Chapter 736: I Heard You Were Bitten by a Dog?
I looked at the summons.
Zheng Zhi smiled.
A paparazzi from the newspaper Sport Milano sued him to court, arguing that Zheng Zhi had done something on the big tree in front of his house that caused him to develop a skin disease.
The physical examination report issued by the doctor proved that the paparazzi's illness was caused by the big tree in front of Zheng Zhi's house.
You deserve it.
It's Zheng Zhi's deliberate medicine, in fact, it's not a serious disease, it's just that he applied some medicine on the tree that can make the skin itch, but it's enough for the paparazzi.
Of course he won't attend, and if he likes it, he can go out and fight with a whole group of lawyers. Of course, he didn't think the other side could win.
Originally, he had forgotten about the words he hadn't seen the summons, but now he had reminded him that he was going to cut down all the trees around him and see what else the paparazzi could come up with to take a sneak peek.
He immediately called Wu Di and asked him to deal with this matter, of course Wu Di was depressed for a long time, and his cousin became more and more excessive.
As soon as I hung up the phone, the phone rang again.
My mother called for an international call.
"Little Bunny,"
"You want to piss off your mother, do you?"
"It's okay if you find a foreign girlfriend, but you can't find a woman about your mother's age!"
After connecting the phone, my mother just scolded and didn't give Zheng Zhi a chance to interject at all.
Zheng Zhi was so devastated that it was impossible to interject.
After talking for nearly three minutes, his mother finally stopped temporarily, and Zheng Zhi was just about to speak, but suddenly continued to beep again.
"Ouch, it's pretty good."
"She's really only 36 years old, huh? How do you feel in your twenties? People are very beautiful, no wonder they fascinate you. ”
Over there, Zheng Zhi's mother searched for Monica's photo in front of the computer with the help of a neighbor, and then commented on it again.
But in the end, she gave the answer.
"I'm telling you, beautiful is beautiful, but you must not mess around, I can't accept it! Hurry away from this woman. No, leave that auntie. ”
Zheng Zhi: ......
Auntie, this is too shocking, I'm about the same mental age as hers......
"You hurry up and find one seriously, it's not too young, we want to hold our grandson, you don't know, your father and I have half of the gray hair."
Zheng Zhi......
"Mom, do you believe the news reports too?"
"It's all hype."
"I'm single now, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have so much mess, don't think about it, I'll go back to spend it with you this summer."
In 2001, there were no national events, even World Cup qualifiers, and it was only in the second half of the year. Zheng Zhi also found out that he hadn't been with his parents for more than two years, and he suddenly felt a little sad, and before he knew it, it had been two years.
But
Tie the knot?
Holding grandchildren?
It's still a long time coming.
Suddenly, he found that his world had changed, and it seemed to ...... Some are not too obsessed with the previous life? There's something wrong with this thought......
Hanging up, he received another message.
"I miss you."
Zhang Zhi: ......
He wouldn't believe Shen Xing's words, it was too fake, it was fake from the beginning.
That's what you like? It's impossible, you have to be serious, don't you just buy a gemstone necklace, that's not money.
However, he still sent a message back, "Then you come here." ”
As soon as they went back, he asked someone to fly over again?
It's too ruthless, it's not as close as the straight door of the East and West. But what if she did......
As soon as I replied to the message, I immediately received another one, but it was another woman, Bellucci.
"Come to my house for dinner tonight?"
Zheng Zhi: "This ......"
Alas......
"Don't get me wrong, a lot of friends are here."
Originally, Zheng Zhi was quite happy, but as soon as he saw this information, Zheng Zhi immediately replied: "Don't go." ”
"I just want to eat alone with you."
Zheng Zhi is very unhappy, why spend time eating with a bunch of people, don't I have friends to eat with? Why?
After a while, the text message came again.
"So what do you want?"
Zheng Zhi replied again.
"I'm going on a date with a beautiful woman and I don't want to go home tonight."
……
The matter was not over, and it didn't take long for Mourinho's call to come, which was rare.
Zheng Zhi hurriedly adjusted his emotions and returned to reality from his comical thinking.
"Boss, what's the matter?"
Mourinho was serious: "This week is important. ”
'It's important to play Manchester United in midweek.
"You know what I'm talking about, right?"
