Chapter 402 - Historical Poetry

Anne Hathaway's fan sister behavior, Roland Allen actually doesn't know.

Of course, even if he knew, he didn't have the time to care.

Because after finalizing the project "Pirates of the Caribbean" and getting the game production rights, he has been writing and drawing at home.

"The first part is actually about Captain Jack and his crew finding a box of cursed gold coins. The first mate betrayed him and led the crew to take the ship, and Bill Turner, who did not want to participate in the rebellion, was sunk into the sea by Barbossa, and when they had done all this, it became instinct to squander gold coins to fill the desire.

Unfortunately, the curse of the gold coins made them the living dead, and if they wanted to lift the curse, they had to return all the gold coins and sacrifice a drop of the thief's blood, and when they found out that Bill Turner had stolen a gold coin and gave it to their children, looking for his offspring became Barbossa's motivation to live.

In this case, Elizabeth Swan, the daughter of the Governor who had saved Bill Turner's child Will Turner when she was young, was involved, and in the end, they met Captain Jack, who wanted to recapture the Black Pearl, and formed an iron triangle to kill Barbossa and successfully recapture the Black Pearl by lifting the curse. ”

"The second part is a continuation of the first part, and it is said that there is not only the curse of gold coins on the sea, but also a strange ship called the 'Flying Dutchman', which can dive into the water, and the crew is immortal, and Jack's Black Pearl, which was also helped by their captain David Jones.

One day, Bill, who had been sent into the sea by Barbossa but ended up as a crew member of the Flying Dutchman, approached Jack and told him that David Jones was looking for him and that he was going to make him part of the ship......

Wanting to save himself, Captain Jack begins to search for Davy Jones' undead chest in exchange for freedom.

This death box contains the heart of David Jones, and as long as it is pierced, David Jones is dead.

At the same time, the East India Company, which wanted to dominate the sea, was also looking for the Undead Chest, so Elizabeth and Will, who had been connected to Jack, became their target, and under the impetus of the East India Company, the Iron Triangle converged again.

After some twists and turns, the chest of the dead is taken by the East India Company, and David Jones wants to kill them to vent his anger.

In order to save herself, Elizabeth deceitfully locked Jack in the ship and let him be devoured by the Norwegian sea monster controlled by David Jones, and when they were freed to bring the sad news to the witch Tia Doma who had been helping them all along, the witch told them that Jack was not dead, they still had a chance to save him, and that if you want to sail on the sea, you must have a qualified captain, so that Barbossa, who was killed by Jack in the first part, is resurrected. ”

In this way, the third plot appeared smoothly, that is, to save Jack.

The impetus was also very simple, that is, the East India Company with the flying Dutchmen squeezed the living space of the pirates.

The pirates gather to convene a pirate convention to fend off the crisis.

In this way, Jack, who is one of the nine pirate kings, cannot be absent.

So the group went to the end of the world to find him.

It's just that this kind of search actually has its own ghosts.

The witch Tia Doma who resurrected Barbossa is actually the goddess of the sea who was sealed in the mortal body by the Nine Pirate Kings, and she needs Barbossa to get the token of the Nine Pirate Kings to cast herself and gain freedom.

Will, on the other hand, needs Jack's Black Pearl, which he wants to sail to save his father.

After finding Jack, the Nine Pirate Kings assembled in Shipwreck Bay, Elizabeth was elected as the new Pirate King, and fought the East India Company to the end, because of the imbalance of power, the pirates finally released the Goddess of the Sea, full of anger, she created a whirlpool on the sea, and the Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman fought to the death in it.

In the heat of battle, Barbossa became a witness to Elizabeth and Will's marriage, and the two had a simple wedding, and during the decisive battle, David Jones killed Will, and in order to save him, Jack borrowed Will's hand and stabbed David Jones in the heart with a knife.

At this point, Will became the captain of the Flying Dutchman.

The two worked together to solve the East India Company.

At the end of the story, Will gives Elizabeth the chest of the dead containing his own heart.

Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he must extradite the undead of the sea to the underworld, and can go ashore once every ten years, failing to do so he will become a monster like David Jones. ”

When Roland was talking and writing, so that the memories of the past were presented on the paper, Kate, who was surfing the Internet on the side, popped up and looked at her husband with surprised eyes, "Your efficiency is too exaggerated, isn't it?"

