Chapter Two Hundred and Eight: Wake Up
Wu Fan heard Zhao An's cry for help, his eyebrows raised, and he admired this little fat dun's ability to cause trouble.
The last time I was beaten into a pig's head and couldn't get out of bed, I didn't learn a lesson, and this time I was still on the verge of death!
Is it only by getting closer to death that we can understand the true meaning of existence?
Zhao An ran behind Wu Fan, hid his chubby body behind Wu Fan, only half of his head was exposed, and said timidly: "Teacher Wu, save me! They gathered to fight, seriously violating the rules of the academy!"
"Yo, are you quite familiar with the academy's regulations?" Wu Fan quipped.
After the group of boys chasing Zhao An saw Wu Fan, they involuntarily stopped, and glared at Zhao An angrily one by one, if it weren't for Wu Fan's presence, I am afraid that they would have pounced on them a long time ago.
"Hello teacher, we have a personal matter with Zhao An, and we ask the teacher to raise his hand!"
A very handsome boy walked out of it, and he saluted Wu Fan.
Although it is true that it is forbidden to gather and fight in the academy, even if the teachers see it, as long as their students are not involved, they will turn a blind eye and let them go as if they didn't see it.
After all, to a certain extent, this method can stimulate students' enthusiasm for learning and cultivation.
As long as no one dies......
Teachers are also human beings, and they are usually busy with their own cultivation, so they don't have time to take care of the affairs of other students in the class, so over time, as long as the student fights are not discovered by the teacher who is in charge of law and order, they will not easily stop.
This handsome boy's approach is also in line with the general situation, although he has heard Wu Fan's name, but he has never seen it, and he doesn't know the number, but he knows that Zhao An is definitely not a student in this strange teacher's class.
Wu Fan grabbed his hair, and after inheriting the memory of the original owner, he naturally knew these twists and turns.
But if he doesn't know Zhao An, then it's fine, just leave;
But the problem is that not only does he know Zhao An, but the two also share the same illness in some way......
This has to be intervened......
"Why did you besiege him, what mistake did he make?" Wu Fan asked as he took a step forward and protected Zhao An behind him.
The delicate boy showed a hint of surprise on his face: "Teacher, Zhao An shouldn't be a student in your class, right?"
He didn't understand: Is there really a teacher in the academy who is full of food and has nothing to do?
Wu Fan pondered for a while and said, "Although he is not in my class...... But he's a pig's head! I'll take care of anything that has become a pig's head!"
Speaking of the second half of the sentence, Wu Fan was suddenly arrogant, and there was a sense of grandeur and heroism!
Zhao An: "???"
Showy boy: "???"
A group of boys: "???"
It took a long time for them to understand what Wu Fan was trying to express.
Last time, Zhao An was beaten into a pig's head by them, but when Wu Fan saw it, he may feel pitiful, and he couldn't bear to suffer this miserable scene again, so he decided to protect him......
In this way, the explanation makes sense.
Zhao An's face was constantly twitching, if it wasn't for the critical situation now, based on Wu Fan's words alone, he wouldn't continue to hide behind his back with a cheeky face at all.
Ever since he recovered from his injuries, he has been trying to erase the image of a pig's head from other people's minds.
Now that it has finally faded a lot, being made by Wu Fan like this, I am afraid that the impression of the pig's head will be deepened a lot......
"Excuse me, teacher, who are you?" asked the delicate boy, leaning over.
He wanted to see which side of the academy was so idle?
Whatever the final outcome is, remember the name first!
"Oh?"
Wu Fan suddenly played with his head, swung his robe at will, and replied lightly: "I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, my surname is Wu, and it's just a fan......
Hearing this, Xia Ziyan covered her face silently.
She was very familiar with this words, and it was mentioned when she pestered Wu Fan to tell a story on the way back, when she also laughed at this pair of Bai for being too dirty, but she didn't expect it to be used directly by the teacher.
"Teacher Wu Fan?!"
The showy boy was shocked.
The boys were also shocked.
At present, who in the academy has not heard of Wu Fan's famous name?
