Chapter 80: A Specially Created Chance Encounter
In the following days, his life seemed to return to the days when he was in the ninja school, two o'clock every day, in addition to eating and sleeping, he rushed to the training ground to continue to consolidate his practice, as well as study his plug-in.
However, the progress of these two items is not very satisfactory to him, needless to say, the basic cultivation is simply a long-term project, and the main headache for him is the plug-in.
Since he had so little information that he couldn't even guess why, the biggest gain in the past two days was to name the blue light clusters that surrounded him "Soul Chakra", which was miserable.
But even if the progress didn't satisfy him, he really had nothing else to do.
His circle of friends is only Iruka and Hinata, and the little daughter-in-law has been grounded for some reason, and he has been stopped outside the gate of the Hyuga Mansion several times this week.
And Iruka is because of his busy work, and the time of the middle ninja exam is before the summer vacation of the ninja school, which belongs to the end of the semester, and as the head teacher, he naturally has no time to come out to let Naruto eat.
At the same time, he didn't get a mission during the offseason this month, because Kakashi didn't know where to go to special training with Sasuke.
By the way, here,Unlike YY in some of the fanworks he saw in his previous life,Ninja missions under the ninja are not eligible to take it alone.,It must be in the form of a group by the leader of the squad to take the task.。
So even if he wants to make some extra money, he will have to wait until he becomes a middle ninja, because only a middle ninja can meet the minimum requirements to become a captain.
Fortunately, Asma paid for the barbecue that day, otherwise he would not have to rely on instant noodles to survive before the race.
From here, you can also see how poor his daily life is, a barbecue can make his life even worse if he is not rich, I really don't know how the original Naruto survived the title of Shinobi until the Hokage, could it be that guy has any special skills to save money?
He thinks he's good enough to live a budget-conscious life, but he still feels stretched thin, and that's why he hasn't bought a new one because of the ninja knife that was broken by Sasuke.
A small part of the reason is that he is still waiting for Sasuke to compensate him, but as a result, this guy has been stunned at all so far, which makes him very disappointed, and he is not too embarrassed to speak, so this matter can only be left at that.
"I hope there are still discounted bento left, or I will actually eat instant noodles." In the evening, on the way home, he thought that the refrigerator at home was empty, and while praying in his heart that the convenience store bento boxes were not snatched up, he also quickened the pace of going back.
However, just as he was expecting the rest of the poop to be his favorite croquette broccoli flavor, a voice that had been familiar to him for the past few days came into his ears.
"Hehe, it's so good, it's really the best young girl."
Needless to say, the person who can say such things in such a lewd tone must be a pervert, especially since the owner of this voice is squatting under the back window of the lady's bath at this time, which proves this.
"......" Naruto stopped slightly speechlessly, a little hesitant.
He wasn't bothered about whether to go forward and do justice, after all, it was impossible for Hinata to come here to take a bath, and what annoyed him was that this similar scene was the third time in the past few days.
That's right, the voyeur's iconic white hair and the huge scroll on the back are enough to tell that this guy is the famous Jiraiya.
It stands to reason that it is normal for Zilai to peep at the women's bathhouse, after all, in addition to being a famous LSP, he is also an eighteen forbidden writers.
However, what was particularly strange in Naruto's eyes was that in the past few days, in the baths, hot springs, and even the open-air streams he passed by on his way to the training ground, he could always come across Jilai and "peep", and he could always hear his lewd laughter as he passed, as if he was afraid that others would not know that this person was peeping.
“……”
He was speechless, and he understood what was going on with this "coincidence" no matter how dull he was.
"Anyway, your LSP is also a tsundere?"
The so-called thing is not more than three, and the scene that has been repeated for several days is an idiot who knows that it is not a coincidence, Naruto stood in place, speechless and tangled in his heart.
Speechless, the famous hero actually chose to use such a "weird" way to create an encounter, which feels very different from his own setting.
He said in his heart that if you have something, come to him, won't it be over, get these some and not, and the clumsy performance will make him embarrassed by it.
The entangled thing is whether he should borrow a donkey to get to know each other now.