The first part hasn't been filmed yet? The plot of the third part has already been written?

You told me before that the plot of the "Spider-Man" trilogy was written in one go, and I thought you were lying to me, but looking at the current situation, your script is really throwing it out like not asking for money! ”

The daughter-in-law's praise made Roland a little embarrassed.

Because what he just did was all about borrowing and borrowing.

But even so, adhering to the principle of confessing and sitting in a lenient prison and resisting the principle of going home strictly for the New Year, Roland could not tell the truth, so after finding out that his mother-in-law had overheard all the plots, he decisively raised his hand, grabbed it, pressed it on his thigh, and let him taste the plot of the trilogy, "What do you think?" ”

"Yes! The rhythm of a traditional three-part commercial film! Kate glanced at the outline twice and commented, "Isn't it easy for you to write this kind of script?" "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Terminator" are all like this.

Problems arise within 40 minutes, problems are solved within 120 minutes, and the last 35 minutes end happily.

If you can't write it, James and Steven will probably be angry. ”

When Kate learned to be a truck driver and rolled her eyes at Roland, Roland, who was holding her daughter-in-law's waist from behind, looked at Roland.

Shaking her legs, interrupting the other party's movements, Kate, who was affected by this, shook twice, then pouted and glared at Roland.

"What are you doing? Didn't you ask me to rate it? ”

"I asked you to evaluate, but I didn't let you bring private goods."

"Shh Roland's shameless words caused Kate to twist his thigh, and when Roland was in pain and gasped, Kate, who was happy, quickly changed the topic, for fear that her husband would take revenge on her immediately.

"If you only write the plot of a trilogy, then why sign a five-part contract with Johnny Depp?

Or maybe you've already thought about the plot of the remaining two parts? ”

Kate's careful thoughts, how could Roland not see it?

He didn't bother with this little woman, and after two pats on the thigh, he raised his hands and tied them around the table with his arms.

Then he picked up the pen and continued to write on the paper, "Actually, here, the story of Elizabeth and Will is over, and the fourth part tells the story of Captain Jack alone."

After dealing with David Jones, the whole sea is at peace again, and because of this, Barbossa steals Jack's Black Pearl and leaves him alone.

In the process of wandering, Jack suddenly learned that someone was recruiting crew members in his own name, and he felt strange and began to look for the traces of the other party, and when he found the other party, he found out that the other party was his old lover.

And she is also the daughter of the pirate Blackbeard.

Their goal is to find something called the Fountain of Youth.

That thing can make people immortal.

In his quest for the Fountain of Youth, Jack meets Barbossa, who lost a leg to Blackbeard's defeat, and after learning that Blackbeard has stolen his Black Pearl, the two work together to eliminate each other. ”

After Roland quickly explained the plot, Kate, who was still smiling, showed doubts on her face.

"Isn't that right? Your plot is incoherent! It has nothing to do with the first three! ”

Without waiting for Kate to turn her head, Roland, who was smiling, continued: "And the fifth part, tentatively scheduled for revenge."

Every pirate king has his own battle of fame, and Jack's battle of fame is to eliminate the Spanish captain who once slaughtered countless pirates at sea, but unfortunately, those guys did not enter heaven and hell after death, but were trapped in a place called the Delta of Death like unjust souls.

When Jack gives up his compass and stops being a pirate, they are cast.

So, when they see the light of day, they want to seek revenge on Jack.

At the same time, Will's son grew up.

He approached Jack in the hope that he could help him unravel the curse of the flying Dutchman and save his father.

In this case, they meet Barbossa's daughter, and the group's goal is to become the Trident of the Sea King, who can break all the curses of the sea, and in a journey full of adventures, they find their goal.

When the trident is severed, all curses on the sea disappear. ”

β€˜What the fuck? ’

After Kate listened to Roland's description, her whole face was full of incredulity.

"That's not right! Wrong! Something is wrong! Something is wrong!

The four or five plots you described are too separated from the first three to be called a series at all!

If the first three are successful, then even if the next two have Johnny Depp joining, the series will still be able to attract a large number of fans, but the box office results and word of mouth will continue to decline! ”

That's right, in Kate's opinion, the five movies described by her husband can't be integrated together at all.

