Chapter 13 Don't Speak When You Have a Nosebleed (Ask for Recommendations)

There is no way, if you accept the task, you have to carry it out, Jiang Shenglu also tried to accept it before and then deliberately didn't do it, but he regretted it in less than half a minute.

This feeling of really touching death, although Jiang Shenglu didn't ask the system if he wanted to kill him later, but he didn't want to feel the feeling of withering vitality for the second time.

Jiang Shenglu could only bite the bullet and go to the podium.

Before he reached the podium, the ground began to stir.

Although the people of this world are not ordinary devotion to sacrifices, no one will like this kind of lengthy meeting, and after Jiang Shenglu finished speaking, the teaching director came up to arrange the work, and I don't know how long it will take.

Naturally, there are some unnecessary links that should be saved in the province.

For example, Jiang Shenglu's speech on waste wood.

To be honest, for cultivators, Jiang Shenglu's speech really doesn't mean anything, it's just a cliché, and it's probably just the chatter of those low-status cultural class teachers in every class.

Only when Jiang Shenglu was in his first semester, Jiang Shenglu was really at the peak of his life at that time, not only did his cultivation not decline much, but Tu Muning had not yet entered the school, and he was the first in the steady literary and martial arts examinations.

At that time, Jiang Shenglu was only twelve years old, but the confidence revealed in that speech was really incomprehensible.

But now it is different from the past, and the current Jiang Shenglu is a waste firewood that he did not dare to participate in the martial arts test in order to save his cultivation for many years.

A few years ago, Jiang Shenglu had just gone up and didn't speak, and some people began to scold him.

"Why can you give a speech after the first in the literary exam?!"

"That's right, isn't it just carrying herbs on your back, on your back the formation diagram, then you don't have hands?"

"What if it's a theoretical plenum? It's not a waste wood that can't absorb spiritual power? ”

The scolding below came and went.

After a while, the thin and tall boy on the stage would run down crying because he couldn't bear the verbal violence.

There is no exception, it's really amazing!

But this time it's different!

Everything has changed!

Jiang Shenglu is already wearing women's clothes! He's already mother-in-law!

When things get to the worst, they get better!

Jiang Shenglu is about to bottom out!

When Jiang Shenglu stood firmly on the podium, the classmates in the audience were chatting casually with melon seeds, without the slightest intention of listening to him.

Only a very few trolls are constantly verbally insulting Jiang Shenglu, hoping that he can step down quickly!

Trolls? Ridiculous, as the best keyboard warrior, Jiang Shenglu would be afraid of this?

If it weren't for the fact that there are two wives of your own, I will recognize your family's genealogy for you!

"I don't think I need to introduce myself! As the first in the literary examination for so many years, you deserve to know my name! This sentence was full of anger, and with a sense of arrogance, it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Let's not talk about how arrogant Jiang Shenglu's words are, the power spread by this sentence alone cannot be shouted without the cultivation of more than five stages of the Forging Bone Realm.

But in fact, it is not a good thing to attract everyone's attention, after all, Jiang Shenglu originally only needed to resist the abuse of a few people, but now everyone is looking at Jiang Shenglu with unkind eyes, and the professionally trained master of ceremonies may not be able to resist this posture.

But Jiang Shenglu didn't think so, because the people below were too funny.

Unexpectedly, the moment everyone looked at Jiang Shenglu, their first reaction was to have a nosebleed first?!

Can you imagine a person who looks at you with a nosebleed and stubbornly scolds you?

This is too tsundere!

What kind of fairy character?

But the audience below is like this, everyone has more or less nosebleeds, and even a few guys are still scolding, but there is no less nosebleeds!

In this kind of scene, Jiang Shenglu can hold back and not laugh is already the limit, where is there time to be nervous?

Although Jiang Shenglu's emotions are under control, the problem now is that the following scene is a little uncontrollable.

They were provoked by the famous waste wood of the whole school, coupled with the thick smell of blood in the air, it was really difficult to calm down.

Jiang Shenglu used the power of his whole body's qi and blood to roar loudly a few times, similar to "Please be quiet!" In that case, it will not be effective.

"Huh! Is that the only way to do it? I really don't want to, you forced me! Jiang Shenglu sighed silently, as if he was going to use some forbidden tricks.

I saw Jiang Shenglu looking at everyone and slapping the shocked wood!

"Bang!"

The violent sound suddenly attracted everyone's attention, and with an even louder insult, it hit Jiang Shenglu.

I saw that Jiang Shenglu's heart was not flustered and his hands were not shaking.

"Huh!"

Unbuttoned the neckline of his light blue palace dress, and suddenly the neckline slipped off, revealing half of his fragrant shoulders!

"Hiss~~~" Everyone gasped, causing the temperature of the entire martial arts arena to rise by one degree.

At the moment when half of the fragrant shoulder was revealed, the noise of the audience stopped abruptly.

It's so quiet that dropping a millipin can also make the audience hear it clearly.

Everyone was quietly bleeding from their noses.

"Bang!" The sound of the head hitting the ground.

"Ahh There was a girl who fainted due to excessive blood loss! ”

At this time, a fan who was physically weak immediately fainted because he had lost too many nosebleeds.

The classmates around her scrambled to take him to the medical room.

But the noise at first could no longer be heard.

"Now that everyone has finally quieted down, I'm going to continue my speech." After Jiang Shenglu said this slowly, he put away his fragrant shoulders and buttoned his neckline.

"The topic of today's speech may be more profound, but I hope you can understand my good intentions."

"He may change your perception of the past and bring you a whole new set of values, I hope you don't be afraid!"

Seeing Jiang Shenglu's nonsense, the audience thought that the hot-tempered brother was about to scold when he opened his mouth!

I saw Jiang Shenglu's face calm, his left hand pinched the button on the neckline, put his right hand in front of his mouth and made a boo gesture, and then pointed at the old brother.

Suddenly, the nostrils of the person next to him tightened, and he held down the old brother and started fighting!

Jiang Shenglu saw that the signs of discipline confusion had been extinguished, so he continued: "I will summarize it into twenty-four words. ”

"These twenty-four words, every word, I hope you can write them down carefully and think about them carefully."

Although everyone was extremely disdainful of Jiang Shenglu's words, if what Jiang Shenglu said below was really so magical, then how could he still be a waste wood that couldn't even absorb spiritual power?

But no one dared to interrupt him, this person was so shameless, he actually seduced him if he didn't agree with him, if he showed his shoulders a few more times, he would directly become a dry corpse.

Jiang Shenglu was also very satisfied with the current environment, and then said those eight words with a serious face.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony."

As soon as Jiang Shenglu finished saying these eight words, a brilliant light bloomed behind him as if he had appeared a saint, and the light spread far beyond the small Royal Academy, and even Xu Yunxun, who had returned to the City Lord's Mansion, also felt it obviously.

Moreover, although this light was strong, it was not dazzling, and it seemed to be naturally formed by the luck of the Heavenly Dao.

Suddenly, people became serious.

At this moment, they began to really pay attention to what this waste wood said.