To be honest, after seeing the other party's deliberateness, he also felt very surprised, although the general direction of the plot has not changed, but as he gradually let go of himself, the original interpersonal relationship line has been almost torn into a thread by him.
In other words, he himself gave up the matter of apprenticeship here, but he didn't expect the other party to appear in front of him in this way.
And what is embarrassing is that he only comforted himself not long ago to open up a new path of immortal mode, but this sudden turn back to the world line made his cheeky face blush, very embarrassed, feeling like a sand sculpture with excessive self-awareness.
No matter how embarrassing it is, it's not good to continue to stand here like this, either ignore the other party again, or step forward and talk away.
He stood there and muttered for a moment, before finally deciding to choose the latter.
One is that he hates the muddy and muddy style of acting, and he doesn't think he is as likable as Naruto Hara, so what do you want to do so much, it is not certain that people will accept him or not.
Thinking about this, he immediately put aside the pretentious emotions just now and walked over to the other party.
"Is it pretty?" He came to Jiraiya's side, and also squatted down like the other party.
Jiraiya was squinting and peeping here, but in fact, most of his attention was on Naruto behind him, and when he saw that Naruto finally took the initiative to talk to him, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
He is also about to be unable to act on his side, and in the past two days, he has been slandered the most by Naruto and Mizumon, who have completely different personalities, and it is impossible to sit idly by and watch the voyeuristic behavior if he is a good student, Nacheng thought that the son of Mizumon was so indifferent.
Fortunately, this time it finally attracted the attention of the other party, and Uncle Tsundere also took out the prepared belly draft and began to perform.
I didn't look back, still staring at the gap in the back wall of the women's bathhouse, as if I didn't notice Naruto walking behind him, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Of course, this is a rare and unique view, no matter where you have been, it is really the little girl of Konoha who is the best." ”
It's also a shame that Tsunade isn't here, otherwise I'm afraid that the bones in Jiraiya's body will have to be broken again, let's see if this is a human word, Naruto rolled his eyes in his heart when he heard this.
"It's not fun to watch so much, wouldn't it be nice to use the transformation technique to go in and wash together?" Seeing that Jiraiya still pretended not to know him, Naruto was also full of childlike innocence here, with a look of bad ideas.
As an aside, he's just joking, he's never done such a nasty thing with his transformation technique.
"Hehe, little brother understands very well, I also think, but it's a pity that the boss here ......" Jiraiya continued to follow the topic at first, and at the same time his smile became more and more obscene, but halfway through speaking, he seemed to suddenly think of something, turned his head to look at Naruto, and his face was solemn: "Ahem...... Young man, how can you come up with such an idea, this immortal is just here for materials, how can he make such a shameless move, at a young age, your thoughts are very dangerous. ”
"Ah......h
"Obviously, what you want to say is that the bath owner has remembered what you looked like after your transformation, you old pervert, where did you come from to say that other people's thoughts are dangerous?" With a series of complaints in his heart, Naruto on his face was almost unable to maintain his expression management.
"Who?!"
"Ahh
"It's you pervert again!"
Just as Naruto hesitated whether to expose the other's shameless nature, the voices of the two of them exposed them, and a young woman's scream could be heard in the bathhouse, as if mixed with the roar of a certain Obasan.
"Oops, big failure, hurry, hurry up!" Seeing that his despicable voyeurism was discovered, Jiraiya's face turned pale and ran away with a greeting.
Naruto was helpless, at this time he could only follow, if he was caught, he would definitely be considered an accomplice of this guy, he didn't care about other people's opinions, but when this matter reached the ears of the little daughter-in-law, it was bad.
In this way, the two of them hurried and panicked, not knowing how far they had to run, to shake off the group of broom-wielding Obasan, and stopped by the river.
"Not bad, young man, you can actually keep up with this immortal, what's your name?" Seeing that he got rid of the pursuers, Jiraiya reached out and touched the sweat that didn't exist on his face, pretending not to know Naruto.
