"This is definitely one of the worst movies of all time! It's also one of the most logically twisted movies I've ever seen! If HA1 takes place in a wealthy neighborhood where there are enough security forces to allow Kevin to travel smoothly, what about HA2? A twelve-year-old kid, dressed in an expensive yuppie costume, shows up in Central Park at night and is not robbed by robbers? This alone makes me sick! Is security so good in New York? Have I been here for thirty years? ”

"I love HA1! Because there is normal logical thinking in that movie! The two thieves will lose power, so Kevin can't call the police! The community police are lazy and stupid, which gives thieves a chance! Potential plot holes have been cleverly handled by the screenwriters! But "HA2" has no charm at all! He's just a shoddy retelling! I don't even understand why Kevin didn't call the police! I don't even understand how the hotel staff agreed to Kevin using his dad's credit card! This is purely a Hollywood hooligan sequel! I don't see any sincerity other than making money! ”

"After watching HA2, all I had in my head was FOX saying to all the crew members, 'Hey, let's do it again, make the exact same movie!' If in "HA1", Kevin is just defending his homeland, then in "HA2", he seems to be the demon child in "Pet Sematary"! He tried to use fire, electricity, and bricks against the two poor thieves! I shudder at the thought of the children in the cinema who saw the thieves brutally tortured for half an hour laugh! And I also understand why Fox didn't hold the premiere since "HA1", because they were afraid that we, the film critics, would give them a review that they were not satisfied with! ”

In fact, as early as after the cancellation of the premiere of "Home Alone 2" and the cancellation of film critics and media reporters, those guys who rely on the pen to eat are already very dissatisfied.

Because the sequel film review of a hit movie is equivalent to a thirteenth salary and a year-end bonus, and for these guys who don't have a fixed salary, meeting once a year is considered lucky.

According to their assumptions, the way of buying good reviews in "Terminator 2" is what they want to see the most, but what is the result? Fox actually blocked their money-making opportunity, that-

You're welcome!

Since you are in the way of our wealth, even if it is an egg, we have to pick out the bones for you!

No way, this is the living environment of film critics today!

Before the movie is released, they can brag nonsense, because the box office of the previous work is 500 million, and even if the sequel dives, it will definitely make a lot of money, so if they collect money to write a public relations draft, they are not afraid of being slapped in the face at all, and they eat it all at both ends, and the pen fee and manuscript fee can make them make a lot of money; But after the movie is released, the situation is different, there is a way is the icing on the cake, far less eye-catching than the maverick, only the thorns can make those newspapers that want to stretch their sales publish their film reviews!

As a result, as soon as the movie was released, they paid out of their own pockets and rushed into the theater.

After watching the movie, the content full of slots made these guys even more excited!

Is this a movie?

A plot full of holes!

Social symptoms that do not correspond to reality!

A high remake of the plot cliché!

It's like sending money to your door!

Not only that, but they also expressed deep emotion.

Fortunately, Fox canceled the film viewing meeting for film critics and media reporters!

Otherwise, wouldn't they become accomplices corrupted by money?

The sudden excitement made these guys rush to the manuscript frantically, and many fast gunners even took only ten minutes to hand over the palm-sized comments to the editor-in-chief of the newspaper they had worked with for a long time.

On the night of the film's release, when the evening newspapers around the country were rushed to print, the heart-wrenching film reviews sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and they continued to spread in all corners of America.

If you sum up the words of those guys, they can actually be summed up in one sentence, that is: 'The whole movie is not nutritious, the plot logic is completely broken, and the humanitarian idea is completely trampled, and there is no merit except for being funny." ’

In the eyes of these guys, even if their evaluation can't give the movie a head-on blow, they have to make their own contribution to the elimination of this kind of garbage movie.

They won't admit it!

In their words, this is a powerful response to protect film art from being trampled by capital!

…………

"Sure enough, these guys still squirted!" Roland put down the newspaper with a helpless smile on his face.

In fact, as early as the time when the script was conceived, he had already expected such a day.

There's no way, make money, this kind of thing, as long as you do it, don't be afraid of being discovered by others!

Critics are not stupid!

Although most of the time, insiders hate them very much, but these guys' eyes are not blind!

Although in the three-minute short film celebrating the 60th anniversary of the Cannes Film Festival, Lars Trier personally went into battle and directed a good scene of 'hacking the critic to death', the content of the film is that when watching the movie, the film critic sitting next to him kept pointing fingers, and Lars Trier, who couldn't stand it, didn't say a word, and directly picked up an axe and cut off the other party's head!

When it was screened in Cannes that year, the peers on the scene applauded wildly!

