"Brother-in-law.... You are not tired from walking, why don't you let Erming carry you, it's easier. ”

"No, you don't."

"That's... Brother-in-law, are you thirsty, or I'll get you some water to drink, the water in that stream is delicious... Usually when I go to the shower, I have to drink several sips. ”

"Me! No! Thirsty! ”

"Brother-in-law, why don't you cover me in the future."

"Brother-in-law......"

Gu Changsheng's face was expressionless, his fists were clenched, and Er Ming on the side was chattering, his mouth was like a machine gun.

I'm really worried that Brother Monkey has this kind of offspring.

The Monkey King doesn't talk much, Nima, you are a titan giant ape, and people talk a lot.

Da Ming tried to stay away from Er Ming as much as possible, with a look of disgust and an expression of "I don't have this stinky brother".

"Shut up!! Erming, believe it or not, I'm going to tear your mouth apart, ah! Xiao Wu kicked Er Ming's ass hard.

At this time, Xiao Wu's face was covered with redness.

At the same time, his eyes looked at Gu Changsheng secretly, thinking that Brother Changsheng wouldn't be angry with him, right?

It's all to blame on this stupid monkey, shouting nonsense.

"Sister Xiaowu, you're too violent, brother-in-law won't like it." Erming smiled and said.

I don't care about Xiao Wu's threat at all.

Xiao Wu: "........"

Daming: "........."

Erming, I usually see that you are stupid, how can you change to lick the dog so quickly?

You are truly a disgrace to the Titan Ape Clan!

Suddenly, Gu Changsheng turned his head, looked at Er Ming, and said lightly: "Er Ming, how long have you lived?" ”

"Brother-in-law, I have lived in the Star Dou Great Forest for more than 90,000 years." Er Ming scratched his head and said honestly.

"Did you live too long?"

The corners of Gu Changsheng's mouth hooked up a trace of arc, and he said coldly.

"No.... Erming I'm still young, I... I have a few more million years to live. Erming's head shrank and said weakly.

And then.

Er Ming was honest and shut up.

In this way, the two beasts and two of them walked into the mixed area of the Star Dou Great Forest.

The time of a stick of incense.

A large wooden house appeared in Gu Changsheng's sight, and the outside was beautifully decorated with various flowers.

It's a bit like a wooden house out of a fairy tale.

"Brother-in-law, that's where Sister Xiao Wu and Aunt Wu live." Er Ming pointed to the wooden house and said loudly.

Gu Changsheng glanced at Er Ming, he had already given up, this Er Ming was more difficult to teach than a monkey stepping on a horse.

It seems that when the time comes, find Yue'er and ignite this Titan Giant Ape.

Gu Changsheng believed that as long as it dared to call his brother-in-law, he would definitely be beaten into a Titan pig's head by Gu Yuena.

At this moment, a surprised voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Huh? Erming, who are you calling brother-in-law? What are you doing at the door? ”

"Mom......"

Xiao Wu's face changed instantly: "Mom? ”

Gu Changsheng also looked back.

A middle-aged noblewoman, carrying a basket of vegetables and fruits, stood behind her, looking at them with a surprised expression.

It turned out that Xiao Wu's mother was back!

Xiao Wu's mother has long light purple hair, which is very elegant, and a feather long skirt with a faint purple color makes it even more noble.

Obviously, it's a big beauty.

Seemingly....

Just now Erming called his brother-in-law?

Erming's sister, theoretically, is this Lori-like little dance?

I rub!

This oolong is a big fuss!

Will it be cut into nineteen pieces by Xiao Wu's mother?

Gu Changsheng laughed dryly and explained embarrassedly: "Auntie, you listen to my explanation, things are not what you think....."

Who knows, Er Ming's big voice shouted directly at Xiao Wu's mother: "Aunt Wu, this is my brother-in-law." ”

Moreover, he also looked at Gu Changsheng with admiration.

Gu Changsheng: "........."

Don't stop me, I'm going to beat this monkey to death today.

