Chapter 342 [Invincible Vajra Set] (I)
Xue Shengjing couldn't help but be stunned, and then realized that our nephew in Hu Xiaotian's mouth is Xue Daoming, this kid will take advantage, the dignified Seven Princes of the Yongguo Kingdom actually want to call him a generation, but the initiator of this matter is Xue Shengjing, if it weren't for Xue Shengjing worshipping him, he wouldn't have such a high seniority. Xue Shengjing was really a little crying and laughing, but Hu Xiaotian was right, in view of the relationship between them, Xue Daoming should indeed call Hu Xiaotian an uncle.
Xue Shengjing said: "Brother Xiaotian, I have been removing the stitches for a few days, and I feel that the wound has been completely healed recently, is it okay to ......" This kind of private matter is indeed a bit embarrassing to say, although Xue Shengjing's face has long been cultivated through wind and rain, but his identity and status are there after all, and his ugly things are clear to Hu Xiaotian.
Hu Xiaotian knew what this guy wanted to do as soon as he heard it? Okay, the scar forgets the pain, but any normal man will definitely have this need, in fact, Xue Shengjing's current situation can completely restore his normal life in that regard. Hu Xiaotian said: "Of course you can, big brother just use it boldly and with confidence." ”
Xue Shengjing bit his lip, and said in his heart that this guy is really straightforward, how can he speak tactfully, the old face was a little hot, and he coughed and said, "Don't hide it from my brother, I tried it once last night." ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "You've tried it all, why ask?" He smiled and said, "How does the eldest brother feel?" ”
Xue Shengjing looked around and said in a low voice, "I feel much more sensitive than before." ”
Hu Xiaotianxin said nonsense, Lao Tzu cut off your foreskin, it's strange if you're insensitive.
Xue Shengjing said again: "But...... But ......"
"Big brother doesn't have to spit out, just say what you have to say."
Xue Shengjing said: "It's just ...... It's just that this time is not as long-lasting as it used to be. ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "How long?" ”
Xue Shengjing's old face was flushed, and he was a little ashamed to speak.
Hu Xiaotian said: "One, two, three, four, five or one, two, three?" ”
Xue Shengjing's big fat face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and this kid spoke too directly. How can this king talk about it, and he said hard: "One, two, three, ......" After speaking, Xue Shengjing hated to find a crack in the ground to get into
Hu Xiaotian was very happy in his heart, paralyzed Xue Shengjing, let you borrow me the Black Ice Clam for the dog day, you pushed back to me, and got a bottle of Baicao Rejuvenation Pill to fool me, and now you have something to ask me again? Hu Xiaotian said: "It's normal." Much better than my brother. ”
Xue Shengjing's small eyes widened, and he greeted Hu Xiaotian's eighteenth generation ancestor in his heart, and compared me to whom? You're a eunuch.
Hu Xiaotian said: "A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, but my brother doesn't even have one." ”
Xue Shengjing sighed sympathetically, but said in his heart, you don't have anything at all. Anyway, the words were spoken, and he was not afraid of being embarrassed, so he said in a low voice: "Brother, I should not have become like this because of the surgery, right?" ”
Hu Xiaotian suddenly looked displeased. Dare you Xue Shengjing came to me after the account, what do you mean? Want to fight a medical lawsuit with me?
Xue Shengjing saw that Hu Xiaotian was unhappy, and hurriedly said: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, that is, I suddenly became sensitive." ”
Hu Xiaotian sighed secretly, it is still easy to practice medicine in this era, and even the prince is so easy to speak. If it were in the past, it would be difficult for a patient to have a medical lawsuit against him. Think about what kind of strange goods you have encountered in your medical career, and medical disputes that over-defend your rights abound.
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's a good thing to be sensitive, the younger brother said something disrespectful, the eldest brother didn't experience what real pleasure was before, although the time was shortened after the operation." But that kind of coolness, the eldest brother should not have felt it in the past. ”
Xue Shengjing didn't deny it, nodded and said: "It's cool, it's cool, it's a pity that the time is too short, and I haven't felt anything yet." It's over, and men have to last a little longer. ”
Hu Xiaotian's face became unsightly again: "Is the eldest brother ridiculing me?" ”
Xue Shengjing said: "No, no, I definitely don't mean to ridicule my brother." ”
Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "I'm joking with you, in fact, brother, I have long been not interested in the affairs of men and women, you just mock me, and I don't feel embarrassed." ”
Xue Shengjing said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I am your eldest brother, how can I be sarcastic about you?" ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "Tell you a secret, in fact, I think men must see women, and it is pleasing to the eye." When this guy spoke, he threw a wink at Xue Shengjing, and Xue Shengjing felt a cold air rising from the back tail vertebrae along the backbone to his neck, he was really a little chilling, I damn it, this guy won't have a dragon yang fetish, and he has a fancy for this king, right?
