0316: [The boy who loves to laugh won't be too lucky]
"This year's All-Star Game is a little earlier than in previous years. If Bruce just took entertainment to the top, now... Take a look at the scene on the pitch. The Black Mamba's eyes were as sharp as two sharp knives, and Tracy Maddie ran like Scott Pippen. And Ray Allen, KG, Duncan, they all gave their full energy. ”
"The old men in the West don't want to give up the middle of the stage at this time. Arenas undoubtedly poked a big hole, and he brought disaster to the east. ”
Earl Johnson commented.
The game has moved from the third quarter to the fourth.
"Actually, the boys of the Eastern Army behaved very violently. Generation 03 is indeed very strong, and they have withstood the onslaught from the Pan 96 generation. Only Arenas is locked up, and he hasn't scored a single point until now. Compared to Bruce, who has already scored 6 points and 8 assists, he is more like the person who does not deserve the All-Star spot. ”
Kenny sneered at the bench.
He has recently been named the biggest Li in the United States by the media with ulterior motives.
So, he 'had to' do something to prove the title.
"In terms of results, Arenas did perform far from Bruce. If I were the head coach, I would have replaced Arenas at this time and brought on Bruce Lee to give it a try. ”
Earl Johnson also said frankly next to him: "Moreover, it is indeed time for the last wave of rotation. The main players of the Eastern team, Dwyane and LeBron, have been putting out high-frequency output for the past few minutes. The East is still five points shy of the East, and if the East wants to win, they should use the rotation for the first half of the fourth quarter. ”
Earl Johnson actually spoke the hearts of all the fans who supported the Eastern team.
Watching the usual arrogant Arenas being repeatedly blocked by Tracy Maddie and Kobe Bryant on the court, like a wreck. On the one hand, they felt that Arenas was indeed some distance away from a top defender, and on the other hand, they wondered: how good would Bruce be if he was on the court?
Arenas was even more upset at this point.
He didn't expect to be blocked by Kobe Bryant and Maddie tonight, these two top scoring guards who are called the peerless duo are indeed worthy of their reputation, and they are indeed one of the few super quarterbacks in the league today who integrate offense and defense.
In addition, he regretted it as well.
He knew that he had played so badly tonight because he had indulged last night, and he had thought that last night's alcohol and women would not make him behave abnormally.
However... Top masters, go all out, the slightest difference, it's a thousand miles of absurdity.
Speaking of which, it's still Li Zhen's fault!! If it weren't for him, Kobe would have been so eye-catching to me? Will you tear your face like this and me directly?
The more Arenas thought about it, the angrier he became.
When he turned his head and saw Li Zhen and Little O'Neill laughing on the bench, he was even more annoyed.
He even thought that the two of them, who were whispering and laughing, were mocking him.
And the thing that made him even more angry was.
Head coach Eddie Jordan called a timeout.
He then announced that Bruce Lee, Hamilton, Vince Carter, Chris Bosh and Jermaine O'Neal will line.
This caused strong dissatisfaction from Kaloon Butler.
He openly objected: "I think we should let the defenders who are more capable of scoring at this time, and we have to bite the score hard. ”
However, what made no one think was as expected.
LeBron James, who was so tired and out of breath, actually nodded in agreement, saying: "This lineup is good, and I have a lot of trust in Vince Carter's leadership." ”
Arenas was stunned.
What about the isolation of Li Zhen?
Why did you, the group leader with thick eyebrows and big eyes, take the lead in quitting the group?
No way.
LeBron tried his best just now, exhausted and tired, all kinds of impacts on the restricted area, all kinds of steal layups, and barely stabilized the score. He didn't want to be pulled away by the Western Force in one fell swoop during the rotation.
Both Arenas and Caron Butler had a terrible performance today.
They're just going to make a mess.
But Li Zhen performed very well.