"I know, play Manchester United, I'm ready." Zheng Zhi knows what he said, isn't it just to face Manchester United at home? No one has forgotten it, but what do you mean by calling me?
"No, sir, what the hell are you trying to say?"
Mourinho said: "I want you to take the lead and as captain you should stay at home quietly and not take any women home or run away to play crazy somewhere. I need a scrappy and fit Inter Milan to take on Manchester United. You should remind your teammates that you are closer to them than I am. ”
Sure enough, Mourinho was worried that Zheng Zhi would mess around, so he specially called to remind him, and hoped that Zheng Zhi, as the captain, could grasp the team's discipline. Some things, maybe the captain will come forward a little bit better than the manager?
"But boss, I can't control my teammates. I can skip the house, but I can't ask them not to go out. ”
It's embarrassing, although he is the captain, but there is really no way to ask his teammates to do the same, especially since today is a rest day, everyone has their own lives. They're all young and vigorous, and who doesn't want to have some fun......
"But you can reach out to them."
'If we win Manchester United at home, it's going to be a rough road ahead and I need you to help me and help Inter. We can't afford to get lost at this time, right, we have to do something, whether it's the club, it's you, it's the club honours, and next year's Ballon d'Or. ”
Mourinho is also sincere.
"I know, then I'll try ......"
Zheng Zhi still agreed, and when he turned around, he really played all his first-team teammates, which probably means - playing Manchester United this week, the leader means that we can't go out to wave, don't OOXX, we want to win Manchester United......
The teammates are actually quite cooperative, who doesn't want honor? Inter Milan won the League Cup in 1998 without any fart. Even Rona agreed to Zheng Zhi very seriously.
But after all the phone calls were made, another message popped up.
"Why don't you spend the night at my house tonight?"
Zheng Zhi: ......
He replied:
"Okay."
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Carrington Base, Manchester.
Manchester United today is not on holiday, but preparing for the Champions Cup. Everyone was sweating profusely, sweating like rain, but also miserable.
Alex Ferguson is personally directing from the sidelines, which is very rare, and he has rarely been in action these days when he used to hand over training to assistant coaches.
"Roy, you're too slow."
"By the time you arrived, he had already run away with the ball."
"You have to be a second early! Deal with it more resolutely and faster! ”
Ferguson was not satisfied with Roy Keane's reaction. The team is now practicing defense, and the purpose is to deal with Zheng Zhi.
Yes, just for one Zheng Zhi.
Alex Ferguson will never forget the moment Manchester United faced Bayer Leverkusen last year and was eliminated. And Zheng Zhi is the biggest thorn in his heart, if he doesn't pull out this thorn, he won't even be comfortable sleeping.
Everyone knows that Zheng Zhi is the core of Inter Milan, and solving him means solving at least half of the problems.
Scholes is imitating Zheng Zhi now, but it can only be imitated, and the actual effect cannot be achieved, but some people in Ferguson are crazy, so they have to practice like this.
"Paul, you have to be a little bit faster, a little bit quicker, he's not going to be so hesitant."
"You're all too slow."
He chewed gum and pointed, but neither was satisfied.
"Hey, the two wings have to be quickly recycled at this time, you can't wait, move your steps quickly."
The two wings were also not satisfied.
"Crazy,"
"The old man is going crazy."
Gary Neville, the vice-captain, muttered as he ran, as he had been training for the past few days, with Ferguson constantly urging them to run on the sidelines, all kinds of dissatisfaction.
But chief, aren't we doing enough well? We are now in the first position in the Premier League standings, God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, are you so afraid of Inter Milan, afraid of that Zheng?
"Shoot!"
"Ah, damn it."
"Ryan, you're slower than the old lady next door to me!"
"Remember, shoot first, or pass the ball first, don't hesitate, the result of hesitation is to concede the ball!"
……
……
By the end of the session, everyone was exhausted. The training match looks even more tiring than the real game.
call
call
call
Giggs gasped.
"I can't stand it,"
"Run me to death."
"Tomorrow must not be like this, or we will die the day after tomorrow."
Giggs scolded, shirtless, showing black chest hair, looking very sexy. But he was scolded by Ferguson N times in this game, and he was so annoyed that he couldn't do it, but he could only talk to his teammates in private, and he definitely didn't dare to offend Ferguson.