If it was notorious because Wu Fan created a new record for the Star Magic Academy;
Now it is admired for his noble sentiments of selflessly imparting the Changing Fireball......
The students present have all learned the change fireball, although it is not taught by Wu Fan himself, but strictly speaking, they can also be regarded as Wu Fan's students......
"Student Zhou Chen, I've seen Teacher Wu! I didn't know the identity of the teacher just now, and I have offended a lot, I hope you will forgive me!"
The delicate boy, that is, Zhou Chen, hurriedly saluted again, and his tone became very respectful.
When the other students saw this, they also saluted.
Zhao An grabbed Wu Fan's robe, blinked his eyes, and looked at Wu Fan blankly, he was in a hurry to escape just now, and he didn't think so much.
Only now did I realize how thick this thigh I was holding......
"No need to be polite. Let's talk about it, what is he causing trouble, so that you can chase after him?" Wu Fan said.
Zhou Chen bowed his head and replied: "Back to the teacher's words, Zhao An sold a hundred bicycles this morning, these bicycles were used by male classmates to carry their girlfriends around the college, many girls saw this scene, envious, and asked their boyfriends to buy bicycles too, but Zhao An said that they were sold out......"
"The boy who was scolded by his girlfriend and held back his anger had nowhere to vent, so he had to come to him for trouble......"
After Wu Fan listened, he suddenly realized.
I didn't expect so many things to happen in the day I left the academy!
And it's also a good thing to help you expand the college market!
This Zhao An, it was thanks to him last time that the spicy strips could spread quickly to the entire academy......
Both things are inseparable from him, this
Looking at it, Zhao An is really his lucky star......
"Well, I've got the general idea of what happened. ”
Wu Fan pressed his hands down, and then said, "You guys...... It's stupid!"
As soon as these words came out, the students were stunned.
Why does this teacher scold people as soon as he opens his mouth?
What about the basic moral qualities of a teacher?
But they didn't dare to take the blame, so they had to listen silently.
"I know that you must be unconvinced, thinking that what the teacher said is wrong. So, let me ask you two questions, and you will understand what the teacher means after you answer them. ”
Wu Fan stretched out a finger as he spoke: "First, put aside everything else, just talk about the new thing of the bicycle, do you think it's good?"
"Of course, I've never seen such a strange vehicle before, and it can move fast on only two wheels without any animal power! And it's so fast that it's far faster than many ......."
Some students couldn't wait to speak their minds.
When they first saw the bike, they were shocked.
Is there such an amazing thing in the world?
What an eye-opener for them!
"Well, the second question, as the so-called scarcity is expensive, is it normal for such a bizarre vehicle as a bicycle to be scarce?"
This time, no one had to answer, and everyone nodded in agreement.
"The third question, such a rare and magical thing, classmate Zhao An let you see it today, and even had the honor to try to ride it, don't you think this is a good thing for you?" Wu Fan said.
Now some students hesitated, if they nodded, wouldn't it mean that they were 'taking revenge'?
As if he saw the inner thoughts of the students, Wu Fan didn't expect anyone to answer, and said to himself: "I believe that most of you think this is a good thing in your hearts, but because of the situation, maybe you are embarrassed to admit your mistakes, so you hesitate." ”
"But what the teacher wants to tell you is: Zhao An didn't do anything wrong!"
"He has brought you such amazing equipment, which has broadened your horizons and enriched your knowledge! Although he has not been able to sell you the bicycle, who can hold it in the morning in such a rush situation? If it were you, would he be better than him?"
"You, are you okay?" Wu Fan casually pointed to a boy and asked.
The boy was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, shook his head and said, "I...... I can't!"
"That's right, isn't the reason why you are besieging classmate Zhao An because of your girlfriend's scolding?"
"The teacher told you: One thing is the same thing, and you must not mix it up! Today your girlfriend can scold you for not buying a bike, so tomorrow she can lose her temper with you because you didn't buy other novelties? In the long run, unless you can buy it every time, you will definitely have a quarrel, or even break up!"
"The so-called authorities are obsessed with bystanders, in the teacher's opinion, the reason is not Zhao An, but your girlfriend!
