Volume 1: [City Chapter] Chapter 81 Cooperate with me to pretend to be forced
Niu Fen helped open a box of egg tarts and pushed them in front of Tao Zhengping, and said: "Fat brother, I don't think the dream of being a big star is not suitable for you, first of all, your appearance is..."
Tao Zhengping slapped the table and shouted, "You also look down on me!"
"No, no, no, no, the fat brother is angry, I didn't mean that. I want to say, people are self-aware, so don't have any illusions about this if we don't have talent in this area. ”
"You don't mean to look down on me, I think that's what you mean. Tao Zhengping was really angry this time, and threw the half-eaten hamburger on the table and stopped eating.
"Don't, don't be angry, fat brother! Brother, I want you to mess with me, I will ensure that you realize your dreams and make you a big star. Niu Fen said confidently.
"Cut!" Tao Zhengping sneered and said contemptuously: "Hey, Ah Fen! If you make a windfall, you will swell without bounds! Usually you always like to brag, saying that you are all kinds of talents, but I have never seen you show any real skills." Hehe, I'm going to believe you! The sow is not allowed to go up the tree! You really have to change your braggart problem. ”
"No, why don't you believe what I say, fat brother! I have a secret magic weapon, as long as you listen to my arrangement, I can pack a ticket and definitely make you an international superstar." ”
Niu Fen thinks that he has a tablet computer from another world in his hand, and it shouldn't be too difficult to make Tao Zhengping popular. And then there is the routine, and generally the brothers who follow the protagonist's side will not be low in the end. This is the reason why Niu Fen has the confidence to say everything.
However, no matter what Niu Fen said, Tao Zhengping didn't believe it, just when he made a small fortune, he was arrogant and had no score.
Well, Niu Fen couldn't convince Tao Zhengping, so he only gave up helplessly, a little depressed.
Unexpectedly, Tao Zhengping said with a shy face at this time: "That, Ah Fen, you see that you are now a little rich man with a net worth of tens of millions, do you need a bodyguard?"
"Bodyguards?"
"That's right! Fat brother, I have been a soldier, proficient in firearms, and can fight skills, and ordinary one or two big men should not be able to get close. How about I be your bodyguard?"
"What? What do you mean you shouldn't be able to get close? Can't you be a little more confident?" Niu Fen laughed.
Isn't I getting lucky! But Brother Confident still has it. I think I can scare away a bunch of petty people with my size and my head. Tao Zhengping said and showed off his bloated arms.
"What's the matter? Don't be an actor anymore? Don't dream of being a star anymore? Your dream is made of plastic!"
"I can't eat my dreams, and now that the rent is about to expire, I'm really embarrassed to go to my aunt to borrow money again. Think about it, go out with a bodyguard, don't be too aggressive!"
I was the most annoying thing in my last life, and I was followed by a bodyguard, okay. Lying grass!! what the fat brother said just now, wouldn't he be implying that I would share the rent? If that's the case, then he's beating around the bush!
Niu Fen believed that the fat brother was not such a stingy person, and said, "Fat brother, are you serious?"
"It can be serious. ”
"Is your position so unfirm? Okay! Then it's decided, I'll give you 10,000 a month, including food and lodging, you will be my bodyguard, and you will cooperate with me to pretend to be forced when you go out. ”
Tao Zhengping nodded with a smile, and said, "Ah Fen, if you want to pretend to be forced, you have to buy me a set of the most basic equipment." ”
"What is it?"
"Black suit trousers, big scalp shoes, and most importantly, sunglasses. ”
"Are you sure that's it? Okay, knowledge. ”
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Early the next morning, Niu Fen took Tao Zhengping to the shopping mall last time and bought him a bodyguard standard outfit.
After that, Niu Fen took this tight suit bodyguard behind him and swaggered into the real estate agency, intending to buy a house.
Said that the bag is good to eat and live, and there is no shortage of money on hand, of course, you have to change to a more comfortable place, two big men really can't squeeze in the same bed anymore, it's easy to have an accident.
To buy a house, of course, you have to buy a second-hand house that has been finely decorated, otherwise you have to install water and electricity, design and decoration, and purchase furniture and appliances to buy a rough house, which are super troublesome and easy to be misunderstood for the number of words in water.
The service of the intermediary company is so thoughtful, and it actually sent a mature and sexy beauty to accompany her to see the house. Her name is Xiaofang, her voice is very good, and in the end, Niu Fen was not too embarrassed to lower the price and paid the full amount.
Tao Zhengping felt that his brother had been wronged, so he said that it was not too much to let Xiaofang invite him to dinner.
The beautiful and sexy Xiaofang easily sold the house, and the commission was in hand, of course, she was in a good mood, so it was natural to invite these two customers to a meal.
After going through all kinds of cumbersome procedures, Niu Fen got the real estate certificate and key. After that, he didn't go to dinner with Fat Brother and Xiaofang, which can be regarded as creating an opportunity for Fat Brother to be alone with his sister, as for whether something can happen, it depends on his creation.
This 68-square-meter second-hand house with two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, with an underground parking space, cost Niu Fen nearly 2 million. Ninety percent of the new fine decoration, furniture and household appliances are readily available, and you can move in with your bag.
Niu Fen immediately hired two cleaning aunts to clean the new home. When everything is ready, invite the friends you've met over the past to your home to celebrate the housewarming.
Niu Fen's only regret at the moment is that his first girlfriend Fluttershy is not around, not even in this world. I have a new home, but it's not a complete home.
Fortunately, he also has a girlfriend in this world, although this girlfriend is not obtained by conventional means, but it is also a girlfriend after all, he is still quite rare.
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After a whole afternoon, the cleaning was finally completed inside and out. After settling the remuneration for the two cleaning aunts, after Niu Fen sent them out of the door, he was about to lock the door and go out to find Tao Zhengping to have dinner together, when he saw the door of a family on the other side open, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes glanced out of the door, and saw Niu Fen looking at him with a polite smile, and he nodded to Niu Fen with an unnatural smile on his face.
This person Niu Fen knows, and he still called him uncle in his last life, isn't it Ji Weihui.
Niu Fen didn't talk to him and entered his house. After closing the door, he peeked out through the cat's eye on the door, wondering why Ji Weihui appeared here, shouldn't he live in the city center?
Ji Weihui saw that the young man on the other side of the door had finally returned to the house, so he turned around and said to a young woman dressed in cool clothes: "Xiaoqian, I'm leaving, I'll come back to accompany you in two days." ”
The woman named Xiaoqian stepped forward and wrapped her arms around his neck, and said charmingly: "Old ~ Gong! I'm here to accompany others tonight! People are scared at night!"
"Baby, you're obedient, oh! Recently, the yellow-faced woman at home has been watching closely, and I can't spend the night outside. ”
"Hmph, that old woman, you're so afraid of her, it's a big deal for you to divorce her!"
"I want to leave, but who told my old man to face her! Okay, let's not say anything, hug and hug at this door and don't be seen, I have to go. ”
Xiao Qian still hugged his neck and said, "Then you say, the limited edition bag I fancied yesterday, will you buy it for me?"
"Good buy, buy! I'll give you a WeChat transfer later, baby, you can buy it yourself!"
"And the Beetle you promised to buy me last time?"
"My baby, I'll buy it for you, are you satisfied?"
"Hmph! That's pretty much it, if you have a conscience. ”
Ji Weihui was able to get out at this time, and before leaving, he didn't forget to pinch Xiaoqian's fart/stock/on/pinch/hand.