082 The lowest is invincible

Li Xiaofeng has really never seen such a strange father, although one kroner is not a lot of money, and it is natural for his son to invite Lao Tzu to dinner, but he just feels unhappy, and his face is full of indignation. provoked a certain demon to keep kicking him under the table while eating, for fear that he would be crazy and directly buckle the food in the old man's face.

A reunion dinner, except for the delicious taste of old Sbellowsky, not only solved his own share, but also prevented the two sons with poor appetites from wasting food, and almost licked the plate. However, in the eyes of a certain immortal, it is only a matter of licking or not, anyway, the oil and water in the dish are so small that it is outrageous, and it is estimated that most of the working meals of one kroner per serving go into the old man's own pocket.

"I'll start working when I'm full of food and drink, or I'll be sorry for this meal!" The old man wiped his mouth with a rag, and of course instructed his two sons: "It's rare for you to come to the company once, just help do something!" Kosha, the company's typewriter has a problem, you go to fix it, take a look at the lighting street lamp, this thing is too power-hungry, you see if there is a problem...... And you, Andreka, don't be idle, learn more from your brother...... By the way, you are learning a foreign language, and there are a few German customers over there that you can go and receive! ”

A certain immortal is really angry, he invited you to dinner in vain and asked his brother to give you voluntary labor? Old man, please figure it out, brother doesn't owe you anything! At the moment, he ignored a certain demon who frequently looked at him, and his ass didn't move.

"You stinky boy, didn't you hear me tell you to work?" The old man scolded angrily.

Li Xiaofeng didn't bother to take care of the old man, grabbed the anxious ladyboy brother, and criticized: "What are you doing so much, the dead old man hasn't given you a penny of wages, let's go, go back and have a good rest, I have to be busy tomorrow!" ”

Konstantin was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth at all, and he didn't understand at all how a younger brother who had seen an old man, like a mouse who had seen an old cat, could be so bold today, was this still the shy little Andreica he remembered?

Yes, for more than half a month, Konstantin has suspected more than once that Andrei in front of him is being impersonated, but many small details of the brothers' lives tell him that this is his younger brother. The only plausible explanation he could think of was that little Andreka had grown up and started to be assertive.

Konstantin knew very well that his younger brother did not like or even dislike his old father, but he generally did not show this emotion obviously, at most he secretly scolded the old man behind his back, or spit in the old man's water glass. It's the first time to do it so blatantly like now.

Of course, whether it was the first time or not, Konstantin couldn't watch his brother fight his father in the ring, not that he respected the old miser, he was just carrying out his mother's last wish to protect the family as much as possible.

He quickly inserted himself between the two men who were glaring at each other, and persuaded him: "Dad, Andrea didn't mean to contradict you, he was too tired...... It doesn't matter, isn't it just a few German customers? My German is also passable, and I'll treat them to them after I'm done with the typewriter and the streetlights......"

"You're not allowed to go!" The angry roars of the two men hit Konstantin's eardrums, although they expressed the same meaning, and the emotions were quite intense, but the two sides definitely couldn't pee in the same pot.

"Let this disobedient do it himself!"

"Fuck this old bastard!"

The spit from the two poured on him, and Konstantin managed with all his might to separate them slightly.

"Calm down! Andrea, have you forgotten what your mother said? We are a family and should live together in harmony and unity......"...,

"The devil wants to live with this old bastard!" A certain immortal's bull temper came up, but the six relatives didn't recognize it, not to mention that he never thought that the old man in front of him had anything to do with him, "Don't stop me, today I'm going to let this unwielding iron rooster taste amazing!" ”

The old man turned blue with anger, and at the moment he no longer cared about Konstantin's obstruction, and hit him with a fist. Li Xiaofeng is afraid of this? In fact, without waiting for the old man's arm to straighten, he had already begun to fight back tactically, of course, just to block the opponent's fist and push the opponent away. He doesn't want to do it yet, if he really does it, it is estimated that ten old men will not be able to take a punch from him.

"Hit someone! My son is beating Lao Tzu! The old man fell to the ground with an exaggerated back, and suddenly covered his face and rolled on the floor, cursing incessantly like a splattered village woman: "Disobedient son...... A disobedient son who has suffered a thousand cuts...... If you dare to beat you, God will punish you...... The unfilial son of the thunder in the sky, Lucia, how did we give birth to such an unfilial thing! ”

Li Xiaofeng watched the old man's performance dumbfounded, to be honest, he originally thought that the old miser was the kind of domineering and leaky, extremely traditional violent Russian father, that is, the kind of violent maniac who constantly drank and beat his wife and children to play with nothing, such as Stalin's father is this kind of goods, and the little Joseph when he was a child did not enjoy his father's whip, of course, Comrade Steel himself is not much stronger than Lao Tzu, and the violent tendency is the same.

