Chapter 1114 Just touch it

I didn't have the strength to resist, and I didn't dare to resist, the red light and black light and violent explosions rang out continuously, accompanied by two continuous screams, and the two bad old men with blue noses and swollen faces were dragged by me in front of Akara.

"Thank you, Wu."

Akara probably hadn't noticed the huge commotion that had lasted for more than ten seconds, and simply thought that I had just done my best to subdue the two old horsemen with lightning speed before they could sell their rituals, so he looked very satisfied.

If I let her know that in just over ten seconds, I was actually phantomed and turned into a female version, and I was slapped by Old Man Farah with an engram crystal, I don't know what I would be angry about.

Now, Akara is trying her best to build my image in the Alliance, and even on the mainland (although we feel that Yali Mountain is big about it), and if she knew about it, she might have turned into a rulai in a rage and suppressed the two old monkeys to the bottom of the Arrett Mountains.

Although I would have loved to see Akara punish these two evil-doers, I can't say anything about being transformed into a woman by being illusioned, and it is better to let it turn into a floating cloud in the sky.

But......

Out of the corner of his eye, he secretly glanced at Elder Lyman and Beya, and I knew that this was unrealistic, but fortunately, these two people just met, and did not leave any evidence, even if these two people really wanted me, as Artoria's husband, to lead the gossip trend in the Dark Continent again (why do I say it again), it was also empty talk, and not many people would believe it.

For example, I am trying to spread the lie that the old drunkard is actually a pure man that no one will believe at all as a rumor, but there is no evidence to prove it, this kind of rumor will not be believed by anyone at all, it will only make people feel bored, and they can't even stir up a small splash.

For the Mu dwarf winter melon as if he was playing with the festival, Akara was not so polite, and after lecturing the two of them, he ordered the old man Farah to go back to his mage tower, squatting if there is something, squatting for me if there is nothing, and he is not allowed to go out of the mage guild before the birthday of the god, and then there is Mu dwarf winter melon, which was taken away by the great elder of the dwarf clan who came to apologize, no, it should be said that it was pressed away, it seems that this old winter melon has not been able to jump for a while.

After sending the two ** annoyances away, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then, Elder Lyman estimated that he was a little stimulated today, and he was in a trance, and he felt that he was in a bad state, and after chatting a few words, he also offered to leave.

"Excuse me......"

The little girl Beya, who hadn't gone far, suddenly turned her head and ran back, twisting and pinching her little hands behind her back in front of me, her head down, and her toes were light, looking like a young girl who was ready to confess her shyness and hesitation in front of her lover.

Seeing that the little girl Beya suddenly showed this suspicious attitude, whether you are trembling or not, I am trembling anyway.

"Stupid...... No, it's the Elders ......"

After waiting for a while, Beya's courage tank seemed to have finally been full, and she raised her head bravely, with her red face and moist beautiful eyes, the masses who didn't know the truth would definitely misunderstand something when they saw this scene.

But in my mind, it only had the effect of deepening my vigilance.

Because, every word and action that this little elf girl has contemplated has never contributed to the peace of the world.

"Van ...... Elder Fan, the ...... This ......"

Beya's little girl stammered non-stop, if it could make her feel unspeakable, what kind of horror would it be, thinking of this, I felt like I was stuck in the abyss, if it weren't for the other people around watching it, for fear that the mainland twin stars would be scared away alive by the elf princess without saying a word Such rumors have spread, maybe I would have run away.

At last, the little girl finally clenched her little fist, and with a face full of courage, she said out loud what she was about to say in my look of fear.

"Van ...... Elder, I can ...... in the future Can I call you Sister Fan? ”

Me: "......"

"Because...... Because where ...... Sister Fan...... Elder Fan, you just ...... What did you look like just now...... It's really too mature, maybe I knew you before...... is completely wrong...... So...... So here begins...... A little...... Change the salutation a little...... So...... So ......"

With a light tap on her toes and a slight wrap of her index finger, Beya's face flushed, and she lowered her head embarrassedly and whispered.

"Beja"

Two big hands fell heavily on Beya's shoulders, pressing hard, she seemed to be startled, looked up at this side, and lowered her head embarrassedly, what is going on, why do you want to create such an atmosphere of confession, bastard

However, I'm not in the mood to complain about this now, because there are more important things that involve my gender being distorted by Yanzhòng, and if I am silent, something strange may happen in the future, so I, now, must say something and do something.

After a moment of contemplation, I lifted Beya's face, eye to eye, and leaned closer to each other's faces until I could feel each other's breathing, and then said to her word by word as hard as gold and iron.

"Please call me a fool, Wu, be sure, please, absolutely"

After staring at him for a long time, suddenly, the eyes that were close to him quickly filled with crystal tears.

Then, without warning, he threw an all-out uppercut that landed exactly the right way to the chin, sending my toes three feet off the ground.

