Chapter 426: Not handsome enough, you can only be fast!

"Eh, brother, what are you talking about, wake up, don't hurry up and greet someone."

Meng Lang patted his head and said, and then he and the girl who was still waiting saw it together,

Fang Ran silently took off his sunglasses and put them in his pocket.

Then, as if he had lost his memory, he read the voice with a huge fake stick, and shouted as he ran backwards with a rather exaggerated running posture:

"Oh, yes, yes, I, of, ink, glasses, get, lost, gone, what, small or ~ quickly lend me your clothes to wear~"

Meng Lang: "......"

Dude, you're so sassy...

"Huh? Lost, Captain, can you be a little more careless? ”

Looking at Fang Ran, who seemed to be his own unconscious child, Gou Yu sighed helplessly, took off his sunglasses and handed them to him.

Fang Ran took it with a happy face, took his kitchen knife by the way, waved his hand at him and said happily:

"By the way, Xiao or, you should be tired after doing this for a long time, I'll help you, you go sell goods and rest."

"I'm not actually tired..."

Looking at Fang Ran's unusually enthusiastic look, although Gou Yu was slightly puzzled, he still shook his head and clapped his hands with a sigh, thinking about when the captain cared so much about himself, walked to the 'front desk' of the waste bookbox selling shaved ice in the back seat of the electric car in front, looked at the girl waiting there and nodded and said calmly:

"A glass of shaved ice?"

The girl who was originally frowning and seemed to be very reluctant to come to buy this kind of thing to quench her thirst was stunned when she saw Gou Yu, and then it took a second to react.

"Ahh Well, yes, I... I want a glass of shaved ice..."

She nodded a little panicked, her voice became more and more quiet and weak for some reason, and she subconsciously brushed the sideburns messed up by sweat around her ears with her hands.

However, Gou Yu didn't notice, he picked up a cup of shaved ice from Meng Lang, then took out the 'thoroughly sweetened Xuanmai citrus' from the waste book box and poured it on it, then handed it to her with a polite smile and nodded:

"Here, your shaved ice."

"Oh . . . Oh well, thanks, that... Scan the code..."

Qingxiu girl, because it was too hot, her face was still very red, and she said, then raised her head and stared at Gou Yu a few times and asked.

"If you scan the code, it's here."

Gou Yu pointed to the QR code pasted on the waste bookbox, and thought very strangely,

Well? Isn't the position of the post eye-catching enough?

"Ah, I'm sorry, I just saw that."

The girl who just noticed the QR code replied like a dream, and then took out her mobile phone for some reason and scanned the code to pay for some reason, and fled with a smoke.

And then half a minute later...

"Well, I want a cup of shaved ice."

"Me too."

"Well, okay, please wait a minute."

Gou Yu quickly took out two more glasses of shaved ice with magic and handed them to the two girls who came to buy shaved ice.

...

Three minutes later...

"Ask for a glass of shaved ice."

"I want two..."

"Give me a cup of shaved ice for that trouble."

...

Seeing the increase in the number of people who came to buy shaved ice, Gou Yu suddenly felt the pressure of being busy, he rolled up his sleeves, took out cup after cup of shaved ice with concise movements, and handed it to the girl in front of him who seemed to be close to ten, and felt slightly strange in his heart,

Well? Why do you feel like there are more people all of a sudden?

Gou Yu shook his head, a little confused...

And I don't know if it's an illusion, he always feels that after he rolls up his sleeves, the nearby gaze becomes stronger...

"Well, excuse me, is this place selling shaved ice?"

Seeing that another weak girl came over to ask, Gou Yu nodded at her and smiled politely:

"Hmm, would you like a glass of shaved ice?"

...

Ten minutes later...

Looking at the hot scene of more than a dozen people queuing up in front of me and a lot of waiting customers nearby (all girls), I was finally asked with a smile by a girl who looked quite beautiful and looked very confident and elegant...

"That's... I can add to your > sentence,

Gou Yu finally reacted with some hindsight,

He stopped what he was doing, looked at the handmade shaved ice that had just been irrigated with the magic wheat citrus in his hand, and thought silently in his heart...

I....

Doesn't it seem to have been tricked by the captain....

However, he didn't know at this time that the photos he was secretly taken had become popular among all the girls' groups in this year's freshman group as "the most handsome shaved ice seller on the edge of the playground".

