Ma Yunlu smiled and beckoned: "Master Wang, come over for a glass of wine to suppress the shock, and then tell a happy thing, if this girl is in a good mood, I may spare you a small life." ”

"Don't call the military advisor, just call it by name." Wang Baoyu said.

Ma Yunlu seriously poured Wang Baoyu a glass of wine and said, "Wang Ba, tell this girl more ridiculous things." ”

Wang Baoyu frowned for a while, and then corrected: "Don't call Wang Ba, just call Wang Baoyu." ”

Ma Yunlu's brows furrowed again, and he asked loudly, "Are you finished?" ”

"Yes!" Wang Baoyu hurriedly smiled.

"Hmph, Wang Baoyu, let's talk about it!"

Wang Baoyu is a modern person, where can he tell ancient jokes? The young lady couldn't understand the modern jokes, and after searching her stomach for a long time, she finally remembered a meat joke about Liu Bei.

Brothers, I can only be sorry for making fun of you. Wang Baoyu apologized in his heart first, and said: "One day, Liu Bei went back to the room and saw his daughter-in-law lying on the bed without clothes, saying that she had a stomachache. ”

The laughter of the ancients was relatively low, and when he heard this, Ma Yunlu giggled, and asked in disbelief: "You don't have to take off your clothes if you have a stomachache, right?" ”

"Not really!" Wang Baoyu then said: "Liu Bei also thought so, so he thoughtfully went to the back of the screen to find a quilt for his daughter-in-law, but found that Zhang Feizheng was standing there without clothes. ”

"Oh! Isn't Zhang Fei going to be killed? Ma Yunlu asked with interest.

"Nope!" Wang Baoyu waved his hand and said, "Liu Bei gave Zhang Fei two slaps when he went up, and scolded, are you still a brother?" Your sister-in-law is sick like this, you don't even care! ”

Ma Yunlu just took a sip of wine, and immediately burst out laughing, spraying Wang Baoyu's face, and then she covered her stomach and laughed wildly, and said breathlessly: "Liu Da'er is so ignorant, it's really laughing to death!" ”

Wang Baoyu wiped the wine on his face and said with a smile: "Of course it's not like this, I made it up." ”

"It's funny!" Ma Yunlu is now learning and selling, and said: "I'll tell you one too." When Cao Cao returned home, he found his wife lying on the bed defenseless, saying that she had abdominal pain. Cao Cao went to the screen to get a quilt for his wife, but he didn't want to hide from Cao Hong, Cao Ren, Xu Huang, and many generals behind him, and they were not yet dressed. Cao Cao called them one by one and scolded, Madame is seriously ill, why don't you care? ”

Haha, Ma Yunlu was very satisfied with his fabrication, but Wang Baoyu didn't think it was funny at all, but he also grinned.

It took Ma Yunlu a long time to stop laughing, and then he changed his expression to Yan Sù and said, "Wang Baoyu, after drinking this glass of wine, tell me what kind of position do you have?" ”

Since you don't believe the truth, you can only continue to lie, Wang Baoyu said: "As for me, I originally followed Zhuge Liang, but was later arrested by Cao Cao and used as a massage master for him." Oh, the massage master is Cao Cao, if you feel tired, I will help you relax your muscles and invigorate your blood. I also have two masters, named Hua Tuo......"

"Hmph, look for a fight!" Ma Yunlu raised his eyebrows, "Hua Tuo has long been dead, where can I recognize you as an apprentice?" ”

Wang Baoyu didn't defend either, and changed his words: "That's my first master, my second master, it's Zhang Zhongjing, who accepted the emperor as a new apprentice, so he didn't care about me, and later, Cao Cao has been taking me, and even when the army is fighting, he also asked me to help beat my shoulders." ”

Ma Yunlu inevitably asked some specific things, such as about the palace and the emperor, as well as Cao Cao's living habits, etc., and Wang Baoyu answered fluently, so he believed it.

