005 We're here to beat up your dear housemates
After Ye Shi vomited, he felt weak all over his body, and because he had used the elf glasses many times today, his energy was very reduced.
"I can't think of where to put you for the time being, you can put this suit and mask on and return to the original location on the mountain to standby."
For the white carving, Ye Shi didn't think of a good buyer, so he could only let it be put first, and the mask and clothes, he didn't want to wear it anymore, fortunately, the white carving's belly was open, and there was a small cabinet to store things.
Although the white eagle was born with a machine singularity and has independent thinking and emotions, it also does not reject the standby state, and whenever it enters the state of sleep, it is like having a sleep, and it is usually a sweet dream. So it flew back to the mountain and began to fall into a deep sleep.
After Ye Shi locked the location on the mobile phone elf map, he looked all the way to the city road, and then waited for the car to find a stone bench to sit on.
After waiting for half an hour, an elf bus passed by here, and Ye Shi saw it familiarly, this elf bus seemed to be from the academy, and there was a sign of the academy on it, he immediately beckoned, and the car stopped.
As soon as he went up, he saw a group of new faces, and he realized that this was the welcome bus that Kenny was talking about.
"I'm a XX freshman applying for the Elf Academy." According to what Kenny said at that time, Ye Shi immediately made up an identity, and the driver smoked a cigarette, took a break, and said, "You are an old student pretending to be a new student, right?" ”
"Why do you say that?"
"In order to prevent old students from pretending to be new students and occupying the public resources of the college, this college specially sent a code in the mobile phone of each new student. I've had six old students pretending to be freshmen on this trip, but none of them know what the code is, and you're the seventh. The driver saw that Ye Shi did not have a code, opened the car door, and let him go down.
"Cipher? I think about it, I get it. Ye Shi said: "The code is that Kirby Beast is in love with green apples. ”
The driver was surprised, "You definitely don't know just now, who told you." ”
Ye Shi pushed the elf glasses, "You told me personally when I wanted to go down." Under the driver's bewildered face, Ye Shi patrolled around the elf bus, trying to see if there was Kenny, but unfortunately, no, maybe it was not the code, so he failed to sneak in.
He had just used the elf glasses again, and Ye Shi wanted to sleep very much now, so he didn't look at anyone on the elf bus, but only found the position where there was no one at the back, and then fell down and fell asleep.
But after only a short sleep, someone pushed him, "You get up." ”
"It's rude, didn't you see that senior brother was sleeping?" Ye Shi half-opened his eyes, and only vaguely saw a man, which was even more uninterested, and fell asleep again.
"The overlord is still reasonable, you get up." The man was pushing him again, but Ye Shi ignored him, and finally he took a picture of Ye Shi who was asleep and uploaded it to the elf forum.
"This person is in a hegemonic seat on the welcome bus, and he is lying in four positions alone." The post with this title only went through two hours of fermentation, and it quickly became popular, and Ye Shi himself didn't know it, and he didn't wake up until the elf bus arrived at the elf academy.
"I still feel so tired."
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the Elf Academy, Ye Shi was already planning to move the bed from the elf bus to the laboratory, and through the window, he could see that many old students were already holding welcome flags to welcome the arrival of the new students.
The elf bus opened the door, and a group of freshmen swarmed out, surrounded by many old students premeditatedly, and divided it up like a sheep, but unfortunately there were more monks and less meat, and most of the old students were left alone, and Kenny was one of them, although he tried very hard, he was too weak to rob the others.
Just as Kenny had no choice but to give up, he saw the last person to come out of the car door, which was Ye Shi.
Kenny looked incredulous, and surrounded him, and a 170-pound man cried with joy, "Ye Shi, you actually deceived me into not getting on the elf bus, I thought you couldn't support the wall with this piece of mud, but I didn't expect you to finally get lost, and finally got reliable, and successfully mixed into the elf bus." ”
Ye Shi was very embarrassed to be praised, "No, no, no, I just went up after handing over the maintenance items, and I went up when I met them by chance on the road, and I was not as motivated as you said." ”
"Your luck, it's amazing, and you even guessed the code correctly, and my code on the elf bus was a little close, but I was still driven down." Kenny was full of tears when he said it, he rushed to the city early in the morning to squat on the elf bus, but he didn't expect to get on the bus and have to say the code, but unfortunately although his code was very close, the driver just wouldn't give it.
"What did you say in your code?" Ye Shi was very curious.
"The little rich woman is in love with Kirbymon."
"Sure enough, it's you."
Kenny suddenly pulled Ye Shi to a corner, away from a large group of people, and said, "Fortunately, we have you, otherwise we would have been wiped out, you tell me honestly, how many newborn Penguins you have added to the car, I will help you staff and see if there is a little rich woman in it." His eyes lit up, and he almost let out a wolf-like howl, and when it came and went, with Ye Shi's internal response, he could finally get in touch with the little rich woman.
Speaking of this, Ye Shi looked embarrassed, "I got into the car, but I was too tired at the time......"
Kenny's brow furrowed widely, interrupting Ye Shi's next words, "Don't you tell me you didn't add the Penguin to anyone?" ”
“……”
"You're right." Ye Shi sweated on his forehead, he was tossed by the little rich woman of Hua Jimei all morning today, which caused him to have no interest in the little rich woman when he got on the elf bus, and now when he saw Kenny, he remembered that he didn't add anything.
Seeing that Kenny's face was very unkind, Ye Shi hurriedly remedied, "Today I also met a little rich woman, very rich, the kind of top little rich woman, and she also gave me an elf robot." ”
"Ye Shi, people should be down-to-earth, don't blow such a loud cow."
"Really, I can call that elf robot over."
"Block!"
Ye Shi was very helpless, no one believed him when he told the truth, and Kenny was a 'down-to-earth' person, and after failing on Ye Shi's side, he flocked to the freshman side to see if he could pick up the leaks.
After yawning, Ye Shi felt tired and tired, so he hurriedly wanted to go to the laboratory to sleep, it was best to sleep until night, and then start eating directly.
When he had just left the elf bus for a distance, a group of people suddenly rushed to the elf bus, shouting Ye Shi's name everywhere, but it was violent, obviously to seek revenge.
Ye Shi turned his head and saw it from a distance, very surprised, he hadn't provoked anyone recently.
But as soon as he saw that there were so many people, he immediately quickened his pace and left, and couldn't help but peek at it with his elven glasses.
Characters: The group of people who shouted Ye Shi's name
Event: Find Leaf Stone
Time: -300~0
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Affected by the fermentation of the post on the forum, 'This person is on the welcome bus, lying in four positions alone', Ye Shi didn't know that there was a group of college bar friends who were 'filled with righteous indignation and swore justice', and they had already gathered somewhere in the academy, ready to beat him up when the elf bus arrived, and would say to him: "In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect world peace, and to implement love and true justice, cute and charming decent characters, we are specially here to beat your dear housemates." ”
“……”