Military.

The first big thing that every student who enters college faces!

Good, good, good, I know, I know,

Every student who has just entered college is fantasizing about the beauty of college that I talked about before, but I forgot to tell you,

Before you go through that, go through the test called 'Military Training'.

In this military training, which is as short as a week or as long as more than half a month, in fact, it can highlight the quality of the university.

..... you will face

It's a group of devilish creatures called 'Instructors' who give you orders to lock up all kinds of strongmen when you are new to you.

Hmph, don't think I don't know,

Every student who has just entered college, both male and female, will dress up beautifully at the beginning of the school year, put on the beautiful clothes that they didn't have many opportunities to wear in high school, and look handsome, with excitement about the new environment just to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

But, I'm sorry!

I refuse... Ahem,

(Sorry, but I said it...) Do it all over again)

...

But, I'm sorry! (sneer)

In the face of military training, those bells and whistles have to disappear for the baby, and it is impossible to break away from the organization!

(╯◣д◢)ツ┏━┓Impossible!

The first thing you have to face is that the quality is not good, it is neither good-looking nor comfortable to wear, and there is no money for school garbage, and if you are not careful, you may open a camouflage military training uniform in the army.

And most of them are flat shoes that are as hard as bare feet on the ground, no matter how careful you are, as long as you have a few days of military training.

Oh, and in addition to these basic conditions, your worst enemy is not the instructor who always lets you do that, has a very rude temperament, and has a very bad temperament and looks at the individual.

It's the temperature at the beginning of September.

At this time, I have to say some digressions, in September, a special month in the season, if you haven't eaten the basic knowledge given to you by your geography teacher...

You will know that there are different cities in latitude and there is a considerable difference in temperature, and a stupid person's hometown has even started to heat, and he is still in a situation where he can't live without air conditioning.

So what if... I mean, if the university you chose at that time was not located in a city that is not one of the well-known 'furnace' cities in the south, then congratulations.

What you need for your college military training is simple training that can survive with just a little gritted teeth.

If... Of course, I'm talking about what ifs.,It's definitely not a self-explosion or something....

If you have a confused eye when you apply for the exam, you don't know how to twitch your head or have no choice to apply to the school in some well-known 'furnace' cities in the south, or a place like the capital that is hot even in the north...

Then all I can say is...

It's okay, kid, we have to learn to be strong (cover your face and laugh and cry)

——The above is a tearful inner monologue from an unknown senior in his hometown in the far north.

And at this moment,

Jingcheng University, in time to clean and repair the sports playground on the last day before military training,

The teams that have just been divided according to the class, all the freshmen of Beijing University are in an orderly manner on the open playground where the participants can fight a battle or countless numbered monsters.

Facing the 'good weather' of more than 30 degrees of scorching sun and cloudless skies in September, standing in a military posture,

As I said before, Jingjing University, as the top famous university in the country, its military training, that's.... Quite strict,

Not to mention the duration of about 20 days, the seriousness of various trainings, the fact that the best officers in the army will be brought in to take charge, and the strict standards for review,

As a prestigious school, it is forced to qualify. Ahem, it's so strict that even if you don't participate in military training in your freshman year,

You're going to make up for it in your sophomore year....

It is impossible to warp off, and it is impossible to warp it in this life (with a serious face.jpg)

And on that basis,

Beijing is one of the hottest cities in the north....

Therefore, when I learned that there was no problem in the playground and the news that the freshman military training was carried out as scheduled, I looked at the seniors I had just met and showed a meaningful smile.

Almost all of the 'future pillars' who are standing in a military posture in the scorching heat, wearing thin camouflage uniforms and flat shoes, are gritting their teeth in their hearts:

Mom, sell batches, don't let us know which bastard who is in a hurry to finish the project and rush to reincarnate has contracted the project!

Sweat continued to flow down his cheeks, the soles of his feet hurt and his muscles began to ache, and the freshmen who started military training on the first day did not complain, because they knew that they had nothing to love.