The first three parts and the last two parts are simply unrelated individuals, and there is no possibility of interweaving and continuation.

What's the most taboo thing about making a series?

No feelings!

All series of movies sell feelings at the end, and when the feelings are exhausted, the series will enter the reboot stage.

But this result can only be decided by the audience, not by the creator!

All creators, when creating a series of movies, the first consideration is the perception of fans, if fans feel that the whole story is separated from the previous work, then it is over, and the box office of this movie will definitely die.

Prioritizing fans and then attracting passers-by is the key to success for all collections.

Because only after fans raise the first-day box office and the first-weekend box office, can the top-ranking works attract the attention of outsiders.

After they walked into the theater and became interested in it, tutoring the previous work became another means of profit for the film company.

But now?

The plot that Roland said was a visible failure for Kate!

In this case, if no change is made, then ......

She, a guy who doesn't care about the box office, can see the ending of the series.

And when Kate looked at Roland with puzzled eyes, wanting to know how her husband could have made such a serious mistake, Roland, who was hugging her, smiled and put her chin on her daughter-in-law's shoulder.

Looking at the plot outline on the paper, he smiled and asked, "Do you think it's wrong?" ”

"How can this be right?"

"That's right."

"Huh?" Kate didn't understand what her husband meant.

"Because I don't think it's right either."

That's right!

Although "Pirates of the Caribbean" is not the first movie that Roland has come into contact with, nor is it the first visual effects blockbuster Roland has ever seen, it still left a deep impression on Roland, and the reason is actually very simple-

Captain Jack, that's too sassy.

Whenever "He's a Pirate" sounds, the coquettish little broken steps will rise, and when Johnny Depp shows the motherly but good Jack Sparrow with funny body movements, the captain at this time has a soul.

Just like Robert Downey Jr. and Tony Stark.

Many times, it is not the crew that chooses the actors, but the actors who find themselves.

However, even if Roland Allen likes Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow, it doesn't mean that he also appreciates the entire series, or that he feels that the entire series has ended in "The End of the World".

Although there is no problem with this approach, because as a capital, he is also ready to use a five-part method to push this series into the abyss that must be restarted, but in the case of seeing the future, he actually feels that the whole series still has room to save.

There is no need to end it bluntly like in the previous life.

If you have to describe it, it is to integrate the plot of the fourth and fifth parts, which have nothing to do with the first three, into the main line.

And that's what he wants to do now.

"What do you think is wrong?" Roland shook his legs and motioned to his daughter-in-law to help him.

"I don't think there's anything right." Kate told the truth.

However, she did not have a poor mouth, but gave a substantive opinion, "First of all, let's make the first point clear, do the two characters of Elizabeth and Will have to be offline in the third part?" ”

"In the current situation, it must be taken offline, after all, Will has become the captain of the Flying Dutchman, and he needs to obey the curse and send the dead who died on the sea to the underworld." Roland said.

"Can't you change it?" Kate asked.

"Of course, there is no way to change this, because the plot of the first three parts is perfect." Roland shrugged.

But Kate wasn't defeated, "Okay, let's start from another angle, first of all, after Will became the captain of the Flying Dutchman, is he immortal?" Or maybe David Jones became the captain of the Flying Dutchman because he fell in love with the goddess of the sea, right? The goddess of the sea was immortal, so he became the captain of the Flying Dutchman, in an attempt to gain eternal life in this way, even if they only met once every ten years. ”

"Uh...... That's the truth. Roland nodded.

"Then here's the problem." After receiving an affirmative answer, Kate continued: "The goddess of the sea is immortal, so David Jones needs immortality, but Elizabeth is not immortal!" So the immortal Will will send her away after all!

Elizabeth needs the Fountain of Youthlessness more than the Blackbeard Pirates! ”

"Hiss......" Roland gasped, grabbed the pen and continued to write on the paper, "That means Elizabeth can not go offline, after realizing that she will die before Will, she fell into entanglement and pain, in this case, she learned about the Fountain of Youth, so she had the idea of immortality."

So she went to Roger Sparrow, hoping that the other party would take her to the Fountain of Youth. ”

"Yes, at the same time, Spain and England are also looking for the Fountain of Youth, and in order to reflect the balance of power, let Blackbeard Pirate become the privateer captain of Spain, and Barbossa become the privateer captain of England." Kate continued.

