In the end, the MVP player gave the sheep protector.

As the real core output player in the team, the sheep protector has established his status with explosive output again and again.

In a word: Secretary of the Chicken in Good Times, King Kong of the Fish in the Peaceful Realm, Pioneer of the Dog in Distress, Protector of the Sheep in Adversity, and the Leader of the Desperate Situation Out of the Mountain!

And when the sect leader does not go out of the mountain every day, then it is ...... Lie down to win and create the extreme! Riot still owes the Cult Master a single.

Yang Youji finally accepted an interview, and in the post-game interview, when asked about the outlook of the Lying Win God Sect in the spring game, he actually said shamelessly: "Every player is rushing to win the championship, but with my cousin, the four of us are thinking about relegation, and it is very fortunate to be kicked out of the LPL." ”

It's just not human!

The race is over, in the car back to the hotel.

Song Qianqian and Su Endian actually made an appointment to go shopping, so they left first. Only the sect leader and the four heavenly kings, as well as the driver of the car, Brother Chun, were in a daze in the car.

At this time, Liu Jiyang suddenly said: "By the way, sect leader, didn't you say it before...... Would you please take a shower? ”

"Uh......" Yang Shenran looked at Liu Jiyang: "How long ago was this?" Do you only remember now? In other words, when Song Qianqian and Su Endian were here, why didn't you dare to speak. Now it's arrogant? ”

"Hehe, aren't we too...... Well, how to say it, love clean. Liu Jiyang looked at the rest of the people: "What do you think?" I don't mean anything else, the sect leader asked us to massage, pinch our feet or something, I think it's very reasonable. ”

Unexpectedly, this group of people are all sanctimonious guys. When the lesbians were away, they showed their true colors one by one.

Yang Shenran looked at Li Yu: "Old fish, you shouldn't be so vulgar!" ”

Li Yu held back for a long time and said: "I don't care if I massage or not, the main thing is that I love to be clean." ”

"it...... A bunch of brutes! ”

Yang Shenran grinned, and then said, "Brother Chun, search for the nearest one." You go with you, that ...... Secrecy! If you let Song Qianqian and Su Endian know, I will take the lead in asking you to massage, it will really kill you! ”

Huang Junjun asked, "The ...... At this time, you won't end up tricking us, will you? ”

Yang Shenran knew it. Said; "Tonight's consumption will be paid by Yang Gongzi!"

“6666666！”

The bus of the Lying Win God Sect turned around directly and went to some places with bright lights.

Yang Shenran is also a sincere person, and when he arrived at the door, he asked, "Is it regular?" ”

"Sir, our side must be regular, alas, sir, don't go!"

"Who's going to be regular!" Yang Shenran took everyone and turned around and left.

Too inflated, too arrogant!

Huang Junjun said: "Let's be like this, if we are encountered, isn't it good?" ”

"You think you're Jay? Do you really think of yourself as a star? Besides, aren't we here to take a shower? Yang Shenran said: "I just asked casually, I mainly want to find a place with good scenery, understand!" ”

I picked and chose and finally found a good Korean bathhouse. The group took the cards in their hands and changed their clothes, and after taking a bath to relieve their fatigue, they stared at each other.

They are all young and vigorous young men, pretending to be serious. Besides, what determines whether the relationship between brothers is good or not is not how much honor you have won together, but how many bad things have been done together between brothers.

Ten games won in the professional arena may not be as reliable as one indulgence together. Because of this, everyone knows what virtue everyone is, and it's right that they are all lowly anyway.

However, the so-called big health care is actually a joke, to win the current prestige of the Divine Sect, there are still female fans, and they usually really have a hug, and everyone has met a lot of the four heavenly kings. It's just that everyone can restrain themselves and always refuse, so that they won't be uncontrollable when they arrive.

Although great health care is a joke, massage is definitely indispensable.

"I'll give these brothers, each of them, a Thai, Korean, Bulgarian, anyway!" Yang Shenran waved his hand and was arrogant.

The loyalty of the Four Heavenly Kings to the Sect Master at this time is: +1! +1！ +1！ +1！ +1！ +1！ +1！ +1！

At the same time, Song Qianqian and Su Endian, who were just about to go shopping on a certain commercial street, were talking and laughing and shopping.

It is said that two women will go toe-to-toe, but in fact there is no such thing. Because Song Qianqian is much older than Su Endian, the way the two get along is quite like sisters. It's just that there may be a little disagreement on things related to Yang Shenran.

But the friendship of girls is not something that ordinary people can understand. In matters that have nothing to do with Yang Shenran, they are still quite harmonious.

Until......