There are still more than half a month to go...

They don't dare to hope that military training will be canceled, they just want to think that if the playground can't be used, can't we go to class first and then military training?

Since we can't even postpone it, don't give us the hope that we can drag on this hottest period!

Hope will only make people more desperate!

I have to say that this is actually a blow to many people, because if you think about it, as girls who pursue a high-quality life, they naturally do not allow themselves to tan tanned, so various sunscreen measures are quite troublesome to do, which is also applicable to boys who want to protect their skin.

Of course, if you ask me if you are short and ugly, can you become strong and strong after this military training, and have eight-pack abs or something,

All I can say is, child, sleep, there is everything in your dreams.

Put aside these delusions that are not at all possible for short-term military training, and recognize the facts, in the current state of military training, if you are short and ugly, then after military training...

You're just going to be short, dark, and ugly.

emmm.... Hahaha (laughs out loud)

A loud whistle sounded -

The captains of each team looked at the person in charge of this military training, the figure that made them look forward to it, said that they had received it, and then in a standard turning posture, facing the students of one of their own teams, they spoke in a loud and sonorous voice:

"Free and easy, 10 minutes off!"

Crash!

With a roar of order, the freshmen of a square team who were originally like a piece of tofu fell down softly in an instant, and basically all of them collapsed on the ground panting, looking at the instructor who was obviously standing with them,

In the heat of more than 30 degrees, there was no, and even during the free time, he still maintained a strict standard movement, turning 360 degrees and running towards the instructor's assembly place to report the progress.

"My mother, I don't know if it's my delusion, why I feel that this year's instructor is extraordinarily powerful."

In military training, as a friend who suffers in military training, even if you don't know someone on the side, you can easily talk.

After all, everyone is friends in the difficult days ahead, and they are the kind of 'good friends' who will definitely go up and slap each other twice to confirm whether they are pretending to be in the face of each other in the difficult days in the future.

"Uh, brother, what do you mean this year...."

"Don't say it, junior, it's all in plain sight...."

“......”

Chatting nonsense is probably the only thing that supports all the freshmen in military training, because....

This instructor is really strict with him (covering his face)

Every student who graduated from Beijing University will still have a deep memory of the harshness of the military training instructor at the beginning, until they learned from their seniors that they were soldiers from the directly subordinate units of the Beijing Military Region.

"I'm dripping heavens, this.... It's really military training ... Not wanting to... My life...? ”

Among the freshmen, there will always be students who are relatively weak and not good at sports and physical fitness will complain like this, and there are many such students in this Beijing University with super high score requirements, although improving this is the purpose of the school's military training.

"Why do you practice so many turns and military postures repeatedly... This is from the point of view of efficiency and results obtained... Let's say... Not at all..."

A man with glasses who had become a top student in his past life was now slumped on the ground like a salted fish trying to make his last argument, but before he could finish speaking, another salted fish with glasses lying next to him answered him just as quickly.

"Don't think about it.... The instructor probably thinks from the point of view of solid geometry .... I just want to make our tan a little more even...."

"......" (Life has no love.... ）

So, this story tells us that even if you are a top student with more than 670 points in the college entrance examination,

In the days of military training, you can only be a salted fish honestly, waiting to be dried by the high temperature of more than 30 degrees in the capital.

"It's cloudless, and the smog situation in the capital has been managed so well...."

Looking at a sunny day in the sky, the freshmen showed a sad but hard-working smile.

"Brother, I didn't expect that at this time, you still care about our haze control situation in China, which really makes the little brother admire...."

"God's fucking haze control situation has something to do with me, I just want to say that this can't even find a shadow of the sky, and the ice water I brought on purpose has become hot water!"

"Uh.... Do you have a girlfriend? ”

"Don't you think your topic jumps a little too much, what if I have it, what if I don't?"

"If you have it, you can send it to her and tell her to drink more hot water, if not, you can give it to me, I'm fucking dying of thirst...."