All the girls who saw the photos uploaded in the group, and the comments that followed were all 'I'm dripping, who is this?' ''Look, he's a little handsome'', wait, where is he now? "Hurry up, I want his contact information in a minute, or I'll hammer everyone here to death" and so on...

prefers to die, at this time, Gou Yu heard the voices of two hateful guys behind him who pushed him out as a 'Kanban Niang'.

"I'll it! Brother, your secret trick also works! ”

This is the shocked voice of a certain Meng Lang.

"Hmph, my stupid brother, I'll tell you to believe that the baby is right! And do you dare not learn other people's local accents..."

This is the sound of what seems to be a certain Fang Ran.

Although it is a little different from the original plan of the 'Shaved Ice Three', judging from the discussion of the 'The Most Handsome Shaved Ice Seller on the Edge of the Playground' in the freshman group, they have achieved their goal perfectly.

Gou Yu's brows jumped, but he had to keep smiling in front of others and clenched his fists, feeling an incomparably headache,

No matter how much he tried to stop and be careful, he still let these two guys get out of the moth.

You two bastards....

And in the 'backstage', while stepping up the production of shaved ice, Fang Ran and Meng Lang, who were staring at the scene of Gou Yu who was almost overwhelmed by the girls who came to 'buy shaved ice',

They all swallowed slowly with a confused face.

Feeling the speed of sales and the speed of production requirements, Fang Ran and Meng Lang both kept executing the shaved ice production process with both hands, feeling the pressure.

"Sure enough, Xiao or there is no need to earn money with us at all, he can eat with his face."

Meng Lang looked straight in the direction of Gou Yu, automatically filled cup after cup of shaved ice with both hands, and nodded and said with a thoughtful nod.

"This kind of thing, I knew about it as early as the first time I met Xiao Or."

Fang Ran held the kitchen knife with a curled blade, stood in front of the sauerkraut jar and kept 'clicking' chopping the ice, and after listening to Meng Lang's words, he rolled his eyes and said.

"Well, it is said that women's spending power is far greater than that of old men, and I have seen it this time."

Seeing that the number of people was not inferior to the scene in the morning, Meng Lang pursed his lips and nodded with a serious expression.

"Brother, from this sentence, I can deduce the fact that you are a single dog who has not gone shopping with women."

Fang Ran glanced at him and complained silently.

However, Meng Lang stared at him expressionlessly, and complained back:

"Brother, let's not hurt each other, okay, what qualifications do you have to say to me that a guy like you who has accompanied your mother to go shopping at most, you see if you stand for half a day, small or just half an hour after you have been in the market, how big is the gap, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

Fang Ran: "......"

Because my brother complained too sharply, I suddenly felt that I had been incurably injured....

"Ahh I don't listen, I don't listen, brother, you're a big horse! ”

Fang Ran, who had been hit and entered a state of self-abandonment, gritted his teeth and shouted!

"Brother, accept the reality, the reality is that you can be happy surrounded by a bunch of girls with your face, and we can only silently hold the ice cubes in the back."

Meng Lang looked up at the cloudless sky at a melancholy 45Β° angle, and then did not forget to quickly fill the shaved ice in his hands.

"Dude! How can you be so unproductive! You have to believe that you are not handsome enough, you can only have fast hands!! ”

"Uh.... Dude, although I probably guessed that asking such a question would lead the topic in a very bad direction, but I'm still curious, why are you suddenly saying this? ”

Meng Lang's face was entangled, his face was distorted, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

"So as long as your hands are fast, it's cool to nine days away! I don't care, I don't care! Today, I'm going to earn back all my mental losses from these leeks who can only look at my face! Starburst Air Healing Slash! ”

Fang Ran's whole person seemed to be burning with a raging flame, his eyes were shining, and the ice cubes in the sauerkraut jar in front of him with a kitchen knife in both hands and one hand were chaotic!

"Poof!"

Meng Lang, who was thundered by his words, directly spewed out a mouthful of old blood, and his heart roared with his brows jumping.

(╬╯▼Д▼)β•―(┻━┻ God is so fucking cool that it's nine days away, you bastard are really talking about buying shaved ice to make money instead of jerking off!)

However, in addition, Meng Lang felt that there were too many slots, so he didn't know where to vomit all of a sudden, so he could only cover his face and cry in his heart with a broken face.

And where did you get another kitchen knife.... (laughs)