed expression appeared on his face? With a sigh, he shoved his phone back into his desk stomach and picked up the ballpoint pen reluctantly.

Caesar and Mandy on the side sat up straight unconsciously, and their expressions became slightly more serious? If the former fails the course today, according to his usual grades, his GPA may not be enough for him to go to school at the end of the semester? And the latter is that there will be an inexplicable extra retake class on Wednesday, which was originally a day of nothing, and both of them have reasons why they must not fail!

Lin Nian turned his head sideways, turned the ballpoint pen, looked at the roll on the table, yawned, swept it a few times carelessly, and raised the pen to write and draw? The two barnacles that inhabit the blue whale rolled up their sleeves and were ready to follow? But before he could lift his pen, Lin Nian suddenly stood up and grabbed the scroll and walked to the podium.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to glance back at Caesar Gattuso, who had not been paid attention to, and glanced at the other party's chest muscles, which could not even be concealed by the school uniform, and whistled.

“...？”

Caesar and Mandy's two golden brushes were still caught in mid-air and disappeared, silently watching Lin Xueshen blow the whistle song "twisted_nerve" of "Kill Bill 2" after handing in the volume and sneak out of the classroom (dubbing can be dubbed here), but halfway through, he inexplicably jumped out of the classroom as if he had been pushed.

Caesar and Mandy watched the 'S' class run away? If the two of you are not mistaken... Lin Nian just drew a big king on the scroll?

Even Ange, who was in front of the podium, clutched Lin Nian's scroll and fell silent.

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"Xiao Niannian, you don't feel like you have any friends at school?"

"You're enough! It's only been half a day? Look what you've done! ”

On the cobblestone road leading to the library, "Lin Nian" jumped up and down with a cup of newly bought milk tea with headphones in his hand? When passing by the senior sisters, they will also perform a posture of asking for a gentleman to turn sideways with a personality attack, which makes many young freshman girls feel spring? The sophomores and juniors want to nibble on the tender grass.

However, this scene made the real Lin Nian look at it in his eyes, and his shame was about to explode? The face and ears are red, and the temperature of the whole person is about to steam hairy crabs? Obviously, all these actions of "Lin Nian" were not his original intention, and he was completely unable to interfere with his body.

"Tricked my sister into the examination room, whistled to the president of the student union, and inexplicably talked to the head of the Uesugi family about what kind of boy she liked... Are you going to play me to death? Lin Nian shouted impotently and furiously.

"Play immortal, and you said 'play', since it's 'play', why don't I just have a little fun? It's not easy to come out and let the wind go once, didn't I use your body to kill people and set fires, didn't it already give you face? "Lin Nian", or the blonde girl who controls Lin Nian's body, happily sucks milk tea, walking in circles on the cobblestone road, surrounded by red and bright flowers, exuding the free smell of spring flowers.

And in the field of vision that only she could see, the real Lin Nian was following her with her head down, embarrassed and angry: "Murder and arson will be sentenced to death, but I am about to be sentenced to social death now!" ”

"Miracles and magic are not free, I told you what the 'price' was when I cheated, and you accepted it, but now I can't regret it halfway, I'm not a free plug-in like 'Wind Spirit Moon Shadow', and it's already a very cheap 'price' to charge you for a day of body release." The blonde girl wanted to put milk tea on her chest with her hands behind her back, but found that her body had no breasts, so she could only regretfully give up this idea.

"Then do you need to do this to me, how should I explain these things you did today to the people around me tomorrow?" Lin Nian stared viciously at the blonde girl in his vest and hated it.

"Let's just say that you took the wrong medicine, this kind of thing will pass in a fool's way, and you can't let me play with it once you finally get on the ghost? Watching the live broadcast in your head, my whole body is going to grow grass! The blonde girl casually threw the milk tea she had drunk onto the lawn and complained.

Smack.

In the eyes of others, the 'S' class walking on the cobblestone road planted a heel for no reason and almost fell on the ground to eat, but fortunately he opened his hands and hooked one foot to maintain his balance, and staggered back to his feet.

"Good, good... Pick it up... Why do you have so much to do? The blonde girl, who received a heavy brain blow from Lin Nian, reluctantly turned around and picked up the empty milk tea.

This scene happened to be seen by Professor Manstein, who was passing not far away, and he stood on his feet and nodded his head with a "my student should be like this" expression, and then walked to his office with a satisfied expression.

"It's really the uncle who owes the loan, and the one who borrows the granddaughter." The blonde girl who threw the empty milk tea in the trash rubbed the back of her head and muttered.

"Huh? Off? At this time, at the end of the cobblestone road, a familiar voice and title sounded from Lin Nian, and the blonde girl who occupied Lin Nian's body and Lin Nian on the side subconsciously raised their heads, only to see Lin Xian, who was holding a stack of documents, walking towards him with a smile.

"Didn't you have a class this morning, how do you play here?"

"Ah, this." The expression of "Lin Nian" controlled by the blonde girl suddenly became subtle.

Something bad.

Lin Nian chuckled in his heart.