Su Endian casually swiped Douyin and saw that in the same city, a person posted a video and saw the bus of the Lying Win God Sect outside a certain bathhouse.

Su Endian's whole person blew up at that time!

"Sister Sissi, guess what the sect leader did he do."

Song Qianqian said casually: "Maybe you're watching cartoons?" ”

"Look." Su Endian handed the phone to Song Qianqian to see.

Song Qianqian took a look, fortunately, she couldn't see that she was angry, she just hung up the clothes she originally fancied back as if she was fine, and then said, "Relax, it's normal." ”

Su Endian said: "But Yang Shenran is such a guy, do you think he is a serious person?" Does he keep a diary? ”

"Help me wrap this dress, swipe the card, and give it to you." Song Qianqian calmly chose the clothes she liked, and then said: "If you are a casual and indulgent person, then it is useless for others to say anything." This is the test. ”

"Sister Sissi, this is a bad atmosphere!" Sue Grace is a bit jealous and hateful.

Song Qianqian persuaded: "It's a big deal, it doesn't matter, don't be so frizzy." It's a big deal to wait for the sect leader to go back, and just kill him. ”

Su Endian was stuck: "Isn't it ...... Exaggerated? ”

Song Qianqian took the clothes, and the coldness on her good-looking face grew: "Hmph, then life is better than death." See what he chooses. Let's go, go over and see, it doesn't seem very far. ”

Su Grace pursed her lips: "Who knows what he will choose ......"

......

"How to choose? Of course I want them all! ”

Yang Shenran was holding his mobile phone and was playing Glory of Kings. Don't look at the thieves in his League of Legends, but the glory of the king is actually quite strong, and the rank is rising rapidly, and he is about to be the king!

It's a pity that the king is so strong that he can't give back to the alliance, and this cheat daddy's plug-in is really helpless.

"ALL THE BUFFS, LOOK AT MY STRONGEST LUBAN NO. 7 ......" Yang Shenran played a few games, waiting for the Four Heavenly Kings and Ah Chun to finish massaging.

"It's so comfortable! This is a team building, right? It's really meaningful! Huang Junjun stretched his waist: "After the game, take a bath, pinch your shoulders and rub your back, it's really comfortable." ”

Liu Jiyang said with a smile: "Sure enough, joining the Lying Win God Sect is the wisest choice. ”

Yang Youji just wanted to speak, but his legs were weak, but fortunately, Brother Chun next to him supported him.

Subsequently, several people were stunned, because Song Qianqian and Su Endian, who were originally shopping, appeared here.

Li Yu turned around silently, ashamed! Brother Chun also turned around, he was just a driver, and he had nothing to do with himself.

Liu Jiyang almost knelt on the ground, and he immediately said: "I'll report it!" It's all coercion, you know, we can't afford to spend here. ”

"The sect leader's cousin treats you as a brother, Liu Jiyang, you were the first to betray him!" Yang Youji said righteously: "Then I will be the second, and the sect leader is over there!" He's playing games too! ”

Huang Junjun said: "In fact, I am not very familiar with Yang Shenran. ”

Song Qianqian rolled her eyes, and Su Endian asked, "You haven't done anything out of the ordinary, have you?" ”

"No, it's just bathing, pressing feet. It's also a bit famous, right, we wouldn't do that kind of self-destructive thing. Li Yu stood up and explained at this time.

"It's okay, it didn't disappoint me." Song Qianqian said: "However, as the culprit, the sect leader still needs some explanation. Let's go, let's talk. Come along! ”

At this time, Yang Shenran, who was playing the game, was a little sleepy, but he started another game. Today, Yang Shenran did not have a massage.

It's a little embarrassing to say, Song Qianqian vaguely said before that there will be a result after the spring game. In fact, Yang Shenran has a good impression of Song Qianqian, but he is not the kind of warm like. But this kind of vague, sneaky general feeling stimulates Yang Shenran's thief.

So thinking about this agreement, Yang Shenran didn't massage, just played games alone, and was ready to rest. Thanks to Yang Shenran's relatively pure choice, he escaped a death catastrophe.

Of course, capital crimes are inevitable, and living crimes are inevitable. Yang Shenran, who was lying on the resting sofa, didn't know that there were already a few more people behind him.

Su Endian deliberately spoke softly, and when he changed to a peaceful time, he asked in a gentle voice, "Sir, don't you massage?" ”

Yang Shenran's king began, he didn't look back, and he didn't plan to massage, so he casually perfunctory: "Don't massage, I'm sorry." ”

Song Qianqian and Su Endian's expressions soothed slightly, and Yang Shenran became skinned again.

