Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 23 years old. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info This product is a big mouth, and he often speaks without brains. He's not the same as his former teammate's other foul-mouthed Van der Meyde, who is a broken mouth behind his back and likes to gossip. Ibrahimovic often squirts with a big mouth when facing the media, so that Raiola always has to wipe his ass every once in a while.

Ajax are currently top of the Eredivisie this season and the league is no longer their main focus. Not to mention Madiburg, where it is difficult to lose a single game in the Bundesliga, with both teams having their sights set on the UEFA Cup.

More than a week ago, the Ajax players gave a routine interview after training, because this kind of interview is very formulaic, and the reporter usually says some useless nonsense and clichés on both sides, but when the reporter asked about Ibrahimovic, the saliva came.

The reporter asked Ibrahimovic what he thought of the opponent of the League Cup, Madiburg, and the Swedes were very serious at first: Madiborg is a strong team, they are very strong in attack, very strong in defense, and cloudy. The journalist had another whim, because Ibrahimovic is the center forward, and the one who will be opposite him is Mertesacker, and both are young and have been on fire lately. What's even more interesting is that Ibrahimovic and Mertesacker are both tall, thin and tall at 1.95 meters, and their body sizes are very similar. So, the reporter asked Ibrahimovic to comment on Mertesacker.

Ibrahimovic is still normal: Mertesacker is a good defender and it will be very difficult to play against him....... Suddenly, the Swedes began to get sick.

“…… However, Mertesacker's turn was slow, as slow as my grandfather's. Wha......"

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The turning of a football player is mostly related to height, and the big man is naturally slower than the small man. But Mertesacker's turn is not slow, and he is much faster than any player of his height, at least faster than Dras. But you see who you want to compare with, the 195 cm Mo team deputy and the 171 cm Scar turned around, which is a bit unreasonable. Ibrahimovic, on the other hand, is clearly an outlier, his body coordination is super good, and his turn is much faster than the average big man, even surpassing many 'small' people who are 1.7 or 1.8 meters. Of course, you still let him compare with Scar, even if Ibu installs a booster plug-in, Scar is a loach, and he is faster than a one-meter-three turn.

Truth be told, Ibrahimovic did turn around faster than most defenders, faster than Mertesacker.

The Swedish boy's words sparked a war of words, which turned into a naked ridicule and attack on Mertesacker by Ibrahimovic under the rendering of reporters who were afraid of the big deal. As a result, the reporters all watched with bright eyes as the Six Musketeers fought back. The six young masters have also learned to be cunning for a long time, and they don't talk to Yibu at all, and football is not played with mouths. But when it comes to hurting people, several young masters really haven't served anyone.

Mertesacker is a man of sincerity: "I...... That's what Vicky is a very good player, but I'm ashamed that I don't care enough about him when I am a grandfather......"

Zhuo Yang: "Mr. Mertesacker, this is your mistake!" You, who are grandfathers, left the children alone in the Netherlands, and said that those of us who are uncles should also bring two catties of snacks to see the children......"

Mertesacker: "Blame me, blame me, turn around slowly when you're old, and slow to remember......"

"The baby is so pitiful, I think of us ...... who are grandfathers, don't talk about it...... Shed tears...... This grandson ...... "Scar Ribery was so sad that his face was distorted.

"Tzu Wu is still feeding, and the lamb is still kneeling. The Swedish erector is not filial, so I have never seen him come to visit his grandfather. The second brother, Montolivo, expressed his views from another angle.

"yes, yes, you can't just blame the grandfather, you know, his grandson didn't do a good job. We Germanic people say that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked......"

Or can the butcher get back to the point: "Turn fast?" Faster than my sewing machine? What, Pell, let your cheap grandson go and meet my sewing machine. ”

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When the Six Musketeers reported back to Amsterdam through the newspaper, Ibuden became angry, and he was about to scold the street when he opened his mouth. But before he could find a reporter to listen to his scolding, Raiola's phone call came first.

The fat man saw this war of words in the newspaper, and his brain hurt for a while. Both sides are his players, and no one is a fuel-efficient lamp, especially the six in Madiburg, one is wilting and the other is broken. The six young masters' favorite thing to do is to rush to stand up for their brothers, they really want to hold grudges, and they are determined to abolish Ibrahimovic on the field, and the Swedish kid may not be able to hide from it. There was already a senior 'Broken Leg Demon', and now there is a more ruthless 'Broken Egg Demon' and 'Broken Nose Demon', and I don't know when a demon will stand up.

Raiola yelled at the phone, and Ibrahimovic craned his neck at the other end. After scolding, the fat man warned Ibu: Sew up your broken mouth for me, and don't provoke those six. You spray others for the time being, don't let me hear anything from our own brokerage company, especially those six, otherwise Lao Tzu will be unkind to you. I'm going to get you together for the holidays, get some sports experts to give you some pointers, and be careful that those six will beat you up when the time comes. Don't talk about your broken taekwondo black belt, can you bluff others can bluff me? Isn't that a sports dance? At best, the square dance of their country is a realm......

Eevee stumbled in agreement, put down the phone and pouted. But when he faced reporters again, he didn't say anything, and no matter how good reporters did, he wouldn't pick up the stubble.

This Raiola hurriedly asked Steele to appease Zhuo Yang and the others, don't take it to heart, and don't add fuel to the fire. Before the game, the fat man was still not at ease, so he flew over from Italy and gathered the six little brothers together. However, you can't talk to these as you do to Ibrahim.

A few little brothers, how about it, give me face, don't worry about that kid. Don't be like him, I've scolded him, and I'll whip him no matter how cheap my mouth is......

Raiola was really afraid that these six young masters would really kill each other on the scene, and Ibuna was ready to sell it for a large price.

Of course, the Six Musketeers will give face to the fat man, but in fact, they didn't think about what to do with Ibu on the field, just fighting with each other. If others don't listen to a word, they have to think hard about revenge, it's too glassy, right? Are you tired of living like this? The Six Musketeers weren't so careful. It's good to win the game, any trash talk is a fart.

However, this small episode has become a classic in world football, and it has a long history. Because, the nickname of the last of the Six Musketeers has finally settled.