[46] Flat pad brain, peak crime
A few days later, on the day of the race.
The group of people from the Lying Win God Sect arrived at the game site ahead of schedule, and the V5 team on the other side had already come to prepare.
Before the game, everyone was not in a daze in the lounge, either they were playing and matching to find their feelings, or they were listening to the coach and eating something. But don't eat too much, or you'll get sleepy.
Therefore, the sect leader can't eat, but the four heavenly kings can. Yang Shenran's heroic deeds of sleeping are indeed not worth publicizing.
Today's win between the Cult of God and V5 is the third game, and the finale is played. After all, they are two high-profile teams, so of course they have to go back a little further and attract more popularity.
Yang Shenran was annoyed by this, he came in high spirits, but he had to wait for the person in front of him to finish playing two rounds of BO3, so it was not normal for him to be sleepy! It's been a few hours!
However, Yang Shenran's state today is okay, mainly ...... As long as Yang Shenran closed his eyes for more than three minutes, Su Endian pounced on Yang Shenran to "massage and loosen his bones", and Yang Shenran immediately became energetic, just like the punishment.
finally survived to the third scene, and a group of people from the Lie Win God Sect appeared on the stage. The audience began to cheer.
Listen carefully, they are shouting: "Don't sleep, Master!" Stand up and! ”
The Four Heavenly Kings couldn't laugh, Yang Shenran pretended not to hear clearly. Su Endian followed behind and said, "This is still good for my massage skills!" ”
Yang Shenran looked at Su Endian, turned around and asked Huang Junjun: "Who is this vulnerable group?" ”
"You're the one who is vulnerable!" Su Grace snorted angrily.
Huang Junjun was speechless: "Sect Master, you are dead, don't take me with you!" If you do it, you will be beaten, and if I do it, you will really die. I passed out, but no one gave me artificial respiration! ”
Su Endian's face flushed, this is when Huang Junjun was still remembering the poisonous mushroom last time, Su Endian only gave Yang Shenran artificial respiration.
Su Endian said: "Hey, Huang Junjun, if you pass out now, see if I will save you!" ”
Huang Junjun is not an unreasonable person, this is also a joke, if you really want Su Endian to give herself artificial respiration, it is better to kill yourself. Yang Shenran's taste is heavy, and he doesn't even let go of the rampaging Lori. I can't bear it, and I want to live a few more years!
Huang Junjun waved his hand again and again: "No, I can pinch people myself, it's no problem to save myself!" ”
Yang Shenran said: "Su Endian, see it, there are really not many people who can tolerate you making such nonsense!" ”
A group of people laughed and talked on the stage, and the V5 players also took their seats. Spring Season? Did the Cult of Lying Win also play against V5? But now the V5 team has completely changed its personnel. Think about it, too, it's hard for the same batch of personnel to be in two seasons? There is such a big change.
At this time, the live broadcast screen is almost started? Yang Shenran has installed all his peripherals, and the Lie Win God Sect is now rich? For other teams, the peripherals are either existing ones or slightly modified. But even the peripherals are specially customized? Exactly according to personal habits.
It's like Li Yu's fingers are long and big? A normal mouse is inconvenient to use. So his mouse is custom made of a large size.
There is also the fact that Liu Jiyang's keyboard is not the same as that of normal people, only half of the keyboard, that is, the half of the keys of the operation skills, and the other half is not. Is this a custom gaming keyboard? Small? Such a small keyboard can meet the visit of players in any posture, even if it is placed on the crotch. Of course, this keyboard is dedicated to gaming, and if it is used daily, it is impossible to even type.
Can't type? It can be regarded as a restriction on Secretary Zu'an Ji, otherwise I'm afraid that something will happen! Don't underestimate the chicken secretary? Now rank with the trumpet, but if there is a contradiction? Liu Jiyang only needs to send a sentence "I am the secretary of the Lie Win God Sect Chicken", so basically no one dares to spray him? Because I can't spray it.
Compared to the bells and whistles of the four kings? Yang Shenran's is much simpler? There is only one neck brace, which is what is worn on the neck of the neck that was shown on TV. In addition, Yang Shenran also wore a pair of sunglasses.
These two peripherals are artifacts! The neck brace can make Yang Shenran fall asleep upright, and he doesn't have to sway anymore. And the sunglasses can cover the eyes, and no one can see whether Yang Shenran is asleep or not.
Although Yang Shenran swore to the sky that he would not sleep again, no one believed it at all, but customized this set of equipment, so that Yang Shenran could worry about it on the field.
Yang Shenran sighed with emotion: "With such a group of teammates, why don't you be shot!" ”
Su Endian walked behind him: "What are you talking about?" ”
"No, no." Yang Shenran said: "Am I handsome wearing sunglasses? ”
"It's so handsome, and she looks like a vulnerable person. It's so pathetic, I'll help you take a look. Su Endian bent down and helped Yang Shenran debug the computer.
Yang Shenran felt a lot of pressure on his head, Su Endian leaned over like this, he had to shrink his neck, and then felt the softness on his head, revealing a weird smile.
Su Endian didn't think about it so much, she just helped Yang Shenran debug the computer, and when it was over, she found that Yang Shenran had a mysterious smile.
"What's wrong?" Sue asked.
Yang Shenran pursed his lips, thought for a while, and said, "Flat pad brain, peak crime." ”
Su Endian blinked, not knowing what Yang Shenran meant, so she pouted and left. After just two steps, he understood something, and looked back at Yang Shenran, a fierce light flashed.
Yang Shenran was glad that he was wearing sunglasses, otherwise he would have to laugh out loud now.
But it's almost there, the picture just now has been broadcast live on the big screen. The audience watched Yang Shenran being suppressed by Su Endian, and then the evil smile that appeared on the corner of Yang Shenran's mouth was stunned one by one.
"Shameless Sect Master, what are you thinking!"
"I want this treatment too!"
"Now to join the Lying Win God Cult, is it too late?"
"Crazy, why! I remember that the goddess Sissi did the same before! ”
"Raise funds to assassinate the sect leader, I'll pay ten yuan first!"
Envy, jealousy, hatred, and hatred!
Yang Shenran stood still, and after taking advantage, the whole person was much happier. Turning his head sideways and looking at the four heavenly kings who were still concentrating on debugging the equipment, he suddenly felt a little regretful in his heart. It's a pity that I can't show it because I can't show it! This feeling of not being able to show off is too uncomfortable.
How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou!
On the other side, Su Endian also came back to his senses, walked back, and asked beside Yang Shenran, "What's wrong?" Did you have a good time? ”
Yang Shenran pouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm all passive, not active." Can I be blamed for this? Besides, I'm ...... Forget it, there is no need to apologize to those who are not wrong. ”
Su Endian was helpless, and she didn't bother to talk to Yang Shenran, what are you doing with so much. Since this is the case, let Yang Shenran be soft, and this matter will pass. How to take it soft? Oh, there is, let Yang Shenran boast that he is good-looking, and this matter will pass.
So Su Endian asked again: "Okay, then let me ask you a question, am I good-looking today?" Just two words to answer! Is it good-looking? ”
Yang Shenran thought for a while and said, "Look at it." ”
Su Endian fried hair: "What did you say?" ”
Yang Shenran: "Hello." ”