"No, it's a little intense, but it's impossible for you to gasp like this?" Paul Scholes stared at Giggs with some bewilderment, which was a little different from the Giggs he usually knew.
"Feel like you've been having a bit of a fitness problem lately? You see, everyone is not as gasping as you are. ”
"I play a lot of games, you don't have as many as me," a hint of cunning flashed in Giggs's eyes, and he quickly explained that he wouldn't tell everyone that he did a multiplayer exercise last night, and he went straight to five against five.
"I'm a little tired."
Gee~
It's no wonder if you're not tired.
I almost couldn't get up from the bed.
Keane also spoke: "Pay more attention to rest, you went drinking again last night, right?" ”
"No, not really."
"How can I possibly go for a drink? I don't drink much anymore. ”
"I've been going to bed early lately, so maybe I'm still not used to it!"
Only Andy Cole's gaze flickered a little, because he knew that Giggs was lying. The two of them went out together last night, and after drinking, everyone went their separate ways, except that he took one woman and Giggs took five, and it seemed that they should play multiplayer sports.
Originally, he didn't believe that Giggs could be so awesome, but look at his mental state today......
Awesome, Cole really admires Giggs. Thinking about it, he wants to try it now.
……
On the outskirts of Milan, in a remote villa, there is a cry from time to time, which is particularly pleasant in this silent night.
The battle lasted almost two hours......
Zheng Zhi finally achieved his wish, but he was so tired that he could barely get up.
This battle was different from the past, not only did it consume physical energy, but even the muscles were damaged.
No, there are several deep tooth marks on the neck, left arm, and thighs.
Yes, it's 'several', not 'one'.
Just because the battle was not one, but three times.
He didn't pay much attention that night, but when he looked in the mirror the next day, he was confused.
Appalling. I can't clear it, if I let Mourinho and his teammates see it, I can do it......
I thought it was okay to sneak a shot, anyway, I have good physical fitness, so I should squander some too much physical energy, after all, it's not a good thing to be too energetic.
Who would have thought that Monica would be so crazy and like to leave labels......
Of the three injuries, only the neck cannot be concealed, the arms can be covered with short sleeves, and the thighs have pants.
You can't stop training, right? Such a critical time.
As soon as he arrived at the training ground, he was immediately discovered by Gresco.
"Oh~"
"Zheng, your neck."
"Which girl bit this?"
"No, didn't you call yesterday and tell everyone not to go out and surf? How did you get out? ”
Zheng Zhi waved his hand.
"Hi,"
"I was bitten by my big black dog."
"That guy is crazy."
"Don't you know? I bought a dog the other day, I don't know what crazy it was, it bit me in the morning, and I called my family doctor to come to my door in the morning to give me an injection. ”
Gresco: "If I believe you, I'm a dog." Don't you know what a dog's teeth look like? ”
"No, you can say that, it's a, ahahaha."
Zheng Zhi rolled his eyes, knowing that no one believed his. It seems impossible to fool the past.
Then Mourinho is even more confused.
Everyone was laughing at him.
However, Zheng Zhi didn't admit that it was a woman who was bitten to death, that is, he was bitten by a dog.
When training for a while, he will work harder, and Mourinho will probably not embarrass himself.
"Let's go, go warm up and run, don't wait for the boss to come."
He suddenly shouted.
I like to abuse my opponents with running, and I can do it today, rookies! It can only distract everyone.
It worked.
When Mourinho came to the training ground as usual, Zheng Zhi was once again seen far ahead of the other players in the warm-up.
That's right.
Everything was fine.
This has become a habit, Zheng Zhi is abusing his teammates in front, and other teammates are chasing him with their lives.
Everything is a good phenomenon.
but
When the run was over and Zheng Zhi stood in front of him, he still frowned.
He's not stupid.
That fucking tooth mark, it's too clear. It's just being bitten by a hunting dog, it's so miserable, right?
But Mourinho still endured it, that's it, this guy can still hang other players, what is good? Besides, if he criticized Zheng Zhi in front of the others, it would be even more counterproductive.
So
He didn't know what to do.
But after finishing the training, he still called Zheng Zhi to the office.
"I heard you were bitten by a dog?"
Zheng Zhi: ......
"Well, I was bitten three times."
"I got an injection in the morning, I should be fine......"
"It's good to get an injection......"
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