Hu Xiaotian patted Xue Shengjing's shoulder, Xue Shengjing's goosebumps rose, and his shoulders shook for no reason.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother, in fact, it's not your fault, it's just that you're back to normal, and it's easy to solve it." ”
When King Yan heard him say this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart, and said with a smile: "I hope that my brother will solve this trouble for me, and after the matter is completed, I will be grateful to my brother." ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "Wait! The guy turned and walked into the room.
King Yan was waiting for him in the courtyard, full of curiosity, wondering how he could help him solve this problem?
After a while, Hu Xiaotian had already come out of the room, he took a small bag of things in his hand, took one out of it, and shook it in front of King Yan.
King Yan looked fixedly, but it was a white translucent suit, he didn't know what it was, and said in amazement: "This is?" ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "This thing is the invincible King Kong set that I commissioned a skilled craftsman to order with a lot of money!" ”
When King Yan heard the name of this pulling wind, he immediately realized that it might be a treasure in front of him: "What is the invincible Vajra set?" ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "Big brother, please look!" "This thing pulled the condom made of the bladder with both hands, stretched it out more than a foot long, and then poofed at the opening! He blew a big breath and blew it into a balloon.
Xue Shengjing said: "This is ......"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother before the next sex, put this thing on you, this thing can be big or small, long or short, after wearing it, it can not only prolong your time, but also prevent all kinds of dark diseases, and the most powerful thing is that this thing can also prevent contraception!" ”
Xue Shengjing heard Hu Xiaotian's introduction, his eyes lit up, it was really a good thing! He reached out and wanted to take it.
Hu Xiaotian retracted his hand: "Big brother, this is a rare treasure in the world, brother, I finally asked someone to make a few, I originally wanted to take it as a gift to the emperor, to make the emperor happy, brother, I also want to find an official and a half-job...... "The emperor in his mouth is the emperor of Dakang, not Dayong."
Xue Shengjing couldn't hear that this guy was taking the opportunity to knock on his bamboo pole, and he smiled: "Brother, how can I, who is an elder brother, treat you badly." ”
Hu Xiaotian said with a straight face: "Big brother, brother, I don't want to knock you on the bamboo bar, I just want the eldest brother to do my brother a little favor, even if these things are precious, how can they compare to the feelings between our brothers." ”
Xue Shengjing scolded secretly, what you said was better than what you sang, and in the end, you didn't want me to help you, and he didn't dare to agree casually, and listen to Hu Xiaotian What did he want to help, he said in a low voice: "Brother, please speak." ”
Hu Xiaotian said: "I heard that Huo Shengnan is now being imprisoned by Dali Temple, Huo Shengnan has helped me, I am going to leave Yongdu in the next few days, before leaving, I want to go to see her, after all, we are friends, if I ignore her situation, it always seems that I am not righteous enough." ”
Xue Shengjing thought it was something embarrassing, but as soon as he heard it, he nodded and said, "This matter is easy to do, if my brother wants to go, I will take you to see her." ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "Of course, this is the best. After he finished speaking, he said: "There is one more thing ......" In fact, he only asked Xue Shengjing for help in this matter, but seeing that Xue Shengjing agreed so happily, he felt that his condition was too easy, so he regretted it a little in his heart, and simply put forward another condition with a cheeky face.
Xue Shengjing was depressed in his heart, he knew that Lao Tzu should not agree so happily, it would be difficult for you, and it would save you an inch.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother should know that my father and my mother are still wearing sinful bodies, and I originally wanted to go back and give these invincible King Kong sets to His Majesty, as long as I can make His Majesty happy, I will also ask His Majesty to forgive our Hu family's past sins, so that my father and my mother can regain their freedom." But since the eldest brother needs it, I can only give it to the eldest brother first. His eyes were fixed on the jasper pixiu hanging from Xue Shengjing's waist.
Xue Shengjing understood as soon as he saw this guy's gaze, this thing was worried about his own jade Pixiu, if he wanted to say that his jade pendant was a priceless treasure, he sighed in his heart, today he was pitted by this guy, instead of waiting for Hu Xiaotian to ask for it, it was better to take the initiative to give it to him. So he took off the jasper Pixiu and handed it to Hu Xiaotian: "This jade pendant is given to you, you can take it to your emperor, maybe you can please him." ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "That's embarrassing." He was polite, but his hands were not idle, he handed the bag of bladder to Xue Shengjing, and he directly hung the jasper pixiu on his body.
Xue Shengjing opened the bag of bladder swim bladders and clicked on them, there were a total of twelve invincible King Kong sets in it.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother, you can save a little bit of this invincible King Kong set, wash it and dry it after use, you can reuse it, it should be enough for you to use it for a year." ”
No matter what Xue Shengjing thought, he suffered a loss, and he didn't know what the effect was, so he actually cheated a treasure by him. Xue Shengjing said: "That jasper Pixiu is not an ordinary thing, it can predict the weather, before the rain, there will be white dots in the body of the Pixiu, and when the rain passes, it will become crystal clear again." (To be continued......)