"No, these two proud men are not going to be privateer captains." Roland shook his head in denial.

"That's easy! Copying the plot you said before, describe Blackbeard as the most powerful pirate in the world after the pirate conference, Barbossa was defeated by him, and the Black Pearl in his hand was also taken away, it is precisely because of this situation that he will cooperate with the British, and his real purpose is not to find the Fountain of Youth, but to kill Blackbeard! ”

"What about Blackbeard's daughter? That is, Jack's old friend? ”

"What do you want her to do? One movie and one heroine are enough! With Anne Hathaway here, how many vases do you still need to sign? ”

Listening to his mother-in-law's blunt words, Roland smiled, lowered his head and gnawed on her neck, and then before he reacted, he was already holding a pen and writing hard, and with the help of his wife, the plot of the fourth part also changed dramatically.

The fourth plot discussed by the two is like this:

After Will became captain of the Flying Dutchman, Jack's Black Pearl was once again snatched by Barbossa.

But not long after Barbossa got the Black Pearl, he met Blackbeard, who wanted to dominate the sea.

Because Blackbeard's saber has special magical powers, it can control everything on the ship, so Barbossa, who could not resist it, was defeated, and the Black Pearl was taken away, not to mention losing a leg.

In this situation, he wanted revenge, and became a privateer captain in England in the service of the royal family.

And one day, he received a royal assignment to find the Fountain of Youth.

At this point, the Barbossa line was officially launched.

At the same time, Elizabeth, who discovers that her man can live forever but she will only age to death, finally finds the Fountain of Youth, after reading countless legends, she finds Jack, hoping that the other party can help.

But Jack, who has no boat, doesn't want to accompany her on the adventure, and the two get into an argument.

In the process, Blackbeard, who also heard the news of the Fountain of Immortality, also came to the door, because he needed the compass in Jack's hand that could point to what you craved the most in the depths of your heart, and after the intersection of the three parties, Jack, who learned that the Black Pearl was snatched away by Blackbeard, couldn't sit still, and he didn't stay out of it anymore when he longed for the sea, and the struggle was about to break out.

Blackbeard's subordinates have a beautiful female first mate who wants to get close to Jack and steal his compass.

And Elizabeth, who wanted to see her husband a few more times, saw through her conspiracy and hardened it with her.

In addition to this, after deciding to go in search of the Fountain of Youth, boarding Barbossa's ship became a matter of course.

When sailing at sea, it makes sense to fight with Blackbeard.

Compared with the original version, in this version, Roland and Kate directly cut off the teasing Spaniard who accompanied the runner.

Not only that, but the inexplicable and wonderful plot of what mermaid's tears was also deleted by them.

The two felt that instead of wasting time on this bizarre plot, it would be better to have a few hearty brawls.

fencing with Elizabeth and the first mate;

the naval battles of Barbossa and Blackbeard;

Jack fishes aboard Blackbeard's ship, steals the Black Pearl, and leaves.

In short, if you can use special effects scenes to lengthen the plot, don't use literary dramas to delay the time.

The audience went to the theater to see how Depp was in a show, not to see how the World Beauty Pageant Miss shed tears!

The former is "Pirates of the Caribbean", and the latter is "Pirates of the Caribbean"!

And the end of this part is actually very simple.

In a battle, the two sides found the Fountain of Youth, and then fought to the death there.

Adhering to the belief that evil can never defeat good, Blackbeard ultimately fails.

But in the course of their fight, Elizabeth also learned that the Fountain of Youth, which does not make people immortal, only allows one person to steal the life of another person, as long as this method can be repeated, the guy who steals the life of others can get eternal life in the actual sense, but after using it once, it cannot be reincarnated, she hesitated.

And while she was fighting between heaven and man, struggling back and forth between using the Fountain of Immortality and destroying the Fountain of Youth, Blackbeard's female first mate also gave a new solution, that is, the Trident of the Sea God, which can break all the curses on the sea......

"We can actually set Poseidon's trident like this:

All the visions on the sea are actually born because of the trident of the sea god.

Since the dawn of mankind, there has been a desire to control the power that transcends nature, but all gains have come at a price.

