Chapter 61: Some Things Must Be Followed!
Looking at Atong sauce's aggrieved little eyes, the cylinder door said again: "It's okay, I think that after this wave of cooling, we can meet again every day!" ”
With that, the cylinder door put his hand on the table.
"Cylinder door mulberry ......," Atong-chan said, and put his hand on the cylinder door.
The four of Jiang Cheng, who witnessed the whole process, did not say a word, but it was not without reaction, Xin Bachiao's face was difficult to let go, and Jiang Cheng was a subtle expression.
"Hello? What is that? Next? Dog Zalu? Why can't you speak well and add those strange things? Didn't the teacher teach him Mandarin when he was in school? Jiang Cheng was a little crazy, "Ah! It's so painful! It's like helping him get rid of those maddening mantras! Ah, I can't help it! ”
Saying that, Jiang Chengcheng wanted to rush out, but he was stopped by Yinshi and Xinbachi.
"What's going on! Why does Jiang Chengsang still have this quirk! Shinhachi asked to the side of the silver.
"This guy has had a cleanliness fetish since he was a child! During the war, all of his team members were required to speak Mandarin! This guy is this kind of person! Yinshi said while pulling Jiang Cheng.
"But Bad Tooth Road, didn't your mother teach you not to add those superfluous mantras when you speak?! One sentence is several more words than others! As the protagonist, I hate this kind of person the most! Can't you give me the extra words?! Wash inside, wash inside, wash inside! ”
"Hey! That's the truth! Shinhachi complained.
"Well, I'...... too," Kagura was a little stunned.
"Don't worry! Aru is okay! Readers liked it the most! You don't have to change it! Jiang Guo said decisively.
"Hey, really, Aru?" Kagura said.
"Well, really!"
"Why don't I try to add Aru at the end of the sentence?" Yinshi answered.
"Probably the author will arrange for you to finish the work, if you really want to add Aru's words at the end of the sentence......" Shinhachi replied.
"Why?! Do you treat them differently?! Is it because the author is a nail uterine cancer?! Yinshi roared.
"Hey, why is the topic getting more and more biased!" Shin Hachio reminded him, and at the same time looked at the cylinder door and Atong-chan, "That man is ready to go!" ”
"Hmph, in the end, it must be a kiss goodbye, I have experience in this kind of thing," Jiang Cheng continued, "Just like the first love couple in school, at night a pair of couples gather downstairs in the dormitory, [you go up first~I'll see you~], [Ah, I'll see you~], [People don't want ~ People want to see you~], [What to say~ Good, go up quickly~], [Then kiss ~ (shy face)] Finally, ......"
"Ahh Say no more! I've got the picture! Shinhachi covered his ears, "Why do you understand so clearly!" Why does it seem so vivid! ”
"That's how it was when Silvertime was in school!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.
"What nonsense!" Yinshi was not happy when he heard it, "Don't add any non-existent memories to others!" And this is obviously the situation when the author of the street hit the street went to college! ”
New Hachi: "......"
Jiang Cheng: "......"
Kagura: "......"
A certain street author: Yo Xi, the next preview: The death of the White Yaksha!
Just when everyone was making a fuss, no one noticed that a black shadow appeared in the corner behind everyone, the pure black kind, just like the suspect in the Conan crew next door, or the black absolute in the Hokage crew next door......
……
In the photo studio, Atong-chan is wearing a bikini and posing in front of the photographer.
"Hey, there are really not a few pieces of meat, do you really like this kind of girl that much?" Jiang Cheng looked at the new eight chirps on the side, "Yoshihara has a lot of big sisters with great figures who can introduce them to you, Shin Hachiao-kun." ”
However, Shin Hachio didn't react at all after hearing this, and still stared at Atong-chan without moving.
"Leave him alone, boys of this age like girls with this style." Yinshi said on the side.
"Why are you again?" Simen City (Atong-chan's mother and agent) turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the others, "What's the matter this time?" ”
"Atong-chan seems to have been intimidated, and she asked us to be bodyguards and solve the incident." Shinhachi replied.
Simen City sighed lightly and said, "Atong also does this kind of indifferent thing..."
"Hey, what do you mean?" Shinhachi heard something wrong.
"Receiving one or two threatening letters, this is like a common thing for artists, if everyone cares, how can they get mixed up in this industry?" Simen replied.
"But, didn't you show Atong-chan that threatening letter?"
"I just wanted to warn her about her position, and it all went to waste." As he spoke, Simen City looked at Atong-chan, who was taking pictures on the side, "Because of those scandals, what will happen to this child in the future?" Still, you get on with it, but stay out of the way. ”
"Do you really want to do that?" Jiang Cheng asked with a frown.