But—

Lars Trier's works, few of them sell well.

Although the famous director Federico Fellini also publicly dissed film critics in his movie "Eight and a Half Parts", in the film, the film critic who kept BB by the director's side was directly dragged out by Fellini and hanged! But—

Federico Fellini's works are also rarely the kind of big sellers.

And "Nine", which is related to "Eight and a Half Parts", is even more of a mess.

As for the one who made an appointment with the film critic and directly put the film critic in front of more than 600 people. Big brother......

I'm sorry this guy is called Uwe Ball, a frequent customer of Golden Sour Plum.

Admittedly, no one likes this kind of guy who lies on top of himself and sucks blood.

But the problem is, sometimes, you have to admit that some film critics are quite right when they don't take money.

Pauline Kyle's kind of guy who can forcibly overturn the review results and ask the MPAA to re-rate the movie is the only one, but even if it is the only one, it doesn't mean that others have a worse vision than her.

Besides, if you can't see it by copying yourself, then they don't mix.

Roland also understands what these guys really like.

As far as the facts are concerned, if the plot of "Home Alone 2" is modified 'slightly'.

That is not the case right now.

The beginning of the movie: Kevin is separated from his parents and strays into New York, and the plane his parents are on crashes, killing the whole family and becoming orphans, and Kevin, who has been devastated, also suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.

In desperation, Kevin is adopted by the owner of the Plaza Hotel in New York and meets the daughter of a rich family.

Accompanied by the daughter of a wealthy family, Kevin did not come out of the psychological shadows, but became an animalist protector, and also met the black aunt who fed the pigeons in Central Park every day.

In the process of chatting, Kevin learned that the other party was also a poor homeless person, and he was touched by the scene.

At the invitation of the other party, Kevin decided to go to the other party's residence to have a look.

When he went to the black aunt's house, Kevin suddenly found that the water thieves he had encountered before appeared in New York and wanted to rob the toy store, so the smart and clever Kevin worked with the black aunt to stop the other party's evil behavior.

When arresting them, Kevin unexpectedly learned that the two thieves turned out to be LGBT people, or a pair of lovers, even if one of them fled, he had to think about coming back to save each other, and the reason why they kept stealing was because they were a pair of war refugees, who were black households, had no normal financial resources, and there was a paralyzed sister of faith *** at home to raise, so they would take risks, in front of this touching story, Kevin cried bitterly, not only came out of PTSD, Kind-hearted, he also chose to let go of the two water pirates......

The end of the movie: Under the cold moonlight, the world rings the Christmas Eve bells, and when Kevin watches the back of the water pirate, gradually disappearing into the dark night, a familiar hand is also held with him......

If the script is written like this, will film critics dare to spray it?

If they dare to squirt, don't talk about mom the next day, even the eighteenth generation of ancestors is gone!

But, does the audience like this thing?

Just kidding!

Although the audience may pay lip service to support, the body will definitely sit at home honestly!

What's so good about this kind of movie?

Stupid beeps will buy tickets!

To put it mildly, film critics are actually more than 'the top of the immortals, proud of the world!' With my keyboard, there is a day! 'The pure trolls are much more annoying! Treat the guy who squirts for the sake of squirting, tries to pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beats you with rich experience, just block and ban the words, but now? Roland directly grabbed them and burst them out?

Isn't that a dream!

But he can't do it!

The mouth of a film critic can never be stopped, and how many of them are mixed in this circle that have not been sprayed?

For this kind of thing, regardless of whether it is a Jewish gang or a film company, they can only buy people to fight a war of words with them.

In the end, only the market determines success or failure.

And the market-

…………

"This group of film critics has a problem with their brains? This was meant to be a children's movie! ”

"Is there anything wrong with the storyline of HA2? Kevin didn't call the police and the queen asked the magic mirror, 'Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?' Isn't it the same thing? Kevin called the police, so where is the movie? If the queen doesn't ask the magic mirror, then Snow White won't be targeted! Why don't they say there's something wrong with Snow White? ”

"As for cruelty to thieves? Wow...... I'm afraid this group of people is not stupid, right? They actually sympathized with the two villains? When your life is threatened, when you see two wicked people you know are bad, they are actually resentful of the tragic fate of the villain? Could it be that they want to see a movie where children raise their hands and surrender to be slaughtered by the wicked? I have to suspect that they are spies sent by the USSR! ”

When Emma put down the newspaper panting, sulking with her hands on her hips, Eve, who shared the house with her, was also dissatisfied, but she was still sensible, "But, dear, the USSR has disintegrated......"

"That's Russia!" Emma turned her head suddenly, her eyes glaring, "Anyway, it can't be my own person!" ”

Yes!