"Students, you are all iron-clad men, how can you easily succumb to your girlfriend's obscenity? If you continue like this, how can you climb the peak of magic if you continue like this, spending your time and energy on such trivial matters......
Wu Fan gushed endlessly, what he said was reasonable and well-founded, and it fit the boys' minds very well.
It's just that the boys have been angry with their girlfriends for too long, so they take it for granted and gradually forget the fundamental reason for the matter.
Now Wu Fan has regained the other side of their hearts and analyzed the problem from a new angle, which made them suddenly realize and benefit a lot.
Originally...... It's all because of the existence of a creature like a girlfriend, and the cultivation resources I have accumulated will be consumed so quickly!
Originally...... It's all about having a creature like a girlfriend, and my daily time and energy are occupied......
Originally...... It's all because of the existence of a creature like a girlfriend that my cultivation will stagnate......
Originally...... It's because of the existence of a creature like a girlfriend that I feel backache and kidney weakness......
Ahem, the last one is a bit off topic.
But in general, after Wu Fan's high-minded talk, many boys have come to their senses and realized the most essential problem!
At the same time, they also understood the most basic truth: if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace!
Ahh!!h
Make a mistake, come again!
I understand the truth of 'wanting to become a god of law and cut off the root of love'!
Why fall in love?
Is it because your cultivation has not progressed?
Or is there a lot of cultivation resources to be spent?
Isn't it fragrant to spend time with your girlfriend learning a new magic every day?
Isn't it sweet to transform the heart that was forced to be dizzy by your girlfriend into a physical and mental comfort after meditation?
......
Zhao An listened flutteringly, after Wu Fan said this, he felt more and more that his girlfriend Yang Jie was superfluous for him!
Thinking about it, I was concentrating on cultivation before, but she used tricks to lead me to the corner to do misdeeds, fortunately I was stopped by Zhou Xuanwen passing by, otherwise my innocence would be ......
Think about the last time I kindly left her a few packs of spicy strips, isn't it that the storage location is a little awkward, but in the end, she beat her and cried and grabbed the ground, and howled miserably......
And today's incident, obviously she is already very good, after she saw someone else riding a bicycle, she took it out very wittily, isn't it just that she won't fall on a bicycle, is it necessary to give him a Thomas 360-degree whirlwind to beat?
I didn't think about it, I did so many things for her, how much precious cultivation time I wasted......
The more Zhao An thought about it, the more he felt that what Wu Fan said was correct
Target!
Tomorrow, he will go to find Yang Jie and break up with her!
Zhao An clenched his fists and secretly decided in his heart.
The expressions on the faces of the other boys were roughly the same as Zhao An's, and they probably made similar vows in their hearts.
"Teacher Wu, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years! We have already moved, and it is precisely because of the existence of such an unreasonable and domineering creature as my girlfriend that the situation of boys such as me is more and more difficult. Brothers, you can't have both fish and bear's paws! I, Zhou Chen, am a man who wants to become a peerless Fa God, and I must not stop because of such trivial matters as the love of children and daughters!"
Zhou Chen's face turned red, and he said impassionedly, his voice quite inflammatory.
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"And me!"
“......”
The other boys chimed in, shouting frantically, as if trying to vent all the anger they were holding in their hearts.
Wu Fan couldn't help but nod with satisfaction when he looked at it.
Although it is said that 'it is better to demolish a temple than to destroy a marriage', this is a mutual affection for normal men and women!
Look at the boys in front of you, they are still half-grown little children, and they are not yet adults!
In fact, after listening to Zhou Chen's elaboration at the beginning, Wu Fan was stunned!
I didn't expect a group of older children to form a couple with so many people?!
How can he be embarrassed by this old single dog?
So for the matter of instigating them to break up with each other, Wu Fan had no psychological pressure at all.
Little children should obediently practice and learn!
It's never too late to look for it when you grow up!
Not to mention that it is still a critical period, and war will soon be ushered in, but anything that can increase their strength a little, Wu Fan will not hesitate to do it.
After all, every extra bit of strength means more hope for self-preservation on the battlefield......
