Chapter 884 0.011578%

Since there are no further clues to deduce, the conjecture about the "parallel worlds of this world" can only end there.

After two injections, I left the clinic with Fufu to buy groceries and cook dinner for my stupid brother.

The little ghost at this age, for the handling of interpersonal relationships is still quite immature, the little partner thinks the good things must be done, the little partner thinks the bad things are far away, if something can make him appear in front of the little buddy, then no matter whether this matter will bring trouble to others, he will do it, relatives say a hundred words about him, and it is not worth the first half of the little friends who are not very familiar with him.

When these little ghosts grow up and think back to the stupid things they did when they were children, they will suddenly wake up - why should I care about the attitude of those who are in the same class for two or three years at most, and then never have contact with me?

However, it is useless to reason with the imps who have fallen into this kind of emotion, and it is even more useless to leave it alone under the pretext of "that is also to cultivate social interaction", and the correct response is to show the serious consequences of those behaviors.

For example, there was a time when Silly Brother and his little friends were fond of messing around with toy guns that fired BB bullets, and this preference would eventually end with who hit what serious target, and the imp who caused that would become the talk of other parents.

Since I didn't want my stupid brother to end up being the "talking point", I sent my brother home while they were gathering to play, and then shot myself in the forehead with that BB toy gun while the kids weren't paying attention (dangerous action, please don't imitate).

So, after I "couldn't find the culprit" and cried from house to house with my swollen and bruised brain, there were no more children in the community playing with BB guns.

What does that mean? I guessed the beginning, but didn't guess the ending?

The stupid brother was much more shrewd than I thought, and after the situation had calmed down for a while, he quietly came to me and said, "You must have fired that shot, old woman." ”

Well...... If you think about it, it seems that from then on he called me an old woman.

And the football and skateboarding that he is now passionate about, even if they are dangerous, will not be solved by me playing a bitter trick again - after all, they are international sports, not dangerous toys for children.

Uh-huh, beef, winter melon, spinach, pork liver, lotus root, red dates, peanuts......

I was looking at the aunts and uncles, "You know what? Xiao Lin just had a little cough and went to Xiao Luo's clinic for a day," while calmly buying ingredients.

Kobayashi, who is a god, sent Connor to me?

If the stupid system is there, it will definitely complain and say, "You don't want Thor?" Then I replied with a "I don't like fat people who drink beer", and then ...... Well, I can't think of it for a while, but it will definitely end with a good fight.

"Gone, Fuf." I walked out of the vegetable field with the vegetable basket and said to the little white dog who was waiting outside.

"Fu~Fu~" Fufu wagged her tail at me.

"Ah, really, old ...... Sister, you buy so many things," the stupid brother came over from the side blowing bubble gum and grabbed a basket in my hand: "I obviously said that steaming a pot of rice and two sausages is enough." ”

"Let's talk about this when you grow taller than me, children should pay attention to balanced nutrition," I touched his head, "Why did you come back so early today?" ”

"Ah, I just heard that people who don't have dogs suddenly have dogs, most of them feel lonely," the stupid brother turned his head away from me: "I'll reluctantly accompany you more." ”

Most of them heard about the scandal between me and Roman - phew, there is no scandal, it's gossip!

"My brother will care about people, my sister is very happy," I smiled at him, and walked in the direction of home with the rest of my things: "I'll make you something to eat tonight~"

"I don't think these things are delicious." The stupid brother followed, disdainful of the ingredients in the basket.

"Fu~Fu?" Fufu trotted all the way up to follow.

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Winter melon stewed beef, spinach pork liver soup, peanut and red date porridge, cold lotus vegetables, and the one at the entrance of the community smells very fragrant and eats not very good chive flatbread, all alive.

Although the doctor said that the blood I vomited was fake, and I added stunts, I still had a little weakness in my heart, and I made a little meal of blood-replenishing things to eat, as for the stupid brother, well, the blood and qi are just right for exercise, isn't it?

"Come down and eat!" When dinner was ready, I shouted to the second floor.

This guy regarded himself as a hero when he helped carry a basket on the road, and he didn't even know that he was almost ready to help serve the meal and take chopsticks, so words such as "eldest sister is like mother" and "eldest brother is like father" were invented together with these little ghosts who don't make people worry.

"Okay, I know, you don't care, I'm going to eat, I'll contact you later." The stupid brother appeared on the stairs on the second floor with a muttering voice, and judging by his attitude and the headphone cable connected to his coat pocket, he was probably talking to some friend, and then, very naturally, he slid sideways down the handrail of the stairs.

"Give me a good walk!" Given that he might not be able to hear well with headphones, I raised my voice.

"It's okay, it's not the first time I've done this once or twice," the stupid brother continued to scroll down nonchalantly: "Just don't sue when Mom and Dad come back." ”

"Who's—be careful!"

In the process of sliding, the stupid brother seemed to be about to raise his hand to interrupt the call, but the corner of his clothes was hooked by the gap in the turn, although it was not completely hooked, but it made him lose his balance directly, and he leaned forward and flipped off the armrest.

I'm really convinced......

After determining the trajectory of his fall in an instant, I rushed over with my feet and tried to catch him.

Boom! Syllable! Boom!

I caught it, but the stupid brother waved his hand indiscriminately to keep his balance, took out the phone in his pocket, and slapped me firmly in the face, which directly caused me to stand unsteadily, fall down the stairs with my feet, and hit the back of my head firmly against the wall - fortunately, it was a cork structure.

"Sister! Are you okay!! "Because he used me as a mat, my stupid brother didn't have anything to do, and hurriedly jumped up to help me.

"Hmm...... I guess it's fine......" I replied as I glanced at the table, well, I was lucky not to hit the table and knock over the dinner.

At this time, the mobile phone that was photographed in my face was knocked off due to the headphone cable, and the voice of a certain bear child sounded:

"Hello? [Lin Shu]? What's wrong with you? Fell from the stairs? Not dead, right? ”

It's a great name, and I must be ashamed to meet a classmate who understands.

The stupid brother snapped down the phone and tried to help me up: "You actually don't have to pick me up, it's okay if I fall, it's like your old arms and legs ......"

"Can you say a few years less? And this action is so dangerous, in the future-"

I was about to teach my brother a daily lesson, but I saw a deep black rise like a tide, completely obscuring everything in my field of vision, and at the same time, I heard the exclamation of my stupid brother in my ears:

"Sister!? Your eyes! ”

What the heck? Blinded by hitting your head? Crape myrtle hasn't played this routine for a long time, hey!