Compared with Roland, who accepts the facts, his group of fans has exploded!

For these sister fans, the accusations and evaluations in the newspaper are simply unreasonable!

It's a popcorn movie!

It's not those Olympian films!

And the root of popcorn movies is not to tell a story completely, while making the general public feel happy, happy, and cool? No, a lot of popcorn can't even tell a story!

Take "Ghost Attack" as an example, as a B-level commercial film, it needs muscles and muscles, special effects and special effects, beautiful women and beauties, and action and action, every fight is very enjoyable, and there are endless jokes and easter eggs, but the chaotic editing and neurotic flashbacks make people look confused.

Normal commercial films are that you can watch them without thinking about it, and you can watch it coolly; And this commercial film is, if you don't watch it with your brain, you can't figure out the plot at all, but watch it with your brain? Sorry, I can't hold it for half an hour, the flashback is too uncomfortable!

And how does it compare to "Ghost Attack"?

"HA2" I don't know how many times better!

Don't look at the plot is simple, but if you want children to understand and have fun, it's not so simple!

It's the same as bringing a baby, it seems easy, but and pee can kill you!

In the eyes of those sister fans, the anger of film critics is all smearing!

My Roland is so cute, how can he be fierce and cruel?

He's just dealing with the bad guys! He's guarding a toy store that symbolizes children's dreams!

HA2 has already brought them a lot of laughs, and I think it's worth the ticket price and time, what are you?

As for Kevin being more ferocious than in the first part?

Although my sister fans can't find fault with this, after seeing it, my father and mother fans suddenly just want to hehe!

Have you ever heard of the 'quasi-adult period' and 'adolescent rebellion period' in psychology?

Between the ages of 10 and 13, adolescents are inherently unstable, they will be bored with repeated admonitions, they will feel that there are loopholes in the words of adults, and they will feel disgusted by criticism......

In this kind of menstrual period that everyone goes through, the twelve-year-old Kevin in the film is like a demon?

So may I ask you, film critics, do you have a baby at home?

If you have physical reasons, then the public can understand, if you have a baby, you are messing around!

These movie reviews were originally written for adults, but when adults saw them, they only had the word stupid beep in their heads!

Angry spews throughout, except for the fact that the plot is similar, everything else is.

Just like what Xu Da Troll talked about, even if some parents were not interested in this movie in the first place, and after watching it with their children, they felt that there was nothing other than funny, but now, the criticism made them feel that this was not deliberately targeted?

And who are these critics targeting?

Whoever is the biggest in the whole movie, who are they targeting!

Now, it's not the era when movies just came out, don't think people are too stupid!

As parents of children, can they not know that an adolescent bear child is really rebellious, is that even more terrifying than Kevin in the movie? The interpretation in the movie is already to the point!

After all, every year in America, there are cases of children stealing guns from players and dying unexpectedly!

That way, they'll also talk about 'I took my kids to see Home Alone 2 on Thanksgiving, did you go?' ’； Or is it 'those little ones in my family like Roland Allen so much that they bought the same down jacket sold in the theater and cost me more than 200 dollars'?

This is when there is no media outrage, people complain about the spoiling of their bear children!

And when I found out that the brain circuits of those high-ranking film critics and myself were not in the same channel at all.

A kind of revenge psychology generated by wanting to argue, so that these parents who originally felt that "Home Alone 2" were ordinary-

Opened his mouth Amway.

That's right, although they do think that "Home Alone 2" is also suitable for children, but it is just average, and it is not unbearable! Normal evaluation, they will feel justified, but can be wantonly derogatory? That's boring!

Although your evaluation is reasonable, we don't listen to it because it is too extreme!

Those evaluations also made the public understand a problem.

What film critics like is good?

Bullshit!

People's eyes are all covered by the heavenly spirit!

…………

So, just when Roland was expecting that the Jewish gang and Fox could pull someone to help him spray back, those sister parties who felt that film critics were too harsh, as well as those parents who thought that film critics had no children at all, and those who didn't look at film reviews at all, took the lead in counterattacking......

Since there was no feedback from film critics before the release, the box office on the first day of Thanksgiving was very stable.

More than 20 million, within the range of everyone's expectations.

But—

For the next two days, the reviews didn't affect people.

Or rather, that unbearable curse has the effect of pushing the direction.

After all, "HA" and "T2" are out there.

No one believes that Roland will pick up the bad book in the case of an epic start!

And when the box office of the first weekend was released, "Lethal Weapon 3" also gave the record of the first weekend box office of America in 92-

Forty-two million!

The movie pays back in three days!

Next!

It's all net gain!