"Woo woo~~~ Stupid Wu bullies people, it's really a stupid egg, a big stupid egg"

The perpetrator, Her Royal Highness a princess of the elven clan, wiped her eyes and ran away in tears in my sight.

That's good, that's good, compared to the result of "Sister Fan", which can make people's spirits collapse in an instant, maybe it's BESTEND now.

"Oops, what the hell just happened?"

Akara, who doesn't know the truth, said that she was confused, and Linya was talking to Lena early in the morning, and it seemed that she couldn't stop Lena from knowing what had just happened, so I, would she still be my brother? It's so sad, this sadness in my heart at this moment may be enough to incarnate myself as the third major force in hell - the god of love and song, the demon king of sorrow, and the stupidest and most enthusiastic villain in history, Wu Fan.

"Then again......"

Akara suddenly smiled meaningfully, and the corners of my eyes jumped.

"I didn't expect you Wu to be able to use the Hell Fighting Bear to transform, it seems that the body is recovering very well, to be honest, it has reached Cheng Dù who scared me a lot."

"Reluctantly...... Barely so. ”

The corners of my mouth reluctantly pulled a stiff smile, but in my heart, I desperately hit the wall with three times the speed of red.

Bastard bastard bastard, I didn't expect that the fact that I had recovered a lot of strength was actually known by the person who shouldn't know about it, and the plan of pretending to be sick for two months, which had been officially named and included in the top ten five-fold plans of this year, was lost

"Its ...... Actually, it's not as good as imagined, it's just that it can barely transform, and if you deal with domain-level enemies, it's still not enough. ”

It's stupid to play fake wrestling in front of Akara, and I can only try to be as true as possible and vague about the past.

"Well, I know, if there is no emergency, after God's birthday, there is nothing special for you to do, just take advantage of this time to take care of your body."

My character, and what little ideas I have in my heart, must not be able to hide from the cunning Akara, but, after thinking for a moment, she said with a smile.

Holy light, holy light

In an instant, I seemed to see the dazzling holy light bursting from the back of Akara's head, so shining on the earth, so warm people's hearts, ah, could it be said that this old capitalist fox who exploited and oppressed labor power had finally changed sexually? Or did her move only prove the historical inevitability and correctness of the transition from the evil capitalist oppression of labor to the beautiful socialist liberation of labor?

In short, I took Akara's kindness with tears in my eyes, and began to plan carefully in my heart, should I take advantage of the hard-won vacation to take Veras and them to travel + experience, or follow Tia to the Hradik tribe? The proportion of the former in the heart is obviously 10,000 times heavier, but the meaning of the latter is also extraordinary, well, this has to be thought about and considered carefully......

While bowing our heads and pondering, our group also left one after another because of the departure of the two protagonists, Elder Lyman and Beya.

Suddenly, I felt two strange auras drifting through my body.

When I looked up, I saw that it was Linya and Lena, two girls, who were looking at me with a rather stern and strange look.

"Yes...... Can I help you? ”

Recalling the tragic scene of being shot in the head by Linya's fireball not long ago, and feeling the uncalm aura emanating from Linya's body again, I began to feel uneasy.

Linya, this little girl, is usually calm, but once she breaks the line of reason in her head and becomes hot, it is not so easy to recover.

Wu ...... Brother Wu, are you alright? "The two girls, it was Linya who spoke first.

"I ...... What's the matter with me? Look, isn't that good? "Except for the headshot from your fireball just now, and my hair was slightly scorched.

"Wait, I'm still not sure, can you ...... Can you show me? ”

Linya held her little hand nervously, her eyes were clear, and the worried look on her face was the same as that of any wife in the world who was worried about her husband.

"Of course, just watch."

Faced with such a small request from my wife, I naturally would not refuse, although I soon regretted it.

Nervously came up, first of all, Linya's little hand on my face, hand, gently stroked for a while, felt that it was normal, after her extremely familiar feel and lines, I was slightly relieved.

Immediately after, the little hand hit the subject directly, touching and touching my chest, as if trying to find something.

“……”

I say...... Linya, although I understand your current actions and the heavy feelings you represent, I hope you can also understand a little bit about how I, as a husband, am just exhausted by the illusion.

Linya's pretty face gradually showed a smile of joy.

Yes, absolutely, this flatness, this toughness, and the warmth and security conveyed are the heavy weight that I usually feel when I press on myself.

"Well, it's finally confirmed." Seeing Linya smile and gently caress the little hand on her chest and take it back, I also breathed a sigh of relief with this subtle sense of loss.

After all, even through the clothes, you can feel the softness and warmth of Linya's little hands, which is very comfortable.

"Twitter~~~~~~"

Linya didn't speak, her gaze slid straight down her chest, and finally fell to that area.

"Wait, there's no need for it here."