“……”
Naruto was speechless, if I couldn't keep up with you and I was caught, wouldn't I have to take the blame for you, and if you made a mistake, do you want to continue to play embarrassingly? Do you believe it or not, I just said that my name is Naruto Naruto?
“…… My name is Naruto Uzumaki. But in the end, he didn't do that.
In the end, he didn't want to make the scene embarrassing, after all, the other party's age belonged to the elders no matter how he counted it, so he treated him as an old man, and he would accompany him for a while if he was willing to act.
"Naruto Uzumaki......" Jiraiya heard Naruto say his name in person, a trace of nostalgia flashed in his eyes, and after a pause, he smiled, "What a good name."
"Of course you think it's good, isn't this the name of the protagonist in your book "The Legend of Root Perseverance and Endurance"." He habitually complained in his heart, and on the surface, Naruto showed a polite smile.
This is a "commercial expression" that he has practiced for a long time, and as he has recently let himself go more and more, few people can see it.
However, he soon couldn't maintain this expression anymore, and only listened to Zilai also continue:
"Since I know your name, it's unfair not to introduce myself, you listen to the boy!"
As he spoke, under Naruto's gradually bewildered facial expression, Jiraiya was extremely exaggerated, dancing as if he was performing a Taiga opera, and the white hair that reached his waist was repeatedly flicked and raised, and his expression began to collapse.
"I-is-Miaomu Mountain Toad Elf Immortal Su Daoist, known as the Toad Immortal - Zilai Ye~~~ Yes!" It ends with a super long and tactful tone, and at the same time, Jiraiya finally made the countless interruptions of foreplay in this plot, as well as the signature pose.
“……”
Naruto looked at Jiraiya rather speechlessly, not knowing what to say for a moment.
If it weren't for politeness and not being an opponent, he really wanted to hit someone at the moment, this set of self-introduction is really spicy enough, exaggerated movements, and that singing-like tone, no wonder the plot is interrupted every time he appears.
At the same time, Jirai, who was looking forward to Naruto's expression, was also slightly embarrassed after seeing Naruto's stagnant expression, but what was even worse was that Naruto's slightest reaction did not make him continue to maintain this exaggerated posture of supporting the ground with his right foot, this extremely unbalanced posture was very tiring, and after a while, his forehead was already sweating.
Fortunately, this strange silence didn't last long, after all, Naruto was not a devil, and just when he couldn't hold it anymore, he finally nodded and replied in a voice without any ups and downs:
"It turned out to be a lustful fairy - a senior since Lai, and I have admired it for a long time."
"It's a toad immortal!" Jiraiya corrected and shouted as soon as possible.
"Okay, lecherous fairy." Naruto continued to act with a blank face.
"Yes......" Jiraiya opened his mouth, and finally waved his hand with an expression of "defeated by you", and reluctantly accepted the title.
Then he returned to normal from the state of playing treasure and pretended to be careless to move on to the next topic: "Look at your forehead guard is a ninja of Konoha, is this just coming back from a mission?" ”
"No, it's the middle ninja exam period, and I'm currently practicing to prepare for the next competition, and I've just come back." Naruto replied with a "understanding".
Although he doesn't know Zilaiye's abacus, since he is here, he must be "cultivating" here, which is called hitting three poles first with dates or not.
Sure enough, Jiraiya's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Preparing for the game? So it seems that you have been promoted, young man, and you have done a good job, how is it, have you encountered any difficulties? If you're lucky, this immortal is in a good mood today, so I can make an exception and guide you. ”
Speaking of this, he didn't forget to emphasize: "You have to know, you must know that there are many people in this village who want to get such an opportunity, and the immortals are too lazy to teach, and this kind of good thing is not something that anyone can encounter." ”
Naruto laughed in his heart, and the content of Jiraiya's speech seemed to be boasting about how great he was, but listening to him, it was more like he was afraid that he would turn around and leave, he was really an old tsundere.
Fortunately, he was facing him, a time-traveler who knew the plot, and if he had changed to the original Naruto, he would definitely not have eaten this set, and maybe he would have to suspect that Jiraiya was a suspicious character.