LeBron James, who has 27 points, 6 rebounds and 6 assists, is now bent on winning the All-Star Game MVP and defeating the superstars in the West who have dominated the center stage of the league for several years in such a game, so as to justify his chosen son!
So, on the basis of this supreme interest. He can accept Li Zhen on the field.
After all... A manly man, able to bend and stretch.
What's more, this is using Li Zhen.
LeBron James of the Business Wizards has no psychological burden at all.
And LeBron James came out to stand up for Li Zhen.
The already fragile isolated alliance collapsed in an instant, just like the sand that couldn't hold it, so it simply raised him.
Arenas bowed his head in frustration.
But Kalombbutler secretly pushed Li Zhen unconvinced, and deliberately said: "You just let him play, with his confrontation ability, the Western troops will definitely target him." Definitely going to wrap him up. ”
Butler is right.
But the body is inexplicably empty.
Li Zhen looked at Butler with a happy face, and said very sincerely: "Mr. Butler, thank you very much for pointing out my problem. And help me... to solve this problem. Thank you. ”
Thank you?
Butler furrowed his eyebrows, and he almost said thank you.
But in the end, he still didn't show his hypocrisy, rudeness, and lack of quality.
Backbite!
The whistle blew.
Li Zhen walked onto the court again, and his face was full of scenery at this time.
His face was full of smiles, 'The people are so happy today'.
Even when passing by the group of Las Vegas top players, they didn't forget to wave their hands.
caused this group of warblers to scream, eager to immediately have a physical collision with this most prestigious man on the East Coast, who is most sought after and loved by the wealthy wolf girl, and wants the overlord flower to be the bow.
"And voila! Playboy looks like that. ”
Kenny Smith couldn't help but complain about Li Zhen's interaction with the Las Vegas girls on the commentary seat.
"I promise, if Bruce wants to. He could break Wilt Chamberlain's record at any time. And, it doesn't cost anything. Charles said sourly: "Those shallow women will always like those handsome men over our strong representatives." ”
"Don't brag about it, fat people have a gadget that doesn't match their size at all."
Kenny unceremoniously complains about Buckley.
This annoyed Barkley.
But you can't prove it in front of the whole American audience.
I could only murmur, "When I was an adolescent, I wasn't fat at all." My fat didn't delay my little brother's growth and development at all......"
Well, no matter what Barkley says in pieces.
The competition has officially begun.
What makes Arenas depressed is... The Western Army actually changed to a rotating lineup.
It's hairy!
Why is Li Zhen always in easy mode?
Can't I just touch Tony Parker's French sports car?
But that's not what Mr. Tony thinks in his heart.
He was completely different from Li Zhen with a smile on his face, he now had a solemn face. With a face full of words that said, 'I'm not the Tony Parker you beat up in the third quarter, I'm the Newgoo Parker!!' 's vengeful expression.
The exchange with his wife on the sidelines just now made him realize that his charm in the Desperate Housewives group has lagged far behind Li Zhen.
This is the last thing that French men can tolerate.
He sat on the bench and meditated, and finally figured it out.
Li is really worse than me in physical confrontation, why don't I use my advantage to fight him?
Why don't I overthrow him in a tank and let the desperate housewives know that I'm the brave man.
Mr. Tony changed his technique and tactics.
He began to pester Li Zhen at the top of the arc.
He tried to drown Lee Jin with his chest muscles, as if he would bury his head in Eva's chest at night looking for a suffocation.
However.
The thing he didn't know was.
Kaloon Butler's push gave Li Zhen 2 points of strength.
And Tony Parker's strength isn't that strong among defenders, at around 76 at most.
It's on the defensive again.
Dynamic offense and defense are never the same as wrestling the wrist.
Therefore, instead of locking Li Zhen in confrontation.
On the contrary, because he got too close, he was hit by Li Zhen's explosive power of 95 (97) in one fell swoop, and he cut the defense straightforwardly. It was as if King Lanling's scimitar had slashed through his neck.