Obviously, Li Xiaofeng miscalculated the combat effectiveness of the old Sbelowsky, if the average combat effectiveness of the Russian fathers is five, then the old man is probably minus five. At least an ordinary Russian Lao Tzu will not be pushed down by a certain immortal, and then start to perform without style. In a sense, the old man is more like a La Masia graduate, at least secretly observing Li Xiaofeng's movements from the gap between his fingers, indicating that he has obtained the true biography of actor Busquets.

Daddy's ugliness made Konstantin very faceless, and he quickly persuaded: "Dad, can you stop making trouble, it's too ugly!" ”

The old man burst out crying, his hands constantly slapping the floor under him, crying like a three-year-old child: "I don't care, I'm going to make trouble, I'm going to make trouble...... I want people to take a look, I have worked hard to raise such a little white-eyed wolf for more than ten years! Woowoo woo ......"

Konstantin had no choice but to turn around and do the work of an immortal: "Andrea, just apologize to your father, it's really ugly!" ”

Seriously, Li Xiaofeng hated the old man's clumsy performance, and if he could, he really wanted to learn from the martial artist Pepe to give the old man a scorpion tail and directly kick the old man away. However, although someone thinks that he is thick-skinned enough, he still can't do it when he beats an old man in front of so many audiences, even if that guy is an old fox, an old bastard, and an old liar. Of course, let a certain immortal follow Konstantin's advice and apologize to the old man, then he can't accept it, if he really does it, the Dao Lu apologizes even if he doesn't care, my brother is obviously just self-defense, and he didn't even hurt the hair of this old bastard, how can he apologize?

Well, on one side it was unreasonable, and on the other side it was so angry that it was itchy with teeth, and neither side refused to give in, and it was a stalemate for a while. Just when there are more and more crowds watching. A man hurriedly parted the crowd and shouted the names of a certain immortal and a certain shemale:

"Andrey, Kosha, I'm Eriksson, where are you? Hurry up and answer, I have something important for you! ”

When Erickson separated the soy sauce man who was in front of him, and saw the situation in the circle, he was obviously stunned, and then the muscles on his face twitched, and he let out a wild laugh: "Ha Luha, Uncle Peter, you're ready to cheat money again, are you?" ”…,

Saying that, Erikson let out a sigh of admiration: "Your acting skills are getting better and better, but did you lie to Andreka to be so dedicated?" He's just a poor student, or your son, should I admire your work ethic that doesn't treat everyone equally, or do I feel that Andreka is unladylike? ”

"You kid don't talk cool! Beware of me suing you for slander! A moment ago, he was crying and crying, as if an old man who had been wronged and abused by an unfilial son suddenly came back to life with full blood on the spot, and shamelessly fired the price of the settlement: "One kilogram of Lang, one less son, I will sue this disobedient son for abusing his father." ”

The green tendons on the forehead of a certain immortal who could still control his anger were beating, and from the conversation of Shicai, he clearly knew that a certain old bastard had already done this kind of unstylish thing more than once. Now he's really angry, and he doesn't mind really making the old man half-dead.

And a certain old man who regards money as his life does not have the existence of an immortal in his eyes at all, and he bargains with Erikson one by one, and even a penny has to be calculated.

"Three hundred crowns, no less than there is nothing to talk about!" The old bastard emphatically emphasized.

Erikson took out his wallet and reluctantly paid the settlement fee of three hundred crowns, and the moment the money arrived, the old man's heartfelt exuberance made a certain immortal angry.

"Andreka, calm me down. This old bastard wants you to do it again, he will definitely ask for money again! Erikson hastened to remind.

Sure enough, a certain unscrupulous old man who was smiling so badly leaned his left cheek towards Li Xiaofeng, and shamelessly slapped his face with his hand, as if calling him to hurry up. At that moment, someone really had the idea of killing this slut, and just when he was about to kill his relatives in righteousness, fortunately, a certain demon found that his expression was wrong, and forcibly dragged him aside without saying anything. As for dragging someone instead of dragging an unscrupulous old man, it is estimated that Konstantin is also afraid of being blackmailed by the old man.

"Erikson, why are you here, didn't you say we'd meet tomorrow?" Konstantin hastened to divert the topic.

Erikson patted his head and said anxiously: "I almost forgot about business, hurry up, we can't delay a little time, let's go to South Teliya immediately!" Bella's illness has flares up again, and Ralph says things don't seem good! ”