I subconsciously **** my legs and take a few steps back.

"This ...... This is the most ...... The most critical ...... place, not good...... Why don't you check it out...... Nope"

Linya's eyes were dizzy and she spun in circles, and in an explicit posture that had completely lost her ability to think calmly and acted only on instinct, she stretched out her little hand and slowly approached.

I can now confirm that from the time of the Finney incident, Linya's abruptly broken thread of reason has not been fully disconnected just now, and the interface is still fragile, because the illusion just now has been disconnected again.

"Brother Wu, don't be nervous, just ...... It's just a little bit of verification, just take off your pants. ”

With that, Linya's little hand reached for my waist.

Although Linya, who has lost her reason and become confused and unreasonable, also has a cuteness similar to natural stupidity, but now it is obviously not a thumbs up and praise, and then use the engram to keep this scene for when she teases Linya in the future.

I panicked and took a few steps back again, dodging Linya's little hand.

"Wait...... Wait, Linya, this kind of thing...... Well, go home and do it again, go home and let you check enough. ”

"No...... No, woo, I can't help it, I'm going to ...... now."

Linya's voice carried a kind of sobbing, and the thick worry was touching, of course, moving is moving, and compromise is another matter.

"Don't run, Brother Wu, it's just ...... Just a little confirmation, soon, very quickly, so calm down. ”

"It's you who should be calm, how can you take off your pants in such a place"

I shouted loud and laughing, once again avoiding Linya's small hand attack.

"Lena, tell me about Linya too."

I suddenly remembered that there was another savior next to me, and maybe her words would calm Linya down.

"That's right, Sister Linya, you can't do this, my brother will be very embarrassed."

Sure enough, Lena, who is extremely calm at all times, finally stood up at such a time.

"This is different from what we discussed at the beginning, doesn't it mean that we will arrest my brother and let the two of us touch it together and confirm it? How could Sister Linya act alone? It's not fair."

“……”

It turns out that you are also an accomplice, Lena

I feel like a policeman who has been entrusted with great trust and betrayed to my face, and I am in tears, and I just feel that there is no good person in this world who can be trusted.

Why, this is very strange, there must be something wrong, why is Akara pinned on high hopes, always giving people a sense of peace and calmness like a spring breeze, and always showing a quiet smile, Lena, who is also strange today, as if like Linya, a certain thread in her head has been torn off.

Finally, I escaped from Linya and Lena, who had become strange, and held on to a big tree next to me, bending over, and I gasped for breath.

The reluctant transformation of the Hell Fighting Bear has already consumed a lot of body, coupled with the double blow of the spirit, I now feel a little haggard, maybe the recovery speed of my body will be greatly reduced because of today, and I may return to the pre-liberation overnight.

I must have pressed some strange switch today, why, even for me, a quasi-tragic emperor, this kind of human tragedy that is rare to encounter once a year will happen one after another? Could it be that God that guy sneezed and reversed the order of Fini and me?

Suddenly, a slight breath approached from behind.

The so-called once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope, now even Linya and Lena, I can't believe it, I feel panicked when I see the figure, so I decisively turned around, and put on the classic parry posture of Hell Fighting Bear in a human attitude, with a face full of vigilance.

"It's you, Tia."

I was relieved to see who was coming.

The reason Tia can make me so relaxed is because from the beginning of the Gault incident, from beginning to end, this little Heradic girl who should have made the most fuss has maintained a fairly calm attitude.

Of course, there is also a suspicious black side in the middle, and it is this side that indirectly leads to the tragic incident between me and Fini, but I will not shirk the responsibility for this incident and anger Tia, who is bent on making Fini wrong, will become like that.

Knowing that the quasi-tragic emperor and the tragic emperor collided, there would definitely be earth-shattering things, but I still didn't know whether to live or die, I had no complaints about that tragedy, and I could only blame myself.

Therefore, a series of tragic events, Tia gave me the feeling that they were quite calm and quite reassuring, and I wondered if this girl had picked up something strange on the road to eat.

"Fanfan, are you okay?" Tia pursed her lips and smiled innocently to heal her soul.

"Barely surviving." I gave up weakly and sat down with my back against the tree.

"Come on"

She shook her little fist at me with great momentum, and her energetic posture and smile seemed to really make me feel her momentum, which was pouring into my body.

"Then, I'll go first, see you tomorrow, Fanfan."

As she spoke, with a smile of extreme joy that could not be concealed, a meaningful smile that made people care, Tia left quickly.

Strange, what's wrong with this little girl, just to cheer herself up? It's normal for her personality, but I always feel that something isn't right.

That's right, it's her smile.

Feel ......

It's like getting something you've always dreamed of, but you can't show it to anyone, and you can't help but find the person closest to you, share that smile and joy, and then leave in a hurry.

Inexplicably, I fought a cold war......