He froze directly on the spot.
It's like a criticism.
Li Zhen made lightning strikes into the free throw line, and Carmelo Anthony shakes his belly and steps over to defend it.
Li Zhen's hand shook easily, and Vince Carter flew from one side, staging a set of palm techniques that fell from the sky.
Stoudemire was dumbfounded, and he almost didn't say anything about Si Guoyi.
"There's an insider."
Jason Kidd didn't know when he walked next to Stephen Nash, and the two point guard bigwigs in straight suits commented on Li Zhen, which was quite a bit of a successor.
Stephen Nash nodded repeatedly: "The timing is really good. ”
At this time, the discussion about whether Li Zhen is worthy of being an all-star has all been reduced to a false proposition.
Li Zhen has now become one of the brightest sights in Las Vegas.
But whenever he plays, it's either three points or take-off.
It made the fans orgasm.
If Kobe James represents a tense and serious battle of the times, then rookie Li Zhen brings entertainment enjoyment.
One is relaxed, one is tight and one is loose.
Li Zhen is relaxed!
Mr. Tony is a crotch puller.
When he quickly came to the front court with the ball and made a high-quality block with Stoudemire, he turned around instead of playing the top and played the art of collision.
Unexpectedly, Li Zhen didn't touch him, and directly got out of the way and let little O'Neill touch him.
At that time, he became an egg.
Chickens fly and eggs are beaten.
The basketball was snatched away by Li Zhenshun, and his exaggerated body movements became a source of joy on the court when the referee did not blow the whistle.
Eva even reached out to cover her eyes, not daring to look at her husband.
And when she looked and let go of her fingers, Li Zhen was already gliding gracefully in the front court.
He is like a light fighter jet, flying over the restricted area to complete the heart-warming airdrop mission!
Swish!
The basketball was easily put into the hoop by him.
It's like an ink painting.
And, with ease.
Michael Jordan's air, the league's top bounce explosiveness, plus his physique, and appearance.
"Li Zhen is definitely the best-looking player in the league today."
Kenny Smith's compliment adds a lot of qualifications.
However, no one can argue with it.
It's as if the camera is shown to the Las Vegas girls, whose screams and nymphomaniacs don't disgust straight male fans in front of the TV.
On the contrary, deep down they also think: this is how it should be.
After all, not everyone can dunk.
Vince Carter's dunk is like no other.
And Li really lays up, and he can imitate it.
That's why the Li Zhen brand has been so optimistic about the men's sneaker market recently.
Because, down-to-earth!
Lee Zhen's layup and Vince Carter's dunk narrowed the gap between the Eastern Conference to 2 points.
The western troops were facing a great enemy.
But he didn't dare to get on the ground immediately.
After all, in terms of age, the 03 generation in the east must have a physical advantage over the 96 generation.
If you go up now, doesn't that mean you use a superior horse to race a lower horse?
So, he could only endure it so that Li Zhen seemed to be free.
Arenas was so angry that he vomited blood.
All kinds of mental breakdowns: why? Why?
However, there is no way.
Boys who love to laugh are usually not too lucky.
No, Mr. Tony is giving away the head again.
After Parker brought the ball to the frontcourt, he didn't even block and dismantle with Xiaobawang, and went directly into the penalty area. But Li Zhen is like a shadow, and when he turns the top, Li Zhen directly takes a step ahead of time, and joins forces with O'Neill Jr. to lock him in the bottom line.
Finally came up with a good way to kill yourself by jumping into the river.
He jumped up and smashed the basketball at Li Zhen.
Trying to protect the ball with a basketball qualifier.
How do you know that Li Zhen has been prepared.
As soon as he smashed the ball, Li Zhen reached out to catch it.
And smiled at him.
As if to say: Prime Minister Xie Cao's arrow!
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[There are two more chapters of major updates today.] After two days of delay, I think I also have the spirit of Mamba. 】
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