Zhou Chen felt a kind of restlessness in his heart, it was constantly messing around in his body after being 'provoked' by Wu Fan, at this moment, he just wanted to go back to cultivation as soon as possible.
"Teacher Wu, thank you for your teachings today! I won't bother you anymore and I'm ready to go back to practice. ”
Zhou Chen said goodbye and wanted to leave.
"Wait!"
Wu Fan suddenly stopped them for the first time.
"What else is going on with Mr. Wu?"
Zhou Chen turned his head and asked.
Now Wu Fan's status in his mind is almost as high as the Heavenly Master he admires the most!
Not only selflessly dedicated to the crystallized change fireball that has been studied for many years, but also helped them guide them to get back on the right path!
"The ......"
Wu Fan's eyes flashed with gold coins, "Teacher, there are actually a lot of bicycles, do you want ......them?"
Zhou Chen was silent.
Zhao An was silent.
The boys were also silent.
......
The other side.
General's Palace.
Gu Tianzhen finally woke up after a day of sleep.
He opened his eyes and weakly shouted, "Water..... Water ......"
The three people who had been guarding him were suddenly awakened, and they were extremely excited when they saw Gu Tianzhen who woke up.
Gu Qingshan hurriedly poured a glass of water, put it to Gu Tianzhen's mouth, and said, "Father, you have finally woken up! Do you feel hungry? Do you want to eat something, I'll let people ...... it."
Before Gu Qingshan could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gu Tianzhen waving his hand.
He picked up the teacup and drank it down.
Gu Xiaoyun quietly observed his father who woke up on the side, and found that although his face was still pale, he was significantly better than before, with a trace of blood on his face, and he was much more powerful in action and speech.
"Father is really good this time...... Brother, the spicy strips you brought back are really effective. Gu Xiaoyun said excitedly.
"Not bad. ”
Gu Tianzhen took over the conversation, after he drank the water, his voice was no longer so rough, and he spoke a lot more coherently.
"My father feels that my body is getting better, Qingshan, what do you give your father to eat...... Is it a herb called spicy strips?"
Gu Qingshan replied: "Father, this spicy strip is not a medicinal herb, but a ...... A kind of snack. ”
"Snacks?"
Gu Tianzhen was slightly startled.
"In other words, so many doctors were helpless and seriously ill, but they were cured by a snack that they had never heard of?"
Gu Qingshan nodded: "Exactly." ”
"Hahahaha...... Interesting...... It's so much fun!"
Gu Tianzhen raised his head and laughed, he laughed very heartily, that is, he was happy that his illness was cured, and he was also emotionally moved by the impermanence of the world.
"Qingshan, maintain the hunger in your stomach, do you still have that spicy strip on your body?" Gu Tianzhen said.
"Yes, yes, yes. Gu Qingshan nodded hurriedly and handed all the spicy strips on his body to his father.
After he gave Li Wancai a thank you gift, he specially bought a box of spicy noodles in case of emergency.
When Chen heard Gu Tianzhen shouting that he was hungry, he immediately ordered: "Go and let the kitchen cook some light and delicious rice porridge and send it!"
"Yes!"
The waiter at the door replied and stepped back.
It didn't take long for a maid to walk in with a bowl of fragrant rice porridge, Chen took the end plate, picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful, gently cooled it, and brought it to Gu Tianzhen's mouth.
But Gu Tianzhen just asked and smelled, and he didn't have the slightest interest in the rice porridge, and still chewed the spicy strips in his hand.
In the moment when he was cooking rice porridge in the kitchen, dozens of packets of leftover packages had piled up under his feet......
Seeing this, Gu Xiaoyun persuaded: "Father, this spicy strip is just a snack, but it can't be eaten as a meal!"
Gu Tianzhen was stunned when he heard this, he frowned slightly, and reluctantly drank a mouthful of porridge, although he didn't spit it out, his face was like a bitter melon, and his facial features were tightly wrinkled together.
Gu Tianzhen looked at the spicy strips, then looked at the second spoonful of porridge handed by Chen, and muttered: "Spicy strips can't be eaten as rice, so ...... Can I eat it as a dish?"