"This method is already the fastest method, you have to make use of all your own conditions, didn't the teacher teach this before?" Yinshi replied.
"Really? Is it really taught? Isn't it really a random line copied there? Jiang Cheng asked, "Moreover, this won't be too good...... For that little girl and Shin Hachiao...... Snatch a woman like the younger ones and something......"
Finally, Shinhachi heard that something was wrong, "Hey! What plans are you discussing? Why can you still hear the NTR plot! ”
"Ah, isn't that the most efficient way to do it?" Yinshi explained, while pointing to Jiang Cheng's face and continued, "This face, no matter how you look at it, is better than that chrysanthemum...... That cylinder door looks good, right? Let Jiang Cheng hook ...... Soaking Atong sauce in your hand, doesn't it mean that Atong sauce broke up with that tank door? In the end, let Jiang Cheng abandon Atong sauce, won't Atong sauce be single again? You don't have to worry so much, it's all for your own good! ”
"We all know that, you're very unhappy with that door, aren't you? This is a double win, after that, Atong-chan will definitely not receive any more threatening letters, and besides, Atong-chan will return to being single, and you will not be so depressed. ”
"Hey! You should also consider the feelings of Atong-chan! How could that kind of thing be! And ......" said, Shin Hachio looked at Atong-chan on the other side again, "As long as Atong-chan feels happy, I don't ...... it's okay"
However, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi here didn't hear Xinbachi's words at all, and they were still discussing the feasibility of the plan.
"Hey! Listen to people, you two! Xin Bachiao shouted again, "Why don't you let Jiang Chengsang hook ...... Go soak the Yuno anchor and let the Yuno anchor divorce! Empathy, you soulless! ”
"If he dares, I'll scrap his [weapon]!" Both of Gintoki's eyes glowed fiercely.
"Huh? Yuno anchor? Who's that? Jiang Cheng could hear that something was wrong.
"That's Gin-chan's favorite weather forecast host, Aru, and Gin-chan has to watch it every morning." Kagura raised her hand and replied, "However, today's news announced that the Yuno anchor is married......"
"Yinshi, you ......" Jiang Chengdu couldn't believe it.
"So, this method can't be used! No! Shinhachi crossed his waist and reprimanded.
"Actually, there is another way!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "Destroy all the [weapons] of all the men beside Atong-chan!" ”
"Hey! This is a little bit better than the previous method! Shinhachi shouted.
"You're too double-standard, aren't you? How is it better than the previous method?! I can't see it at all! Gintoki retorted.
"All in all, let's investigate the people next to Atong-chan first, screen them one by one, and finally identify the people who are most likely to do this kind of thing." Shin Hachio said.
"You're amazing, you can come up with such a good method so easily, you're a genius in detective games!" Jiang Cheng praised.
"Isn't that the most basic way?!" Shinhachi was a little speechless, "Well, anyway, let's investigate first." ”
……
House of Everything.
After several days of follow-up investigation, everyone finally locked up a few suspects.
"These are the most suspicious people." Shinhachi said, pointing to a few photos on the table.
"First of all, the talent actor Duo Maosang, a versatile artist who is proficient in all kinds of performances." Shinhachi pointed to a photo and said, "I was once exposed by Atong-chan as a pretence, and I seem to have a grudge against it." ”
"This person is a little familiar," Jiang Cheng picked up Duo Mao's photo and continued, "Where have ......you seen it?"
"The host of the universe's No. 1 pet contest is him." Shinhachi reminded.
"Hey, Soga, it really looks exactly the same!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands after speaking, and in an instant two Baihua members appeared in the Wanshi House, Jiang Cheng handed the photo to the two, "Do it cleanly, don't be discovered." ”
"Hey!" ×2
"Do what you do and do it cleanly!" Shin Hachiao hurriedly stopped, "Are you trying to solve him directly?" It's just a suspect! Don't do it! ”
"What are you talking about, since you have found so many suspects, it is more troublesome to investigate them one by one, it is better to solve them all directly." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "After this, if Atong-chan can still receive threatening letters, then it proves that these are not the real criminals, this is the elimination method, remember it carefully." Moreover, this guy owes us a luxury prize, and he won't take revenge on ......."
"Hey! It's just a personal vendetta! And what kind of elimination method is this! It's going to turn into a serial killing! Xin Bachiao complained again, and at the same time recaptured the photo in the hand of the Baihua member, "In short, investigate first, lock it at the end, this is the correct order!" ”
"Hey, it's so troublesome, isn't there a more convenient way? I really don't have any motivation for this kind of game~" Jiang Cheng said and lay on the sofa......