Chapter 65: If you say that a friend has been in a car accident, you can just hang up as a scam call!
At this time, Jiang Cheng made an OK gesture to Shinhachio and Kagura beside him, cleared his throat at the same time, and said into the mobile phone: "Actually, he had a car accident ...... Gintoki"
Before he could finish speaking, the phone was hung up.
"Hey! What a situation! Was it considered a scam call?! Shin Hachio complained on the side.
"Maybe it's a bad signal!" Jiang Cheng comforted, and then dialed the phone again, "There will definitely be no problem this time!" β
"Moximoxi, Silver Time He ......"
After the phone was connected, Jiang Cheng said at a very fast speed, but just after a few words were lit up, the phone was hung up again, but this time, the other side still said a few words.
"What did the other party say?" Xin Bachiao looked at Jiang Cheng, who had a sluggish face, and asked,
He said...... [agree to donate] ......," Jiang Cheng replied slowly.
"Soga, do you agree to donate," Xin Hachiao nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly complained wildly, "What kind of friend is this!" No friend would do that! β
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng comforted again, "I'll try again!" He must not have understood the situation yet! β
Jiang Cheng dialed the phone again as he spoke, but this time before Jiang Cheng could speak, the other side had already taken the lead in speaking, and after speaking, he simply hung up the phone.
"What did you say this time?" Shinhachi asked.
He said...... [The funeral fee will be paid for him] ......"
"Hey! Very strange friend! Shinhachi roared, "Friends who don't listen to people at all! β¦β¦β
Jiang Cheng didn't care about Xin Bachiao's complaints, and continued to make the phone, but it showed that the other side had been turned off......
Jiang Cheng: "............"
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"Hey, it's not easy to say ...... shot," said again, pouting.
"If you open your mouth, it's like a friend having a car accident, and you can just hang up as a scam call." Perverted flat back.
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"Anyway, it's better to find someone he was familiar with when he brings silver first, it may help him." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and proposed.
"It's the only way......" Shin Hachio said helplessly.
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In the cafΓ©.
"Huh? What the? Amnesia?! The little ape was a little shocked, and his shocked glasses fell to the ground, "What's that?" Is that a new game?! β
Looking at the little ape who was talking to passers-by, Jiang Cheng and Xin Bachio were speechless.
"Can you not be so old-fashioned every time...... "Shinhachi said a little speechlessly, "If you can hear it, come over and sort things out together......
"You set a trap for me! Want to surprise me! I've seen it all! The little ape said to the portrait on the wall, "Where'...... my glasses?"
"It's not, it's real amnesia," Shinhachi said on the side.
"That means ......," the little ape said, dragging the waiter who had just passed by, "have you forgotten all about me, the closest person and all those blushing heartbeats?!" β
"That," Yinshi finally spoke, "who the hell is Miss?" β
"It's too much!" As he spoke, the little ape lay on the table beside him, making a look of deep hurt and distressed, "We have all slept together, and we have almost never had a wedding......
"It's true, but it's ......," Shinhachi replied.
"It's a vulgar trick to tie up a man with that kind of thing, crying, Aru." Kagura said while eating vinegar kombu.
"Then you are my ......, Miss"
Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, "It's nothing, it's just an M." β
"Who are you?!" The little ape was not happy when he heard it, "What's wrong with M?!" M and what?! I'm the only m of Yinsang! β
"Get out of the way," Jiang Cheng said, already dragging Yinshi to his feet, "It seems that this m doesn't help Yinshi's memory at all." β
"That's what I'm saying~" Shinhachi sighed and replied, and at the same time stood up, "If you go on like this, your memory will become more and more confusing, Kagura-chan, let's go." β
"Don't want to go!" The little ape had already put on his glasses at this time, "I won't give Yinsang to anyone!" β
As he spoke, the little ape threw a smoke bomb at Jiang Cheng and the four of them, but fortunately, Jiang Cheng was quick and opened the umbrella and bounced the smoke bomb back with the umbrella surface.
"Kill you! If you dare to get in the way," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "You can smell the smell of natto on your body from half the street!" You even add that kind of stuff to the smoke bomb, how much you like natto! β
"Well, I'm a little skillful," the little ape snorted, "but that's the end of it!" Let you see my former Imperial Court ......"
Before the little ape could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng directly took off his glasses.
"Goodbye~" Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back, and at the same time threw the little ape's glasses in the tray of the waiter on the side.
Before leaving, Shinhachi and Kagura glanced at the little ape who was looking for glasses all over the ground, but they didn't say anything and continued to follow Jiang Cheng out.
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The home of the new Hachiao.
"Well, that's really troublesome...... "Ah Miao said as she looked at the silver on the other side of the kotatsu, "I don't even remember?" β
"I'm sorry," Gintoki said apologetically.
