Jiang Shenglu, a migrant worker who is brushing "Youth Pig-headed Boy Won't Dream of Bunny Girl Senior Sister", is still amazed when he sees the famous scene of the master, like what:

"Just listening to the sound of water in the shower can make three bowls of rice."

"Thinking about it is a hundred times more astringent than Mai thinking."

"I'm not going to do anything with Futaba's bathwater."

Jiang Shenglu, who silently recited the full text, is also in YY, when will he be able to talk about a sweet love......

Think about Jiang Shenglu is about to run for three, or the maternal fetus solo!

It's not that there is any mental illness, or abnormal sexual orientation or anything like that, it's just too straight, a straight man of steel.

If ordinary people have Jiang Shenglu's peach blossom luck, by twenty-eight or nine, the second child will play soy sauce.

But Jiang Shenglu looked at the little hair he had left in order to meet Party A's father's request, as well as the Liuwei Dihuang pills scattered on the computer table, he still gave up his illusions, turned off Bilibili, and drew the draft silently.

In this life, I will live with my two-dimensional wife for a lifetime.

At 7:15 in the morning, Jiang Shenglu rushed out of the manuscript all night and got such a sentence.

"The shade is too dry, we want that full, multicolored black, you understand?"

I'm afraid that no designer can stand this kind of request, Jiang Shenglu fell under the computer desk with black eyes at that time.

Since Jiang Shenglu was working from home, there was no one in the rental house who was alone to call an ambulance for him who had a heart attack.

Jiang Shenglu, who was panting, tried his best to climb to his computer desk, just about to ask Party A for help.

What I didn't expect to see was, "Actually, this manuscript is really important, or Xiao Jiang, you can send the first version over, we think it's not bad!" ”

"Grass!" This ubiquitous plant became Jiang Shenglu's last words.

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Tianyan Calendar 4396 Tianwu Empire - Sunset City

In an extremely luxurious attic in Jiang's mansion, birds and beasts chase flowers and butterflies on the walls as if they have come to life.

On the desk near the window are the four treasures of the study room with exquisite workmanship, but the torn rice paper and the broken wolf hair all interpret the hysteria experienced by the owner of the attic.

Bai Su's clothes seemed to be out of place with the decoration of this house, the skin like snow was translucent but slightly pale, three thousand green silks were scattered messily aside, the bright red mattress set off the snow-white and transparent face, and a lotus root-like crystal arm naturally hung down.

Such a beautiful woman, but there is a fresh knife cut deep into the wrist that can be seen.

The knife was still trickling with blood, apparently just cut the wrist.

But at this moment, the beautiful woman who should have died due to excessive blood loss suddenly rounded her eyes, and even scratched her head casually with her arm gushing blood......

"Who am I? Where am I? Why does it hurt a little? The beautiful woman was talking to herself, but suddenly she looked at her arm.

"Shhh Is this AR? The pain is so real?! Jiang Shenglu, who was confused, looked at the blood gushing out with a frightened expression.

Jiang Shenglu, who was forced to wake up by the pain, hurriedly wrapped his pillow towel around his wrist, but the wound was too big to be completely stopped.

Jiang Shenglu got out of bed and wanted to find something to stop the bleeding, so he stumbled and fell to the ground, watching the blood continue to soak out through the pillow towel, Jiang Shenglu couldn't help but feel a little desperate.

"WDNMD, it's really unlucky to open the door for unlucky, unlucky to get home, isn't it fragrant for me to honestly have a heart attack? Do you have to let me die twice? ”

The more he is on the verge of death, the clearer his thinking, Jiang Shenglu has understood his current situation, with his many years of experience in YY, he should have crossed over, but he was unlucky to cross over to a soft egg who was committing suicide.

Then he was inexplicably killed by himself.

While waiting for death, Jiang Shenglu sorted out the reason why he committed suicide by cutting his wrists from the memories of his former host.

It's actually because he's too handsome,

In the end, he fell seriously ill, couldn't bear the burden, and committed suicide?

How handsome is Lao Tzu now?!

But now is not the time to think about this, at this time it is better to think about Meng Po Tonga without coriander.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host activation system! 】

“giao？！ I'm really the protagonist of the system! Jiang Shenglu immediately became excited when he saw that there was a system, his YY for many years was really right, since rebirth and crossing, how could there be no system?!

"System! System! Help me, your host is going to die! ”

[After scanning, it is a simple wound healing, and it can be redeemed as long as the host unconditionally completes an F-class task!] 】

As soon as he heard that there was a play, what task did Jiang Shenglu care, of course, survival was the most important, and he agreed.

"Yes, yes, no problem, no problem!"

The next thing was very simple, when Jiang Shenglu heard the familiar sound of [ding! I immediately untied the pillow towel on my wrist, and sure enough, the wound was gone, and it was as clean as new.

If it weren't for the pool of blood under his feet that hadn't yet coagulated, Jiang Shenglu would have even thought that he hadn't cut his wrists.

The first thing Jiang Shenglu did for the rest of his life after the catastrophe was to quickly take off his blood-stained pajamas, and the sticky clothes were really uncomfortable.

And the second thing, of course......

Look at how handsome you look!

It's not because the pervert wants to see his own fruit!

It's just because the bloody clothes are uncomfortable!

After a while, Jiang Shenglu, who was standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror, couldn't help himself for a long time, although he wanted to praise himself for being uneducated, and there were only two words in his mind: "!! ”

These slender calves!

This tight muscle!

The long hair of this shawl is paired with a rolling Adam's apple! (The Adam's apple rolls because I'm swallowing saliva!) ）

This appearance is enough to support a cowherd custom shop!

It's a walking aphrodisiac!

It seems that in the future, you have to go out less and practice more, when the world will be invincible, and you can beat all the people who want to stab yourself to death before going out!

【Ding! The system task has been released, please accept it in time! 】

"Accept it immediately!" Since you have promised to complete a task unconditionally, there is naturally no reason to shirk.

But Jiang Shenglu, who originally thought it was some kind of training task, couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he saw the task......

"What's that?" Jiang Shenglu carefully read the mission rules again.

[This mission is an F-level mission, and the host needs to wear the most beautiful women's clothes tomorrow and return to the Weiyang County Royal Academy]

"I lost! With my small arms and legs now, I am only a scumbag cultivator of the third stage of the Bone Realm, so I am not allowed to be ravaged by others?! ”

"The worst of those school bullies in my memory is also the sixth stage of the Forging Bone Realm, right?!"

"Chrysanthemum for life?!"

And at this moment, people all over the continent couldn't help but fall into deep thought when they looked at the drawings of fancy clothes that appeared in front of their eyes.

Although there are many people who are determined not to give up their dignity for a little reward.

But......

The system gives too much!