Xiao Wu also endured her shame and defended Gu Changsheng: "Mom, Brother Changsheng is not the kind of person Er Ming said, don't think about it." ”

Who knows, what Gu Changsheng was worried about did not happen.

saw his daughter hurriedly protecting Gu Changsheng.

Xiao Wu's mother's face flashed a relieved expression of "everyone who has come here understands everything", and her gaze at Gu Changsheng also softened.

Looking Gu Changsheng up and down, Xiao Wu's smile gradually rose.

"Haha! Xiao Wu is really outstanding, such a handsome human? Come on, come in......"

Gu Changsheng: "Meow meow???? ”

Out of luck?

What's the situation?

Auntie, you just figured out a misunderstanding, and then you fell into another, bigger misunderstanding, hey?

But neither Gu Changsheng nor Xiao Wu reacted.

Xiao Wu's mother has already pulled Gu Changsheng in with incredible speed!

Before Gu Changsheng could react, he had already entered the house.

"Auntie, that's it..."

Gu Changsheng felt the need to explain.

Who knows, Xiao Wu's mother pressed him on the chair and said with a smile: "Auntie is also from here, I know everything!" Got it! I'm not against humans. ”

Then, Xiao Wu's mother, all kinds of enthusiastic fruits and teas were placed in front of Gu Changsheng.

Gu Changsheng: "......."

I want to cry without tears.

What's going on?

Xiao Wu stared at the big watery eyes, and on the side, she was even more shy and couldn't speak, she could only stomp her feet and say coquettishly: "Mom! It's not like that."

"What's not what I thought it was?"

Xiao Wu's mother looked at Gu Changsheng with great satisfaction, she was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, glared at Xiao Wu and said, "You are not too young, it's time!" ”

Xiao Wu: "···"

Mom, you are so imaginative that you automatically enter the play in one second!

I.....

Xiao Wu's mother smiled, took Gu Changsheng's hand, and patted it enthusiastically, the mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became.

"Young man, don't look so small in my little dance, wait a few years and you'll be as tall as you."

Gu Changsheng: "??? ”

How to Fat Four?

Xiao Wu stomped her feet and said, "Mom, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Xiao Wu's mother understood this as the child's shyness, glared at her, and said calmly:

"Children, what do you know, just leave this kind of thing to your mother!"

Xiao Wu, her eyes were already black, and she didn't know what to say.

My mom, you're really my own mom!

Strength pit girl!

That's you!

Xiao Wu's mother looked loving and affectionate again, and grabbed Gu Changsheng's hand.

Gu Changsheng's lethality was definitely not limited to human women, even female soul beasts were captured by him!

It's a woman killer!!

"You can rest assured.... The lewd snake next door, I have long seen that he is unhappy, and he wants to marry my daughter, dreaming! ”

"Or, Mom will hunt a 50,000-year-old soul ring for you as a dowry?"

Xiao Wu's mother is really a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more satisfied she becomes.

Gu Changsheng was sweating profusely......

This··

Mom is really visionary.

Xiao Wu looks so loli, you don't dare to let me marry me, it started in three years.... Mom...

Return me to the 10,000-year soul ring, and there will be no one left!

"You talk, I'll cook... Mom went to the human world back then, but she learned how to cook well. ”

Xiao Wu's mother carried the vegetable basket and walked away.

Erming smiled, "Daming, I said that Aunt Wu will definitely like her brother-in-law... You see. ”

Da Ming: "Erming, you're finished." ”

Erming: "Why?" He's my brother-in-law. ”

Just when Er Ming was confused.

A very cold, extremely cold voice came:

"Who do you say is your brother-in-law?"

Gu Changsheng looked at Er Ming and shook his head, my wife is here, let's collect the body of this monkey personally.

.......

(Since Baidu doesn't have the name of Xiaowu's mother, I created my own dance aunt, what is her real name, I haven't decided yet, I hope readers can give some opinions, it's better.) Also, don't talk to me about character design, the original book is also wooden. ）

(Finally, I wish the handsome readers who voted for me can also meet such a passionate mother-in-law!) I don't accept gift money, but I also paste it upside down, haha~~~)