"At least remember me," Miao said, narrowing her eyes.
"Ah, didn't he say he's sorry?" Shinhachi reminded.
But Ah Miao continued as if she hadn't heard it: "Of course remember, what are you kidding, I still remember, but you unilaterally forget, it's really super infuriating~ Who do you think you are?" β
Saying that, Ah Miao picked up a hammer and handed it to Shinbachio on the side, "Shin-chan, use this to knock away the part of my mind about Yinsang." β
"Sister, do you think I have superpowers?!"
"Then there is no way," Ah Miao sighed, but the next moment she stood directly on the kotatsu and shouted with a hammer, "You have to remind me anyway!" Fight poison with poison, and hit your head again and you'll definitely remember! β
"Big sister, let him go! I don't know what it will become if I fight again! Kagura persuaded while pulling Miao.
But at this moment, Yinshi shook Ah Miao's hand, "I'm sorry, although I can't remember it now, but I will definitely remember it, please bear with me a little longer." β
"Eh..."Looking at Yinshi with a serious face, Ah Miao's heartbeat suddenly accelerated somehow, realizing his gaffe, Ah Miao hurriedly turned her body around, and said to herself: "I hate it, how can I beat faster with someone like Yinsang, he just got his eyebrows and eyes a little closer, and the blackness of his eyes was a little bigger than usual......
"Big sister?" Kagura was puzzled.
"Actually, the past is not that important, it is better to look ahead than to always look back on the past." Ah Miao suddenly said with some relief.
"What's going on! Why a sudden 180-degree turn! Shinhachi shouted, "What the hell is going on!" β
"Seal up the previous Silver Mulberry, and from today you will be the New Silver Mulberry," Ah Miao said, turning to look at Silver Mulberry again.
"Sister, it's just as stinky when you cover it with a stinky thing!" Shinhachi complained, but suddenly realized that his analogy was a little inappropriate, and hurriedly continued, "Ah, it's not that it stinks..."
"How can a man who used to have a good eyebrow and eye distinction be a little good? Compared to that kind of Yinsang who is a hanger, this one is much more reliable now," Ah Miao's face turned slightly red, and then said, "This, isn't it good?" β
"What are you blushing?!" Shinhachi was not calm, "I don't really like him!" I don't want it! I don't want a brother-in-law like that! β
"Who told you to say that far?" Ah Miao replied with a red face.
"That's it! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, they will be separated once the memory is restored! Kondo came out from under the stove and said, "It's going to be a lazy dead fish eye again!" β
In the next second, Ah Miao had already guessed Kondo's face, "What are you doing here?!" β
"I just want to come in and warm up,......" Kondo replied weakly, while reaching out and taking out a box of dissolved HΓ€agen-Dazs, "Look at this, I bought HΓ€agen-Dazs, let's eat together!" β
"It's all a mess!" Shinhachi complained, "And how many hours have you been in the stove anyway!" β
"Yo, it's been a long time," Kondo said as he stood up and looked at Gintoki on the side, "Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this time......"
But before Kondo finished speaking, he was kicked over by Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived in a hurry.
Looking at Kondo who fell to the ground, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Ah Miao on the side, "Hey, when did you raise an orangutan?" β
"No, it's just running out of the zoo, and I'm just going to call the zoo." Miao replied with a smile.
"Oh, that's it," Jiang Cheng sat down as he spoke, and at the same time put down the bag in his hand, "I prepared something a little, it might be useful." β
"This is ......," Shinhachi asked.
"Sweets, I bought all the sweets in Edo," Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, "Isn't Gintoki the favorite sweet?" Maybe this will bring back his memory. β
"This might work!" Shin Hachio replied.
"Yinshi, eat quickly, I spent a lot of money," Jiang Cheng said as he opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed them to Yinshi.
Originally, Yinshi was still looking at the melting HΓ€agen-Dazs in front of him, and he felt a little disgusted when he wanted to eat it, but at this time, the sweets sent by Jiang Cheng solved the urgent need.
Yinshi was not polite, and directly picked up boxes of sweets and began to eat.
"How? Remembered? Jiang Cheng asked.
While stuffing sweets, Gintoki replied vaguely, "Oh, I don't rub much, it seems, it's about ......"
"This method is surprisingly reliable!" Shinhachi chirped, "Look, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows is starting to get farther and farther away!" The blackness of the eyes is starting to get smaller, too! β
"I think it's almost all after eating these," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "After recovering my memory, remember to pay me back for these sweets." β
"Ah, it feels like it's a little close, it's almost ......"
Gintoki finally finished his sweets, even the box of HΓ€agen-Dazs, which had melted, and Gintoki hiccuped his big belly. The next moment he covered his head and continued,
"Finally, it's a little bit ......"
"Sister!" Shinhachi shouted, "Quickly take out all the sweets at home!" It's just the last point! β