It's like Peter Parker you play, 'With great power comes great responsibility'

It is precisely because someone wants to control everything, and because of this, he created the trident of the sea god, so while gaining power, it has become the responsibility of this person to maintain the peace of the sea.

As a result, the flying Dutchman, the Norwegian sea monster, who helped him keep the peace, all appeared.

In the beginning, it was a gift from God.

And when this guy with extraordinary power falls, the ocean loses its balance.

These gifts have become a curse that compulsorily keeps the world running.

At this time, only by releasing the power drawn from the Poseidon Trident can the sea be restored to its original state.

So in the fifth part, they just did it.

I don't think Will's son needs to show up, isn't it good to let Elizabeth go all the way to find a husband?

Barbossa's daughter is better replaced by a son, and his wife's family is portrayed as an astronomical family following in Galileo's footsteps, and they hook up because Barbossa deceived the little girl by sailing.

After learning that the Poseidon Trident must be located by the stars, Barbossa went to find his son, and after a touching father-son conversation, when Jack, Elizabeth, and Barbossa and his son arrived, the voyage officially began.

And unlike before, this time, their enemy is all the curses of the sea.

Because not everyone wants to get back to normal, some people want to live forever with the curse.

In this way, they are enemies of the world if they want to restore the ocean to its original state.

is different from the previous few small fights, don't they have Blackbeard's legacy this time? Directly forming a fleet and engaging in a large-scale naval battle with the enemy is the big scene that the audience likes to watch!

Twenty minutes to clarify the goal, twenty minutes to find the son, and 60 minutes to stop and stop, the movie can come to an end.

As for the ending, it's simpler......

When they found the Trident, they learned that the guy who destroyed the Trident would definitely be hanged by the power of the Trident in an instant, and when Elizabeth had a husband and Barbossa had a son, Jack tricked them out and ......

Sacrifice yourself to save the world!

This time, he was really dead.

In the end, all the curses on the sea were lifted, the spirits of the dead on the sea could enter the underworld without the flying Dutchman, and the witches, the Delta of Death all ceased to exist, the previously cursed treasures were restored, Barbossa returned to the continent and lived with his son, and Elizabeth won her husband Will and grew old with him.

At this point, there are no pirates in the world.

I even felt that the last shot had to give the compass that had been depicted unusually strongly.

When the compass is held in the hands of Elizabeth and Will's children to play, the perpetually southbound pointer signifies a return to order.

End of series. ”

When Kate directly cut the outline of the fifth part that Roland said beyond recognition, deleted the bullshit bank robbery scene, abolished the inexplicable Spanish undead fleet, and let Captain Jack, who was born in the sea, die on the sea-

Roland, who was recording his wife's brain holes there, twitched at the corners of his mouth.

"It's not! How did Captain Jack die like that? "Roland wants to reason with his wife.

However, Kate did not give a substantive explanation, "because his name is Jack!" So he must die at sea! ”

β€œWhatοΌŸβ€ Roland frowned, not understanding.

So, Kate repeated vigorously, "Because his name is Jack!" Jack! Jack! J-A-C-K! Okay? ”

Hold the grass!

Co-author, this is playing "Titanic" for me!

Roland, who was full of black lines, raised his hand angrily and slapped his mother-in-law's buttocks.

"Seriously, okay? Now is not the time to play memes! ”

Although she was slapped in the face, Kate still had a hippie smile, sitting on Roland's lap, she turned around, looked up at her husband, and asked, "How is it, my plot is much better than your incoherent story, right?" ”

Hearing Kate's question, Roland turned his attention to the outline again.

Although the death of Jack Sparrow at the end of sacrificing the ego to save the big self is a bit fucked, it's ......

Well, this coherent plot is indeed much better than the four or five parts of Nala's crotch!

The key to the crotch pulling of the two movies "Strange Waves" and "Death Without Proof" is because of the amplification of countless problems caused by the fragmentation of the plot, like in the fourth "Strange Waves", the love between the mermaid and the missionary is simply a piece of to drag on for a long time! And in the fifth "Death Without Proof", the villain who used Head & Shoulders has nothing but stomping a knife!