"Cao thief, it's really annoying to me to enjoy it so much!" Ma Yunlu looked angry, and his silver teeth clenched.

"Alas, my life is not easy either." Wang Baoyu pretended to sigh.

"Wang Baoyu, Hugh wants to be with the old thief, and follow this girl in the future." Ma Yunlu said.

"My family is in his hands, and I can't follow him!" Wang Baoyu said pitifully.

"The Xiliang Army will be able to defeat the Cao thief in a few days, and they will rescue your family at that time." Ma Yunlu said boldly.

This idea is very unrealistic, Wang Baoyu didn't break it, and reluctantly nodded and agreed, as long as he kept his life, there was always a chance to escape.

"Wang Baoyu, since you can serve Cao Thief, you will also come to serve this girl." Ma Yunlu pointed to his shoulder.

"This can't be done, men and women can't kiss." Wang Baoyu waved his hand.

"In this girl's place, there is no such rule, and there is a male servant in my house." Ma Yunlu didn't care about the Tao.

"Then, you can only offend." Wang Baoyu arched his hand, drank a glass of wine, walked around Ma Yunlu's back, put his hands on her shoulders, and gently rubbed them.

Wang Baoyu is a professional masseuse, and his technique is naturally not comparable to those female soldiers, the weight is moderate, and the pressure is accurate, Ma Yunlu suddenly felt a burst of comfort coming from his shoulder, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes, revealing an expression of enjoyment.

The two female soldiers below nervously pressed the knife on their waists with their hands, for fear that Wang Baoyu would launch a surprise attack on Ma Yunlu. The snow-white neck, a few scattered green silks are entangled, and further down, the waist is slender, and through the gaps in the clothes, you can see the skin racing snow and frost.

Wang Baoyu was moved, but he tried to stabilize his mind, and secretly warned himself that this was not someone else, but Ma Yunlu, who was a martial artist, if he was not careful, his life might be lost in an instant.

"That old thief really knows how to enjoy it, Wang Baoyu, and then massage my back for me." Ma Yunlu stood up and lay on the bed on the side.

The bedding was messy, a few dirty clothes were hung next to it casually, Ma Yunlu crackled and pulled, all piled up on the ground, and the bed made room for it, so he lay down.

Wang Baoyu walked over gently, sat beside Ma Yunlu, and pressed her back with his palm.

After massaging along the meridians a few times, Ma Yunlu was about to fall asleep comfortably. Ma Yunlu has a good physique, but he can't massage for a long time, Wang Baoyu still tactfully reminded that everything should be moderate.

Ma Yunlu didn't insist, and just wanted to order the female soldiers to take Wang Baoyu down to take care of him, but a person suddenly broke in in the big tent, it was Ma Chao, who had not yet removed his armor.

Ma Chao came back a little late, and when he heard that his sister had arrested a person from Cao Cao's side, he hurried over to see if he could be an important person on the other side.

However, Ma Chao was shocked, but this prisoner of war was actually sitting on the edge of his sister's bed, his eyes were misty, and a pair of cheap paws were still rubbing there.

"You are so bold that you dare to bully my sister!" Ma Chao was furious, and his body came to him very quickly, like an eagle catching a chicken, pulling Wang Baoyu's clothes and pulling his feet off the ground.

"Ma Chao, listen to my explanation." Wang Baoyu's feet fluttered wildly, and he hurriedly shouted.

"I'm going to kill you!" Ma Chao's eyes breathed fire.

"She made me do it!"

"Brother, I did ask him to serve his sister." Ma Yunlu also helped, thinking of the joke Wang Baoyu told, he giggled, "Brother, I'll tell you a joke to relieve your boredom!" Anyway, that Cao thief ......"

"Brother doesn't have such a mind!" Ma Chao unceremoniously led Wang Baoyu out: "Cao Thief, no one can be left, wait for me to kill him, and then come to talk to my sister!" ”