"And, now with these traditional projects, I'm already a little burned out." Yang Shenran began to talk nonsense: "You guys are more monotonous! ”

The Four Heavenly Kings were already staring at him, and Huang Junjun grinned: "I don't know why, I have the feeling of watching pigs slaughtered at home when I was a child." ”

"Almost, I feel like I'm watching the killing of chickens, and now it's the capture stage." Liu Jiyang grinned: "It's really going to die, it's not comparable!" ”

Murderous is invisible!

Yang Shenran, who was fascinated by the king, didn't realize that something was wrong, and at this time Song Qianqian said: "Sir, we have the latest uniform theme here, do you want to try it?" You're in luck, it's free. ”

"Uniforms?" Yang Shenran didn't raise his head: "It's a little interesting, what uniform?" Give me a royal sister, and then a grumpy girl, usually always bullied, I want to turn over as a serf today and sing. Oops, what's going on with this Li Bai, it's too vegetable! ”

Song Qianqian and Su Endian glanced at each other.

"Uniform service, I'm afraid your body can't bear it." Song Qianqian said.

"It's okay, go to my brother's kidney reflex area, onslaught!" Yang Shenran was just joking casually, but he never expected that everything would come so unexpectedly.

Song Qianqian: "The uniform service has begun!" I'm mainly taekwondo. ”

Su Endian: "Then I'll take it!" ”

By the time Yang Shenran realized that something was wrong, it was already too late. Song Qianqian directly pressed one of Yang Shenran's arms, and Su Endian held down Yang Shenran's other arm.

", why are you two ......" Yang Shenran's blood was cold!

The Four Heavenly Kings showed a sad expression and began to pretend to wipe their tears.

Brother Chun was a little righteous and said, "Let go of the sect leader!" ”

Song Qianqian gave a cold look, Brother Chun was immediately stunned, and then said with a smile: "I understand, I'm sorry, I'll get out right away." ”

"Damn, this is too realistic!" Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh, and began to complain: "No, what kind of uniform are you?" It's not the kind of uniform I understand! The kind of uniform I understand is role-playing, do you understand it! ”

"That's right!" Su Grace smiled evilly: "Now we are playing the executioner, understand!" ”

Yang Shenran lay on the sofa, extremely miserable: "You guys are fishing law enforcement!" ”

Song Qianqian: "Those who wish to take the bait!" ”

The Four Heavenly Kings looked at this scene and couldn't bear it.

"This is the legendary Shura Field, right? Sure enough, women are terrible creatures. Yang Youji looked at Yang Shenran, who wanted to cry without tears, and said, "But, why do I have a little bit of envy? ”

"Let's go, these three people who know how to make trouble. Let's keep playing, anyway, the sect leader consumes. Huang Junjun hooked his shoulders and took everyone away.

Before leaving, Liu Jiyang shook his fist at Yang Shenran: "Be strong!" ”

In the same place, only Yang Shenran's desperate cry remained.

"Help, you brutes don't run! I've been subdued, come and escort! The Instructor is dead! ”

In the following hour, the two female devils practiced with Yang Shenran and learned massage. The final result was also very successful, and the two of them, after learning and practice, successfully changed Yang Shenran from a state of being alive and jumping to a state of paralyzing on the sofa.

I almost didn't get strangled to death!

The most terrifying thing is that these two women are still compared. If you pinch one, I'll have to pinch two, and I'll score the winner.

Therefore, when the group of the Lying Win God Sect left here, everyone was in good spirits, only Yang Shenran looked haggard and languished.

After returning to the hotel, as a punishment for depravity, the entire Lying Win God Cult was forced to watch an hour-long show of "The Dancing Heavenly Maiden". Seriously, halfway through the first episode, the embarrassing adverse reaction to the advanced cancer appeared, and goosebumps were all over my body.

The ultimate punishment of lying down to win the Divine Cult is either to listen to the leader play rap, or to force them to watch excellent children's programs such as "The Dancing Heavenly Maiden" and "Garden Baby".

After ruthlessly destroying the people of the Lie Win God Sect, they were all shocked and in a trance in the live broadcast. So a piece of news about the mental illness of all the members of the Lying Win God Cult is very loud!

However, it is obvious that the majority of players and the people who eat melons have become accustomed to the consistent high-profile style of the Lie Win God Sect, so they are optimistic about the rumors of mental illness of all members. After all, they didn't treat this group of people as normal people at all.

After this stumbling and mentally ill routine, the tense LPL schedule begins again. The next opponent of the Lying Win God Cult has also been determined, which is the famous optimistic family, the LGD team.

However, Yang Shenran said that it doesn't matter who you fight, the main thing is to hurry up and play the game! Because he really doesn't want to watch "The Dancing Girl" anymore!