The empty plot makes the charm of the characters unplayable, and when the love of the Fountain of Youthfulness and Elizabeth is linked, when the Trident of Aquaman and the curse of the sea are connected, when the original version is enslaved by Blackbeard and changed to be tough with Blackbeard, and when the pirate fleet that has never appeared is released by Jack, even if these productions still have the meaning of squeezing out the entire IP value, but for fans, hearing the ending of the old story and witnessing the sadness and happiness with their own eyes is better than listening to an inexplicable new story.

This is why many readers hate eunuchs.

Because there is always an end to the story.

Whether it's good or bad, after reading it, I'll die.

Although Roland didn't dare to guarantee that Kate's brain hole would be liked by all audiences, he believed that this thing was much better than the original Zhileng, and when he nodded in agreement, saying that it was okay, he could let the screenwriter see it and let them expand and modify it along these lines, Kate's face was suddenly full of smiles.

"Looks like I'm quite talented!"

"yes, yes, talented, talented."

"No, why do you sound so perfunctory?"

"I'm not perfunctory! How can I be perfunctory about your talent? If you have talent, it means that I have vision, if I don't have a good vision, then I can't pick such an excellent person as you! ”

has been with Kate for a long time, and Roland's mouth has become much sharper.

I can't help it, I don't want to be beaten!

After hearing her husband's flamboyant touting, Kate, who was already tired of being in the other party's arms, suddenly smiled and drilled into Roland's chest.

Even if she knew that Roland was perfunctory, she was so obedient that she just listened to it comfortably!

And after discovering that her husband carefully sorted out his brain holes and took them seriously.

Leaning on the other party's arms, she pursed her lips and spoke again, "Roland." ”

"Huh?"

"Personally, I think that the revised "Pirates of the Caribbean" five-part series can actually be linked with "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

"What do you mean?" Roland frowned.

"You see, didn't I just say that at the end of the fifth part, Jack cut off the Poseidon Trident, unleashed all the power stolen by humans, and restored peace to the entire sea?"

"That's right! You also said that all curses will disappear because of this. ”

"So! Here's the problem! After the curse disappears, won't the original treasure be able to be obtained? And now that the treasure can be taken, does that mean that Indiana Jones can embark on the journey?

When Indiana Jones discovered the Aztec gold coin, would that be the beginning of the Aztec civilization destroyed by the Spanish colonizers? And at that time, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" could also be filmed along with "Pirates of the Caribbean"! ”

Hold the grass!

Roland was stunned!

Linking Pirates of the Caribbean and Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Let Indiana Jones go after the fortunes of Jack Sparrow and other pirates?

This, this, this......

This special code is simply a dream linkage!

After the death of Jack Sparrow, Indiana Jones pursued the other party, which is not only another harvest of fan feelings, but also a good opportunity to expand the world view of "Pirates of the Caribbean"!

After all, Pirates of the Caribbean is the story of Jack Sparrow alone!

And there are nine pirates who are as bullish as him!

Create a Pirate universe through treasure hunting!

If it happens, then the prequel movies, main movies, and postquel movies of other pirates can continue to open!

How profitable can a cinematic universe be?

How profitable can a derivative of a cinematic universe be?

As long as it succeeds, then these are the times that can accompany people for 20 or 30 years!

And yetβ€”

When Roland excitedly digested his wife's brain hole, and wanted to record this idea with trembling hands, he suddenly found that the idea was very beautiful and the reality was very skinny, "Uh...... It's hard to do...... Because...... Harrison Ford is fifty-nine years old this year. ”

That's right!

Fauber was born in 42.

By the time the five-part "Pirates of the Caribbean" is finished, he will be seventy.

At that time, if he was asked to run again, he would definitely not be able to run.

Ay......

Regretful......

It's a pity......

However, just as Roland sighed at the inability of the dream linkage, Kate also cast a contemptuous look at her husband.

"Are you stupid? Without Indiana Jones, we'll make one!

Just like Laura Crawford, as long as you can search the sea for treasure!

How easy it is to come up with a name!

Don't you tell me, you won't? ”

Rumble!!!!!

For Roland, such words are a bolt from the blue!

Create your own character treasure hunt?

Looking for treasure on the sea?

Doesn't he just have a ready-made one in his head?

Nathan Drake!

Uncharted!

Epic crossover! 1603368095